Five Score Divided by Damion

by Christian Ester

2. What prank?

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"Mitch!!!" I yelled. He better be the one who have done that stunt.

"Wat do you want?" Mitch said drowsily. He usually didn't have a good Poker face, then again he just woke up

"Do you know how THIS got here?" I yelled and showed him the music note on my thigh. His eyes went wide and he started laughing

"What did you do that for? I didn't know you wanted a tattoo! Why that one and why there?" Mitch said while laughing. Dakota started laughing too.

"I don't want it! I never did!!!" I yelled at them as they flinched. I snap easy, to put it in a nice way

"yeah, yeah. I've got to get ready for work, see you later." Dakota said and left the room.

"I hope you have one too..." I muttered under my breath

"I don't have to go to work for another hour, what do you want to do?" Mitch asked

"Listen to music, right now I'm diggin electronic." I said in as calm of a tone as I could manage at the moment.

"...Ok, what songs do you have?" Mitch asked

"Lets listen to an old song like... Party Rock." I said and got out my iPhone

"Ok, I haven't heard that song for years." Mitch said. I put on a similar song instead.

Pony Rock Anthem

Pony Rock! Yeah! Woo! Let's go!

Scratch and Neon's in the club tonight (oh yeah).

Oh yeah, we're gonna have a good time (yeah).

So grab somepony, don't be shy (Pony Rock).

It's our job to make you feel alright (clap your hooves).

Let's raise the roof, tonight's the night (come on everypony).

We're gonna party till the morning light (that's sayin' something).

The house is hot. The beat is tight.

We just wanna see ya (shake it).

The name's Neon Lights and I wanna see you shake it.

I'm the host of this party and I'm glad you could make it.

I've got the music that booms, show me what you got.

Now do your thing girls and flaunt that plot.

On the dance floor is where we're living.

You keep moving to the beat and the beat I'll keep delivering.

Now that's a promise, we're gonna commit.

Hey, Vinyl Scratch! Spin that.

Ayo what's up? I'm the other half-half of this duo.

Got my bass cannon set to max-max-max, it's gonna blow.

It's Pony Rock (Pony Rock). Yeah, so get them tails a-bouncing and

Get them hooves up in the air cuz we are announcing it is!

Scratch and Neon's in the club tonight. Oh yeah, we're gonna have a good time.

So grab somepony, don't be shy. It's our job to make you feel alright.

Let's raise the roof, tonight's the night. We're gonna party till the morning light.

The house is hot. The beat is tight. We just wanna see ya (shake it).

Everyday, I'm partying.

Pu-Pu-Put the lights on me. It's time for the only true party pony.

The name's Pinkie Pie and I know you all missed me; but hey, wait! There's room for 3.

Let's get some balloons (the pretty ones). Let's turn up the bass (getting louder now).

Gummy's here with me (he's rocking out). Now it's a par-

"I said Party Rock Anthem not Pony Rock Anthem" Mitch snapped

"Cant take a joke?" I said

"Not when its about that." Mitch snapped

"Come on, you weren't expecting that were you?" I said with a smile on my face

"Yeah, I guess I wasn't expecting that." Mitch said as a smile crept up on his face.

"THE FUCK IS THIS THING ON MY THIGH!?!" Me and Mitch heard in the direction of Dakota's bathroom.

"What do you think it is?" Mitch asked

"Same thing on my thigh" I said back

"I thought so too." Mitch said

"Who do you think he is going to blame?" I asked

"You?" Mitch tried

"I was the first to notice one, so he will think it was you." I said

"True." Mitch said

"You might want to run." I said

"Why, he has no upper body strength?" Mitch wondered

"Do you remember his mad voice?" I asked

"uh... oh Fuck!" Mitch said

"Remembered it now?" I asked. He nodded. "Take these ear plugs, I thought this might happen to DK." I threw them to Mitch

"Thanks..." Mitch said and put them on.

"How do they work?" I asked.

"WHAT?" Mitch said, I guess he didn't hear me at all

"Great they work." I said

"WHAT?" Mitch yelled

"Yep, hey! here comes Dakota." I said in a playful manner. I was right, Dakota was coming down the hall with a furious look on his face.

