My little Crysis

Psyco landed the CELL helicopter, the blades rotating for a few minutes until they stopped moving. Psyco climbed out, his shotgun in his hands as he turned the safety on. Spike followed after, his SCAR lowered, but, he was ready.

"All units! All units! Ceph are in the area. Please hold them off until we evacuate civilians. Hold them the fuck off! No! NO-AAGGUUUHHH!" A radio then filled with static.

"Well, what're we waitin' 'ere for? Let's kick some ass!" Psyco said, running ahead of Spike.

"Why the Hell would Ceph attack the capital of Equestria? It doesn't make sense." Spike asked, taking cover. Psyco followed. Both were aiming around until a sniper shot was fired. "Son of a bitch!"

Both of them took cover, Spike looked over to see some Marines. "Hold your fire. I said hold your fucking fire!" Spike yelled, but then, a familiar metallic roar was heard.

"Shit. The Ceph are here. These fucking squids just wanna piss me off." Spike said, firing at a Ceph grunt. It cried in agony until Psyco stabbed it's throat.

Spike ran up to a destroyed vehicle, he ripped the turret off, then, he aimed it towards the three Ceph. "I told you fucking assholes to get the fuck off my planet. Looks like I wasn't clear enough. ET, GO THE FUCK HOME!" SPike yelled, then he rained bullets at the Ceph, killing them easily. "C'mon bitches! I want you to fight me. Assholes invade my fucking home! Fight my fucking friends and family, and now, you attack my Mom and her city! NOW YOU DIE!"

"What the Tartarus are you guys standing around for? Let's help that dragon out!" The commander yelled, her voice scaring the soldiers, then sent them standing next to the destroyed vehicle, firing with Spike.

"C'mon sucka!" One of the soldier's yelled, his shotgun blasting a Ceph to pieces.

Spike's railgun then ran out of ammo, making the clicking sound.

CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!

"Assholes." Spike said, throwing the railgun on the ground. "They should know better than to piss me the fuck off."

Psyco reloaded, then started to head towards the castle, when all too familiar soldiers came infront of where they landed. Psyco and Spike aimed their weapons at the CELL, but, the CELL soldier saluted them.

"Sir, commander Alcatraz sent us. Hardgreave is dead, but, his last orders were to help you." The CELL soldier said.

Spike nodded. "Protect this city, make sure the Ceph do not get through. Call for back up aswell, we need to protect my Mom, Celestia." Spike ordered, his voice sounding mature, surprising Psyco.

"Yes sir." The CELL soldier nodded. He then turned to the twenty soldiers behind him. "Well, what the Hell are you dickwads standing around for? You heard him, get your fucking asses moving!"

"Sir, yes sir!" The soldiers yelled at the same time.

"I love the sound of soldier in the mornin'." Psyco said, chuckling.

Spike started to head towards the castle. "We have to find my Mom, Psyco, you get a group of thirty soldiers to set of defenses infront and back of the castle. Then,, grab five CELL soldiers to protect my Mom." Spike ordered.

Psyco did a mock salute. "Alright boys! We're going to have some fuckin' fun today! You, what's your name?"

"Karlos Ify, sir!" A CELL soldier said, saluting.

"You and your squad come with me. You heard Spike! Let's hurry the 'Ell up." Psyco ordered, making Karlos salute, then run with Psyco and Spike at the castle.