A bunch of ponies come around

by Herp-DerpyHooves

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Adventure, Crossover, Human, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 803

Ponies get to Earth. S#!^ happens.

A one-shot story with no planning what-so-ever, and I don't care if it gets hated I'm leaving it up. It may be short, it may be long. I'm writing this before I write the actuall story. I put the picture because I can

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-11 22:52:28 UTC

Whatever happens, happens.

I was sitting there, on my glorious couch, reading Harry Potter and listening to death metal. I get up and decide to punch a wall. Good idea, right? So, carrying my book, I walked over to the wall opposite to the couch. And then, you geussed it, I licked it. Yup, I licked my wall. It is my licking wall. I would never punch my licking wall. After walking down the hall a little, I decided upon a wall that was connecting to an abandond apartment. Deciding how to go about punching the wall, I could come up with nothing. Punching the wall in frustration, I racked my brain for ideas. Then I realized what I did, and laughed.  I punched the wall again. And again. Pretending I was in Mortal Kombat, I mentally spammed the punch button. When I got a good-sized hole, I peered through. Seeing a face, I threw my book at it. I ran into my room and broke open the "emergency ninja supply" box and pulled out 2 katanas. Putting on my best courage face, I lept out of the room and sliced the air with my weapons. One burrying itself in the wall, and one flying into my kitchen, I pannicked. I just threw my weapons away, and there may or may not be something trying to eat me. Opening my eyes, I saw a figure, a gray-ish pony with a yellow mane, step out of the hole. Deciding to f#$% with the laws of everything, I teleported to the ceiling and became nothing and everything at the same time. Just to do it. The pony, who seems perfectly derpy, just looked straight at me.

"Hey there! Want a muffin?" said the strange creature, cocking it's head in a way that would make your heart explode.

"Um...Sure?" I said, dropping from my stasis and grabbing the muffin, extended to me on a hoof. This gift told me I had nothing to fear. So I injected myself with pure cancer cells. I had nothing to fear, remember? And I was right. Nothing had happend. The pony smailed at me, and beckoned with her head towards the hole. Stepping towards it, I questioned if this was a dream. I tripped over my fallen katanna and got knocked the f#$% out. Then I woke up. TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!

Oh look, It's Equestria. HOW ORIGINAL!

When I awoke, I was confused. The dream I just had dreamed was extreamly confusing. I was reading Harry Potter, and listening to death metal. And then I punched a wall. And then I met Derpy. Then I f#$%ed with time and space, then I tripped on a katanna. Wait, I was a human! I thought those things don't exist! I geuss it was just a dream. I got up and streatched my scales. Twilight was going to be up any minuite. Then all the sudden, the mane six, dis-cluding twilight, but including Princess Trollestia and Luna, broke though the cealing and ate everything. I passed out in fright, clutching a tennis ball. THEN I WOKE UP, AGAIN! TO THE NEXT CHAPTER! AAAAGGGGAAAIIINNN!!!!

Hmm. Fanfic-ception with Vinyl Scratch's Brother

I woke up in a...

I stopped typing. Not knowing what to type, I checked my watch.

Right, I don't have a watch

I streatched my legs and walked outside. Foals ran around, playing in my yard. Smiling as I walked by, I noticed something wrong. They wern't right, someway they just... wern't. One flashed an evil grin at me and I realized what was happening right away.

"OH F$%^, THEY'RE CHANGLINGS!" I screamed, running inside. No, I'm not being caught today! I bolted the doors shut and grabbed my cell phone. I dialed the only one I knew could take care of them. I started pacing as the phone rang.

"Twilight--Good, you're home. I have a problem, a changling problem."

"Mr. Jockey, ever since you've gotten here, you have been calling those ponies changlings. It's starting to scare the residents!" She said angrily. I could just picture her rolling her eyes.

"Please, call me Disc. And this time it's for real! ONE LOOKED AT ME!" I shouted, backing away from the windows.

"Disc, I thought you were used to being around foals! You're Disc Jockey, The master DJ! You perform for them every night!"

"Yeah, I know I do. I rocked Manehatten a couple days ago, and it was awesome!"

"Your point?"

"My point is, I know what foals look like! And I know what changelings look like too! THESE ARE CHANGLINGS!"

I heard her slam the phone into the reciever, and I slumped against the wall.

What am I going to do?

I didn't have time to answer myself when one of the foals broke into my window.