Ponyville's Own Vampire

"Yeehaw! I'm ready to get some apple buckin done. How bout you Big Macintosh?" Applejack yelled enthusiastically. "Eeyup." Big Mac replied. When they walked outside, they saw the horror that was their little sister dangling upside down from the barn. The piece of hay that always hung in Big Mac's mouth fell out as he had an expression of horror on his face. Applejack threw up and began to cry. Applebloom's stomach was sliced open and her organs were hanging from her stomach, all the way down touching the ground. Every single one of her organs were exposed with blood gushing from her body. Applejack and Big Macintosh screamed in horror.

Kyle got a call from Applejack that Applebloom and Derpy were murdered last night. The news also showed that Lyra and Bon Bon were found dead in the woods. Kyle examined the bodies closely while he looked at the TV. "Hey Gold! Lyra, Bon Bon, Derpy, and Applebloom all have those bite marks on their necks!" Kyle shouted to Gold from the other room. "So?" Gold didn't really think it mattered that there were bite marks on their necks. "They could find the DNA on their saliva and find out who it is." Kyle replied. "I think they would have done that a week ago numb nuts!" Gold shouted. "And if you say it's a vampire, I'm throwin the 360 out of the fuckin window." Gold scolded as he left the house to go to Cheerilee's. "If it really is a vampire, I'm gonna kick you in the balls!" Kyle shouted as Gold walked out the door.

The day had gone by pretty fast. When he got to Cheerilee's house, Gold, Cheerilee, and Berry-Punch were getting hammered. "Cheerilee? I thought you didn't drink since...well you know...you're and educator." Gold questioned. "Just because I teach little kids doesn't mean I don't get wasted now and then." Cheerilee responded. "Shouldn't Berry be in like AA or something since she drinks every second of every day?" Gold whispered in Cheerilee's ear. "She's been to AA but they said that she was hopeless." Cheerilee responded. After a few hours, Gold was calling it a night. But as he left, Cheerilee and Berry had a little too much and decided to go fuck with their students. They went to Silver Spoon's house and took a dump on her lawn. "Merry Hannukah you ashhole!" Berry yelled in a slurred voice. Lets go egg Diamond Tiara's house!" Cheerilee said in a cheerful voice.

Jack had been at his house the past few days just being secluded from the other ponies. Tomorrow, I'm gonna pay Kyle and Gold a visit. Jack left his house to take a walk. He wasn't very hungry but he still wanted to eat SOMETHING. As he was walking down the street, he heard two mares laughing and a bunch of cracking noises. He jumped at the opportunity of another meal. He ran around the corner to see two drunken mares throwing eggs at somepony's house. "Son of a bitch! I think God loves me!" Jack said to himself. He followed them when they walked away. They broke in to a wine store. They were drinking tons of bottles of wine. Jack waited for them to separate. When Berry went to the bathroom, Cheerilee was all alone. She began to chug a large bottle of apple cider, Jack crept in. While Cheerilee was in the middle of drinking the entire bottle, Jack grabbed her by the neck and shoved the entire bottle down her throat. She began stumbling around trying to remove the fifty ounce bottle from her throat. She eventually choked to death and fell to the floor dead.

When Berry came out of the bathroom, she saw her dead sister lying on the floor. "Ch-Ch-Cheerilee?" Berry tried to see if her already dead sister were actually alive. Jack emerged from the darkness behind her, she turned around to see his famous blood covered face, smiling at her. She tried to run but he grabbed her and slammed her on the ground and got on top of her. He grabbed 20 big bottles of wine. "So you like drinking? Drink till you fucking drop!" Jack said to her as he held her mouth open and began pouring bottle by bottle of wine down her throat. After the fourth bottle, her stomach began to swell. After the ninteenth bottle, her stomach was a one foot bulge. She looked like she was nine months pregnant. "One more bottle should do it." Jack said with an evil smile on his face. He poured the last bottle down her throat and she exploded, covering the room with blood.