Time Skip

Oh you’re back well that’s a surprise Kikikikiki.

Well anyways welcome back to well not really sure to tell you the truth it’s really hard to explain.

It’s full of nothing and everything at the same time, chaos and order fight for dominance in this realm.

It’s truly beautiful *sniff* it brings a tear to my eye no wait no that’s being caused by the stinging feeling in my eye curse you eyelashes…….anyways I should probably get back to the story shouldn’t I….

Okay well we left off with him blacking out from pain so lets skip to him waking up shall we.*insert doctor who opening here*

Chapter 2: if logic was alive at all before its dead know.

Ten minutes later…..

The magic that was attacking the human began to disperse after it finished correcting its problem.

Of course they didn’t kill the anomaly this magic is in no way cruel, of course as magic it doesn’t feel pain so it had no idea what pain is exactly and because of that did not know it was hurting the anomaly.

Which tells me this worlds magic is not very bright which is good cause smart magic’s a dick trust me but let’s talk about that later I’m getting off topic.

Instead they remade the anomaly to better fit this world, and hope that the anomaly will adapt to its new form.

After another few moments the….. Human? Awakes and starts to get up and as soon has he moves his hands he realizes something he can’t feel his fingers..

Oh please no he says hoping that he hasn’t lost them to frost bite.

He slowly opens his eyes to see how bad it is and as he looks towards his arms or where his arms should be he sees instead too his horror that instead of hands or even arms he sees hooves?

Know at this point he can’t decide if he should scream in hooror or joy.

On one hand or in this case hoof (Kikiki I made a pun) he has hooves that isn’t normal.

On the other hand I mean hoof (damn that’s going to get annoying later) he didn’t have to deal with the pain and problems that come with frost bite.

So instead of screaming he decided to check for any other changes before he decides to have a mental breakdown.

He started to examine himself he noticed that

One he had a horn thing on top of his head.

Two he had fur which was white as snow which at first he thought was just snow on him.

Three His hair was still dark brown and still a mess.

Four it seemed his cloths fit his knew body (seems the magic is good at cloths two).

Five his pants had a hole in it and coming from that hole seemd to be a tail that was dark brown the same color as his tail.

And finally six his teeth where know blunt which meant they were made for eating plants unlike his teeth before which wore made for both meat and plants.

As his mind finished processing all this information he heard a noise it sounded like a group of people talking.

He turned his head towards the direction of the noise and to his surprise he saw a group of ponies?

What in the name of Arceus is going on he thought as he saw them walking away from the kingdom.

As they got closer within his range of site he noticed some details or at least the only details that matter to this guy.

Three of them had just horns, two just had wings two had nether, one had both and one was a dragon……

What to do he thought it seems they speak English so should I o talk to them or would that be a bad idea. As he thought this one of the members of the group noticed him.

Unfortunately for him it was the pink earth pony  which as soon as she noticed him gasped and ran straight towards him.

By the time he noticed this it was too late too do anything as she quickly started bombarding him with questions that he could not understand cause she was talking faster and longer then should be possible.

Thankfully the orange earth pony came over with the others not too far behind her and placed her hoof on the pinky ones mouth to stop the pink one from talking.

Sorry about that pinky pie gets like that when she meets new people said the purple on with the horn.

Which he responded by fainting seems despite his best attempts at grasping the situation.

But after the pink earth pony ran up to him and spoke to him at the speed of light (overreaction but ehhhh) it just caused his brain to overload and it just couldn’t take it too much information too fast.

Annnd nothing wait what damn it I lost connection with the realm he’s in damn it…..

Just give me a second just some minor difficulty…..okay this goes here…and that goes there….and plug 41321Z goes into slot 84B……and move this to the left 32 degrees…….change the light bulb here, here, and here…………….start the engine…….and there the toaster is fixed and just in time to the signal is back.

Seems we missed a little bit but nothing too important.

Currently are exhuman is laying in a bed kinda looks like a hospital bed…wait it is a hospital bed.

He began to wake up  as he opened his eyes he realised that he was no longer outside he was know in what looked like a hospital room…..how did he get here he thought, it took him a few moments but he remembered…..he fainted after meeting that pink earth pony who talks too fast.

Damn it I got to stop fainting it cant be good for my health he said in his head.

His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of the door across the room opening.

As it opened someone or in this case some pony (again going to get annoying after awhile I just know it)

The pony was silver with light blue hair, she wore a nurses outfit and she had a mark of a crystal rose on her......flank?

Okay this world just get weirder and weirder he thought.

The nurse began to talk, hello sir my name is Lilith Lewis nice to meet you I hope you don’t mind but we need to do a few test bon you to make sure your okay before you can leave the hospital.

It couldn’t be he thought and without thinking he blurted out ice witch is that you.

She began to glare at him, how do you know that horrible nickname no one should know that who are you she said with venom in her voice.

Oh my god it is you thank arceus I thought I wasn’t going to see anyone I knew ever again.

Wait she said is that you.......

End of chapter 2 sorry going to have to wait till next time for the answers. Kikikikikkiki.