Random worlds in equestia twoby ezio dementayChaptersRobots, a princess, mechromancers, oh my!Fluffy hamsters in equestia! Wait thats offensive!?Lets start this story already!Robots, a princess, mechromancers, oh my!*Screen turns on and the Rosenqueen jingle plays.* “Flonne’s,” Says Flonne popping up from under the desk. “And Luna’s” Say Luna also coming up from under the desk. “Equestria Shopping Network!” they both finish in unison. “Today’s Item Is a special tried and tested Item from the world of Pandora, Deathtrap the super utility robot!” Flonne shouts triumphantly as the camera Pans over to the hovering death machine. “Tired of all those Heavy lifting jobs? Deathtrap with his mighty claws can crush cement and Lift entire carriages making the Harvest season or rock farming a cinch.” Luna says with a wink. “And with his powerful elementally attuned circuitry, he can withstand Extreme heat, cold and even a direct strike from lighting by any clumsy pegasi!” Flonne adds. “HUZZAH! Now you too can own your very own Deathtrap for this low price of 820,000 Bits.” “And if you call us in the next fifteen minutes we’ll send you a stainless dragon bone kitchen knife set and Gutter defragmenter free of charge.” Flonne exclaims showing off the 2 shinning knives. “Just call the Number or order online from Amazombie and own your own Deathtrap Today, See you!” “Warning Rosenqueen is not responsible for any pummelings, cushings, smashings, elemental blasts, deaths, acts of God, acts of Buddha, Communism or dance numbers as a result of Deathtrap.” The impressively fast disclaimer lawyer reads from just off screen. *the screen fades to black* Over the frozen wastelands of pandora, some bandits were getting their asses handed left and right, they were panicking, and getting sliced and diced into piece, and then those pieces would then explode into little red showers of blood, the bandits tried to run, but then a little girl blocked their path and got out a machine gun and mowed them all down in a instant, her machine gun mowed through there bodys like a flaming chainsaw through a bunny, and if the bandits somehow got out of the way of machine gun fire, the robot would slice them up and clap in there face which would create a shock wave that could shatter bones. once all the bandits had been turned into jam and broken bones, the little girl went to the robot and patted it on the head, she had to jump up and pat it on the head, but she was happy to see that her robot had beaten its record of most body parts ripped off or out of a living being “good deathtrap! who’s the greatest cybernetic death machine in all of pandora?” the robot pointed to itself “yes you of course!” she checked a timer on her watch and saw there was still a few minutes before death trap had to disappear for a while, which was annoying, why she programmed a timer into her robot of death. “lets see, we’ve slaughtered 27 bandits” the robot fired a laser at a toilet and blew up a midget that went flying across the sky like screaming firework “28 bandits, we’ve looted 200 guns, and now lets see...i believe its boss time death trap” she got out her machine gun, making sure not to reload, she was not going to lose her anarchy stacks damn it! she ran into the broken ship and was ready to fight, nothing was going to stop her, she was going to kick there... wait a minute... she looked around and saw there we no bad guys, weird, usually she would've killed another psycho or two, she kept walking and walking, getting kinda bored till she heard some rustling from underneath the floorboards and from the ceiling, and she saw... a crud ton of suicide psychos, she wasn’t worried, if she died, she would respawn anyway, no worries, as the suicide psychos feel from the ceiling, she gunned down the ones coming from the floorboards, her plan was deathtrap would kill the ceiling ones, though a problem occurred when deathtrap disappeared and only one thought was going through her head “this is going to hurt” the psychos surrounded her and soon exploded with a powerful boom, body parts flying all across the ship, and a good chunk of pandora too. she had gotten used to being blown up by psychos at this point, so she went to the usual blue respawn light and sat back and relaxed while she “signal error in respawn chamber” she grew nervous, probably just a technical glitch “sending to random coordinates in 3...2...1, have a nice day” and then she felt her body being sent far, far away from pandora. cut to equestria... cadence and her husband shining armour where in a open field together, finally enjoying some alone time together, all week it had been work and orders and stuff, training new guards, laws and such, removing spears out of one ponys spine due him being a idiot, while cadence had to go all around her kingdom, opening a bunch of new hospitals, reading to who knows how many kids, passing laws and such, it was either a boring week or a long hard week, now they could finally relax. as shining got out some sandwiches to eat and cadence ate some apples and grapes, they layed back and relaxed, nothing could ruin this perfect moment of peace and calm, as they looked at each other, they smiled and leaned in for a kiss, but then... a loud explosion from the sky could be heard as they saw