"What is this!?! WHAT IS THIS!?!" Dakota yelled at the top of his lungs, (I suppose), pointing to the purple treble clef on his leg. I couldn't help but laugh "What are you laughing at? You have a music note on your thigh!!!" Dakota yelled.

"Mine is about 20% cooler than yours!" I said while laughing

"WHAT!?!" Mitch yelled at the top of his lungs.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!" Dakota and I yelled at the same time

"What!?!" Mitch yelled with a smile on his face

"Lets go raid Mitch's room!" I said while winking to Dakota

"NOOOO!" Mitch yelled

"So you heard me that time." I said with an amused tone in my voice

"Yeah..." Mitch said in a defeated tone

"Check your thigh, you may have one too" I said

"You're right, I might have one too" He said and went to a bathrooom to check

"Well we have music related ones, he might have one similar to us." I said

"IF he has one" Dakota said in a sour voice

"Yea, yea. If he has one" I said in an identical tone to Dakota

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!" Mitch yelled

"Guesstimate correct." I sated in a robotic voice

"yup." Dakota said quickly

"I have three stars on my thigh. What the fuck is that about" Mitch asked

"Hmm, I haven't heard of that symbol. I have heard of mine and Dakota's mark." I said

"You have! What is mine about?" Dakota asked eagerly

"uh, Octavia. A classical musician" I said

"Don't you mean classic? Dakota asked

"No, she plays classic music, like Beethoven." I said

"Oh, oh, FUCK!! I am turning into a classical musician." Dakota said

"I'm lucky, I am turning into a DJ." I said

"Who said we are transforming?" Mitch said

"I am just guessing." I said calmly

"How are you guessing that of all things?" Dakota asked

"Well, your eyes are different." I said

"Wait, what?" Dakota said

"Yeah, they are now purple." I said

"They are!?!" Dakota yelled in surprise

"Mine is most likey red." I said

"They are."Dakota comfirmed

"Have mine changed? Mitch asked

"Yeah, they are now blue." I said

"Blue? Why Blue?" Mitch asked

"I don't know, I have never seen the mark or eyes before." I said. "Wait! I have seen those eyes before, in a youtube video." I said

"You have!!!" Mitch yelled

"Yeah, I guess it is the same guy."

"Show me him!" Mitch yelled

"Ok, I'll show you the vid I saw him in." Pulls out iPhone "Vin-yl-and-Ne-on. Search." I searched up the vid.

"Is that me? It looks pretty cool for a pony." Mitch said

"Now that one is me, you are next to... her." I said and shuddered. I just realized I am turning into a mare.

"Not as cool, wait you are turning into her?" Mitch asked

"Yeah, she is a DJ in the show. Most people make PMV's with her in it." I said

"Not fair." Mitch said sourly.

"Show me who I am turning into." Dakota said

"uh...Ok" I said and brought up a video of Octavia

"That is supposed to be me!?!" Dakota questioned

"Yeah, I guess." I said.

"Oh, FUCK!!" Dakota yelled

"What?" Mitch and I said at the same time.

"I am going to be late for work." Dakota said while rushing to get his things.

"See you later, Tavi." I said.

"See you later guys." Dakota said and left.

"Why did you call him Tavi?" Mitch asked

"I did?" I said with a confused look on my face.

"Yeah, you said 'See you later, Tavi.' Why is that?" Mitch asked.

"I guess I did, I don't know why." I said. Did I really call Dakota, Tavi? That is what Vinyl calls Octavia... Maybe I am also getting her habits. Mitch started getting his stuff that is needed for work.

"See you later, I need to finish getting ready for work." Mitch said and went to his room. I decided to listen to some music.

The Moon Rises

Now the hour has come at last

The soft and fading light

Has crossed the west horizon

And has bidden us goodnight

And what a lovely night it is

To walk a moonlit field

To see the softer shades

That are by starlight now revealed

So why is it that now,

When all is quiet and at rest

When candles glow and all the world

Is at its very best

The ponies of Equestria

Should lock themselves away

To shun the moon and wait instead

For Sister's sunny day?

