Five Score Divided by Damionby Christian EsterChapters1. The Start of a Change2. What prank?3. The EpisodeSorry, Guys...4. Aw, COME ON!1. The Start of a ChangeBrowsing the web, I got frustrated. The entire fandom was almost dead except for the rare brony or pegasister. I was browsing google images for some new pics that I might like. All I saw was either amatuer or I had seen it already. Since it was about 3P.M. I decided to check DeviantArt again. I was jamming out to Linkin Park at the time. The song was One Step Closer from an album about 17 years old. It was getting to the riled up part. "Shut up when I'm talking to you, Shut up, shut up, shut up, Shut up when I'm talking to you!" I sang with the song. Linkin Park was suffering the same fate as My Little Pony, going down. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic had ended a few years ago after its 5th season, and sadly it was getting harder and harder to find new pony content. A lot of the fandom had died down over the years, and along with it there was the ever steady decline in new fan content. New pictures were still popping up here and there, but not nearly as often as they used to. "Ugh, seen it, seen it, seen it, oh a new one." I said. It was a picture of Vinyl Scratch. I found it odd how she was in nearly the same position as me. She was listening to music similar to how I was, the only difference is that I'm human with a computer, and she is a pony with a record device the show introduced near the end of season 4. "Huh, might as well get on Pokefarm." I was still working up my ways in the ranks on that site. "What'cha doin?" My friend Dakota said. Dakota is tall as can be and skinny as can be and live. We had this debate about which color his hair was, I said it was black he said it was dark, dark, dark brown. "Clicking on Pokefarm. This guy has pokerus and I want it." I said while clicking the pokerus host for the moment. I am about 5' 8" tall and had a normal thickness. My hair was clearly brown, but I always draw myself with black hair. "That again, I don't see why you play that instead of their new game." Dakota said, I sometimes call Dakota, 'DK' or 'Yoda', just for fun. I'm not a fan of Mario or Star Wars, they just came over time. "I haven't liked those since X, Y, and Z came out. They just got boring when it became too much like other games." I said with a hint of annoyance in my voice. I sat up and my keychain jingled. "Let me guess, that was the Derpy keychain you got 7 years ago." Dakota said. I kept it since it was my first piece of merchandise I bought about MLP. "So what, it has a special meaning to me." I said casually. "Whatever. Who died to make you a brony?" Dakota asked "Starscream." I said with the biggest grin possible on a human "Good thing I never watched that episode of Death Battle." Dakota said with a small chuckle. "It was a good episode, I was reluctant at first because of the characters, but I had a vow to watch every episode." I said "Whatever" Dakota said "Do you have any plans for the night?" I asked "Maybe we can go to Buffalo Wild Wings." Dakota said after a mood switch "Yeah, lets drink till we drop." I said sarcastically "You don't like beer, I get that." he said suddenly changing his mood again "But because we will be 25 later, I'll try." I said bitterly "Sweet, what song are you listening to?" Dakota asked "Rival, by Ken Ashcorp." I said, the song changed in mid conversation. "To the bar!" He yelled out of nowhere. "K, lets have Mitch come, too." I said. Mitch is the third person in our group. He is 1" taller than Dakota, yet is big at the waist. No he is not considered fat, yet. He has the same hair problem as Dakota, is it black or brown!?! "Nice idea, you call him." Dakota said. I pulled out my iPhone and called Mitch "Fine... Hey Mitch, you want to go to Buffalo Wild Wings like DK suggested when we were kids?... K, see you then." I said to Mitch over my iPhone 10, the last version Apple made before running out of business just like Hostess. "He said that he will meat us here in 10 minutes, he is just finishing work." I said to Dakota. We all have jobs, its just that mine and Dakota's bosses let us out earlier than his does, and I am on a vacation "K, lets listen to some music until then." He said "Sure, how about Linkin Park? I tried "Ugh, I haven't liked their albums since their tour in 2014."He said "Then we will listen to Castle of Glass!" I said. The song is from an album that was published 8 years ago, the newer songs start to suck. "Nice choice." he said gleefully. "Castle Of Glass" Take me down to the river bend Take me down to the fighting end Wash the poison from off my skin Show me how to be whole again Fly me up on a silver wing Past the black where the sirens sing Warm me up in a nova's glow And drop me down to the dream below 'Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass Hardly anything there for you to see For you to see Bring me home in a blinding dream, Through the secrets that I have seen Wash the sorrow from off my skin And show me how to be whole again 'Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass Hardly anything there for you to see For you to see 'Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass Hardly anything else I need to be 'Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass Hardly anything there for you to see For you to see For you to see "What's next?" He asked "You're Gonna Go Far Kid, by The Offspring" I said "I love this song, depite what some of the remixes are like." Dakota said sourly as he thought about the RD version "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" Show me how to lie You’re getting better all the time And turning all against the one Is an art that’s hard to teach Another clever word Sets off an unsuspecting herd And as you step back into line A mob jumps to their feet Now dance, fucker, dance Man, he never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you And now you steal away Take him out today Nice work you did You’re gonna go far, kid With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives Slowly out of line And drifting closer in your sights So play it out I’m wide awake It’s a scene about me There’s something in your way And now someone is gonna pay And if you can’t get what you want Well it’s all because of me Now dance, fucker, dance Man, I never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you And now you’ll lead the way Show the light of day Nice work you did You’re gonna go far, kid Trust, deceived! With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives Now dance, fucker, dance He never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you So dance, fucker, dance I never had a chance It was really only you With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives Clever alibis Lord of the flies Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives "Whats up?" "Oh, hi Mitch. We're listening to music while waiting for you." I said jokingly "I can hear that, whats up Yoda?" Mitch said with a hint of laughter in his voice "Nothing much, Big Chief." Dakota snapped. We call Mitch 'Big Chief' at times. "Shut up, TO THE BAR" I swear you would be able to hear Mitch a mile away when he yelled that "What did my ears do to you!?!?" Dakota snapped at Mitch "Oh, nothing. I just wanna get drunk." Mitch said. "Whatever" Dakota grumbled "I'll drive since I will be the least drunk when we leave." I said "Shotgun" Mitch yelled "Oh, well. I'll take backseat." Dakota said in a defeated way. ************************************************** "Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug!" Dakota and Mitch cheered. I don't know how, but I was pressured to see how much I could drink until I passed out. "Dude, you just dank 1/4 of a gallon, I thought you didn't like beer?" Dakota said with what I think is an confused look on his face. Stuff was getting blurry for me and I didn't know why. Must be the alcohol, I don't usually have this much. "I don't[!" I yelled in a drunk way. "Ok, ok. I get it, dude are you ok?" Dakota said "Man, I don't know" I said normally, how I said it like that, I just don't know myself. "Hey, Mitch. You want to have a drinking contest yourself? I'll be your challenger." Dakota said "Sure thing, Dakota" Mitch said "Chug, chug, cug, chg, cg, fuck" I started chanting and then passed out. All was black until I started dreaming. “...what did you do.... if you’re not here to use them... For five score, divided by four...” I woke up, sweating. "What the Fuck was that about!?!" I yelled out suddenly. "The fuck is wrong?" Dakota said drowsily while standing in my door way. "A dream, a weird dream... it scared the fuck out of me." I muttered -_- "That's all, that is all that sudden outburst was about!?!" Dakota snapped at me "I guess so" I said and shrugged. "Two words. Fuck. You." Dakota snapped "What happened last night?" I said deciding to change the topic. "You passed out before me and Mitch got drunk. We had to drag you home." Dakota said angrily "Oh... sorry..." I muttered "We went back and drank some more, but not as hard as I would like to." Dakota snapped. "K, I'm gonna take a shower so you can leave right now." I said "The fuck ever." Dakota said and left. I went into the bathroom and turned on the water to my shower, hastily take off my clothes, and get in. "Nice warm water in the morning." I turn up the hot water and feel a slight burn "Ok, this is as hot as it is going to get today." I decide to start washing myself and see a black music note on my thigh. "DAKOTA!!! MITCH!!!" I yell and hastily finish the shower. I get on house clothes and go to the living room. "What the fuck is this about!?!" I yell as I show the 'tattoo' to Dakota who is on the couch. "I don't know, ask Mitch." Dakota says and shrugs. 