something crash into the ground with a thud so powerful it would wake up the sleepiest of dragons, and the most ancient of golems for that matter, and soon what ever feel from the sky crashed into the ground with a massive thud, and all that could be heard from the area of the crash was “Ow that really bloody hurt!” cadence and shining armour went over cautiously to the crash site and saw flaming crater. “where's my freaking gun...there it is” she looked at the damage she just caused and whistled in surprise of how much she caused “wow...thats quite a bit” she checked her heads up display, and found the thing was basically broken, the map was broken and so was her quest displays, all that was working was her skill tree’s and badassery tokens. “who goes there?!” shining leapt into the crater and got out his sword against the creature, using magic to grab several small rocks and preparing to throw them at blistering speeds, but all the lady did was laugh. “ahahaha!!! a talking pony!” she fell on the floor and started to laugh “okay this is a joke” she got back up with shining throwing one of the rocks and it barely missing her head “nice shot” she got out a big shotgun and smiled at him “now for my turn!” she blasted to the shotgun, but shinings quick reflexes blocked all the bullets with his sword. “SHINING!” Cadence yelled, making the lady see her and aiming a shot at her, thinking it was a boss or something, but she noticed the one called shining didn’t attack her, while the weird looking winged and horned pony look at her “now, lets start this over and not kill each other” she said in a calm tone “now, what is you're name?” she smiled at her and put away her shotgun “names gaige, yours?” shining backed up a bit and put his sword away as well, no fighting was going to happen today, well hopefully at least. “gaige? what an odd name, my name is cadence, princess of love” gaige pretended to throw up at hearing that, cadence took that as a bad joke and continued speaking “you're in equestria right now little girl, and you’ve been here for less than five minutes and you have shot at the captain of the royal guard and insulted the princess of love” gaige smiled a little and put his hand on her pistol in case she needed to make a brain splattered unicorn in a second “but...we're starting off on the wrong hoof here, would you care for some food?” she smiled at her, with gaige getting out of the crater. “yeah sounds good” gaige went with the two to enjoy some tasty food, though how was she going to get out this place was anyone's guess, still, could be worse, at least she had her health and kickass robot of death and destruction. Fluffy hamsters in equestia! Wait thats offensive!?In the world of League of Legends, a lady in a bunny costume beating the crap out of a giant mecha monster is pretty normal most of the time actually, battle is the norm, peace is the weird, and the idea of a peaceful revolution is about as likely as the sun exploding in the next 10 seconds. But one thing that happens everyday is death and the subsequent respawn occurring without a problem at all. one little bouncy little furry and fluffy rat hamster creature with a little explorers hat was happily hopping around in a little rabbit costume, placing easter eggs wherever he went and just happily smiling everywhere he went, he was carrying round a little mask in his back pack and some daggers and some bigger daggers for some reason, he saw a giant thunder polar bear slaughtering some purple minions and killing a blue lady with a horn on her head, he rushed over and fired a dart in the bears eyes, causing him to not see what was happening. He roared and blindly rushed at the furry hamster, but crashed into a tree, becoming dazed and confuse. The little hamster got out some easter eggs and put them on the bears head before hopping off and the eggs exploded in a poisonous cloud of death and delicious chocolate. Meanwhile at the base, two of the purple minions were poking the respawner and where thinking, could we cook a sandwich on this? The answer was no, but they decided that was too stupid, so they grabbed and bomb and wanted to see if that would make the respawner blast fireworks... The little fluffy hamster hopped around some more until a lion with massive fangs leaped out at the hamster, he saw his life flash before his eyes... wow he should've spent more time with his buddy. As the lion leapt on the hamster and basically ripped his body up, taking one his teeth as a reward of victory, the hamster was about to respawn... The bomb went off and exploded, causing a slight malfunction in the magical matrix, the hamster Instead of respwaning as usual was sent far away instead. He had no idea where he was going all he could do was go “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” as he was sent to another world. He thought he would at least be teleported on the ground, but nope, he started falling from the sky, trying to grab a passing by bird and use it as possible a way to glide, but nope, he kept falling and falling. He wailed his arms in absolute terror, why couldn’t he fly dammit!? He was flapping his arms around as fast as he could! Meanwhile, down in the bedroom of princess Celestia, she had made herself some tea and pancakes and went