Pinkie's Wacky Stories

by -Pinkie Pie-

Rating: everyone
Tags: Princess Celestia, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Pinkie Pie
Length: 2287

I tell some tales on how I got powers and some other stuff

I will tell some tales that you will not believe but too bad you have to believe it. Enjoy :D

Note that my grammer is not that good!

Published 2013-05-07 23:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-07 23:50:02 UTC

Seapony Adventure

I went to go take a bath after I made the cupcakes and I jump into the tub like usual and I wash myself. Once I clean my mane I open my eyes and find a pony with fins in front of me. She was a seapony of course. She introduced herself to me.

"I'm Kelp Coral and I'm a seapony. I come from the deep ocean looking to find a land pony and I finally found her," she said looking at me.

"How did you crawl through the small pipes?" I ask

"You will find out once I pull you down the drain," Kelp looked down.

"I can't fit through there. You can't do that either," I say "Unless I believe,"

I close my eyes as the seapony pulled on my hoof and now feeling the water in my face. There was no air surrounding me anymore. All I could feel was the warm bath water. The water got cooler and cooler as I traveled through the pipe. Then I black out because of lack of air.

I wake up in a pile of kelp on the seafloor. Not knowing how I could breath underwater, I tried to sit up on my hoofs but I didn't have hooves for some reason. I look over and find a Seapony's tail. I was now the pony of the sea. Once I get back to Ponyville and tell Twilight this, she won't believe me.

I still had my puffy mane but not my tail. My front hooves were replaced by fins.

I found Kelp staining there. "You're finally awake. How was your deep sea slumber."

"SUPER! What did you do to me?" I said the first part load and clear.

"I wish I had a spell to help you breath underwater, but turning you into a seapony was the only option to saving your life," Kelp replied.

"It's fine, now I can breath in my bathtub!" I yelled.

"We have to head to the village. There waiting for us there," Kelp smiled.

"Lets go!" I yelled in excitement.

We both headed off to the village.

We arrive in the village 3 hours later. Celestia's day was about to end. I could see the sunlight reflecting in the water so beautifully. The seaponies in the village watch the sunset, now being replaced by Luna's moon. The Seaponies look at the moon and bow.

They must worship the moon down here I thought.

After the bowed the swam up to me and started to get to know me. I do this in Ponyville. I was wondering what its like to have a pony welcoming me. But this was way too much.

"Where are you from?" one asked

"What is it like on land?" another asked.

"CAN WE HAVE A PARTY!?" I asked in a loud voice. Everypony became silent.

"Sure, that's a great idea!" one seapony said

And we all partied hard.

I was parting with the seaponies and that when everything went wrong. Darkness filled the ocean like a poisonous gas. The seaponies where very afraid, they hid behind plains and clams. I just stayed where I was with my eyes closed and dancing. I open them.

"Where did everypony go?" I ask.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" said a dark voice. I look behind me and found a sea serpent.

"HI! I'm Pinkie Pie!" I introduced myself. The serpent licked his lips.

"You look tasty. You could make a great snack," he said.

"Well we have plenty of snacks here!" I pointed out. But her kept staring at me.

"Do you want to play a game? I call it smack the pony unconscious so I can eat it game," he said.

"I WANT TO PLAY!" I yelled in excitement.

The serpent wracked me with its tail. I flew into a nearby sea cliff. Then everything went black.

I wake up underwater but in a different place. I wasn't in the dragon's belly but I was inside some type of white tank. I saw the edge of the water above me. I pop my head though the water and found myself back in my tub. Was this all just a dream? Did I fall asleep in the tub? If I did, how long did I say underwater? I rub my neck to find that I still had gills. I found that I still had my seapony tail. I jump out of the tub and I quickly turned back into my original body. Thats why I was still able to breath in Magic Duel.

A World Without Me (NC Spoof)

I took a trip to Canterlot. I thought going there to celebrate the Princess's birthday was a good idea. I took the midnight train there and once I arrived I went to a nearby INN. My friends are back in Ponyville. They will arrive in 2 day. I arrived earlier because I was one of the volunteers to help decorate the party. I went to an INN because I didn't want the Princess knowing that I was in town. I was going to keep it a surprise. I arrived at 3 in the morning and I was exhausted. I went to sleep but got only 4 hours of it.

The next day the volunteers got together at the castle's ballroom. I surprised the Princess. But once we started setting up the party, somepony recognized me.

"Hey, isn't that one of the ponies that ruined the Grand Galloping Gala?" one pony asked pointing at me.

Everypony looked at me. They recognized me. They started yelling at me by saying. "That party was a mess because of you!" and "I wish you never came here!"

My hair turns straight and I make a down face. I was no longer happy. A tear raced down my cheek. I ran out of the castle and back to the INN. I cried for the rest of the day.

I started thinking: This world would be better if I didn't exist.

A Bright light appeared in front of me. Then it turned into a pony that looked like me.

"I'm Surprise. I'm your constance. I'm here to take you on an adventure," She said

"To where?" I asked.

"To look at the world without you. Into world you were never born," She said.

"Why?" I asked.

"To see why you are needed! Silly Filly," she said. Sh touched my hoof and we both disappeared.We appear in a forest. What I was looking at was a pony's paradise. It looked like a small lake with a beautiful waterfall going through the middle of it. There was a small cabin on the side of the lake.

"Where are we?" I asked

"In the Everfree Forest," Surprise answered

From the cabin came my friend, Fluttershy. She looked very happy. She put her hoofs into the lake and said: "Good morning fish."

"She looks happy that I don't exist," I said.

