A Night with Celestia.
It's late at night in the royal castle of Canterlot. Princess Luna has now taken over to rule the night.
'How in the name of Celestia could this have happened to you?, you ask yourself as you walk down the grand halls of Canterlot Castle, pushing a food cart that had a plate of desert. You couldn't stop your heart from beating so rapidly, nor could you clear your mind of any... ahem... naughty thoughts as you were heading towards.... Princess Celestia's bedroom.
And why? You were no royal guard, nor any royal blood relatives coming for a visit, not a pupil of Celestia, and you were definitely no Princess Luna, her little sister. You, Anon, weren't a buffy, built stallion like the royal guards were. You didn't' have a super-skinny frame, lithe and athletic, but still. You were nothing much to look at, not like Captain Shining Armor. In a way, you sorta envied Shining, for being able to see her so often, let alone talk to her. You were a shy colt, beyond that, just one of her servants. So why was Celestia doing this? You feel yourself gulp. Why did Celestia ask you to be her personal playmate?!
The thought kept running through his brain, going at 88 miles per hour, and unable to think why he would be so lucky to be asked to be near royalty. Then again, you even wonder why Celestia would find such a plain-looking pony as interesting enough as to... tease him in such ways as she has been doing the past couple days...
You count the ways:
1) You're helping with the cooking, Celestia comes in to check on the food. You were making Celestia's favorite strawberry-vanilla cake. You take a taste test, then she does. Celestia saw some frosting on your cheek. Without breaking stride, Celestia leaned in and licked the frosting off your cheek, then giggling and saying, "You taste sweet." Your heart went bonkers after that.
2) You're all alone in the bath quarters; just minding your own business, relaxing. In comes Celestia without her chest gear, foot gear, or tiara, coming into the bath. She asked you if you were to scrub her back! Let's just say this Sun Alicorn sorta overheated you enough to faint in the water.
3) You're walking down the hall, returning to the kitchen after serving your Princess with that yummy cake. Celestia came walking up beside you... brushing her big royal flank along your side, saying to me, "Let's have tea sometime."
4) You've dosed off a bit while resting against a tree after a little gardening. In comes Celestia in a playful manner of tickling your snout with her long luxurious tail. You wake up with a start seeing her enormous plot, and the sunlight reflecting off it.
5) And.... just today! You're sweeping the floor, minding your own business, and when you look up, too late, your face bumps right into the royal booty of Celestia; which you confirm to some part in your brain, is softer than a marshmallow. She just chuckled apologetically, saying, "Oops. Sorry. They say my flank gets in the way at times.
As you think, you know the list went on, yet were you were thinking about every embarrassing incident you had with Celestia all at once. You shake your head, trying to keep your mind clear and focus. You were Celestia's servants, you shouldn't even be thinking of naughty stuff that involved her. But why couldn't you help thinking about Celestia. She never treated you like a servant, and at every turn didn't show any embarrassment at those would-be compromising moments. In fact, she was always friendly towards you.
Every day you served the Sun Princess, you knew you had feelings for her. There was no denying that you had a crush on her. You had to stop pushing the food cart you were currently pushing, and read the letter on top of the tray. This had to be some wild dream, but there was no doubt about it:
Dear, Anon
After Luna relieves me for the night, meet me in my chambers. I thought you and me could enjoy the night together.
Celestia.
P.S. Don't forget to bring that yummy cake too.
You feel your heart beat again, if not even faster as you see Celestia's John Hancock at the bottom of the letter. When you first read the letter, you wondered why Celestia used such a wide piece of paper. When you looked at the bottom, you immediately knew why. Not a signing of her name, nor her signature royal stamp... but an imprint of her royal rumpus on the letter. As you saw, the damn paper wasn't wide enough.
What in Equestria could Celestia mean by 'enjoy the night together'? It couldn't be any hanky-panky... could it? You shake your head, regaining focus. Whatever the reason was, it was your duty to obey Princess Celestia, no matter the cost, but you had brace yourself for whatever might happen. You did serve Princess Luna from time to time, and you knew she often complained about something in regards to her big sister, be it a prank on Luna or otherwise.
Well.... you had reached Celestia's bedchamber. You take deep breaths, mentally forced your libido down a normal operating procedure, and thought to yourself, 'A princess you actually have a crush on wants to meet with you... you're the luckiest colt in Equestria. What could be better, and what's the weirdest thing that could happen?'