out to the balcony to enjoy some soothing and peaceful time to herself, sipping her tea and sighing in relief. “Ahh what a lovely day” she thought to herself, looking out over the horizon and sighing in pure peaceful bliss, sipping her tea and eating some biscuits the chef made, she looked up and saw the blue sky, the soft clouds, the bright gorgeous sun, and a hamster falling from the sky and about to land on her face... “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” it landed on Celestia's face and gripped her face hard, scared out of his little mind “why didn’t I wear my astronaut outfit!?” he said out loud, but he saw he landed on a big white pony with wings and a horn, where had he seen this before? had Soraka turned herself into a horse for a laugh? Celestia was not pleased and lifted him off her face with magic, looking at him straight in his adorable little eyes “You’re an adorable little guy, but falling from the sky and landing on my face is rather...out of the blue to say” the hamster looked insulted and got red with rage. “Im not adorable! I am a yordle, a proud race of people!” celestia laughed loudly, looking at the cute little hamster and just patting it on the head “I’m serious! I am a deadly killing machine!” Celestia kept laughing and laughing, before putting the hamster on her bed and stroking it behind the ear, which actually felt really good for the hamster. “Now what's your name little hamster?” she said in a calm tone, while the yordle drooled in happiness at the stroking. “Neeyah, Teemo my name miss pony person” he fell on the bed and instantly, with Celestia giggling and going out of the room, spotting a maid and going over to her. “Maid, I require you to get some things for me” she made a list appear out of thin air, entitled adorable costumes for very cute little creatures, these listed a pirate outfit and a cute little cupcake outfit as well, the maid became curious, but it was Celestia, she didn’t want to get put in a dungeon all the way in the everfree forest...in a volcano. the maid quickly went off and Celestia went to her throne and began her usual routine of the royal duties. *A tv Screen flickers on showing Luna and Flonne standing behind the a newsdesk.* Luna: Next episode! Celestia may have gotten herself a cute new pet but it holds a dark secret! Flonne: Awww it looks so cute... Like one of the Catsabers back home. Luna: If fed after dark it multiplies like crazy and becomes less cute more creepy. Flonne: I could just hold it and cuddle it and... Luna: With my sisters midnight snacking it is only a matter of time before that creature gets some food at night and plunges Canterlot castle into terror! Flonne: Huh? Wait Luna... I think you are getting confused with something else. Luna: But luckily I have found its natural rival, come on out.. come on don't be shy. *A long eared short tailed bipedal cat wearing a blue hood emerges from stage left* Meepo: I am not doing this. Flonne: Luna are you sure its alright to bring up the competitors game like this? Luna: Nonsense I believe that the viewers are mature enough not to argue something silly like which game is better. Flonne: Thats optimistic even for me. Luna have you been getting enough sleep? Luna: Sleep? Nonsense, with enough coffee I don’t need sleep! Meepo: Uh she is aware of the thing called caffeine crash right? Luna: Caffeine crash what is thazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *Luna passes out asleep on the desk* Flonne: Umm uh that is all we have time for today see you next time on Random Worlds Two, even villains need a friend! Flonne and Meepo: See you Next time! *Screen fades to black* Lets start this story already!Okay, first chapter of the random worlds sequel! Let’s hope this goes well, but first, some points I wish to make. Firstly, you don’t need to read the first story, you just need to keep an open mind about the story itself, because it will get weird or just…actually that sums it up, just kind of weird. Secondly, the story will be smaller in terms of characters as there will be only four characters from games or animes, unlike the last game were there were six characters, but the story itself will be longer, I will try my best on that part. Now, let’s start this! It was a full moon night in the Nether world, the night was dark and twisted and everyone was in a mean mood, it was a good evening indeed, the orcs were throwing the prinnys around, the poor little overworked explosive penguins were not having a good day at all. The teachers at the Netherworld high school were punishing students for completing their homework and not beating up other students to show how powerful they were, and Rozen Queen Netherworld branch Department Stores were selling Legendary Items at an all time low price of 10,000,000 HL! It was certainly a good night indeed! The Dimensional Gatekeeper stood his gate ready to send someone to wherever they needed to go. Grabbing a poison apple and eating it, it tasted foul and made his stomach want to puke, it was a gloriously delicious apple! He soon got bored and wanted to go to sleep, maybe he could have a quick sleep, a very quick nap… “Excuse me Mister Gatekeeper?” The guardian woke up and saw the young girl before him. she had a red bow tied in her blonde hair