the failed kidnapping

"Oh geez, oh shit oh fuck."

"Look where another one of your 'brilliant' plans got us!"

"Just stick to the plan!"

"The same plan that Comstock ruined?!"

"I admit, I thought this would end better!"

"Just shut up, get Comstock, and get the hell out of here."

Alright, oh by the way, Cthulu's been killed by Celestia."

"That little... Cthulu still owes me thirty bits!"

"Who cares about thirty bits? Right now, all that matters is that no one else gets killed."

"...oh my God when YOU'RE the voice of reason, we're all screwed."

"Hey, I have my days. Oh God it's the random changeling."

"Wait what's it doing... he fired at us!"

"That's what she said."

"REALLY?! AT A TIME LIKE THIS, YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT?!"

"Hey man, I am who I am."

The two finally found Comstock. Amongst countless changeling corpses. Dark Heart glared at comstock, "Goddammit comstock, why do you always do this?" Comstock looked down, "I'm trying alright?"