Transformers: Revenge

"Alright everybody, we're almost there," Cosmos told the Autobots that he had taken with him.

"Thank the Allspark!" Electric Storm exclaimed, relieved.

The other Autobots looked at her. "What? I need a car wash, darn dirt roads."

"Pugh! You ain't that dirty!" Applejack shot back.

When the Autobots had picked up Electric Storm, they ran into Applewood, Pinkie, Applejack, and the stallions pulling the train. They had offered to take them all back but the stallions said they had to take the train back to the Appleoosa station.

"Am so! Just look at my paint job!"

"You're startin' to sound like Rarity."

"I am not!"

*Thud!*

"Aggghhh! Romulans!" Electric Storm screeched.

"Um, no. We landed." Nitro-x corrected.

"Well sor-ray!"

Cosmos opened the door (eager for all the quarreling to be outside him) letting out the Earth ponies and Autobots. Upon exitining Nitro-x and Electric Storm stretched out their limbs, making a few small grunting noises, then, a thought occurred to Nitro-x. "Hey, Storm?" He asked.

"Yeah?" She replied.

"How 'bout a little race?"

Electric Storm glared at her brother, "Dude, seriously?"

"What?"

"I JUST RAN THIRTY-FIVE THOUSAND STINCKIN' MILES!"

"Oh, yeah."

Electric Storm face-servoed and moved on to, well, whatever Electric Storm does I guess.

Meanwhile, Rarity, had found Starblast and the two were doing what all dating couples did when they hadn't seen each other in, oh, thirty minutes. To Applewood's astonishment Rainbow had expressed concern for her boyfriend and had even given him (when nopony was looking) a small hug (so much for NOT being that affectionate). Applejack was catching up with Braeburn, Fluttershy was helping a little prairie dog get back to his family and Pinkie was...standing next to Cosmos, watching everypony socialize, except her. "Something the matter?" Cosmos asked.

Pinkie sighed, not noticing the green Autobot next to her.

"Miss?"

"Hmm?" She finally managed.

"Are you alright?"

"Yes," She replied simply.

"You don't seem that 'alright' to me." Cosmos sat down next to the pink party pony. "So what's the matter?"

"Well..." She began slowly, took a deep breath, then quickly replied,

"IhavethiscruchonsomeponybutIdon'tknowifhehasacrus honmewhichwouldmakeitrealrealrealrealbadifIwentupt ohimandasked"heydoyouwannagoonadatewithme?"andthen hesaid"no"andthenmyheartwouldbebrokenandI'dneverbe thesameponyagain." Pinkie exhaled, before continuing."ButthenifIdidn'tsayanythinghemightactu allylikemebackbutI'dneverknowthatsothenwe'dlivethe restofourliveswonderingifweshouldasaidsomethingtoe achother."

"Oh my, that does sound like a predicament."

Pinkie nodded vigorously.

"Tell me, is this pony yellow?"

Pinkie nodded.

"Does he wear a cowboy hat?"

Pinkie nodded even harder.

"Brown mane?"

Pinkie looked at Cosmos with a funny look and nodded even harder.

"And does he look a lot like him?" Cosmos pointed to a nervous looking Braeburn, his cheeks looking as red as his apple cutie mark.

"That doesn't look a lot like him, that is him!" Pinkie replied.

"Well, then, why don't you ask him?"

The color drained from Pinkie's face, and she hid behind Cosmos' leg.

"What's wrong now?"

"I don't think I can ask him now, maybe next year!" Pinkie grinned fakely at Cosmos.

"Pinkie, he knows you want to go out with him."

Pinkie Pie swallowed and squeaked. "He does?"

"Uh-huh."

"Guess it wouldn't be very nice of me to ignore him until next year even though it might save me from unmentionable pains, huh?"

"Probably not."

The pink mare swallowed, "O-okay, here goes..."

Soon, a very happy Braeburn was jumping up and down, Pinkie Pie was giggling, and a very smug-looking Cosmos was watching them. After a few minutes, Electric Storm walked up. "Hey Cosmos, what's shaking?"

"Oh, nothing." He vented. "Just united two young ponies who were fond of each other without the other one even knowing, before today, anyway."

"What?"

"I hooked Pinkie up with Braeburn," Cosmos answered bluntly.

Electric Storm faceservoed. "Greeeeaatt, more of that lovey-dovey mush stuff."

"And what's wrong with a little romance?" Cosmos snapped back.

"What's wrong? WHAT'S WRONG?! IT WAS THE MAIN REASON EARTH WENT DOWN THE TUBES! THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG!"

"Well, excuse me for bringing two hearts together. Can I help it if I like a little romance every now and then?"

"YES!"

"Well, for your information, it gets very lonely in space, and reading romance helps pass the time."

"WHY DON'T YOU WATCH SOME SPORTS?! THAT PASSES TIME!"

"All the humans play is boring old soccer, and I'm tired of soccer."

"I DO NOT CARE!"

Cosmos was about to make another snappy comeback, but all of the sudden hundreds of jets could be heard overhead. Mainly because there were hundreds of jets overhead. One of the jets dive bombed down in the middle of the town, but right before a large CRASH, its cockpit opened, a yellow robot popped out, and the jet transformed into-

"Starscream!" Optimus exclaimed.

"Greetings, Autobots!" The yellow robot sneered in that sneery way bad guys sneer. "I am Skorponok, second in command of the Decepticons, humble servant of Lord Starscream, and bringer of-"

Suddenly, an earthquake rumbled beneath them for a few minutes, before a large green and purple scorpion came out from the ground, transformed into a robot, Skorponok transformed into a head, and popped onto the top of the scorpion/robot's chest as its head. "-your doom!"