Introduction and Plotting for Revenge
It was a bright morning, as the noise of an unpleasant alarm clock fills the room. A tiny man grabbed his alarm clock, and threw it on the trash bin.
"Stupid alarm clock." He grabbed his notebook and wrote down 'Alarm Clocks' on the list, as he got up from his bed and check the time from his phone.
"11:35 AM, huh." He scratched the back of his head. "I thought I'll wake up later than that, oh well, must be my unsettling hunger." He took out some cat food, fed it to his cat named 'Mr. Mumbles' and went out to buy some lunch.
The sun shined bright upon his face, as he took a hand to shroud the light. "Stupid sun." He walked down the stairs, and drove in his car, possibly to Burgerphile.
On his way there, he found commotion down the streets, as what it may appear to be a brand new bakery opening. "Geez, these people sure want their cupcakes." He checked it out, probably to buy breakfast, he went through the door as he saw a bunch of people line up right in front of him. "Grr... lines." A vein popped out of his forehead, as it calmed down. "I suppose I can wait, these cupcakes better be good."
A teenager with fluffy, messy pink hair popped out of his point of view. "Hi there, do you want to buy cupcakes? These cupcakes are very good." She took what appears to be a cupcake, and stuffed it in her mouth. "Look, I don't want to have human contact, I just want my cupcak-" He was seemingly interrupted by her squeaking. "Here you go, free of charge." She gave him a bag full of cupcakes.
"T-thanks." He replied. "What's your name?" She smiled as she held her breath. "Pinkie Pie, Pinkamena Diane Pie, I'm 18 years old, I used to work at a rock farm, but then I made a bakery down here, and." All of her words were gibberish to him, as he walked out of the bakery eating on a cupcake.
Little did he know, that the cupcake icing had milk in it. He dropped the cupcake and fell down to the floor, holding his stomach and growling.
"That girl." He stood up, hand on stomach, as he raised both hands in anger and yelling towards the sky. "PINKIE PIE!" His stomach growled, as he fell down to the floor again.
A title sequence popped out of the screen, as it said 'Dan vs. Pinkie Pie', the voice of Pinkie Pie was heard saying, ''You're welcome, teehee."
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Dan was seen later in Ninja Dave's cookie shop, patrolling the very halls. A large figure appeared through the door, as he took a bite of a burger clearly stating 'Burgerphile'.
"Chris, there you are." Dan said in haste. "We need to plot revenge on that new bakery that opened up, and that girl." Chris questioned. "What girl?" Dan looked at him in anger, as he kept taking bites on his burger. "That girl, Poofie Puff or whatever her name is." Chris looked surprised, as he replied. "You mean Pinkie Pie?" He finished his burger, as he took out another one. "Yeah, that's the girl, look, I have a devious plan on how to get rid of her and her bakery."
"Listen here, I need 10 pounds of flour, 1 bottle of cyanide liquid." Chris interrupted. "Look Dan, I am not going to help you kill an innocent girl." Dan looked at him in anger, as he bursts into a conclusion. "SHE MADE ME EAT CUPCAKES, WITH MILK IN IT!" Chris had a sweat drop on him. "Look, I'm sure she didn't know you are lactose intolerant."
"OH YES SHE DID!" He calmed down, as he went outside. "Meet me at the bakery later at 3." He went on to buy some items required for his 'plan'.
Later on, Chris was seen eating cupcakes from the store as Dan was running towards the spot. "I think killing her won't be such a great idea."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you." Chris calmed down. "Look, we can talk with her."
"Yes, we can influence her to steal money from the bank, then get arrested." Dan laughed evilly. "That's not what I meant, I mean you can sort this out with her, tell her that you are lactose intolerant." Dan replied. "Then beat the crap out of her, is that what you're saying?" Chris facepalmed, as he pushed Dan into the bakery.
~Next Chapter~
