Sexcapades of a Disgruntled Friendship Princess

by milesprower06

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Alternate Universe, Main 6, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3973

Her reign over Ponyville made official, Twilight now sets her lusty sights on five certain ponies, and prepares to go after something she has been denied since she arrived in this cesspool of a town.

Her reign over Ponyville now official, Twilight now sets her lusty sights on five certain ponies, and prepares to go after something she has been denied since she arrived in this cesspool of a town.

Contains copious amounts of clop.

This is a spinoff of my AU parody, Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student.

Published 2013-06-05 17:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-05 17:30:02 UTC

Those Creaking and Moaning Noises

Sexcapades of a Disgruntled Friendship Princess
by milesprower06

Those Creaking and Moaning Noises

“I cannot believe we are actually going through with this,” complained Rarity as she and her four friends walked down Ponyville's main road towards Golden Oaks Library.

“Yeah, somepony care 'ta explain why she deserves this?” Applejack asked, as she was certain nopony in the group was looking forward to what was waiting for them.

“We never said she deserved it. I just don't think any of us want to go to the moon.” Rainbow Dash added.

“Maybe that's not what she meant,” Rarity began, levitating the letter that they had all gotten following Twilight's coronation in Canterlot, essentially demanding their presence at the library. The letter left nothing to the imagination, when it came to what Twilight wanted them there for. “Maybe she meant mooning as in... exposing her posterior.”

“That's worse.” Rainbow replied, receiving nods of agreement from the group in return.

“Don't worry guys. If it's absolutely horrible, I'm sure I can mix up a batch of something that'll make us forget ALL about it.” Pinkie chimed in.

“You don't have any rufies on ya now, do ya?” AJ asked, getting chuckles from her friends.

“Cheer up, girls. You never know what good could come of this.” Fluttershy smiled.

“Are you insane? What good could possibly come of this?” Rainbow asked.

“Well, it's obvious that it's been forever since somepony else has gotten her off. Maybe this'll go by quickly, and you never know, maybe this will do wonders for her attitude.” Fluttershy offered. The other four considered this, but they were anything but optimistic. Twilight had found amazing and unexpected ways to socially shock and disappoint them.

The group of five approached Golden Oaks Library, and as they approached the door they picked up a hint of...

“Oh no...” Applejack muttered.

Sure enough, they opened the door, stepped inside, and there they were, placed on nearly every shelf in the library.

Scented candles.

Things just took a turn from something they were reluctant to do to something that was creepy and they were reluctant to do.

“You have got to be kidding me.” Rainbow commented, looking around at all the individual flames dotting the bookshelves.

“I was wondering if all of you were going to be on time.” they heard a sultry voice say from the second floor. All of them dreading the same thing, they looked up to where Twilight was looking down at them with bedroom eyes. She had stripped out of her dress and crown that she wore at the coronation earlier that day, and now wore a simple robe.

“Hope you like the candles...they're meant to lighten the mood a bit.”

“Lighten the mood?” Rarity repeated.

“Of course. Obviously, if I haven't forgotten how to count, it seems that all of you would choose me over the moon. That makes me rather happy, so now, now that you've chosen to please your new Princess, I thought I'd at least try to make it as enjoyable for you as possible. Now come on upstairs.”

The aroma was pleasing, but it certainly didn't make them feel any better about what they were about to do. But slowly, they filed up the stairs, just in time to see Twilight slip her robe off and climb up on her bed, which now had fine rose red satin sheets. All of them unsure of what to do, they simply walked towards the center of the room, and Twilight watched them as they sat and formed a semicircle around the bed. As she gave her wings a quick stretch, laying down on her back, she knew precisely what was on all of their minds as they glanced at each other nervously: who would be first?

“Hmm...well, since nopony is jumping to volunteer...” Twilight began, looking around her bed at her five 'friends'. From right to left, sat Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie. With a smirk, she lifted a hoof, and pointed at 10 o'clock, directly at the polychromatic-maned mare.

“Rainbow, why don't you get us started, you somewhat beautiful tompony fillyfooler, you.” Twilight said, laying her head down and spreading her legs, leaving nothing to the imagination, and fully exposing her lightly aroused marehood.

