
The Ponion
Equestria's Finest News Source. Breaking news stories from Equestria written in the style of The Onion.
Equestria's Finest News Source.
Breaking news stories from Equestria written in the style of The Onion.
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The Foal Free Press, by Alex Nuage





9289 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
13 Chapters:
- Local Donkey Steals Hearth's Warming Eve 2013-12-25 04:29:26 UTC455
- Controversy Rages Over Name of Canterlot Redfurs 2013-10-25 22:09:34 UTC543
- Equestrian Government Shuts Down Over Budget Dispute 2013-10-02 06:14:09 UTC476
- "Octavia Criticized For Modest, Conservative Performance at Orchestral Awards" 2013-08-27 20:54:47 UTC446
- "Ball Emergency Averted Thanks to Overly-Prepared Local Mare" 2013-08-05 03:27:25 UTC401
- "Stage Magician Exposed as Just a Regular Unicorn" 2013-07-10 19:50:20 UTC431
- "'It's What My Cutie Mark Was Telling Me,' Accused Murderer Pleads" 2013-06-07 20:53:45 UTC382
- "Pinkie Pie to Star in New Anti-Drug Advertisement" 2013-05-21 23:41:02 UTC550
- "Princess Luna Under Fire for Spying on Reporters' Dreams" 2013-05-20 23:56:07 UTC542
- "Rarity, Rainbow Dash Only Barely Know Each Other, Sources Confirm" 2013-05-19 23:00:28 UTC431
- "Canterlot Police Stumped by Unsolved Crimes," "ERS Apologizes For Auditing Tea Parties," "3D-Printed Party Cannon Released" 2013-05-14 19:36:48 UTC1565
- "Equestrian Idol Judge Iron Will Quits," "Musical Number Causes Traffic Delay," "Crystal Empire Bans Foal Names 'David,' 'Rachael'" 2013-05-11 00:03:32 UTC1463
- "Area Resident's House Destroyed for Fourth Time," "Magic Control Debate Rages in Wake of Latest Mass Hypnosis," "Different-Species Marriage Legalized" 2013-05-08 09:16:29 UTC1604