2. What prank?"Mitch!!!" I yelled. He better be the one who have done that stunt. "Wat do you want?" Mitch said drowsily. He usually didn't have a good Poker face, then again he just woke up "Do you know how THIS got here?" I yelled and showed him the music note on my thigh. His eyes went wide and he started laughing "What did you do that for? I didn't know you wanted a tattoo! Why that one and why there?" Mitch said while laughing. Dakota started laughing too. "I don't want it! I never did!!!" I yelled at them as they flinched. I snap easy, to put it in a nice way "yeah, yeah. I've got to get ready for work, see you later." Dakota said and left the room. "I hope you have one too..." I muttered under my breath "I don't have to go to work for another hour, what do you want to do?" Mitch asked "Listen to music, right now I'm diggin electronic." I said in as calm of a tone as I could manage at the moment. "...Ok, what songs do you have?" Mitch asked "Lets listen to an old song like... Party Rock." I said and got out my iPhone "Ok, I haven't heard that song for years." Mitch said. I put on a similar song instead. Pony Rock Anthem Pony Rock! Yeah! Woo! Let's go! Scratch and Neon's in the club tonight (oh yeah). Oh yeah, we're gonna have a good time (yeah). So grab somepony, don't be shy (Pony Rock). It's our job to make you feel alright (clap your hooves). Let's raise the roof, tonight's the night (come on everypony). We're gonna party till the morning light (that's sayin' something). The house is hot. The beat is tight. We just wanna see ya (shake it). The name's Neon Lights and I wanna see you shake it. I'm the host of this party and I'm glad you could make it. I've got the music that booms, show me what you got. Now do your thing girls and flaunt that plot. On the dance floor is where we're living. You keep moving to the beat and the beat I'll keep delivering. Now that's a promise, we're gonna commit. Hey, Vinyl Scratch! Spin that. Ayo what's up? I'm the other half-half of this duo. Got my bass cannon set to max-max-max, it's gonna blow. It's Pony Rock (Pony Rock). Yeah, so get them tails a-bouncing and Get them hooves up in the air cuz we are announcing it is! Scratch and Neon's in the club tonight. Oh yeah, we're gonna have a good time. So grab somepony, don't be shy. It's our job to make you feel alright. Let's raise the roof, tonight's the night. We're gonna party till the morning light. The house is hot. The beat is tight. We just wanna see ya (shake it). Everyday, I'm partying. Pu-Pu-Put the lights on me. It's time for the only true party pony. The name's Pinkie Pie and I know you all missed me; but hey, wait! There's room for 3. Let's get some balloons (the pretty ones). Let's turn up the bass (getting louder now). Gummy's here with me (he's rocking out). Now it's a par- "I said Party Rock Anthem not Pony Rock Anthem" Mitch snapped "Cant take a joke?" I said "Not when its about that." Mitch snapped "Come on, you weren't expecting that were you?" I said with a smile on my face "Yeah, I guess I wasn't expecting that." Mitch said as a smile crept up on his face. "THE FUCK IS THIS THING ON MY THIGH!?!" Me and Mitch heard in the direction of Dakota's bathroom. "What do you think it is?" Mitch asked "Same thing on my thigh" I said back "I thought so too." Mitch said "Who do you think he is going to blame?" I asked "You?" Mitch tried "I was the first to notice one, so he will think it was you." I said "True." Mitch said "You might want to run." I said "Why, he has no upper body strength?" Mitch wondered "Do you remember his mad voice?" I asked "uh... oh Fuck!" Mitch said "Remembered it now?" I asked. He nodded. "Take these ear plugs, I thought this might happen to DK." I threw them to Mitch "Thanks..." Mitch said and put them on. "How do they work?" I asked. "WHAT?" Mitch said, I guess he didn't hear me at all "Great they work." I said "WHAT?" Mitch yelled "Yep, hey! here comes Dakota." I said in a playful manner. I was right, Dakota was coming down the hall with a furious look on his face. "What is this!?! WHAT IS THIS!?!" Dakota yelled at the top of his lungs, (I suppose), pointing to the purple treble clef on his leg. I couldn't help but laugh "What are you laughing at? You have a music note on your thigh!!!" Dakota yelled. "Mine is about 20% cooler than yours!" I said while laughing "WHAT!?!" Mitch yelled at the top of his lungs. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!" Dakota and I yelled at the same time "What!?!" Mitch yelled with a smile on his face "Lets go raid Mitch's room!" I said while winking to Dakota "NOOOO!" Mitch yelled "So you heard me that time." I said with an amused tone in my voice "Yeah..." Mitch said in a defeated tone "Check your thigh, you may have one too" I said "You're right, I might have one too" He said and went to a bathrooom to check "Well we have music related ones, he might have one similar to us." I said "IF he has one" Dakota said in a sour voice "Yea, yea. If he has one" I said in an identical tone to Dakota "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!" Mitch yelled "Guesstimate correct." I sated in a robotic voice "yup." Dakota said quickly "I have three stars on my thigh. What the fuck is that about" Mitch asked "Hmm, I haven't heard of that symbol. I have heard of mine and Dakota's mark." I said "You have! What is mine about?" Dakota asked eagerly "uh, Octavia. A classical musician" I said "Don't you mean classic? Dakota asked "No, she plays classic music, like Beethoven." I said "Oh, oh, FUCK!! I am turning into a classical musician." Dakota said "I'm lucky, I am turning into a DJ." I said "Who said we are transforming?" Mitch said "I am just guessing." I said calmly "How are you guessing that of all things?" Dakota asked "Well, your eyes are different." I said "Wait, what?" Dakota said "Yeah, they are now purple." I said "They are!?!" Dakota yelled in surprise "Mine is most likey red." I said "They are."Dakota comfirmed "Have mine changed? Mitch asked "Yeah, they are now blue." I said "Blue? Why Blue?" Mitch asked "I don't know, I have never seen the mark or eyes before." I said. "Wait! I have seen those eyes before, in a youtube video." I said "You have!!!" Mitch yelled "Yeah, I guess it is the same guy." "Show me him!" Mitch yelled "Ok, I'll show you the vid I saw him in." Pulls out iPhone "Vin-yl-and-Ne-on. Search." I searched up the vid. "Is that me? It looks pretty cool for a pony." Mitch said "Now that one is me, you are next to... her." I said and shuddered. I just realized I am turning into a mare. "Not as cool, wait you are turning into her?" Mitch asked "Yeah, she is a DJ in the show. Most people make PMV's with her in it." I said "Not fair." Mitch said sourly. "Show me who I am turning into." Dakota said "uh...Ok" I said and brought up a video of Octavia "That is supposed to be me!?!" Dakota questioned "Yeah, I guess." I said. "Oh, FUCK!!" Dakota yelled "What?" Mitch and I said at the same time. "I am going to be late for work." Dakota said while rushing to get his things. "See you later, Tavi." I said. "See you later guys." Dakota said and left. "Why did you call him Tavi?" Mitch asked "I did?" I said with a confused look on my face. "Yeah, you said 'See you later, Tavi.' Why is that?" Mitch asked. "I guess I did, I don't know why." I said. Did I really call Dakota, Tavi? That