that was so long that she looked like she was half rabbit and typically, she had giant eyes. Why all humanoid demons have giant eyes was a mystery he never figured out properly. She wore a white dress, red high heels and had bat like wings and a demon tail with a light pink bow on the end, the cuteness was sickening to the guards core. “Where do you need to go already!?” he said in a rushed tone, he could literally feel himself melting! He Set the coordinates Randomly and Shoved the young demon girl through the portal, as quickly as possible “Wait, I wanted to go to the-” and before she could finish, guardian activated the gate, sending the young (by demon standards) demon or angel like creature to where ever it would send her. The gatekeeper cheered in joy, He could continue on with his Nap. He was just about to pass out again when he heard a shout. “Incoming dood!” Before he could Register what was going on, the Prinny the Orcs using as a beach ball landed on him exploding both him and his half finished meal. As the demon/angel girl was being teleported, something felt wrong to her, the teleporter felt like it was going different, like it was going to the wrong place, but that shouldn’t happen, the developers of the portal make sure there are no technical glitches, right? Her question was soon answered… Cut to a very bright colourful land, or if you’ve read the last story, you know where this is going… It was bright and lovely morning all over Equestria, it was a day filled of joy for every pony in all of Equestria, except for the people who were fixing up the giant crater in canterlot at the moment, that was a lot of work to fix up, I mean it was a massive explosion, though thankfully no one was hurt…except one pony who’s fur got burned off, but he’s fine, winter will be a pain for him, but he’s fine. Luna looked over canterlot from her bedroom, she checked outside her room for any maids or guards, once the coast was clear, she shut the door and locked it up tight, she pressed a secret button on her bookshelf and a secret door opened, which was connect to a room, she went in the room, closed the secret door and turned on the lights with her magic. She smiled to herself, she was in her own bit of paradise, she sat down in her chair, and turned on her gaming computer, she smiled to herself and while it was being set up, Luna went to grab some games to play, or something to read while it loaded up. Her room was a gaming heaven, the shelves were lined with pc games, she had plushies of plenty of characters from lots of games, how she got them was anyone's guess though, in her secret room she also had a bed in the shape of a red mushroom, she was happy at her room, it was her corner of paradise away from her princess duties and such. “Hmm…what to play what to play…” when her computer finally booted up though, she smiled to herself, as she was about to play though, she felt something weird that was making her feel sick, she shuddered a little bit and opened a window, getting some fresh air in, though as she looked outside, she saw something falling from the sky, probably just some show off Pegasus just dive bombing for fun or something she thought. As she kept watching, something became apparent, the Pegasus wasn’t getting her wings ready to fly, she spread her wings which clicked a little, she hadn’t used them in a little while, and flew towards the falling Pegasus, going as fast as he wings could carry her, she got to the Pegasus and saw It wasn’t a Pegasus it was…a shaven monkey with a weird looking tail and bat wings like her own guards? Umm…Luna then grabbed the weird monkey and brought her to her bedroom in a flash thanks to her magic. She put the weird creature on the bed and looked over it, trying to guess what it was, and poking the creatures chest area “What a funny creature, lets see, no fur, so you're not a monkey, Bat wings so you aren’t some form of bald griffin...” Then a idea lit up in her head, she remembered when twilight and her friends brought round the beings from other worlds, maybe it was one of them? Kinda weird this one isn’t a pony like the others were though. ************ NEXT EPISODE *A tv turns on showing Flonne and Luna sitting at a news caster table with scenes from the chapter showing in the background.* “Oh no! I just wanted to go visit my friend Laharl when the Dimensional Gate Keeper sent me to this new world!” Flonne said In an announcer like voice. “Wait where are we... how are you awake, What are you and who are you talking to?” Luna said quite confused at the current situation. “Oh don't worry, this is just a Thing we do where we are from as a hint to the next Level, But usually Miss Etna always does it.” “Next Level? Like a game? Whos this Miss Etna and you still haven't answered my questions.” “Dont worry Im sure everything will be answered soon, anyways,” Flonne continued. “When I woke Up I found Myself in a Netherworld full of horses!” “Ponies is the proper term...”Luna grumbled. “As the assassin of love It is my duty to show them the light of Love, harmony and Heroics!” The demon girl shouts triumphantly. “Wait are you an assassin?” Luna said bewildered. “Next episode in Random worlds: robots and machine guns! will a death robot and a princess get along?! See you next time!” FLonne says, flashing the peace sign. “Wait!” Luna cries before the screen blacks out.
