Part 2 : A Longer Chapter than the Last One...
Bomb looked bored as she sat on a rock, watching Erie pace on the roof of the cave.
"Ya know what? I think we should just go and grief some players." Bomb said as she waved a hoof in the air.
"If you haven't noticed Bomb, we're not on the server anymore!" Erie yelled and he continued pacing.
Bomb sighed, "Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to look around."
"Wait! Take me with you" Erie called and he crawled/ran/scurried after her on the ceiling.
"Okay, so it's daylight. But, where is everyone?" Bomb asked as she emerged from the cave.
"Who are you?! Why are you here?!" another voice hissed.
"Eep!" Bomb screeched.
"Calm down! I don't want to blow up again!" Erie said as he took a step towards the voice. "I'm Erie, this is Bomb. I'm a spider and she's a creeper. If your wondering mob-talker was talking to my sister and my cousin so no I am not an anime girl."
"Whats a mob-talker?" the voice asked.
"Oops. I guess this isn't Minecraft then?" Erie answered a question with a question.
"Of course not silly! This is Equestria!" another voice answered and a bubble-gum pink pony popped out of a bush.
"Gah! How did you even fir in that bush! It's half your size!" Bomb cried out, her fuse almost being lit.
"With Pinkie Pie, we don't really ask questions..." a purple unicorn said as she walked out of the forest. "Why are you guys here? And why do you have eight legs?"
"I'm Eire the spider and this is Bomb, she's a creeper so don't startle her." Erie replied.
"What's a creeper?" the unicorn looked confused.
"A green thing that explodes when startled." Erie replied.
"Oh, is that all?" the unicorn replied with a sarcastic tone.
"Is that all you have to say." Erie replied with a skeptic look.
"Well how am I supposed to react to that?!" the unicorn retorted. "You have eight legs, you have green splotches all over you and you can explode when startled!"
"Well, I can also explode when I'm angry. During the day I can only respawn in a cave, but at night we can respawn wherever we wish. Which means we can go back to the ssssserver and grief all we want!" Bomb thought out loud.
"It may not be that easy Bomb, remember when we tried to respawn outside that house?" Erie continued the thought.
"Oh yeah! And we were only 1,200 blocks away!" Bomb ended.
"Hey! You ponies are new so I'm gonna throw a party!" the pink pony exclaimed.
"But we don't even know you?" Bomb replied.
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Part 1 : What in the Nether...?
Erie crawled up the wooden house, Bomb stood below, peering into the window.
"No one is home." Bomb called from the ground, although to the players on the server it just sounded like hisssss......
"Are you sure? Last time we did this another noob popped out to kill us." Erie called back from the roof as he looked for a window. "Then again, the swarm is gonna kill us if we keep on griefing the players."
"Why are you always so worried about the swarm! Most of them burn in the sunlight so if we come out here we'll be safe." Bomb replied.
"I just don't think-" they were cut off by Bomb hissing and a hoard of Steves rushing out with diamond swords and armor.
"Oh nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope!" Bomb yelled as she was hit and her fuse was lit.
"Oh great balls of fire-" Erie muttered as they all exploded...well at least Bomb did. Erie was hit a few times with a diamond sword before he fell down, about to die.
Before he could respawn he heard the noobs chanting in the text:
Youtube Video
Friggin noobs...
Chuck Norris looked down upon this nooby server and thought to himself: I figured this would happen...
He waved his mighty hand and made them respawn in a place where griefing could be done in peace...I think.
The other reason he might've sent them there was because he is God and what he says goes...no exceptions!
Bomb respawned, but not in the usual cave. She spawned in an entirely different cave...no pixels...
"What in the nether is this place?" Bomb muttered to herself as she studied the room.
Suddenly, weird 3D pony things with holes appeared in front of her.
Bomb panicked and her fuse was lit, her green body flashed white before she exploded and took the weird pony things with her.
She looked around, as she respawned once more. This was their cave wasn't it?
Then she looked down and their bodies lay in front of the spawning point.
"So...I'm the only one who spawns around here?" she said out loud.
Erie appeared in the cave a few minutes later.
"Erie! What happened to you!" Bomb screamed.
He looked like one of those pony things....only with eight legs.
"Same to you!" Erie replied after glancing at himself.
Bomb looked down, her body was like those pony-things. She was still green, but she had hooves! After two minutes of screaming she exploded and respawned once more.
.....I wrote too fast didn't I....well my house is on fire so....hold on for a second. I gotta text my mom.