Rainbow gulped, rolled her eyes, and took her first step towards the bed. As she made her approach, she could not deny the lustful scent coming from between Twilight's legs. As a foot of distance became inches, Rainbow suddenly felt a magical force press against the back of her head and shoved her muzzle into Twilight's snatch. The move caught her by surprise, but when some of Twilight's nectar touched her lips and seeped through to her tongue, something in her just suddenly relaxed, and kicked her mind into horny mode. No pun intended for the alicorn she had just gotten her first taste of.

The pegasus felt the magical force pushing against her ease up, and she took that as an opportunity to continue on her own initiative. She parted her lips, and slowly extended her tongue, brushing the tip against Twilight's left lip, eliciting a moan from the purple alicorn. Rainbow tried her hardest to completely ignore who she was eating out, because as much as it amazed her, there was no ignoring the fact that Twilight tasted very good. Rainbow drew in her tongue, only to slowly push it out again, this time stroking the right lip, up and down, up and down, causing the horny bigot to shudder. Rainbow took it one step further, extending her tongue as far down into Twilight's marehood as she could take it, then withdrew and began to suck ever so lightly, and was rewarded with a short scream as Twi arched her back for a moment. The pegasus smirked on the inside. Twilight was a racist, stuck-up, hopeless slut, but right now, she was at Dash's mercy. She didn't really want to be here, but fuck it, she was here anyway, so why not have some fun with it? Make her beg for more if she wants it so bad...

Rainbow ceased her sucking, and returned to the light teasing flicks of her tongue, causing Twilight to complain with a flex of her back legs. When Rainbow wouldn't take the hint, Twilight squeezed her head between her thighs, and softly whispered, “More...”

Dash couldn't help but let out a muffled giggle between the bitch's legs, and return to her light sucking, as Twilight let out a sigh of relief. The pegasus was waiting for that...for her to relax, and then suddenly increased the force of her sucking tenfold. Twilight gasped, exhaled, and inhaled again just as sharply a second time as Rainbow Dash assaulted her flower without mercy.

Applejack, sitting just a few feet away, had not taken her eyes off of the scene unfolding before her. She witnessed Rainbow getting wetter between her own legs, but did nothing to satisfy herself as she wrapped her front legs around Twilight's flailing rear ones, and in return, Twi crisscrossed her back hooves around Rainbow's neck. The combination ceased nearly all movement from Twilight's lower half, as the two ponies locked themselves into a cell of lust. AJ couldn't help but become aroused at the sight.

Twilight was now attempting to thrust up into Rainbow's head, but due to her hold, all she managed to accomplish was make her body squirm from the abdomen up, joined by the creaking of the bed. Her breathing became heavier, she gritted her teeth, and finally, she sprung up, and took firm hold of Rainbow's head as she climaxed.

It didn't even last 10 seconds before she flopped back down to the bed. Rainbow released her hold, took a step back, and licked her lip, watching Twilight's chest rise and fall. She turned from the bed, and couldn't help but smile when she noticed the tint of red on the cheeks of all her friends. She had put on quite a show, and she knew it.

The sliver of hope that Rainbow had worn Twilight out on the first go was shattered as the alicorn lifted her head, and pointed a hoof at AJ.

“Alright, you're up. Show your Princess some of that redneck country love, Appleslut.”

The mild-mannered farm mare felt a tinge of anger swell up as she took her first step towards the bed. She was stopped momentarily by Rainbow, as she moved to take her place next to where AJ had been sitting and watching.

“Don't worry. It's not that bad. Take my advice...just relax and enjoy it as best you can. You know, like you already have been.” Rainbow whispered, motioning with her eyes towards the floor. Applejack stole a glance back, and noticed a small puddle directly under where she had been sitting. The blood rushed to her face as she continued making the few steps to the bed as a snickering Rainbow sat down next to where AJ had been watching.

AJ figured she didn't have much choice in this matter. She had no experience with this sort of thing, outside of tending to her own needs with her own hooves. But she figured that as desperate and horny as Twilight was, not to mention that she was still coming down from the orgasmic high that Rainbow had given her, that this wouldn't take long.

