Who cares? I know I don't.

by meighn

Yeah... I'll get on it... maybe.

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After that display of violence the Ruler decided to speak. "Who are you ape to come to my kingdom and attack my daughter in our palace and get away with!?" Wow breathing much.

I look at her with no emotional expression on my face before commenting. "Look here bitch I couldn't care less about you, your daughter, and anyone else. The only reason I'm here in the first place is because I was transported here. And I wasn't even after your daughter's life she just called your weak guards to attack me for no reason." The looks on their faces showed a combination of surprise anger any a hint of fear. However the ruler takes it in a different way showing understanding of sorts. "So now that that's out of the way, I'm gonna go cause I interested in the world and like to explore it and I can't do that stuck here." I say standing up from my seat.

The ruler sees this and waves her daughter to come closer to her and says something that honestly surprises me. "Very well ape we will allow you to leave." As I start to leave she continues. "But you will need to stay in the capital for the next few days and act as a private bodyguard for my daughter seeing as to how you easily disabled her prior one." Her daughter seems to tense at the mention of the guard who's arm I sliced.

I contemplate what she says knowing how royalty works thanks to movies and books if I don't agree she'll have me locked away for attempted assassination. I shrug showing I agree and walk towards her with a hand out. "Alright I'll do it. But get a few facts together first." I say with an edge in my voice. "Cross me and I'll kill all of you understood." She nods. "Now we're will I be staying for my time here?" I asked getting bored from the talking of murder.

Her daughter decides to answer me. "You'll be staying in my room on a cot." By her voice she feels ashamed of what's happened. "Come with me I'll take you there." I follow her as we leave the area towards the hall we came through earlier. We stop a room with ivory doors. "This is it."

As we walk into the room it seems to be in a punk rock type of theme. "Nice room." I say noticing a smirk on her face. "Since I'm gonna be here for awhile I guess you should know my name is Markuise." She nods her head. Showing she heard. "So what's your name your highness?" I really don't care but I need to be nice while I'm here.

"Call me Gilda and none of that your highness stuff alright." She huffed.

"Cool. So what are we doing today?" As I say this I hear a grumbling noise coming from her gut. A tinge of pink appeared on her cheek feathers showing she blushed. "I guess gettin something to eat then?" She nods and heads out the door. We walk for awhile not talking about much until we walk into what looks like an eating area. I look around noticing I'm drawing some attention seeing how I'm not a griffin and I'm walking with Gilda. We take a seat near a pillar away from the other griffons here. Immediately after sitting a male skinny Griffin in a waiter outfit comes to our table.

"Can I take you orders." He asks looking a bit nervous.

Gilda doesn't seem to notice and orders." I'll have a hydra steak well done, and some cider." He nods while takes her order then looks toward me.

"I'll have the hydra too but make it bloody and do you have cranberry juice." I say to him. He nods his head before righting it down and leaving. I look to see Gilda staring at me strangely. "What?"

"Why did you order you steak bloody? That's just gross dude." She shivers a bit. I shrug as usual not really feel like explaining to her why. "Well since your suppose to be my guard tell me something about yourself. Like how you beat those guards so easily."

I look at her and sigh. "Its because back on my world I was jumped in the streets a lot cause I love being in nature and smarter than most people. Because of that I had to learn how protect myself and fight more than one person at a time. And your GUARDS are slower than my people." I say while snapping my jaw causing her to flinch. "Sorry habit of mine."

"Uuuhh okay. So what are you anyway cause you look like a monkey but you clearly aren't one?" I was wondering when she'll ask that. I turn my head to see some of the GUARDS from before scowling at me. I flip them off before responding.

"My species I called humans or homo-sapiens." After saying that her eyes go wide like before she called her guards to attack me. "What is it this time?" I grunt.

She swallows before answering my question. "Um we have story's about humans and they are a species bent on destruction and mayhem to those near even themselves." Huh that's odd now that I think about the legends of Griffins and such while rubbing the stubs on my chin. "What you thinking about?" She asks interested in my mind.

Before I can answer our waiter comes back with our food. "I'll tell you later." I say before we start eating our food. After my first bite I had to comment on it. "This is the best steak I had in a long time." I tell the waiter returning with our drinks he nods knowing I'm being truthful. After he left I continued eating until it was all gone, I then wiped the blood and grease from my mouth before continuing. "I was thinking about some stuff from home about mythical creatures. And one it mentions Griffins being a fierce and proud race that fight to the end." After saying this she nods her head.

"Yeah that's exactly how our race is." She says drinking the rest of her cider.

As we are about to go the guards I flipped off come over to our table looking a bit on edge as if I'm about to kill someone. They stop in front of us for a second before the female guard from before speaks. "You, ape, we need your help help in training our soldiers since its obvious that if they were unable to apprehend you then we're not fit for battle." She says with an unwavering attitude.

I look at her like she was the dumbest person in the universe. "Hell to the no. If you want my help give me something I can't get on my own." I say before looking at Gilda. "You have anything else that needs to be done?" I say only to be forced around by a gold armored talon. "What?"

Looking at her I see a slight blush on her face showing she thought of something. "What are you... Are you serious?" I ask not believing she would go that far. Even if I was thinking about that I don't force people to have sex with me. "No fucking way think of something else." I say daydreams out a little.

Gilda raised an eyebrow at my declaration. "What is she offering?" She asks not knowing the situation.

I turn to her with a weary gaze. But before I could respond the guard cut me off. "I offered him my self if he helped us." Gilda didn't act surprised about that open confession more confused. "I'll do what ever it takes to help the Griffin empire. And that means anything." she sounds proud of that but it still couldn't hide the fact that she was nervous for some reason. That's when I figured it out.

I taped her to get her attention before telling her to move to another table with me. As we were far enough I said it. "Your a virgin aren't you." I state already knowing the answer. She looks over to the guards and Gilda before sighing with a nod. "I can't believe you would offer me that why is that? And don't say it's because it's for the empire cause I could care less."

"Cause your the only one to ever beat me in 8 years since I became the captain when I was 16. And I promised myself to always stay pure until I lose against another being." She says with a stern gaze.

"Okay I'll accept that. But the answer is still no I'm not fuckin you as payment for training." I say staring back into her yellow eyes.

"THEN I CHALLENGE YOU TO A WARRIORS DUEL!!! And loser becomes winners slave for life!!" She yell getting all the other Griffins attention.

"Then bring it." I say not even bothered by her yelling. Then throw a weak blow to her chest plate denting it and seeing how much stronger Discord made me. "Hah this is interesting it seems I'm way stronger than I realized." I say mocking her. Lets see if I can have a bit of fun with this challenge.

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