Mlp: Welcome to equestria!

by moonlight shine 2

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Romance, Trixie, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Sex, Human, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1752

Marcus the normal human finds himself in a very strange place...ummWHY?

"Ok ok don't panic don't panic...I think I should get he-" *WOLF HOWL*
"OH GOD WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT?" I could felt a warm feeling in my pants..damn.

Poor marcus seems he got taken to a land that he will soon know. This story of his will have happy times, sad times, etc. Oh boy oh boy!

Published 2013-05-10 18:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-10 18:10:02 UTC

Chapter 1: Cause I gotz a job

"RED TEAM WINS" The halo guy has spoken to end the match between me and my red team and my room mates blue team. I for one do not like to brag but...."AAWWW YEEEAAAHHH three killing frenzy awards and no deaths how about that."

"Whatever man whatever you don't leave your room anyway and all you play is Halo." I could hear anger rising.

"Um is that anger I hear?" I position my hand over my ear to make it look like I was trying to hear more. He pushs me down with one arm and I laugh and sit myself up right again. " COME AT ME BRO!" I yell as I jumped on him

"DUDE!" He pushs me off. "Marcus don't you have anything else to do than play this ?" I picked myself up and smiled.

"Yes well not right now I off today...also I have my first pay check." I said picking up my rainbow dash wallet and lether jacket and can't forget my brass knuckles. I turn to see my roommate still looking at me with puzzled look. "What?" I shrugged and walked out my room and yelled " YES I'M AWESOME CAUSE I GOTZ A JOB!". I took off the job I got was a nice paying boxing job and no not boxing like cardboard I meant by co-teaching people how to box I picked up a couple of things while I was there. I make my way to the place that cashs the checks its like a small bank, the town I'm in is not very big infact the population is about over 1,000. when I made it inside the place there was a little bit of a big line so I jumped in.

Ten minutes later I saw a little child with a balloon with a spider man hat he was staring at me well my pocket my back pocket. The rainbow dash wallet has a rainbow dash tail clip so he thought that I was pony man type deal. I waved at him before a man tapped my shoulder. I turn to see who it is and well it was a man dressed in all black that thought in my head is that wierd or ok? He speaks to me in a friendly manner so I decide that he was just emo.

"Hey kid mind if I cut ahead I mean if you want to I just want to cash in is al-*bang*" I jump back a couple off inches with blood on my face and shirt. The man that was talking to me was looking at his wounds. Now I seen enough movies to know that was a shotgun. Another shot goes off and a man yelling makes me drop to the floor and hold my ears. The man was holding a old type of shotgun brown pump,blackish type of barrel. Old but dangerous I don't want to die so I stuck to the ground but the guy dressed in black was not going to get up...at all. The masked robber wanted cash and fast, the way he was moving and holding his arm I got to say drug addict. I spot two more men near the door. Both holding pistols doesn't matter I just got to stay low and don't move.

Minutes pasted it felt like hours to me everything was fine until the child starts to cry, my heart stopped.
"SHUT THAT KID....S-SHUT HIM UP OR I WILL" One of the men with the pistol walks up to the mother and the child pointing the gun. "Ten...nine....eight...." Oh my I think he really might do it, he continues. "FIVE.....FOUR....THREE..." The mother hugs her child and closes her eyes and screams as he gets ready to shoot. "Fine then" I jumped for him..
I don't know why I did it, I'm not a hero people gets killed like this all the time. I always set myself up like this sometimes.

The man tries to shake me off but I still hung on. The mother and child runs out the door as the other two pays attention to me. "COME ON SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT....COME ON!" I yelled as I grabbed his arm we both fell to the floor and I hear three shots go off. The pain was unbearable I couldn't stand it yet I held him down I wish I could get my brasses out. When I heard other people run out the door I watched them leave me I was in shock, all I yelled was "ASSHOLES" then I hear police I smiled with blood in my mouth. The robbers didn't like the thought of getting arrested mainly the one I held down. He pulls the trigger once again this time atmy chest. I fly back in pain and land on the floor bleeding out. The pain slowly faded away and everything started to go dark, I was so tired...so sleepy.