Thoroughly embarrassed by what her marehood must have looked like between her legs, the farmer slowly inched closer. Showing her spectacular patience as she did with Rainbow, Twilight telepathically took hold of the back of Applejack's head, and gave her the dime tour of her sex. Applejack inhaled in surprise, and got a nose-full of Twilight's juices in return. She snorted it out as best she could, which only made Twilight moan in pleasure.

As much as she wanted to get this over with as quickly as possible, AJ couldn't bring herself to not be... polite about it, tenderly licking at the tips of Twilight's lips. Once she had gotten a proper taste of the alicorn, however, her inhibitions slowly gave way. She couldn't fathom how she wanted more so quickly. The possibilities that the scented candles were enchanted, or Twilight using her 'Want It Need It' spell through her love nectar were not lost on the apple farmer. After all, the more they got into it, the more she would enjoy it. But she had to admit, Rainbow was right. Twilight tasted incredible.

Grateful that Dash had done the hard part of getting her going, Applejack slowly got more aggressive with the twisting and flicking of her tongue. But she wasn't ready to start sucking just yet. Leaning full well from Rainbow's performance that that was the princess' weakness, and regardless of wanting to be done as quickly as possible, part of Applejack's subconscious wouldn't let her give the hopeless whore some quick satisfaction and be done. As easy as that would be, AJ wanted to take Rainbow's route, and take advantage of these precious few moments of vulnerability, and make her ask for it. It was easier said than done. Twilight was seriously wet; she probably would be dripping if it weren't for the efforts with her tongue.

Taking a deep breath, Applejack slowly blew out into Twilight's vag, letting out the last of her inhibitions and did her best to let go of her annoyance with who she was pleasuring. The flow of warm air brought another moan from Twilight, and Applejack began to softly and sensually kiss the alicorn's lower lips, tugging softly at the ends of each one. She stayed just far enough away from her clit to drive her mad.

'Come on, you hopeless horny bitch... ask me for it... ask m-'

Applejack's train of thought was cut short as Twilight bent her back legs, got them under AJ's shoulders, and kicked her off, sending her falling back to the floor, right in front of Rainbow. Landing on her back, AJ looked up, and saw Twilight point at Pinkie, obviously unsatisfied with the farmer's efforts. She laid her head back down on the wood floor, and saw Rainbow staring down at her, upside down from her point of view.

Applejack followed the straight line that was Rainbow's front right leg, from her shoulder all the down to her wet mound. She was trying to get herself off by watching her eat out Twilight!

“Heh, you didn't last very long, did you?” Rainbow teased. Applejack rolled over and sat up face-to-face with her friend.

“Long enough for you to finish?” she asked in return, reaching down without warning, bumping Rainbow's own hoof out of the way, and began to lightly rub the tompony's sex herself, causing Rainbow to gasp in surprise... but she didn't even try to move away.

AJ's hoof was slick almost immediately, and she increased her rubbing pace just slightly, subtle enough where Rainbow barely noticed it.

“Are ya gonna answer me, Sugarcube?” Applejack asked, rubbing harder just for a moment. “Was it long enough for you to finish?” she repeated.

Rainbow, fighting through her surprise, muttered “N-no, not quite,” through labored breaths.

Applejack smirked.

“Well then I suppose I need to help you with that.”

Meanwhile, Pinkie had done more than approach the edge of the bed... she had climbed up onto it, and was sliding up onto Twilight. This caught the alicorn's attention, but when she was about to use her magic to shove Pinkie back down to where she wanted her, there was just something in the sultry look in Pinkie's gaze that stopped her, and decided to go along with whatever the drug dealer had in mind.

“Having fun so far, your Highness?” she asked softly. Pinkie slid all the way up, and her body was even with Twilight's. Without even waiting for an answer to her previous question, Pinkie dipped her head down and brought Twilight into a lustful kiss.

She was slow, yet eager. Her tongue prodded Twilight's lips until they parted, inviting her inside. As their tongues performed an exciting, unpredictable dance, Pinkie gyrated her hips, putting her marehood into contact with Twilight's already soaked lips, and began to slowly rub. This caused Twilight to gasp through her nose, as she didn't want to interrupt Pinkie's incredible performance in her mouth.