In umbra Luna est (the moon is in shadow)

Am I so wrong to wish that they

Would see things like I do?

And am I so wrong to think

That they might love me too?

Why shouldn't they adore me?

Is it not within my right?

I'll not be overshadowed!

Mine is not the lesser light!

I've waited long enough now

For them all to come around

And though the Sun may plead and threaten,

The Moon will stand her ground

And all will know the wonder

Of my dark and jeweled sky

When all the world is wrapped

In an eternal lullaby

So say goodnight at this,

The final setting of the sun

Tomorrow dawns in darkness

The nighttime has begun!

"I didn't think it was that loud before, is the volume up?" I questioned and checked the volume. It was the same as before. "If the volume is not changed, then why is it louder?" Mitch came back into the room at that moment.

"Why is what louder?" Mitch asked.

"This video, it has never been this loud before." I said

"Is there any quiet songs to try that to?" Mitch asked

"What?" I asked back

"You know, question the computer being louder." Mitch stated

"Ponies have better sense of hearing, so it would appear louder to one." I say as I subconsciously reach up to pull my head out of my hoodie. I miss my ears where they are supposed to be and start reaching up higher. "I found the fucking horse ears..." I mumbled

"What is that?" Mitch asked

"WE HAVE FUCKING HORSE EARS!!!" I yelled at Mitch.

"I get that, I just wanted to have a joke. That's all, that's all..." Mitch said and fazed out

"Mitch." I said and got no response. "Mitch?" I said in a curious way. "Mitch! MITCH SNAP OUT OF IT" I yelled. He didn't even flinch. My ears swiveled down. "Mitch is in a trance, Dakota is at work, and I don't have any other friends that I am certain is going through this.

"ugh, well I better finish getting ready for work." Mitch said after snapping out of his trance. "Be right back!" Mitch yelled and went back into his bedroom.

"I need a break." I said before walking to the couch to my right, laying down on it, and falling asleep for a nap.

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"You're on in 5." A satllion said and left the room.

"Neon, Let's give it our all" Vinyl said in her usual lighthearted tone

"Sure thing, Got the bass canon" Neon said and started singing

"Set to ma-ma-max power" Vinyl continued

"It's gonna blow" Neon finnished. Both Neon and Vinyl laughed.

"Vinyl! Give it your all!" Octavia said while embracing Vinyl

"Sure, Tavi!" Vinyl replied cheerfully. All of a sudden, the room started shaking. Chaos himself stepped out of the wall.

"Hello, PON-3" Chaos said

"Hello, Discord." Vinyl said back without her usual tone.

"Lighten up!" Discord said and snapped his finger. Octavia started to float.

"PUT TAVI DOWN!!!" Vinyl yelled while anger built up inside her.

"Why should I?" Discord remarked mischievously.

"SHE'S MY FRIEND" Vinyl yelled while charging up a magic blast

"OCTAVIA IS MY FRIEND, TOO!" Neon yelled suddenly. Both Neon and Vinyl both tried to tackle Discord.

"You cant beat me" Discord said and slapped Neon across the floor.

"NEON!!!" Vinyl yelled and tried to buck at Discord. She landed a hit on Discord's chest

"omph! You're gonna pay for that!" Discord yelled before shooting a laser at Vinyl.

"What the?" Vinyl said before getting shot by the laser. It sent her flying 50 feet away.

"Two down, One to go" Discord said with delight. Octavia was busing bucking anything in her reach

"LET ME DOWN!" Octavia yelled in a similar tone to what she used on Vinyl

"Sure thing" Discord said before slamming her into the ground. "Ok, now to go finnish off Derpy

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"... Weird dream, huh." I said a bit grogily. I looked at the clock,3:35 P.M. I slept for about... uh... 6 hours. I'm gonna have a hard time falling asleep. I got off the couch and noticed my center of balance has changed. "Why am I standing on my toes?" I asked out loud.

I walked to the bathroom to use it and see if anything else has changed. Ears, check. Eyes, check. Cutie mark, check. Tail, check. Toes, check. Wait... Tail? I turned around to see an electric blue colored tail. I looked into the mirror again and noticed that my hair was the same color.

"What's next?" I asked out loud

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