Ponies, People , and.. Plushes?

So me,Godzilla,and Derpy were walking across the street when a box appeared

"What's the heck?"Godzilla said with pure confuson in his voice

I then opened the box and some strange objects were in it,a scouter,a minigun,and The Master sword.

"Dibs on the scouter"I said excitedly and then i put it on and suddenly I felt a sudden power increase.

"Holy crap I got *que dramatic music* DRAGONBALL POWAAAAAHS!"

Godzilla then picked up the machine gun and rotated it a few times

"I am heavy weapons guy,and this is my weapon" he said trying to immitate the Heavy from team fortress 2

Derpy then picked up the Master sword and suddenly got Link's clothes but unlike me and Godzilla she said nothing and put the sword in a holster.

And suddenly Batman came and beat up Justin Bieber and both exploded with a fart noise

"Lolwut?"Derpy said with a look that basicly said " Dafart just happened"