Robots, a princess, mechromancers, oh my!*Screen turns on and the Rosenqueen jingle plays.* “Flonne’s,” Says Flonne popping up from under the desk. “And Luna’s” Say Luna also coming up from under the desk. “Equestria Shopping Network!” they both finish in unison. “Today’s Item Is a special tried and tested Item from the world of Pandora, Deathtrap the super utility robot!” Flonne shouts triumphantly as the camera Pans over to the hovering death machine. “Tired of all those Heavy lifting jobs? Deathtrap with his mighty claws can crush cement and Lift entire carriages making the Harvest season or rock farming a cinch.” Luna says with a wink. “And with his powerful elementally attuned circuitry, he can withstand Extreme heat, cold and even a direct strike from lighting by any clumsy pegasi!” Flonne adds. “HUZZAH! Now you too can own your very own Deathtrap for this low price of 820,000 Bits.” “And if you call us in the next fifteen minutes we’ll send you a stainless dragon bone kitchen knife set and Gutter defragmenter free of charge.” Flonne exclaims showing off the 2 shinning knives. “Just call the Number or order online from Amazombie and own your own Deathtrap Today, See you!” “Warning Rosenqueen is not responsible for any pummelings, cushings, smashings, elemental blasts, deaths, acts of God, acts of Buddha, Communism or dance numbers as a result of Deathtrap.” The impressively fast disclaimer lawyer reads from just off screen. *the screen fades to black* Over the frozen wastelands of pandora, some bandits were getting their asses handed left and right, they were panicking, and getting sliced and diced into piece, and then those pieces would then explode into little red showers of blood, the bandits tried to run, but then a little girl blocked their path and got out a machine gun and mowed them all down in a instant, her machine gun mowed through there bodys like a flaming chainsaw through a bunny, and if the bandits somehow got out of the way of machine gun fire, the robot would slice them up and clap in there face which would create a shock wave that could shatter bones. once all the bandits had been turned into jam and broken bones, the little girl went to the robot and patted it on the head, she had to jump up and pat it on the head, but she was happy to see that her robot had beaten its record of most body parts ripped off or out of a living being “good deathtrap! who’s the greatest cybernetic death machine in all of pandora?” the robot pointed to itself “yes you of course!” she checked a timer on her watch and saw there was still a few minutes before death trap had to disappear for a while, which was annoying, why she programmed a timer into her robot of death. “lets see, we’ve slaughtered 27 bandits” the robot fired a laser at a toilet and blew up a midget that went flying across the sky like screaming firework “28 bandits, we’ve looted 200 guns, and now lets see...i believe its boss time death trap” she got out her machine gun, making sure not to reload, she was not going to lose her anarchy stacks damn it! she ran into the broken ship and was ready to fight, nothing was going to stop her, she was going to kick there... wait a minute... she looked around and saw there we no bad guys, weird, usually she would've killed another psycho or two, she kept walking and walking, getting kinda bored till she heard some rustling from underneath the floorboards and from the ceiling, and she saw... a crud ton of suicide psychos, she wasn’t worried, if she died, she would respawn anyway, no worries, as the suicide psychos feel from the ceiling, she gunned down the ones coming from the floorboards, her plan was deathtrap would kill the ceiling ones, though a problem occurred when deathtrap disappeared and only one thought was going through her head “this is going to hurt” the psychos surrounded her and soon exploded with a powerful boom, body parts flying all across the ship, and a good chunk of pandora too. she had gotten used to being blown up by psychos at this point, so she went to the usual blue respawn light and sat back and relaxed while she “signal error in respawn chamber” she grew nervous, probably just a technical glitch “sending to random coordinates in 3...2...1, have a nice day” and then she felt her body being sent far, far away from pandora. cut to equestria... cadence and her husband shining armour where in a open field together, finally enjoying some alone time together, all week it had been work and orders and stuff, training new guards, laws and such, removing spears out of one ponys spine due him being a idiot, while cadence had to go all around her kingdom, opening a bunch of new hospitals, reading to who knows how many kids, passing laws and such, it was either a boring week or a long hard week, now they could finally relax. as shining got out some sandwiches to eat and cadence ate some apples and grapes, they layed back and relaxed, nothing could ruin this perfect moment of peace and calm, as they looked at each other, they smiled and leaned in for a kiss, but then... a loud explosion from the sky could be heard as they saw something crash into the ground with a thud so powerful it would wake up the sleepiest