is what Vinyl calls Octavia... Maybe I am also getting her habits. Mitch started getting his stuff that is needed for work. "See you later, I need to finish getting ready for work." Mitch said and went to his room. I decided to listen to some music. The Moon Rises Now the hour has come at last The soft and fading light Has crossed the west horizon And has bidden us goodnight And what a lovely night it is To walk a moonlit field To see the softer shades That are by starlight now revealed So why is it that now, When all is quiet and at rest When candles glow and all the world Is at its very best The ponies of Equestria Should lock themselves away To shun the moon and wait instead For Sister's sunny day? In umbra Luna est (the moon is in shadow) Am I so wrong to wish that they Would see things like I do? And am I so wrong to think That they might love me too? Why shouldn't they adore me? Is it not within my right? I'll not be overshadowed! Mine is not the lesser light! I've waited long enough now For them all to come around And though the Sun may plead and threaten, The Moon will stand her ground And all will know the wonder Of my dark and jeweled sky When all the world is wrapped In an eternal lullaby So say goodnight at this, The final setting of the sun Tomorrow dawns in darkness The nighttime has begun! "I didn't think it was that loud before, is the volume up?" I questioned and checked the volume. It was the same as before. "If the volume is not changed, then why is it louder?" Mitch came back into the room at that moment. "Why is what louder?" Mitch asked. "This video, it has never been this loud before." I said "Is there any quiet songs to try that to?" Mitch asked "What?" I asked back "You know, question the computer being louder." Mitch stated "Ponies have better sense of hearing, so it would appear louder to one." I say as I subconsciously reach up to pull my head out of my hoodie. I miss my ears where they are supposed to be and start reaching up higher. "I found the fucking horse ears..." I mumbled "What is that?" Mitch asked "WE HAVE FUCKING HORSE EARS!!!" I yelled at Mitch. "I get that, I just wanted to have a joke. That's all, that's all..." Mitch said and fazed out "Mitch." I said and got no response. "Mitch?" I said in a curious way. "Mitch! MITCH SNAP OUT OF IT" I yelled. He didn't even flinch. My ears swiveled down. "Mitch is in a trance, Dakota is at work, and I don't have any other friends that I am certain is going through this. "ugh, well I better finish getting ready for work." Mitch said after snapping out of his trance. "Be right back!" Mitch yelled and went back into his bedroom. "I need a break." I said before walking to the couch to my right, laying down on it, and falling asleep for a nap. ***************************************************************************************** "You're on in 5." A satllion said and left the room. "Neon, Let's give it our all" Vinyl said in her usual lighthearted tone "Sure thing, Got the bass canon" Neon said and started singing "Set to ma-ma-max power" Vinyl continued "It's gonna blow" Neon finnished. Both Neon and Vinyl laughed. "Vinyl! Give it your all!" Octavia said while embracing Vinyl "Sure, Tavi!" Vinyl replied cheerfully. All of a sudden, the room started shaking. Chaos himself stepped out of the wall. "Hello, PON-3" Chaos said "Hello, Discord." Vinyl said back without her usual tone. "Lighten up!" Discord said and snapped his finger. Octavia started to float. "PUT TAVI DOWN!!!" Vinyl yelled while anger built up inside her. "Why should I?" Discord remarked mischievously. "SHE'S MY FRIEND" Vinyl yelled while charging up a magic blast "OCTAVIA IS MY FRIEND, TOO!" Neon yelled suddenly. Both Neon and Vinyl both tried to tackle Discord. "You cant beat me" Discord said and slapped Neon across the floor. "NEON!!!" Vinyl yelled and tried to buck at Discord. She landed a hit on Discord's chest "omph! You're gonna pay for that!" Discord yelled before shooting a laser at Vinyl. "What the?" Vinyl said before getting shot by the laser. It sent her flying 50 feet away. "Two down, One to go" Discord said with delight. Octavia was busing bucking anything in her reach "LET ME DOWN!" Octavia yelled in a similar tone to what she used on Vinyl "Sure thing" Discord said before slamming her into the ground. "Ok, now to go finnish off Derpy ***************************************************************************************** "... Weird dream, huh." I said a bit grogily. I looked at the clock,3:35 P.M. I slept for about... uh... 6 hours. I'm gonna have a hard time falling asleep. I got off the couch and noticed my center of balance has changed. "Why am I standing on my toes?" I asked out loud. I walked to the bathroom to use it and see if anything else has changed. Ears, check. Eyes, check. Cutie mark, check. Tail, check. Toes, check. Wait... Tail? I turned around to see an electric blue colored tail. I looked into the mirror again and noticed that my hair was the same color. "What's next?" I asked out loud 3. The Episode"Now that I think about it, my hair is pretty cool. The tail feels nice when it is out in the open." I said in a dazed voice. "Now what are Dakota and Mitch's reactions to this gonna be?" I said to myself while chuckling. "Better go see." I said cheerfully and walked back into the living room. I saw Mitch laying on the ground curled up into a ball, hugging his black tail. "Hey, Mitch. Are you okay?" I asked. He started crying. "Dude, don't cry. It always pained me when someone close to me cried. Especially when my step-brother... died." I said in a shaken voice. "I-I-I know, it's just that I have a tail, and was sent home from work. I loved that job, but they just kicked me out for being different. I don't want my life to change. I don't want it to change like this." Mitch said while shacking the entire time. "Have you seen Dakota?" I asked. Mitch nodded "He is in his room, crying as well." Mitch said before becoming quiet again. I went down the hall to Dakota's room. "Hey, Dakota! How are you doin' in there?" I asked while standing in the door way. Dakota was swattig at his tail, keeping as far away from it as possible. "Get this off of me right now. I hate it" Dakota said "You cant do that, it just wont work." I said "I already felt through it to see that it is real flesh, skin, bone, and tail hair." "How can you say that so calmly?" Dakota asked, obviously confused. How do I say it like that? I guess I don't mind the transformation. I would have chosen RD for having great physical strength and my love for flying, but I am fine with Vinyl. How am I fine with this? I questioned to myself quietly "I guess, I... uh... don't care. I mean, I get magic and stuff." I said deep in thought. "What do I get? I didn't see wings or a horn on Octavia!" Dakota said angrily "Earth ponies get great stamina. I'm not so sure about anything else they have over the others. Hey! Look on the bright side, Earth ponies are stronger than unicorns which means I would be scared of you for once." I said while chuckling at the end. "I don't want that! I want to have wings or a horn. In fact, I don't want to be a pony at all!" Dakota said now furiated How is he going to react to being a girl if the transformation goes that far. "I don't want to be a... pony either." I said with a pause Do I want to be a pony? "Yeah right. You get magic." Dakota snapped "A Unicorn's magic is fueled by their special talent. That is where their magic excels, and I'm not good with music. I only have good tastes." I said with a defeated look on my face. Man don't I have a good Poker Face! "You still get magic." Dakota snapped "And you will be stronger than me." I decided to snap back even though Vinyl is stronger than Octavia. "Yet you know their atonomy better than I do." Dakota said still annoyed "You mean autonomy?" I said with a troll face despite the situation "Shut the fuck up, gifted kid." Dakota snapped "I tried to play it nice, but I wont go easy anymore. Vinyl is stronger than Octavia, similar to our early life. Vinyl has tons of friends for being the entertainment at social events, similar to my family. Octavia stays quiet and only opens up to Vinyl when necessary, just like you. I'm cooler than you, just like Vinyl is cooler than Octavia. It is all very similar to our life so I think this all goes way back." I said without break so Dakota couldn't interfere "Ok all of that is true, except that last part. You cannot be cooler than me." Dakota said "I'm 20% cooler than you. Despite the meme." I snapped just to fit the mood. I could