I wake up in shock only to fade away again then another shock got me awake. Then I fade the thought of dying was scaring me but I couldn't show any reactions when I on deaths door. "Call it in." was all I heard I fade to black completely. I was felling warm again but I knew I was dead, nothing I can do about that. All I can wait for was the result of my life was I going to heaven or hell. If I got to heaven...will I finally know what the secret to life is or will I...I felt a gush of wind on my face and the ground was cold. I opened my eyes and looked around. I have no I idea why I'm in the forest, another gush of wind hits me and I shiver a little. I sit up right before a wolf like howl goes off in the distance.

"Ok ok don't panic don't panic...I think I should get he-" *WOLF HOWL*

"OH GOD WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT?" I could felt a warm feeling in my pants..damn. I really need to find help I can't be here any....longer. I turn to a bush as time slows down and I spot two eyes looking at me. I felt cold chill run down my back and I see more eyes pop out the shadows. They step out the bush time still moving slow and I see that they were made out of wood and I knew it as soon as I saw it "T-Timber wolfs" They pounce and I turn once agian time slows down as I run away. I felt their hot breath on my ass. I ran faster and faster until I tripped and ended up in a death ring showdown Three timberwolfs circle me as I sit there. I thought to myself timberwolfs I taken on robbers with guns and died...if this is hell THEN BRING IT!. I stood up and got to my boxer position and the first timberwolf lunges at me I grabbed him and we both fell to the ground. I pulled out the sticks and tore meat from me. I thought I was on the movie the grey for a sec.

The timberwolfs also jumped in and I fought harder and harder, I wasn't going out without a fight. The teeth dug into my skin and I tore into the wood. I wasn't winning but I was leaving a mark until the wolfs look back and I see more timbers arrive. I pushed them off and got to my feat stood in place the timbers saw me and ran at me. I remebered what my friend tell me and I took out my brass and punched the first wolf in the snout. The wolf falls apart the reason why was because when you punch a dog in the snout really hard they die from the bone of their nose break now some dogs live but end up really hurt. Sucks for the Timbers, they break fast. I started aiming for the snouts, they came out as a pack but I was just getting started. They all went one by one and they saw I was taking them out fast, so they run little by little and as I'm pumped I turn around to punch the next target but I stopped to see my favorite pony in frount of me."P-Princess Luna?" Then she puts the tip gently on my forehead and I fall to a magical slumber."tacos"

(LUNA'S POV)

"What a large monkey." I better get him to Tia then she can explain to me why she brought him here then maybe tell me why he was in the everfree. I picked up the human and flew in the air. Which I was unaware that he likes to shuffle as he sleeps. He fell and I held him with my magic. "Ug you are going to be trouble." I commented as I flew through the night and made it to the caslte. Tia is sleep by now...oh well. I walked into the caslte doors and the gaurds seemed stunned by the sleeping creature. I made sure they do not harm him by ordering not to. I made it to my room and ALMOST putting him on my bed. It seems that he....wet himself great and he needs medical attention too. "Gaurds!" Two guards busted in assuming that the creature woke up.

"Yes princess what is it?" They stood staring at the creature.

"I need a doctor in here it seem Celestia's creature is injured." I redirected their attention to me.

"Yes princess." They exit the room.

I waited looking into a couple books, Twilight would be proud, and the doctor walked in he was a brown unicorn with a shield and red cross over his flank. He was very calm when approaching the creature and got to work dressing his wounds. I relax as the doctor made the creature look a little nicer without the bite marks and scratchs. I left the room to let him do his work. I went to the main throne and sat in the chair waiting for morning to come. That was going to be a long wait.

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AN: Hows that huh? well it looks like Marcus died and went to equestria and fought Timbers but why was he there in the first place an how come Luna was there too...Lets find out in the next chapter ok thanks bye!