It seemed to last forever, but to Twilight, it wasn't nearly long enough as Pinkie lifted her head, parting their lips, and leaving the alicorn gasping for breath. The wild party pony slid down a few inches and kissed Twilight's neck.

“I suppose that as the town's librarian, you know how terrible I am at returning books on time...I must have mountains of late fees added up...” Pinkie said in that sultry voice again, going down to Twilight's chest.

Twilight's curiosity was now sparked. Pinkie was, without a doubt, the one who had been the most into it. But there had to be a catch here. What was her angle?

“I'd be more than willing to start paying those off... starting tonight...” Pinkie continued, licking and kissing her way down her chest. “...although it could take awhile to pay off my debts. I could come back to pay more whenever you like...” Pinkie was down to her stomach, “...and then when my tab is finally paid off...” she said, pausing just a little longer than last time, licking, kissing, and sucking lightly on her nipples, before inching down to the true prize.

“...I'd be more than willing to make... continued donations... to the library.”

With that, Pinkie used her tongue to dig in between Twilight's lips, starting at the bottom, and slowly drawing her way up, where she sucked on her clit for a split second, sending a spike of ecstasy through the alicorn's body. Ever the tease, that was all Pinkie did down there, sliding her tongue up over Twilight's teats, up her stomach and chest, and back up to her neck.

“But how will I ever be able to make these donations if Ponyville's authorities succeed in their investigation against me and my party supplies? If only a higher authority... perhaps a royal authority... could help me out of this.” she asked.

Twilight didn't answer, lost in her panting.

“Just thought I'd give your Highness something to think about...” Pinkie said, and then tilted Twilight's head down with her forehooves, slowly licked up her horn, and then wrapped her lips around Twilight's magical appendage and lowered her mouth down on it.

Twilight's eyes nearly rolled up into her skull as Pinkie sucked tenderly on her horn. Surely, if all she had to do to get this from a willing pony on a regular basis was put up some bogus bureaucratic red tape...

Twilight's defenses were becoming easier and easier to get through.

“Gaaaaaah!” Twilight cried out as Pinkie gave another slow hard grind to her vulva. The ponies watching saw Pinkie's cheeks begin to glow as Twilight's horn let off it's orgasmic...whatever it was.

Pinkie slowly raised her head, giving one last suck so strong that she lifted Twilight's head off the pillow by her mouth alone. After several seconds, Pinkie released the hold on her horn, opened her mouth, and Twilight's head dropped to the pillow, her horn connected to Pinkie's tongue momentarily by a string of saliva.

Fluttershy and Rarity honestly couldn't decide what was hotter; what Pinkie had just done with Twilight, or the 69 that Rainbow Dash and Applejack were currently involved on the floor in front of the bed, as they had each other's hindquarters in their tight grasp.

They doubted Twilight noticed any of this, as she was currently a panting mess on the bed. But just when they thought they were home free, Twilight shakily raised her hoof, and pointed at not one, but both of them.

“Both of us?” Rarity inquired.

“A-at the same time?” Fluttershy sheepishly asked. Twilight gave a nod, still breathing heavily.

“I figured you two were probably the worst lovers out of everypony. You're too shy and you're too self-absorbed. So yeah, both of you at the same time might be as good as one pony. I think I've only got one more left in me. So come on, what are you waiting for?”

Rarity gasped, insulted by the alicorn's words, as Fluttershy timidly stepped forward. Rarity momentarily stopped the pegasus, and leaned in close to her ear.

“Let me do the heavy work, darling. You just work on the horn. This won't take long, I promise.” Rarity said, with a hint of smugness. She walked alongside Fluttershy to the bed. Twilight had closed her eyes, still catching her breath as she awaited the last two ponies in the bedroom who had not yet had their turn. She felt Fluttershy's timid breath on the tip of her horn moments before she began licking. The pegasus looked over at Rarity, who was now between the alicorn's legs, horn glowing.