care less, but just for Dakota's sake. "First. Stop the Poker Face, I know you don't give a damn." Damn, he just read my mind. "Second. Stop pulling my leg, I hate being sugarcoated." Dakota stated "Ok. I'll tell you another time." I said "Tell me what?" Dakota said a bit annoyed. I burst out laughing at this "You'll see." I said in between laughs "Dude! Tell me!" I laugh even harder "No" I get in in between the laughing "I'll have to find out myself, then." Dakota said "When it happens." I say after laughing "What do you mean by 'it'?" Dakota asks "You'll see." I started laughing and walked back into the living room. Mitch stopped crying and was watching MLP. I cant believe it. My Little Pony. He hates that show, well he tolerates it. "What'cha doin'?" I ask "If we are turning into... ponies... then I would like to learn more about their life styles." Mitch said "Good thing I already know this stuff. Wait is this the season five finale?" I asked in utter shock. It was, er, is by far the worst episode! "uh, yea. I've been having a weird feeling that I should watch it." Mitch was scratching the back of his head "Funny, I was feeling the same way" No really, I was. "You gonna sit down with me, or what, brony?" Mitch asked "Watch it." I said and sat down "Dakota! You wanna watch this with us?" Mitch yelled towards Dakota's bedroom. "Fuck no!" Dakota yelled back "What ever he's missing out." Mitch said as my white pony ears swiveled back towards Dakota's room. I leaned closer to Mitch and whispered as quietly as I could do so 'Dakota just sneaked into the room' "What!?!" Mitch yelled "Shut up and watch the show." I said and winked "Whatever." He said and winked back ~~~~later~~~~ "You cant beat me" Discord said and slapped Neon across the floor. He then shot a laser at him. "NEON!!!" Vinyl yelled and tried to buck at Discord. She landed a hit on Discord's chest "omph! You're gonna pay for that!" Discord yelled before shooting a laser at Vinyl. "What the?" Vinyl said before getting shot by the laser. It sent her flying 50 feet away. "Two down, One to go" Discord said with delight. Octavia was busy bucking anything in her reach "LET ME DOWN!" Octavia yelled in a similar tone to what she used on Vinyl "Sure thing" Discord said before slamming her into the ground and shooting one more laser. "Wait.. this is what I saw in my dream!" Me and Mitch yelled out at the same time "You had the same dream!?!" I yelled out "Yea, that lasted longer than my dream." Mitch said "My dream ended when Scratch was hit by the laser." I said "Funny, mine ended when Neon was hit... by the laser." Mitch said "Our dream ended when the pony we are turning into was hit by a laser." I put the pieces together "So, if Dakota had the same dream, it must of ended when the brown mare was hit by the laser." Mitch said "Dakota! Is that true?" I yelled towards Dakota's room. He stood up from where he was hiding. "How did you know I was here? and yes, that's true" Dakota said "I heard you sneak by." I said with a cheesy grin plastered onto my face. "Shit. I thought I was quieter" Dakota said "You were quieter, for human ears." I said "Ahh!" I heard Mitch yell from behind me "What?" I asked "My head hurts. Like really hurts!" Mitch yelled while holding his hands on his forehead "You think it might be your horn" I say without realizing how creepy that sounded "Possibly" Mitch struggled to say "Ahh! My head hurts too" I yelled out. The pain was exactly in the center of my forehead "Dude! Look at Mitch!" Dakota yelled out after Mitch stopped yelling in pain "Huh, what?" I get out with only one eye open. Mitch has a fair sized, light blue-green horn where his hands used to be. "Can I touch it?" Dakota asked "I guess" Mitch decided after thinking about it "It feels sturdy, but soft to the touch. Almost like a bone." Dakota stated as he touched Mitch's horn "Ahh! Huh?" I said as the pain just stopped suddenly. I look up to see a white horn plastered on my forehead "Nice horn." Mitch said "Thanks, to you too." I replied "I was being sarcastic" Mitch said starting up a scene from 'asdf movie' that started years ago. "Well I stole your face" We all burst out laughing at this "Can ya'll use magic?" Dakota asked "I think so." I said "Didn't the infant use magic in one of those episodes?" Mitch asked "Yea, Pumpkin Cake used some to get a toy." I said "How did he do it?" Dakota asked "He was... determined!" I yelled out "So, I need to be determined to use magic?" Mitch asked "I guess." I said "So what do I need to be determined about?" Mitch asked "Pumpkin wanted to fly with Pound Cake, but didn't have wings to do so. She then kept trying until her magic kicked in." I said thoughtfully "Now what do I really want but cant get?" Mitch asked "I have an idea!" Dakota yelled out "Well, lets hear it" I said "I get you really mad and get to where you can't go." Dakota said "What about me?" I asked "uh, throw your Derpy keychain somewhere where we cant reach it like... high up in a tree." Mitch suggested "Or! Call his dad and tell him that Damion is a brony." Dakota suggested "Great idea! Damion hasn't told his dad yet and never planned to." Mitch explained "Wait, what?" I was confused "I've memorized the number." Dakota said "Great call him" Mitch said "Not yet. I have a plan" Dakota said ~~~~ "STOP! LET ME OUT OF THESE CHAINS!" I yelled out at the top of my lungs. I was chained to my bed with Dakota and Mitch across the room fro me "Nope." Dakota said cheerfully "Call his dad now" Mitch said "Okay" Dakota said and pulled out his blackberry "DON'T DO IT! I'M TELLING YOU TO STOP" I yelled even louder as Dakota and Mitch snickered "Whats the number? Oh right, 225 278 94..." Dakota muttered "DAKOTA!" The room was shacking as my electric blue hair started to rise upwards and I started to glow "Hi, can you pass the phone to Mr. Fra-" ka-BOOM** Sorry, Guys...Mod: Sorry guys, but I don't have the inspiration to continue this story.... I've tried to get another chapter, and you've seen that it takes about 5 months for me to just give up. Shut up, Pink Pearl, this isn't because of you..... Well, 5S/4 has gotten alot further along the timeline, so I'd never catch up without major time skips. For those who loved my story, thanks for loving it, I really appreciate it. For those who despised my story with all their heart, fuck you too. I'm not done as a writer, but I'm done with copying successful stories that allow side fic.... I'm currently working on a story of my OC.... The story will be posted when I have a few chapters done, so that I can update more frequently...... and I will post One Shots to improve my writing skills in between chapters. If anybody has OC's that they would like in some one shots, or in the Fly story, the go ahead and leave a link in the comments..... and dont hate Derpy in the OC Story..... shes a lot different to me due to some Role Playing... Okay, FlySquadGaming, out ... Wait, we also need a cat picture! 4. Aw, COME ON!Everypo- everybody started to break into a coughing fit. Dakota's Blackberry was toasted and the area around Mitch and Dakota was slightly burnt. Dakota and Mitch was surrounded by smoke and their clothes were singed. I couldn't help but laugh at the destruction I caused. Now I have to learn to levitate stuff. "Whats so funny?" Dakota asked "What I can do with this 'Magic'. It's hilarious!" "Teach me, master Scratch." Mitch begged from across the room "Sure, afterwards we can blow up Woodlawn Elementary." I said sarcastically "And then the World!" Mitch yelled out "Wait... what did you just say?" Dakota asked "Then the World?" Mitch said obviously confused "No, no no. Before that." "Teach me, master Damion." "That's just it!" Dakota yelled out "How?" I asked "Neon said 'Master Scratch' not Damion." "Ah, and you said 'Neon' not Mitch." I said "So, that means that these changes are mentally too?" Mitch said "Now your getting it!" Dakota yelled out "If that's true, then does that mean that Dakota's going to become a filly fooler?" I ask before shuddering "What does that mean?" To this I burst out laughing "I'll tell you later..." I said before walking out of the room "Dude! What does it mean!?" Dakota followed me as his persistent self "Two words, six, and nine... figure it out from there" I said and walked away laughing ~~Transcription Over~~ "Hmm..... What happened?!" "Don't ask me, I never touched anything" "Mmhmm..... sure, and Ace isn't a grey unicorn" "I'm not a grey unicorn, I'm a Coal colored unicorn!" "Which is a shade of grey...." "He does have a point Ace." "Shut up Zeta" "Shut up Ace" "Shut up Fly, or shall I say Damion~" "....... Fuck You..." :AceHappy:
1. The Start of a ChangeBrowsing the web, I got frustrated. The entire fandom was almost dead except for the rare brony or pegasister. I was browsing google images for some new pics that I might like. All I saw was either amatuer or I had seen it already. Since it was about 3P.M. I decided to check DeviantArt again. I was jamming out to Linkin Park at the time. The song was One Step Closer from an album about 17 years old. It was getting to the riled up part. "Shut up when I'm talking to you, Shut up, shut up, shut up, Shut up when I'm talking to you!" I sang with the song. Linkin Park was suffering the same fate as My Little Pony, going down. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic had ended a few years ago after its 5th season, and sadly it was getting harder and harder to find new pony content. A lot of the fandom had died down over the years, and along with it there was the ever steady decline in new fan content. New pictures were still popping up here and there, but not nearly as often as they used to. "Ugh, seen it, seen it, seen it, oh a new one." I said. It was a picture of Vinyl Scratch. I found it odd how she was in nearly the same position as me. She was listening to music similar to how I was, the only difference is that I'm human with a computer, and she is a pony with a record device the show introduced near the end of season 4. "Huh, might as well get on Pokefarm." I was still working up my ways in the ranks on that site. "What'cha doin?" My friend Dakota said. Dakota is tall as can be and skinny as can be and live. We had this debate about which color his hair was, I said it was black he said it was dark, dark, dark brown. "Clicking on Pokefarm. This guy has pokerus and I want it." I said while clicking the pokerus host for the moment. I am about 5' 8" tall and had a normal thickness. My hair was clearly brown, but I always draw myself with black hair. "That again, I don't see why you play that instead of their new game." Dakota said, I sometimes call Dakota, 'DK' or 'Yoda', just for fun. I'm not a fan of Mario or Star Wars, they just came over time. "I haven't liked those since X, Y, and Z came out. They just got boring when it became too much like other games." I said with a hint of annoyance in my voice. I sat up and my keychain jingled. "Let me guess, that was the Derpy keychain you got 7 years ago." Dakota said. I kept it since it was my first piece of merchandise I bought about MLP. "So what, it has a special meaning to me." I said casually. "Whatever. Who died to make you a brony?" Dakota asked "Starscream." I said with the biggest grin possible on a human "Good thing I never watched that episode of Death Battle." Dakota said with a small chuckle. "It was a good episode, I was reluctant at first because of the characters, but I had a vow to watch every episode." I said "Whatever" Dakota said "Do you have any plans for the night?" I asked "Maybe we can go to Buffalo Wild Wings." Dakota said after a mood switch "Yeah, lets drink till we drop." I said sarcastically "You don't like beer, I get that." he said suddenly changing his mood again "But because we will be 25 later, I'll try." I said bitterly "Sweet, what song are you listening to?" Dakota asked "Rival, by Ken Ashcorp." I said, the song changed in mid conversation. "To the bar!" He yelled out of nowhere. "K, lets have Mitch come, too." I said. Mitch is the third person in our group. He is 1" taller than Dakota, yet is big at the waist. No he is not considered fat, yet. He has the same hair problem as Dakota, is it black or brown!?! "Nice idea, you call him." Dakota said. I pulled out my iPhone and called Mitch "Fine... Hey Mitch, you want to go to Buffalo Wild Wings like DK suggested when we were kids?... K, see you then." I said to Mitch over my iPhone 10, the last version Apple made before running out of business just like Hostess. "He said that he will meat us here in 10 minutes, he is just finishing work." I said to Dakota. We all have jobs, its just that mine and Dakota's bosses let us out earlier than his does, and I am on a vacation "K, lets listen to some music until then." He said "Sure, how about Linkin Park? I tried "Ugh, I haven't liked their albums since their tour in 2014."He said "Then we will listen to Castle of Glass!" I said. The song is from an album that was published 8 years ago, the newer songs start to suck. "Nice choice." he said gleefully. "Castle Of Glass" Take me down to the river bend Take me down to the fighting end Wash the poison from off my skin Show me how to be whole again Fly me up on a silver wing Past the black where the sirens sing Warm me up in a nova's glow And drop me down to the dream below 'Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass Hardly anything there for you to see For you to see Bring me home in a blinding dream, Through the secrets that I have seen Wash the sorrow from off my skin And show me how to be whole again 'Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass Hardly anything there for you to see For you to see 'Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass Hardly anything else I need to be 'Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass Hardly anything there for you to see For you to see For you to see "What's next?" He asked "You're Gonna Go Far Kid, by The Offspring" I said "I love this song, depite what some of the remixes are like." Dakota said sourly as he thought about the RD version "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" Show me how to lie You’re getting better all the time And turning all against the one Is an art that’s hard to teach Another clever word Sets off an unsuspecting herd And as you step back into line A mob jumps to their feet Now dance, fucker, dance Man, he never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you And now you steal away Take him out today Nice work you did You’re gonna go far, kid With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives Slowly out of line And drifting closer in your sights So play it out I’m wide awake It’s a scene about me There’s something in your way And now someone is gonna pay And if you can’t get what you want Well it’s all because of me Now dance, fucker, dance Man, I never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you And now you’ll lead the way Show the light of day Nice work you did You’re gonna go far, kid Trust, deceived! With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives Now dance, fucker, dance He never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you So dance, fucker, dance I never had a chance It was really only you With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives Clever alibis Lord of the flies Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives "Whats up?" "Oh, hi Mitch. We're listening to music while waiting for you." I said jokingly "I can hear that, whats up Yoda?" Mitch said with a hint of laughter in his voice "Nothing much, Big Chief." Dakota snapped. We call Mitch 'Big Chief' at times. "Shut up, TO THE BAR" I swear you would be able to hear Mitch a mile away when he yelled that "What did my ears do to you!?!?" Dakota snapped at Mitch "Oh, nothing. I just wanna get drunk." Mitch said. "Whatever" Dakota grumbled "I'll drive since I will be the least drunk when we leave." I said "Shotgun" Mitch yelled "Oh, well. I'll take backseat." Dakota said in a defeated way. ************************************************** "Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug!" Dakota and Mitch cheered. I don't know how, but I was pressured to see how much I could drink until I passed out. "Dude, you just dank 1/4 of a gallon, I thought you didn't like beer?" Dakota said with what I think is an confused look on his face. Stuff was getting blurry for me and I didn't know why. Must be the alcohol, I don't usually have this much. "I don't[!" I yelled in a drunk way. "Ok, ok. I get it, dude are you ok?" Dakota said "Man, I don't know" I said normally, how I said it like that, I just don't know myself. "Hey, Mitch. You want to have a drinking contest yourself? I'll be your challenger." Dakota said "Sure thing, Dakota" Mitch said "Chug, chug, cug, chg, cg, fuck" I started chanting and then passed out. All was black until I started dreaming. “...what did you do.... if you’re not here to use them... For five score, divided by four...” I woke up, sweating. "What the Fuck was that about!?!" I yelled out suddenly. "The fuck is wrong?" Dakota said drowsily while standing in my door way. "A dream, a weird dream... it scared the fuck out of me." I muttered -_- "That's all, that is all that sudden outburst was about!?!" Dakota snapped at me "I guess so" I said and shrugged. "Two words. Fuck. You." Dakota snapped "What happened last night?" I said deciding to change the topic. "You passed out before me and Mitch got drunk. We had to drag you home." Dakota said angrily "Oh... sorry..." I muttered "We went back and drank some more, but not as hard as I would like to." Dakota snapped. "K, I'm gonna take a shower so you can leave right now." I said "The fuck ever." Dakota said and left. I went into the bathroom and turned on the water to my shower, hastily take off my clothes, and get in. "Nice warm water in the morning." I turn up the hot water and feel a slight burn "Ok, this is as hot as it is going to get today." I decide to start washing myself and see a black music note on my thigh. "DAKOTA!!! MITCH!!!" I yell and hastily finish the shower. I get on house clothes and go to the living room. "What the fuck is this about!?!" I yell as I show the 'tattoo' to Dakota who is on the couch. "I don't know, ask Mitch." Dakota says and shrugs.