"When the Elements didn't exist, Fluttershy desired to go someplace that was peaceful and make animals happy. She lives in the middle of the Everfree forest. She made friends with all the animals. Even the Timberwoods." Surprise explained.

"Well she is happier when I don't exist," I huffed.

"Lets go Pinkie Pie!" Surprise said touching my hoof. We disappeared again.

We appear in a mall. There were ponies gathered everywhere.

"Where are we now?" I asked.

"In a mall," Surprise answered.

"What's a mall?" I asked.

"They were just created since now you don't exist," Surprise explained.

In front of them stood a familiar pony. It was Rarity, she was checking to see if everything is in order.

"I love this job," Rarity said.

Sweetie Belle was right behind her. "Rarity, can I go home?"

"No darling, we have more work to do," Rarity answered.

"What happened to her?" I asked.

"She was the one who created this mall. She is happy with her life. She owns this mall too. Its now a family business," Surprise explained.

"Surprise, this is not helping me. So far, everypony we have seen is happy since I don't exist," I said looking down.

"Look, Sweetie Belle is not happy because she is homeschooled. She doesn't have friends," Surprise said pointing at her.

"Lets get out of here," I held on to Surprise's hoof and we both disappeared.

We appear in room full of computers.

"Where are we now?" I asked.

"The Equestrian Internet main office," Surprise explained. She pointed at a pony I could recognize. It was Twilight at the computer.

"What is she doing?" I asked. I went up to her computer screen. I saw words and pictures. She was typing on the keyboard.

"Finished. Now I can prove my theory on Earthquakes." Twilight presses print and trotted off toward the printer.

"We are in the place where ponies do research and prove there theory's. The Internet was just created. Twilight didn't need books. But she did study a lot of stuff," Surprise explained.

Lyra comes up to Twilight, "I think that humans do exist. We have contact with them through the internet."

"Show me," Twilight followed Lyra.

"She seems happy since I don't exist," I looked down again. "This is not helping."

"Lets get out of her," Surprise grabbed on to me and we disappeared.

We appear in some type of factory

"Where are we?" I asked.

"Sweet Apple Factory in Ponyville," Surprise answers. She points at two ponies I recognized. Apple Bloom and Applejack were trying to run the operations.

"How is everything going?" Applejack was not speaking in a country accent but normally.

"Everythings a go sis. Fire it up!" Apple Bloom yelled in a normal accent.

A machine fired up. Apples start coming out on a converter belt.

"When technology and the internet was discovered by Twilight and a bunch of other ponies. They made easier ways. That's when the Apple Family got lazy and made this factory to pick the apples for them. Applejack is the CEO of The Sweet Apple Inc. She sells her apples all over Equestria now," Surprise explained.

"Applejack will never do this!" I yelled. "She always wanted everything not to change. Now look!"

"I think this is enough Applejack for now," Surprise held on to me and we disappeared.

We appear in the throne room of the Canterlot castle. Everything looked new. It was like the castle was rebuilt. I almost didn't recognize it.

When I looked at the thrown, my eyes widen in surprise. "Is that Rainbow Dash?" I asked.

"Yes," Surprise answered. I look back at Rainbow Dash. She was wearing a crown and reading scrolls.

"Guard, country status report!" Rainbow demanded.

"Yes! Um... economy looks good, heath needs more funding, today you are suppose to address the nation today."

"Good, I prepared a speech for that," Rainbow responded.

"WHAT HAPPENED?!" I asked.

"Well since you didn't exist. The Elements of Harmony didn't work. Nightmare Moon took over Equestria. Then Discord took over and killed both Celestia and Nightmare Moon. He even kills Celestia's daughters. So now her was ruler and caused chaos to come to the land. So Rainbow Dash and a group of Freedom Fighters teamed up to bring Discord down. Rainbow was the leader of the group and she took Discord one on one. Once he was defeated, Equestrian citizens decided to make Rainbow Dash there leader." Surprise explained.

"Ok I think I've seen enough today," I facehoof. Surprise held on to me and we disappeared.

We appear back on the bed of the INN.

"Nothing you showed me has told me that ponies need me in this world. My friends are not sad. There the complete opposite and showed me that there better without me." I huffed in anger.

"This has never happened before!" Surprise scratched her head. "There has to be one life that's bad without you!"

"How about your life?" I asked.

Surprise paused for a second "That's not a bad idea. Lets go look at my life without you." We disappeared to find that we are in the clouds.

We see Surprise's self on a phone.

"Everything is going smoothly. To my group's calculations, we will have Equestrian peace in two weeks," she said.

I knew you could do it. You are my number one angel.

"Come on, I'm blushing," Surprise said.

Keep up the good work

"Take care Fausticorn," She hangs up. "I LOVE HER!"

Surprise has her jaw open and we disappear again.

When we appeared back at the INN, I saw Surprise thinking. She started to get a creepy smile on her face. She looks back at me. "Did you say earlier that you don't want to exist? I can make that happen,"

I started backing away. "Yeah, but now I don't, I play a role in this world and that is to keep Equestria happy."

"Please, do it for me," Surprise begged.

"NO!" I yelled. Surprise started attacking me. She punched and bucked me up. I was thrown against the wall.

"Alright, now its on!" I get up and get my party cannon out. I fill it with arrows.

"That's not going to kill me, I'm an angle, I never die!" she yelled back at me.

"Its worth a shot!" I prepare the rope.

"Try me!" she yelled back.

I pull the string and then blood splattered everywhere. She looks at herself. "Fausticorn lied to me," She falls to the ground. There was a moment of silents.

I saw a orb of power come out of her body remains. It touched my chest and I became one with it.

And that is the story of me getting my fourth wall powers