of dragons, and the most ancient of golems for that matter, and soon what ever feel from the sky crashed into the ground with a massive thud, and all that could be heard from the area of the crash was “Ow that really bloody hurt!” cadence and shining armour went over cautiously to the crash site and saw flaming crater. “where's my freaking gun...there it is” she looked at the damage she just caused and whistled in surprise of how much she caused “wow...thats quite a bit” she checked her heads up display, and found the thing was basically broken, the map was broken and so was her quest displays, all that was working was her skill tree’s and badassery tokens. “who goes there?!” shining leapt into the crater and got out his sword against the creature, using magic to grab several small rocks and preparing to throw them at blistering speeds, but all the lady did was laugh. “ahahaha!!! a talking pony!” she fell on the floor and started to laugh “okay this is a joke” she got back up with shining throwing one of the rocks and it barely missing her head “nice shot” she got out a big shotgun and smiled at him “now for my turn!” she blasted to the shotgun, but shinings quick reflexes blocked all the bullets with his sword. “SHINING!” Cadence yelled, making the lady see her and aiming a shot at her, thinking it was a boss or something, but she noticed the one called shining didn’t attack her, while the weird looking winged and horned pony look at her “now, lets start this over and not kill each other” she said in a calm tone “now, what is you're name?” she smiled at her and put away her shotgun “names gaige, yours?” shining backed up a bit and put his sword away as well, no fighting was going to happen today, well hopefully at least. “gaige? what an odd name, my name is cadence, princess of love” gaige pretended to throw up at hearing that, cadence took that as a bad joke and continued speaking “you're in equestria right now little girl, and you’ve been here for less than five minutes and you have shot at the captain of the royal guard and insulted the princess of love” gaige smiled a little and put his hand on her pistol in case she needed to make a brain splattered unicorn in a second “but...we're starting off on the wrong hoof here, would you care for some food?” she smiled at her, with gaige getting out of the crater. “yeah sounds good” gaige went with the two to enjoy some tasty food, though how was she going to get out this place was anyone's guess, still, could be worse, at least she had her health and kickass robot of death and destruction.
Fluffy hamsters in equestia! Wait thats offensive!?In the world of League of Legends, a lady in a bunny costume beating the crap out of a giant mecha monster is pretty normal most of the time actually, battle is the norm, peace is the weird, and the idea of a peaceful revolution is about as likely as the sun exploding in the next 10 seconds. But one thing that happens everyday is death and the subsequent respawn occurring without a problem at all. one little bouncy little furry and fluffy rat hamster creature with a little explorers hat was happily hopping around in a little rabbit costume, placing easter eggs wherever he went and just happily smiling everywhere he went, he was carrying round a little mask in his back pack and some daggers and some bigger daggers for some reason, he saw a giant thunder polar bear slaughtering some purple minions and killing a blue lady with a horn on her head, he rushed over and fired a dart in the bears eyes, causing him to not see what was happening. He roared and blindly rushed at the furry hamster, but crashed into a tree, becoming dazed and confuse. The little hamster got out some easter eggs and put them on the bears head before hopping off and the eggs exploded in a poisonous cloud of death and delicious chocolate. Meanwhile at the base, two of the purple minions were poking the respawner and where thinking, could we cook a sandwich on this? The answer was no, but they decided that was too stupid, so they grabbed and bomb and wanted to see if that would make the respawner blast fireworks... The little fluffy hamster hopped around some more until a lion with massive fangs leaped out at the hamster, he saw his life flash before his eyes... wow he should've spent more time with his buddy. As the lion leapt on the hamster and basically ripped his body up, taking one his teeth as a reward of victory, the hamster was about to respawn... The bomb went off and exploded, causing a slight malfunction in the magical matrix, the hamster Instead of respwaning as usual was sent far away instead. He had no idea where he was going all he could do was go “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” as he was sent to another world. He thought he would at least be teleported on the ground, but nope, he started falling from the sky, trying to grab a passing by bird and use it as possible a way to glide, but nope, he kept falling and falling. He wailed his arms in absolute terror, why couldn’t he fly dammit!? He was flapping his arms around as fast as he could! Meanwhile, down in the bedroom of princess Celestia, she had made herself some tea and pancakes and went out to the balcony to enjoy some soothing and peaceful time to herself, sipping her tea