2. What prank?"Mitch!!!" I yelled. He better be the one who have done that stunt. "Wat do you want?" Mitch said drowsily. He usually didn't have a good Poker face, then again he just woke up "Do you know how THIS got here?" I yelled and showed him the music note on my thigh. His eyes went wide and he started laughing "What did you do that for? I didn't know you wanted a tattoo! Why that one and why there?" Mitch said while laughing. Dakota started laughing too. "I don't want it! I never did!!!" I yelled at them as they flinched. I snap easy, to put it in a nice way "yeah, yeah. I've got to get ready for work, see you later." Dakota said and left the room. "I hope you have one too..." I muttered under my breath "I don't have to go to work for another hour, what do you want to do?" Mitch asked "Listen to music, right now I'm diggin electronic." I said in as calm of a tone as I could manage at the moment. "...Ok, what songs do you have?" Mitch asked "Lets listen to an old song like... Party Rock." I said and got out my iPhone "Ok, I haven't heard that song for years." Mitch said. I put on a similar song instead. Pony Rock Anthem Pony Rock! Yeah! Woo! Let's go! Scratch and Neon's in the club tonight (oh yeah). Oh yeah, we're gonna have a good time (yeah). So grab somepony, don't be shy (Pony Rock). It's our job to make you feel alright (clap your hooves). Let's raise the roof, tonight's the night (come on everypony). We're gonna party till the morning light (that's sayin' something). The house is hot. The beat is tight. We just wanna see ya (shake it). The name's Neon Lights and I wanna see you shake it. I'm the host of this party and I'm glad you could make it. I've got the music that booms, show me what you got. Now do your thing girls and flaunt that plot. On the dance floor is where we're living. You keep moving to the beat and the beat I'll keep delivering. Now that's a promise, we're gonna commit. Hey, Vinyl Scratch! Spin that. Ayo what's up? I'm the other half-half of this duo. Got my bass cannon set to max-max-max, it's gonna blow. It's Pony Rock (Pony Rock). Yeah, so get them tails a-bouncing and Get them hooves up in the air cuz we are announcing it is! Scratch and Neon's in the club tonight. Oh yeah, we're gonna have a good time. So grab somepony, don't be shy. It's our job to make you feel alright. Let's raise the roof, tonight's the night. We're gonna party till the morning light. The house is hot. The beat is tight. We just wanna see ya (shake it). Everyday, I'm partying. Pu-Pu-Put the lights on me. It's time for the only true party pony. The name's Pinkie Pie and I know you all missed me; but hey, wait! There's room for 3. Let's get some balloons (the pretty ones). Let's turn up the bass (getting louder now). Gummy's here with me (he's rocking out). Now it's a par- "I said Party Rock Anthem not Pony Rock Anthem" Mitch snapped "Cant take a joke?" I said "Not when its about that." Mitch snapped "Come on, you weren't expecting that were you?" I said with a smile on my face "Yeah, I guess I wasn't expecting that." Mitch said as a smile crept up on his face. "THE FUCK IS THIS THING ON MY THIGH!?!" Me and Mitch heard in the direction of Dakota's bathroom. "What do you think it is?" Mitch asked "Same thing on my thigh" I said back "I thought so too." Mitch said "Who do you think he is going to blame?" I asked "You?" Mitch tried "I was the first to notice one, so he will think it was you." I said "True." Mitch said "You might want to run." I said "Why, he has no upper body strength?" Mitch wondered "Do you remember his mad voice?" I asked "uh... oh Fuck!" Mitch said "Remembered it now?" I asked. He nodded. "Take these ear plugs, I thought this might happen to DK." I threw them to Mitch "Thanks..." Mitch said and put them on. "How do they work?" I asked. "WHAT?" Mitch said, I guess he didn't hear me at all "Great they work." I said "WHAT?" Mitch yelled "Yep, hey! here comes Dakota." I said in a playful manner. I was right, Dakota was coming down the hall with a furious look on his face. "What is this!?! WHAT IS THIS!?!" Dakota yelled at the top of his lungs, (I suppose), pointing to the purple treble clef on his leg. I couldn't help but laugh "What are you laughing at? You have a music note on your thigh!!!" Dakota yelled. "Mine is about 20% cooler than yours!" I said while laughing "WHAT!?!" Mitch yelled at the top of his lungs. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!" Dakota and I yelled at the same time "What!?!" Mitch yelled with a smile on his face "Lets go raid Mitch's room!" I said while winking to Dakota "NOOOO!" Mitch yelled "So you heard me that time." I said with an amused tone in my voice "Yeah..." Mitch said in a defeated tone "Check your thigh, you may have one too" I said "You're right, I might have one too" He said and went to a bathrooom to check "Well we have music related ones, he might have one similar to us." I said "IF he has one" Dakota said in a sour voice "Yea, yea. If he has one" I said in an identical tone to Dakota "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!" Mitch yelled "Guesstimate correct." I sated in a robotic voice "yup." Dakota said quickly "I have three stars on my thigh. What the fuck is that about" Mitch asked "Hmm, I haven't heard of that symbol. I have heard of mine and Dakota's mark." I said "You have! What is mine about?" Dakota asked eagerly "uh, Octavia. A classical musician" I said "Don't you mean classic? Dakota asked "No, she plays classic music, like Beethoven." I said "Oh, oh, FUCK!! I am turning into a classical musician." Dakota said "I'm lucky, I am turning into a DJ." I said "Who said we are transforming?" Mitch said "I am just guessing." I said calmly "How are you guessing that of all things?" Dakota asked "Well, your eyes are different." I said "Wait, what?" Dakota said "Yeah, they are now purple." I said "They are!?!" Dakota yelled in surprise "Mine is most likey red." I said "They are."Dakota comfirmed "Have mine changed? Mitch asked "Yeah, they are now blue." I said "Blue? Why Blue?" Mitch asked "I don't know, I have never seen the mark or eyes before." I said. "Wait! I have seen those eyes before, in a youtube video." I said "You have!!!" Mitch yelled "Yeah, I guess it is the same guy." "Show me him!" Mitch yelled "Ok, I'll show you the vid I saw him in." Pulls out iPhone "Vin-yl-and-Ne-on. Search." I searched up the vid. "Is that me? It looks pretty cool for a pony." Mitch said "Now that one is me, you are next to... her." I said and shuddered. I just realized I am turning into a mare. "Not as cool, wait you are turning into her?" Mitch asked "Yeah, she is a DJ in the show. Most people make PMV's with her in it." I said "Not fair." Mitch said sourly. "Show me who I am turning into." Dakota said "uh...Ok" I said and brought up a video of Octavia "That is supposed to be me!?!" Dakota questioned "Yeah, I guess." I said. "Oh, FUCK!!" Dakota yelled "What?" Mitch and I said at the same time. "I am going to be late for work." Dakota said while rushing to get his things. "See you later, Tavi." I said. "See you later guys." Dakota said and left. "Why did you call him Tavi?" Mitch asked "I did?" I said with a confused look on my face. "Yeah, you said 'See you later, Tavi.' Why is that?" Mitch asked. "I guess I did, I don't know why." I said. Did I really call Dakota, Tavi? That is what Vinyl calls Octavia... Maybe I am also getting her