Holed Hooves, and Insect Wings

by viper203

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Human
Length: 325

A new world, and a new body. I was lucky enough to be one of the most hated species there.

I got reincarnated to the land of my dreams, Equestria. But sadly, I wasn't a Pony. Or a Gryphon. Hell, I'd rather be a bunny, but no. Lucky me gets to be a changeling.

(Don't ask about the cover art.)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-11 00:40:11 UTC

A Perfect Night...

   I was listening to music and sketching when it happened. I was sitting against a stop sign, Harvey Danger playing through the ear buds. What You Live By started playing just as I finished my latest sketch. Rainbow Dash standing on her hind legs, holding a trophy, as a huge group of ponies cheered. Oh, BTW, I'm an avid brony. I do fan art and fanfics.

     It was around midnight, in the middle of nowhere. I was sitting not far from my house. I heard a car driving towards me. I waited for it to pass, but right before it did, a deer jumped out of nowhere. I curse that deer. The driver slammed on the brakes and the car swerved out of control, smacking right into me. Ouch.

   The car was going around 50 MPH, if they were following the speed limit.  It slammed right into the sign, and me. Suddenly extreme pressure on my back, a crack,  pop, and then I was laying there, extreme pain shooting through my body, blood trickling out of my mouth, a giant gash across my fore head, and the feeling I just broke every bone in my body. I slowly lost consciousness, and the last thing I heard was War Buddies playing through the ear buds.

     I awoke in a meadow. The smell of flowers filled my nostrils and the pain went through me again. I heard talking, and felt some one pick me up, and start dragging me. I opened my eyes after about a minute, and saw what I was sure was some Hallucination. for looking straight at me, was a purple horse, with a tri-colored mane and a horn. I shrieked in surprised, making a noise somewhere between a young boy screaming and a fly buzzing. Twilight jumped backed and screamed too. she smacked me, and another wave of pain shot through me. I vomited, and blacked out.