Leonid

Hello! My name is Leonid (Don't laugh!) and I'm writing this informal retelling on how I got here. "Well, how did you get here?" You may ask, and I say to that "Be patient, and read!" I told the princesses my story was just a teeny tiny little bit too long to tell here all at once, so I came up with a proposal "Why don't I just write it?" I asked her, she looked sceptical at first and asked how she was going to read, I mean for all she knew I could just writing scribbles and that be my written language "But rest assured." I told her, I'd translate it all once I was done and thus these words are being written down and hopefully you're reading them now princess, so lets get started shall we...