habits. Mitch started getting his stuff that is needed for work. "See you later, I need to finish getting ready for work." Mitch said and went to his room. I decided to listen to some music. The Moon Rises Now the hour has come at last The soft and fading light Has crossed the west horizon And has bidden us goodnight And what a lovely night it is To walk a moonlit field To see the softer shades That are by starlight now revealed So why is it that now, When all is quiet and at rest When candles glow and all the world Is at its very best The ponies of Equestria Should lock themselves away To shun the moon and wait instead For Sister's sunny day? In umbra Luna est (the moon is in shadow) Am I so wrong to wish that they Would see things like I do? And am I so wrong to think That they might love me too? Why shouldn't they adore me? Is it not within my right? I'll not be overshadowed! Mine is not the lesser light! I've waited long enough now For them all to come around And though the Sun may plead and threaten, The Moon will stand her ground And all will know the wonder Of my dark and jeweled sky When all the world is wrapped In an eternal lullaby So say goodnight at this, The final setting of the sun Tomorrow dawns in darkness The nighttime has begun! "I didn't think it was that loud before, is the volume up?" I questioned and checked the volume. It was the same as before. "If the volume is not changed, then why is it louder?" Mitch came back into the room at that moment. "Why is what louder?" Mitch asked. "This video, it has never been this loud before." I said "Is there any quiet songs to try that to?" Mitch asked "What?" I asked back "You know, question the computer being louder." Mitch stated "Ponies have better sense of hearing, so it would appear louder to one." I say as I subconsciously reach up to pull my head out of my hoodie. I miss my ears where they are supposed to be and start reaching up higher. "I found the fucking horse ears..." I mumbled "What is that?" Mitch asked "WE HAVE FUCKING HORSE EARS!!!" I yelled at Mitch. "I get that, I just wanted to have a joke. That's all, that's all..." Mitch said and fazed out "Mitch." I said and got no response. "Mitch?" I said in a curious way. "Mitch! MITCH SNAP OUT OF IT" I yelled. He didn't even flinch. My ears swiveled down. "Mitch is in a trance, Dakota is at work, and I don't have any other friends that I am certain is going through this. "ugh, well I better finish getting ready for work." Mitch said after snapping out of his trance. "Be right back!" Mitch yelled and went back into his bedroom. "I need a break." I said before walking to the couch to my right, laying down on it, and falling asleep for a nap. ***************************************************************************************** "You're on in 5." A satllion said and left the room. "Neon, Let's give it our all" Vinyl said in her usual lighthearted tone "Sure thing, Got the bass canon" Neon said and started singing "Set to ma-ma-max power" Vinyl continued "It's gonna blow" Neon finnished. Both Neon and Vinyl laughed. "Vinyl! Give it your all!" Octavia said while embracing Vinyl "Sure, Tavi!" Vinyl replied cheerfully. All of a sudden, the room started shaking. Chaos himself stepped out of the wall. "Hello, PON-3" Chaos said "Hello, Discord." Vinyl said back without her usual tone. "Lighten up!" Discord said and snapped his finger. Octavia started to float. "PUT TAVI DOWN!!!" Vinyl yelled while anger built up inside her. "Why should I?" Discord remarked mischievously. "SHE'S MY FRIEND" Vinyl yelled while charging up a magic blast "OCTAVIA IS MY FRIEND, TOO!" Neon yelled suddenly. Both Neon and Vinyl both tried to tackle Discord. "You cant beat me" Discord said and slapped Neon across the floor. "NEON!!!" Vinyl yelled and tried to buck at Discord. She landed a hit on Discord's chest "omph! You're gonna pay for that!" Discord yelled before shooting a laser at Vinyl. "What the?" Vinyl said before getting shot by the laser. It sent her flying 50 feet away. "Two down, One to go" Discord said with delight. Octavia was busing bucking anything in her reach "LET ME DOWN!" Octavia yelled in a similar tone to what she used on Vinyl "Sure thing" Discord said before slamming her into the ground. "Ok, now to go finnish off Derpy ***************************************************************************************** "... Weird dream, huh." I said a bit grogily. I looked at the clock,3:35 P.M. I slept for about... uh... 6 hours. I'm gonna have a hard time falling asleep. I got off the couch and noticed my center of balance has changed. "Why am I standing on my toes?" I asked out loud. I walked to the bathroom to use it and see if anything else has changed. Ears, check. Eyes, check. Cutie mark, check. Tail, check. Toes, check. Wait... Tail? I turned around to see an electric blue colored tail. I looked into the mirror again and noticed that my hair was the same color. "What's next?" I asked out loud
3. The Episode"Now that I think about it, my hair is pretty cool. The tail feels nice when it is out in the open." I said in a dazed voice. "Now what are Dakota and Mitch's reactions to this gonna be?" I said to myself while chuckling. "Better go see." I said cheerfully and walked back into the living room. I saw Mitch laying on the ground curled up into a ball, hugging his black tail. "Hey, Mitch. Are you okay?" I asked. He started crying. "Dude, don't cry. It always pained me when someone close to me cried. Especially when my step-brother... died." I said in a shaken voice. "I-I-I know, it's just that I have a tail, and was sent home from work. I loved that job, but they just kicked me out for being different. I don't want my life to change. I don't want it to change like this." Mitch said while shacking the entire time. "Have you seen Dakota?" I asked. Mitch nodded "He is in his room, crying as well." Mitch said before becoming quiet again. I went down the hall to Dakota's room. "Hey, Dakota! How are you doin' in there?" I asked while standing in the door way. Dakota was swattig at his tail, keeping as far away from it as possible. "Get this off of me right now. I hate it" Dakota said "You cant do that, it just wont work." I said "I already felt through it to see that it is real flesh, skin, bone, and tail hair." "How can you say that so calmly?" Dakota asked, obviously confused. How do I say it like that? I guess I don't mind the transformation. I would have chosen RD for having great physical strength and my love for flying, but I am fine with Vinyl. How am I fine with this? I questioned to myself quietly "I guess, I... uh... don't care. I mean, I get magic and stuff." I said deep in thought. "What do I get? I didn't see wings or a horn on Octavia!" Dakota said angrily "Earth ponies get great stamina. I'm not so sure about anything else they have over the others. Hey! Look on the bright side, Earth ponies are stronger than unicorns which means I would be scared of you for once." I said while chuckling at the end. "I don't want that! I want to have wings or a horn. In fact, I don't want to be a pony at all!" Dakota said now furiated How is he going to react to being a girl if the transformation goes that far. "I don't want to be a... pony either." I said with a pause Do I want to be a pony? "Yeah right. You get magic." Dakota snapped "A Unicorn's magic is fueled by their special talent. That is where their magic excels, and I'm not good with music. I only have good tastes." I said with a defeated look on my face. Man don't I have a good Poker Face! "You still get magic." Dakota snapped "And you will be stronger than me." I decided to snap back even though Vinyl is stronger than Octavia. "Yet you know their atonomy better than I do." Dakota said still annoyed "You mean autonomy?" I said with a troll face despite the situation "Shut the fuck up, gifted kid." Dakota snapped "I tried to play it nice, but I wont go easy anymore. Vinyl is stronger than Octavia, similar to our early life. Vinyl has tons of friends for being the entertainment at social events, similar to my family. Octavia stays quiet and only opens up to Vinyl when necessary, just like you. I'm cooler than you, just like Vinyl is cooler than Octavia. It is all very similar to our life so I think this all goes way back." I said without break so Dakota couldn't interfere "Ok all of that is true, except that last part. You cannot be cooler than me." Dakota said "I'm 20% cooler than you. Despite the meme." I snapped just to fit the mood. I could care less, but just for Dakota's sake. "First. Stop the Poker Face, I