I yawned as I got up and looked at the clock "7:30? Damn it's early..."I got up and put on a Brian Griffin shirt that sad "I'm allergic to stupid people AAH-Choo!,and blue shorts and brown nike shoes."I then went to the kitchen with my 3 fav toys, a Tails plush, a Pikachu plush,and a Godzilla the microwave opened.I said"Huh? Why is the microwave opened?Suddenly a hand grabbed me and pulled me in, I screamed "HOLY SH-",and then I was pulled in by the hand right before the world got destroyed by an unknown force.
"Alright let's see who you REALLY are!" I exclaimed, Godzilla flipped her over and she was grey had wall-eyes and a blondish mane and she had the most terrified look on her face"P-Please d-don't hurt me." She said in fear, " We are not going to hurt you we just want to know why there are no other ponies"I said calmly "They were all killed......" She said with a hint of sadness in her voice "They were all killed by this giant monster that laughed terrifyingly....." I then grabbed her by the shoulder and said " Don't worry we will find a way to bring back all your friends, I promise" Godzilla then kneeled to her eye level"What is your name anyways?" "Derpy Hooves....." She said with a hint of confidence in her voice"Well Derps looks like we have a long journey ahead"I said with a very firm voice.
So me,Godzilla,and Derpy were walking across the street when a box appeared
"What's the heck?"Godzilla said with pure confuson in his voice
I then opened the box and some strange objects were in it,a scouter,a minigun,and The Master sword.
"Dibs on the scouter"I said excitedly and then i put it on and suddenly I felt a sudden power increase.
"Holy crap I got *que dramatic music* DRAGONBALL POWAAAAAHS!"
Godzilla then picked up the machine gun and rotated it a few times
"I am heavy weapons guy,and this is my weapon" he said trying to immitate the Heavy from team fortress 2
Derpy then picked up the Master sword and suddenly got Link's clothes but unlike me and Godzilla she said nothing and put the sword in a holster.
And suddenly Batman came and beat up Justin Bieber and both exploded with a fart noise
"Lolwut?"Derpy said with a look that basicly said " Dafart just happened"
Something's not right here.....
I slowly opened my eyes and got up, "Grass? Why was I asleep on grass?"I said in confusion "You tell me!" Said an unknown voice that seemed to come from behind, so I turned around to see Godzilla who is about my size,so what do i do? I scream of course and he does the same."HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?" I scream in fear "I DON'T KNOW I JUST SOMEHOW CAME ALIVE" Godzilla yelled back. Suddenly I see someone in the distance.It seems to be a horse of some type. I then notice a sign and look at it and reas it out loud "Welcome to Ponyville, population unknown...." "Now why does that sound familiar?" Godzilla says in questioning. " We better follow that pony...." So we both ran and chased the pony until after what seemed like hours we finally caught up, " Hey Godzilla did you notice she's the only pony we have seen so far?" Godzilla said "Yeah that is interesting....", Godzilla then tackles her and made a direct hit.
