Clichés, Stereotypes, and Realistic Settings
It was a cool spring day as Twilight Sparkle walked down the halls of Canterlot Castle, admiring the stained glass. She marveled over a picture of how the Universe began, when the Queen of Stars roared life into the universe. But where did the Queen come from- No, Princess Celestia said it, and so it must be true.
A certain lunar goddess zoomed up to Twilight's side, a look of worry crossing her face. She turned to Twilight Sparkle and began to speak. "Twilight Sparkle of Ponyville, We warn thee not to tread into Our sister's chambers. She doth not seem to be okay. She lies betwixt light and darkness, and We must uncover the prophecy before it is too late. She doth not seem sick, but her normal appearance should not fool thee. Adieu, and heed Our warning."
The unicorn continued on despite Luna's warning, sure she was just fussing. As she unlocked the door, Celestia greeted her.
"Hello, my little pony," she began, mane dripping with venom and coat a sickly green. But most of all, her eyes were shifty with Draconic incineration flame outlining them. "I hope you had a good day," she said while munching on a pony's leg.
"Hello Princess, you seem to be in good spirits. We need to talk about Diplomacy. He's a great diplomat but-"
"You idiot child, I was just eating him!" she said, finishing the bite. "Why did I make you my student!?"
"Okay, Celestia, you seem a tad out of sorts. Must be what Luna-"
"LUNA that royal pain. I will torture her slowly tomorrow. You will be next you, useless and talentless bitch."
Full fear entered Twilight's eyes as she met Celestia's draconic demon-eyes. You LOOK okay, but you're acting weird! You need to see a doctor."
"I look okay? Do you not see the poison dripping from my mane, the coat color changing into a sickly green?"
"There's poison dripping from your WORDS," Twilight accused.
"My blazing eyes?"
"It's your HEART that needs fixing."
Celestia did the only possible thing. A facehoof.