My little Crysis

"WAKE UP MARINE!" Spike's AI, Prophet, yelled in Spike's ear, causing him to yelp, then sit up.

"You don't give me a break, do ya?" Spike asked, the suit, shaking his head to get rid of the ringing noise.

"Who are ya talkin' to Spike?" AJ asked, looking at Spike from her bed.

"What happened?" Spike asked, getting up, trying to remember what happened.

"Ah was teasin' ya and ya ended up sleepin' on the floor. Ah thought it was funny." AJ said, then she burst out laughing, rolling on her bed.

"Very funny." Spike said annoyed at her.

"It was! Hahahahaha!!!!"

Spike then thought up a devious plan. He looked at AJ, then smirked. "Let's play hide n' seek. Me first." Spike said, turning his cloak on so AJ wouldn't see him.

"Say what now?" AJ asked, looking around for Spike. "When Ah find ya Spike..." AJ mumbled as she looked around. After a few minutes of searching, she looked under the bed.

Spike reappeared behind her, then poked her. "BOO!" Spike yelled, causing AJ to jump in the air.

"Spike, that wasn't fair!" AJ pouted, seeing Spike roll on the floor, laughing.

"Oh Celestia, that was funny. Hehehehe..." Spike said, calming down. He then heard something, then looked outside. "Hey, AJ?"

"Yeah Spike?"

"Do farms have humans on them?" Spike asked, bringing his M9 out.

"No, why are ya askin' me that silly question?" AJ asked, looking outside to see some CELL walking towards the house. Spike opened the window, then jumped out. "Spike, where're ya goin'?"

"These guys aren't supposed to be here. I'll make sure it stays that way." Spike said, then he turned his cloak on, disappearing.

"Search the area. Look for the Tin man, spies indicate he is in this town somewhere. We aren't coming here for three months, but, we have orders to check this area and wait until they arrive." The Sargent said, before a hand grabs his helmet, then drags him into the shadows.

"Understood sir." One of the soldiers said, not knowing the Sargent was gone.

Spike walked behind one of CELL lacking behind the group, then stabbed the poor man's neck, then he let go, letting the body drop to the ground.

"Two down, five to go." Spike said to himself, but, no one was around to hear him. He then started to walk with the group. He put a silencer on his pistol, then fired at one of the soldiers, killing the man easily. Spike then put his pistol away, climbed onto a tree, then silently air stomped on a victim, crushing the man's skull and helmet without making a sound.

"Shit. I don't see the others. Alright, you two, watch my back, private goes in the back, Lt in the middle, then me in the front." The soldier said, causing the other two to nod at him.

Spike then grabbed the one in the back, stabbing him in the skull, then dragged his body away. "And another one bites the dust." Spike said, smiling as he grabbed the second one, snapped the soldier's neck, then dragged his body away.

The last one looked around, seeing no one, he started to worry. "Where the fuck did everyone go? Shit, I didn't think they'd leave me by myself." The soldier said, before turning around to see Spike decloak. "FUCK!"

The CELL operative aimed his gun, but it was too late. Spike grabbed the man by his neck, then punch the man, hard, knocking him unconscious. "Shining Armor would love to hear this shit from you, asshole." Spike said, walking away with the man in tow, dragging him away.

AJ walked down to her front porch, then smiled as she saw Spike. Her smile turned into a frown when she saw who he was dragging on the ground. "The Royal guard should be imformed of the invasion." Spike said, nodding as he looked at AJ. "Oh, and I took care of your pest problem. They're now in the Everfree Forest." Spike said, smirking as he walked past her, heading towards Twilight's house.