and sighing in relief. “Ahh what a lovely day” she thought to herself, looking out over the horizon and sighing in pure peaceful bliss, sipping her tea and eating some biscuits the chef made, she looked up and saw the blue sky, the soft clouds, the bright gorgeous sun, and a hamster falling from the sky and about to land on her face... “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” it landed on Celestia's face and gripped her face hard, scared out of his little mind “why didn’t I wear my astronaut outfit!?” he said out loud, but he saw he landed on a big white pony with wings and a horn, where had he seen this before? had Soraka turned herself into a horse for a laugh? Celestia was not pleased and lifted him off her face with magic, looking at him straight in his adorable little eyes “You’re an adorable little guy, but falling from the sky and landing on my face is rather...out of the blue to say” the hamster looked insulted and got red with rage. “Im not adorable! I am a yordle, a proud race of people!” celestia laughed loudly, looking at the cute little hamster and just patting it on the head “I’m serious! I am a deadly killing machine!” Celestia kept laughing and laughing, before putting the hamster on her bed and stroking it behind the ear, which actually felt really good for the hamster. “Now what's your name little hamster?” she said in a calm tone, while the yordle drooled in happiness at the stroking. “Neeyah, Teemo my name miss pony person” he fell on the bed and instantly, with Celestia giggling and going out of the room, spotting a maid and going over to her. “Maid, I require you to get some things for me” she made a list appear out of thin air, entitled adorable costumes for very cute little creatures, these listed a pirate outfit and a cute little cupcake outfit as well, the maid became curious, but it was Celestia, she didn’t want to get put in a dungeon all the way in the everfree forest...in a volcano. the maid quickly went off and Celestia went to her throne and began her usual routine of the royal duties. *A tv Screen flickers on showing Luna and Flonne standing behind the a newsdesk.* Luna: Next episode! Celestia may have gotten herself a cute new pet but it holds a dark secret! Flonne: Awww it looks so cute... Like one of the Catsabers back home. Luna: If fed after dark it multiplies like crazy and becomes less cute more creepy. Flonne: I could just hold it and cuddle it and... Luna: With my sisters midnight snacking it is only a matter of time before that creature gets some food at night and plunges Canterlot castle into terror! Flonne: Huh? Wait Luna... I think you are getting confused with something else. Luna: But luckily I have found its natural rival, come on out.. come on don't be shy. *A long eared short tailed bipedal cat wearing a blue hood emerges from stage left* Meepo: I am not doing this. Flonne: Luna are you sure its alright to bring up the competitors game like this? Luna: Nonsense I believe that the viewers are mature enough not to argue something silly like which game is better. Flonne: Thats optimistic even for me. Luna have you been getting enough sleep? Luna: Sleep? Nonsense, with enough coffee I don’t need sleep! Meepo: Uh she is aware of the thing called caffeine crash right? Luna: Caffeine crash what is thazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *Luna passes out asleep on the desk* Flonne: Umm uh that is all we have time for today see you next time on Random Worlds Two, even villains need a friend! Flonne and Meepo: See you Next time! *Screen fades to black*
Lets start this story already!Okay, first chapter of the random worlds sequel! Let’s hope this goes well, but first, some points I wish to make. Firstly, you don’t need to read the first story, you just need to keep an open mind about the story itself, because it will get weird or just…actually that sums it up, just kind of weird. Secondly, the story will be smaller in terms of characters as there will be only four characters from games or animes, unlike the last game were there were six characters, but the story itself will be longer, I will try my best on that part. Now, let’s start this! It was a full moon night in the Nether world, the night was dark and twisted and everyone was in a mean mood, it was a good evening indeed, the orcs were throwing the prinnys around, the poor little overworked explosive penguins were not having a good day at all. The teachers at the Netherworld high school were punishing students for completing their homework and not beating up other students to show how powerful they were, and Rozen Queen Netherworld branch Department Stores were selling Legendary Items at an all time low price of 10,000,000 HL! It was certainly a good night indeed! The Dimensional Gatekeeper stood his gate ready to send someone to wherever they needed to go. Grabbing a poison apple and eating it, it tasted foul and made his stomach want to puke, it was a gloriously delicious apple! He soon got bored and wanted to go to sleep, maybe he could have a quick sleep, a very quick nap… “Excuse me Mister Gatekeeper?” The guardian woke up and saw the young girl before him. she had a red bow tied in her blonde hair that was so long that she looked like she was half rabbit and typically, she had giant