know you don't give a damn." Damn, he just read my mind. "Second. Stop pulling my leg, I hate being sugarcoated." Dakota stated "Ok. I'll tell you another time." I said "Tell me what?" Dakota said a bit annoyed. I burst out laughing at this "You'll see." I said in between laughs "Dude! Tell me!" I laugh even harder "No" I get in in between the laughing "I'll have to find out myself, then." Dakota said "When it happens." I say after laughing "What do you mean by 'it'?" Dakota asks "You'll see." I started laughing and walked back into the living room. Mitch stopped crying and was watching MLP. I cant believe it. My Little Pony. He hates that show, well he tolerates it. "What'cha doin'?" I ask "If we are turning into... ponies... then I would like to learn more about their life styles." Mitch said "Good thing I already know this stuff. Wait is this the season five finale?" I asked in utter shock. It was, er, is by far the worst episode! "uh, yea. I've been having a weird feeling that I should watch it." Mitch was scratching the back of his head "Funny, I was feeling the same way" No really, I was. "You gonna sit down with me, or what, brony?" Mitch asked "Watch it." I said and sat down "Dakota! You wanna watch this with us?" Mitch yelled towards Dakota's bedroom. "Fuck no!" Dakota yelled back "What ever he's missing out." Mitch said as my white pony ears swiveled back towards Dakota's room. I leaned closer to Mitch and whispered as quietly as I could do so 'Dakota just sneaked into the room' "What!?!" Mitch yelled "Shut up and watch the show." I said and winked "Whatever." He said and winked back ~~~~later~~~~ "You cant beat me" Discord said and slapped Neon across the floor. He then shot a laser at him. "NEON!!!" Vinyl yelled and tried to buck at Discord. She landed a hit on Discord's chest "omph! You're gonna pay for that!" Discord yelled before shooting a laser at Vinyl. "What the?" Vinyl said before getting shot by the laser. It sent her flying 50 feet away. "Two down, One to go" Discord said with delight. Octavia was busy bucking anything in her reach "LET ME DOWN!" Octavia yelled in a similar tone to what she used on Vinyl "Sure thing" Discord said before slamming her into the ground and shooting one more laser. "Wait.. this is what I saw in my dream!" Me and Mitch yelled out at the same time "You had the same dream!?!" I yelled out "Yea, that lasted longer than my dream." Mitch said "My dream ended when Scratch was hit by the laser." I said "Funny, mine ended when Neon was hit... by the laser." Mitch said "Our dream ended when the pony we are turning into was hit by a laser." I put the pieces together "So, if Dakota had the same dream, it must of ended when the brown mare was hit by the laser." Mitch said "Dakota! Is that true?" I yelled towards Dakota's room. He stood up from where he was hiding. "How did you know I was here? and yes, that's true" Dakota said "I heard you sneak by." I said with a cheesy grin plastered onto my face. "Shit. I thought I was quieter" Dakota said "You were quieter, for human ears." I said "Ahh!" I heard Mitch yell from behind me "What?" I asked "My head hurts. Like really hurts!" Mitch yelled while holding his hands on his forehead "You think it might be your horn" I say without realizing how creepy that sounded "Possibly" Mitch struggled to say "Ahh! My head hurts too" I yelled out. The pain was exactly in the center of my forehead "Dude! Look at Mitch!" Dakota yelled out after Mitch stopped yelling in pain "Huh, what?" I get out with only one eye open. Mitch has a fair sized, light blue-green horn where his hands used to be. "Can I touch it?" Dakota asked "I guess" Mitch decided after thinking about it "It feels sturdy, but soft to the touch. Almost like a bone." Dakota stated as he touched Mitch's horn "Ahh! Huh?" I said as the pain just stopped suddenly. I look up to see a white horn plastered on my forehead "Nice horn." Mitch said "Thanks, to you too." I replied "I was being sarcastic" Mitch said starting up a scene from 'asdf movie' that started years ago. "Well I stole your face" We all burst out laughing at this "Can ya'll use magic?" Dakota asked "I think so." I said "Didn't the infant use magic in one of those episodes?" Mitch asked "Yea, Pumpkin Cake used some to get a toy." I said "How did he do it?" Dakota asked "He was... determined!" I yelled out "So, I need to be determined to use magic?" Mitch asked "I guess." I said "So what do I need to be determined about?" Mitch asked "Pumpkin wanted to fly with Pound Cake, but didn't have wings to do so. She then kept trying until her magic kicked in." I said thoughtfully "Now what do I really want but cant get?" Mitch asked "I have an idea!" Dakota yelled out "Well, lets hear it" I said "I get you really mad and get to where you can't go." Dakota said "What about me?" I asked "uh, throw your Derpy keychain somewhere where we cant reach it like... high up in a tree." Mitch suggested "Or! Call his dad and tell him that Damion is a brony." Dakota suggested "Great idea! Damion hasn't told his dad yet and never planned to." Mitch explained "Wait, what?" I was confused "I've memorized the number." Dakota said "Great call him" Mitch said "Not yet. I have a plan" Dakota said ~~~~ "STOP! LET ME OUT OF THESE CHAINS!" I yelled out at the top of my lungs. I was chained to my bed with Dakota and Mitch across the room fro me "Nope." Dakota said cheerfully "Call his dad now" Mitch said "Okay" Dakota said and pulled out his blackberry "DON'T DO IT! I'M TELLING YOU TO STOP" I yelled even louder as Dakota and Mitch snickered "Whats the number? Oh right, 225 278 94..." Dakota muttered "DAKOTA!" The room was shacking as my electric blue hair started to rise upwards and I started to glow "Hi, can you pass the phone to Mr. Fra-" ka-BOOM**
Sorry, Guys...Mod: Sorry guys, but I don't have the inspiration to continue this story.... I've tried to get another chapter, and you've seen that it takes about 5 months for me to just give up. Shut up, Pink Pearl, this isn't because of you..... Well, 5S/4 has gotten alot further along the timeline, so I'd never catch up without major time skips. For those who loved my story, thanks for loving it, I really appreciate it. For those who despised my story with all their heart, fuck you too. I'm not done as a writer, but I'm done with copying successful stories that allow side fic.... I'm currently working on a story of my OC.... The story will be posted when I have a few chapters done, so that I can update more frequently...... and I will post One Shots to improve my writing skills in between chapters. If anybody has OC's that they would like in some one shots, or in the Fly story, the go ahead and leave a link in the comments..... and dont hate Derpy in the OC Story..... shes a lot different to me due to some Role Playing... Okay, FlySquadGaming, out ... Wait, we also need a cat picture!
4. Aw, COME ON!Everypo- everybody started to break into a coughing fit. Dakota's Blackberry was toasted and the area around Mitch and Dakota was slightly burnt. Dakota and Mitch was surrounded by smoke and their clothes were singed. I couldn't help but laugh at the destruction I caused. Now I have to learn to levitate stuff. "Whats so funny?" Dakota asked "What I can do with this 'Magic'. It's hilarious!" "Teach me, master Scratch." Mitch begged from across the room "Sure, afterwards we can blow up Woodlawn Elementary." I said sarcastically "And then the World!" Mitch yelled out "Wait... what did you just say?" Dakota asked "Then the World?" Mitch said obviously confused "No, no no. Before that." "Teach me, master Damion." "That's just it!" Dakota yelled out "How?" I asked "Neon said 'Master Scratch' not Damion." "Ah, and you said 'Neon' not Mitch." I said "So, that means that these changes are mentally too?" Mitch said "Now your getting it!" Dakota yelled out "If that's true, then does that mean that Dakota's going to become a filly fooler?" I ask before shuddering "What does that mean?" To this I burst out laughing "I'll tell you later..." I said before walking out of the room "Dude! What does it mean!?" Dakota followed me as his persistent self "Two words, six, and nine... figure it out from there" I said and walked away laughing ~~Transcription Over~~ "Hmm..... What happened?!" "Don't ask me, I never touched anything" "Mmhmm..... sure, and Ace isn't a grey unicorn" "I'm not a grey unicorn, I'm a Coal colored unicorn!" "Which is a shade of grey...." "He does have a point Ace." "Shut up Zeta" "Shut up Ace" "Shut up Fly, or shall I say Damion~" "....... Fuck You..." :AceHappy:
