Time Skip

by kingthe13

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 2293

Kikikikikiki

it seems Gears is taking to long so i decided to skip ahead and get to the part where im in charge of the story.
i was going to wait to do my part but hes just soooooo slow.
so here we are enjoy.Kikikikikiki.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-12 14:20:04 UTC

The Madness Begins

Finally after all these years the game finally begins kikikikiki….oh hi there didn’t see you there you must be what discord called the viewers.

Not what I was hopeing for but you will do…..for know kikikiki.

Oh how rude of me I didn’t introduce myself I should probably do that….but I won’t just yet kikiki.

…….oh okay I’ll tell you just stop giving me the puppy dog eyes stare.

Hi I am experiment #13 but you can call me kin for know if you like.

I’m here because Gears is too slow.

So I’m just going to get the fun part started…..and by fun part I mean the part where we get to watch him squirm.

Oh this is going to be soooooooooo fun I just know you’ll enjoy it…….probably.

Where to start just give me a sec to check what time line I want to start at let’s see...

The fall of discord….. no too early

The death of prince blueblood….tempting but no too far ahead unfortunately.

…………………..ah her it is a few hours before the defeat of zombra.

Location of event we are about to see…..I mean read issssss somewhere in the frozen north.

Chapter 1: I don’t care I’m alive

A crack began to form in the sky or so it seemed in truth It was a crack in reality.

It grew and grew until it was 10 feet long and then *smash* something breaks through it….no wait more like fell through it.

The body started to plummet towards the ground at a dangerous speed until….*BANG* it hit the ground causing a good sized dent in the ground.

The body…..surprisingly was unharmed, out cold but unharmed. A few minutes later the crack that was know a hole began to repair itself rather quickly I might add and then it was gone, just as quickly as it appeared it vanished.

As for the body as I said before unharmed but how was that possible from the looks of the body there’s no way it could survive that….wait what’s that….it seems that the body is covered in a thin layer of void magic that seems to have acted as a shield…..lucky basterd.

The body began to move it seems he’s awake.

He was wearing a white lab coat with a logo on the left arm that said reaper corp and had the picture of two scythes on it in a X formation.

His hair was a dark brown which was a mess it was short and the only noticeable detail was the fact that on the top left and top right of his head his hair seemed to be freezed out making it look almost like he has cat ears or maybe horns depends on how you look at it.

He was not very tall but not short ether at least by human standards .

He was wearing black pants and black shoes.

He started to get up with surprising ease for someone who just fell from the sky not too long ago.

He began to open his eyes; his eyes were blue with a hint of green, and then began to look around all he saw was snow….lots and lots of snow.

His right eye began to twitch and suddenly he-*HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*….screamed and damn was it loud.

Then just like that he stopped screaming and instead started walking like nothing happened.

And he walked and walked…and walked through the snowy wasteland and as he walked it started to snow and within a few minutes it became a blizzard….but the human kept walking as if nothing was happening.

It seems the small layer of void magic did more than just cushion his fall it seems it is also protecting him from the cold and the blizzard….but that wouldn’t last forever because as he kept walking the void magic began to fade slowly.

A few hours past and still no signs of life and it seems the human was beginning to feel the cold wind to his surprise.

Damn seems that whatever was protecting me is fading can’t let it end like this he thought.

He was beginning to wonder what was protecting him from the cold and the snow at first he didn’t care and was just happy to be alive but know that it was beginning to fade he knew he would not be able to count on it for much longer.

He began to pick up speed in hopes that he would find some sort of shelter.

Too his surprise and misfortune he began to get colder and the void magic began fading even faster he began to panic.

Oh god please I came to far just to die know come on body move faster he said you could hear the fear in his voice.

His arms began to go numb from the cold as well as his feet and after each step his hope dwindled little by little…..until he saw it it looked like a kingdom that seemed to be sprouting black crystals from nowhere and wait what is that black smoke and why does it look like it has eyes.

But it didn’t matter what mattered was that it was better then freezing out here so he decided that whatever was going on there he would deal with when he got there or hide from whatever worked.

as he got close to it he saw a blue light coming from what seemed to be the center of the city it started to spread out and expand destroying the black crystals as it did.

……wow was all that he could say as suddenly while the blue light vanished and suddenly a light of many different colors went up into the sky and then burst into a wave of energy it was awesome.

Suddenly he collapsed in pain as the last of the void magic faded what was happening?

it seems the void magic was not only protecting him but also seemed to have hidden him from the magic of this world.

Every worlds magic acts differently some more than others this world seems to not like foreign unknown creatures in its realm and is trying to correct the problem.

It attacked him seeping into his body and as it did so a black gas like substance began to leave his body and the substance was immediately attacked by the magic.

As all this happened the humans body began to change it was painful his bones broke and reshape as more and more magic surrounded him soon he blacked out from the pain……

The Change Begins

Oh you’re back well that’s a surprise Kikikikiki.

Well anyways welcome back to well not really sure to tell you the truth it’s really hard to explain.

It’s full of nothing and everything at the same time, chaos and order fight for dominance in this realm.

It’s truly beautiful *sniff* it brings a tear to my eye no wait no that’s being caused by the stinging feeling in my eye curse you eyelashes…….anyways I should probably get back to the story shouldn’t I….

Okay well we left off with him blacking out from pain so lets skip to him waking up shall we.*insert doctor who opening here*

Chapter 2: if logic was alive at all before its dead know.

Ten minutes later…..

The magic that was attacking the human began to disperse after it finished correcting its problem.

Of course they didn’t kill the anomaly this magic is in no way cruel, of course as magic it doesn’t feel pain so it had no idea what pain is exactly and because of that did not know it was hurting the anomaly.

Which tells me this worlds magic is not very bright which is good cause smart magic’s a dick trust me but let’s talk about that later I’m getting off topic.

Instead they remade the anomaly to better fit this world, and hope that the anomaly will adapt to its new form.

After another few moments the….. Human? Awakes and starts to get up and as soon has he moves his hands he realizes something he can’t feel his fingers..

Oh please no he says hoping that he hasn’t lost them to frost bite.

He slowly opens his eyes to see how bad it is and as he looks towards his arms or where his arms should be he sees instead too his horror that instead of hands or even arms he sees hooves?

Know at this point he can’t decide if he should scream in hooror or joy.

On one hand or in this case hoof (Kikiki I made a pun) he has hooves that isn’t normal.

On the other hand I mean hoof (damn that’s going to get annoying later) he didn’t have to deal with the pain and problems that come with frost bite.

So instead of screaming he decided to check for any other changes before he decides to have a mental breakdown.

He started to examine himself he noticed that

One he had a horn thing on top of his head.

Two he had fur which was white as snow which at first he thought was just snow on him.

Three His hair was still dark brown and still a mess.

Four it seemed his cloths fit his knew body (seems the magic is good at cloths two).

Five his pants had a hole in it and coming from that hole seemd to be a tail that was dark brown the same color as his tail.

And finally six his teeth where know blunt which meant they were made for eating plants unlike his teeth before which wore made for both meat and plants.

As his mind finished processing all this information he heard a noise it sounded like a group of people talking.

He turned his head towards the direction of the noise and to his surprise he saw a group of ponies?

What in the name of Arceus is going on he thought as he saw them walking away from the kingdom.

As they got closer within his range of site he noticed some details or at least the only details that matter to this guy.

Three of them had just horns, two just had wings two had nether, one had both and one was a dragon……

What to do he thought it seems they speak English so should I o talk to them or would that be a bad idea. As he thought this one of the members of the group noticed him.

Unfortunately for him it was the pink earth pony  which as soon as she noticed him gasped and ran straight towards him.

By the time he noticed this it was too late too do anything as she quickly started bombarding him with questions that he could not understand cause she was talking faster and longer then should be possible.

Thankfully the orange earth pony came over with the others not too far behind her and placed her hoof on the pinky ones mouth to stop the pink one from talking.

Sorry about that pinky pie gets like that when she meets new people said the purple on with the horn.

Which he responded by fainting seems despite his best attempts at grasping the situation.

But after the pink earth pony ran up to him and spoke to him at the speed of light (overreaction but ehhhh) it just caused his brain to overload and it just couldn’t take it too much information too fast.

Annnd nothing wait what damn it I lost connection with the realm he’s in damn it…..

Just give me a second just some minor difficulty…..okay this goes here…and that goes there….and plug 41321Z goes into slot 84B……and move this to the left 32 degrees…….change the light bulb here, here, and here…………….start the engine…….and there the toaster is fixed and just in time to the signal is back.

Seems we missed a little bit but nothing too important.

Currently are exhuman is laying in a bed kinda looks like a hospital bed…wait it is a hospital bed.

He began to wake up  as he opened his eyes he realised that he was no longer outside he was know in what looked like a hospital room…..how did he get here he thought, it took him a few moments but he remembered…..he fainted after meeting that pink earth pony who talks too fast.

Damn it I got to stop fainting it cant be good for my health he said in his head.

His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of the door across the room opening.

As it opened someone or in this case some pony (again going to get annoying after awhile I just know it)

The pony was silver with light blue hair, she wore a nurses outfit and she had a mark of a crystal rose on her......flank?

Okay this world just get weirder and weirder he thought.

The nurse began to talk, hello sir my name is Lilith Lewis nice to meet you I hope you don’t mind but we need to do a few test bon you to make sure your okay before you can leave the hospital.

It couldn’t be he thought and without thinking he blurted out ice witch is that you.

She began to glare at him, how do you know that horrible nickname no one should know that who are you she said with venom in her voice.

Oh my god it is you thank arceus I thought I wasn’t going to see anyone I knew ever again.

Wait she said is that you.......

End of chapter 2 sorry going to have to wait till next time for the answers. Kikikikikkiki.