eyes. Why all humanoid demons have giant eyes was a mystery he never figured out properly. She wore a white dress, red high heels and had bat like wings and a demon tail with a light pink bow on the end, the cuteness was sickening to the guards core. “Where do you need to go already!?” he said in a rushed tone, he could literally feel himself melting! He Set the coordinates Randomly and Shoved the young demon girl through the portal, as quickly as possible “Wait, I wanted to go to the-” and before she could finish, guardian activated the gate, sending the young (by demon standards) demon or angel like creature to where ever it would send her. The gatekeeper cheered in joy, He could continue on with his Nap. He was just about to pass out again when he heard a shout. “Incoming dood!” Before he could Register what was going on, the Prinny the Orcs using as a beach ball landed on him exploding both him and his half finished meal. As the demon/angel girl was being teleported, something felt wrong to her, the teleporter felt like it was going different, like it was going to the wrong place, but that shouldn’t happen, the developers of the portal make sure there are no technical glitches, right? Her question was soon answered… Cut to a very bright colourful land, or if you’ve read the last story, you know where this is going… It was bright and lovely morning all over Equestria, it was a day filled of joy for every pony in all of Equestria, except for the people who were fixing up the giant crater in canterlot at the moment, that was a lot of work to fix up, I mean it was a massive explosion, though thankfully no one was hurt…except one pony who’s fur got burned off, but he’s fine, winter will be a pain for him, but he’s fine. Luna looked over canterlot from her bedroom, she checked outside her room for any maids or guards, once the coast was clear, she shut the door and locked it up tight, she pressed a secret button on her bookshelf and a secret door opened, which was connect to a room, she went in the room, closed the secret door and turned on the lights with her magic. She smiled to herself, she was in her own bit of paradise, she sat down in her chair, and turned on her gaming computer, she smiled to herself and while it was being set up, Luna went to grab some games to play, or something to read while it loaded up. Her room was a gaming heaven, the shelves were lined with pc games, she had plushies of plenty of characters from lots of games, how she got them was anyone's guess though, in her secret room she also had a bed in the shape of a red mushroom, she was happy at her room, it was her corner of paradise away from her princess duties and such. “Hmm…what to play what to play…” when her computer finally booted up though, she smiled to herself, as she was about to play though, she felt something weird that was making her feel sick, she shuddered a little bit and opened a window, getting some fresh air in, though as she looked outside, she saw something falling from the sky, probably just some show off Pegasus just dive bombing for fun or something she thought. As she kept watching, something became apparent, the Pegasus wasn’t getting her wings ready to fly, she spread her wings which clicked a little, she hadn’t used them in a little while, and flew towards the falling Pegasus, going as fast as he wings could carry her, she got to the Pegasus and saw It wasn’t a Pegasus it was…a shaven monkey with a weird looking tail and bat wings like her own guards? Umm…Luna then grabbed the weird monkey and brought her to her bedroom in a flash thanks to her magic. She put the weird creature on the bed and looked over it, trying to guess what it was, and poking the creatures chest area “What a funny creature, lets see, no fur, so you're not a monkey, Bat wings so you aren’t some form of bald griffin...” Then a idea lit up in her head, she remembered when twilight and her friends brought round the beings from other worlds, maybe it was one of them? Kinda weird this one isn’t a pony like the others were though. ************ NEXT EPISODE *A tv turns on showing Flonne and Luna sitting at a news caster table with scenes from the chapter showing in the background.* “Oh no! I just wanted to go visit my friend Laharl when the Dimensional Gate Keeper sent me to this new world!” Flonne said In an announcer like voice. “Wait where are we... how are you awake, What are you and who are you talking to?” Luna said quite confused at the current situation. “Oh don't worry, this is just a Thing we do where we are from as a hint to the next Level, But usually Miss Etna always does it.” “Next Level? Like a game? Whos this Miss Etna and you still haven't answered my questions.” “Dont worry Im sure everything will be answered soon, anyways,” Flonne continued. “When I woke Up I found Myself in a Netherworld full of horses!” “Ponies is the proper term...”Luna grumbled. “As the assassin of love It is my duty to show them the light of Love, harmony and Heroics!” The demon girl shouts triumphantly. “Wait are you an assassin?” Luna said bewildered. “Next episode in Random worlds: robots and machine guns! will a death robot and a princess get along?! See you next time!” FLonne says, flashing the peace sign. “Wait!” Luna cries before the screen blacks out.