Making sure Twilight's horn wasn't in Fluttershy's mouth, Rarity proceeded to insert her horn into the princess' sex, and then began to work her magic. A little spell that she had kept in reserve for only the most special of clients, that essentially turned the outer surface of her horn into a mass of flailing tentacles. The effect it had on Twilight was obvious immediately. She let out a gasp, as Rarity's magic writhed inside her. Fluttershy tried to keep at her horn, but she had little success due to the princess's squirming. Noticing this, Rarity concentrated a bit harder, and magically restrained Twilight at the neck, pinning her to the bed. Seeing this, Fluttershy resumed her timid work.

Twilight's heart was pounding. Due to Rarity's magical restraints, all her thrusting managed to do was make the bed creak. Her moans became louder and louder, and Rarity kept increasing the pace, along with the intensity of the magic inside her snatch. Rarity decided that she wasn't going to give Twilight the pleasure of longevity, and twitched in her concentration. One of the tentacles slithered out of her cunt and down to her tailhole.

Just as Fluttershy worked up the courage to take the tip of Twilight's horn into her mouth, she let out a scream, as her entire body went rigid in one final release. This lasted several seconds, before she went entirely limp. Fluttershy managed to swallow the essence that had shot out of Twilight's horn, and Rarity removed her horn, now dripping with the alicorn's juices.

Twilight's chest was rising and falling at a slow, steady pace. Upon closer inspection, they saw that the Princess of Magic was now fast asleep. Regardless of how Twilight had just insulted Rarity's prowess in bed, the fashion designer was not about to neglect her own manners. She took one last glance at Twilight's leaking and soaked jewel, and then gently draped the bed's comforter over the knocked out princess.

Now, of course, the three ponies turned their attention to the scene before them on the floor. Applejack and Rainbow Dash's little eating contest was brought to an abrupt halt as Rarity cleared her throat. They parted from each other and stood up, with embarrassed, flushed looks. But nopony could really blame the two for going at it. Their collective service to Twilight had all been one way, so they were all honestly feeling a bit heated. Together, they all descended to the main floor as quietly as they good, and went out into the Ponyville dusk.

“I have to admit girls, that was actually pretty hot. If she wasn't such a bitch on a power trip, I'd have no objections to doing that again.” Rainbow stated.

“Speak for yourself, I am so doing that again!” Pinkie exclaimed, fairly confident that Twilight would be taking her up on her offer. With that, Pinkie gave a farewell, and pranced away towards Sugar Cube Corner.

“Yep, I better be hittin' the clouds here too.” Rainbow said, and began to trot off.

“Hey Rainbow, wait up!” Applejack said, going after Rainbow, leaving only Fluttershy and Rarity at the entrance of the library. Fluttershy was still blushing at the cheeks, and Rarity was certain she knew why. The poor Pegasus had seen everything, and was obviously shy about asking for something in return, so being the generous pony that she was...

“Fluttershy, I can tell you're a bit pent up, darling. How about you come back with me to my boutique, and I help you...relax those nerves.”

Keeping her gaze towards the ground, save for the occasional nervous glance to her friend, Fluttershy softly nodded. With a smile, Rarity came to her friend's side, and together, they walked towards the boutique.

Further down the street, Applejack finally caught up to Rainbow Dash, who was keen on ignoring the farm pony's calls to wait up.

“Consarn it, Rainbow. Listen!” AJ called.

Rainbow finally stopped and turned.

“Listen, AJ...I don't care what you think of me...what happened in there was just...just...”

“Unbelievably hot?” Applejack finished. This caused Rainbow's blush to deepen.

“You're not...I mean...you actually want-”

“Was it in the heat of the moment? Yeah, maybe. Doesn't mean that the moment is over, now does it?”

Rainbow Dash didn't say anything, just merely stared at her friend, blushing.

“So what d'ya say you and I head back to the Acres, and see how long this moment lasts?”

One thing was for sure; Rainbow wouldn't be flying. Her wings were now standing firmly at attention. Slowly nodding in disbelief, the two best friends made their way out of Ponyville as the sun dipped below the horizon.

The night was only just beginning.

Author's Note

I'd like to thank Cobalt Blaze and The Rogue Bronydom! You guys are awesome.