(Okay. When a situation like this happens, when is it ever 'tame')
You clear your throat, and tapped a hoof on Celestia's door.
"Good evening~"
As soon as you hear Celestia's silky soft, sweet voice, your heart just about sank. Remember! You had your duty! In a split-second, you regained your composure.
"I-It's me, Your Majesty." you say, trying to at least let her know you were a professional.
"Come right in." Celestia replied with a sort of excited giggle.
No turning back now. Remember your mantra, 'Never Give Up. Never Surrender.' You turn the doorknob and opened the door, and you proceeded to go on in with your tray.
"I brought the cake..."
You cut yourself off short; almost losing all self-control as soon as you saw it! Not four feet ahead of you there was Celestia, minus all her royal wardrobe, tiara included. That wasn't why your eyeballs nearly popped out of their sockets, it was the fact that Celestia's royal booty was facing you! Her royal sun cutie marked emblazoned on those royal flanks glistened in her sweat. Celestia seemed to be in a sort of stretching exercise, for her top-half of her body was near the floor, her front legs outward, while her back half was in the air, legs spread wide apart, and that rump of hers was in full view. Her long, flowing multicolor tail was off to her side, so her arse was in a real full view.
"Good evening, Anon." Celestia greeted you cheerfully as she raised her upper body and turned her neck to grace you with that friendly smile of hers. It's night, yet somehow that smile of hers shone like her sunshine.
"G-g-good evening, Your Highness." you stammer out, struggling to regain her composure. Celestia's rear end was still facing you, and she kept that dang smile of hers.
"You can set the tray over there. I'm almost done with this." Celestia giggled, seeing the blush in your cheeks.
"Yes, ma'am." you say, wheeling the food cart over to the side. Celestia goes back to her stretching. You try not to stare at the... position she was in her stretching.... dammit, how can you not stare?
"1...2.. 3...4... 5..." Celestia counts to herself aloud, keeping her upper body low to the ground, while keeping that behind of hers stretched up in the air. When she reached the count of 10, Celestia raised herself up, having a relieved smile on her face. "Ahhhhhh, that was good." Celestia glanced over to you. "You may make yourself at home, Sir Anon. Or do you want to join me in a few stretches?"
You turned your gaze onto her, somehow your blush got redder. You don't know if it was Celestia's sweet voice in the way she said that, or the unchanged fact she was still in a wide stance.
"Umm... what kind of stretches are these, if I may ask, Princess?" you ask, trying not to make your stare obvious.
"It's okay to call me Celestia in here, Sir Anon." Celestia chuckled.
"N-no no. That would be improper on my part as your servant, Princess Celestia." you stammer.
"Well for tonight, you aren't my servant. You are a pony I requested for a night of fun." Celestia stated, having a confident smile. That was the part that gripped your heart from those words and in her letter. What kind of 'night of fun'? "Your Princess commands it." Celestia finished with a know-it-all, playful smirk, which turned into an adorable smile. "So, let's enjoy tonight, Anon."
"As you wish... Celestia." you reluctantly say, unable to resist that damn, adorable smile. You looked away, unable to stop blushing. However what brought you back to her was the new set of stretches she was doing.
"One and two and three and four..." Celestia counted to herself aloud as... She was squatting her back hind legs! You try to look away out of embarrassment, but you can't! Every time Celestia brought her back legs down then up, it set her royal can a-bouncin' something fierce. You knew Celestia wasn't the most fit pony in Equestria; not fat by any means, but not trim either. You knew she loved sweets, and it definitely showed it in that big bottom of hers. Those white booty cheeks bounced and jiggled in each squat; each as big as... well damn near the size as one of your good friend Pumpkin Pie's home-grown pumpkins. Each cheek measured a solid 25 inches in width.... a 50 inch wide plot?! (Slap me for that! >.< I'm a stickler for big butts!) How can that be you thought. Well given her Alicorn height at 7 feet tall, minus her horn, it was a given. Seems that all the calories she consumed knew where to go, down under.
"Do you want to try it out with me, Anon? This really helps the calves." Celestia offered, still having that warm smile.
You almost didn't answer her, for your gaze was locked on her big sun cutie mark bouncing along with the jigglations of her big royal caboose. "Oh uh!" you snap out of it. "I think I'm okay."
"Okay then." Celestia replied, as she stopped her plot-squats. Now she was doing something far more shameless around you. She still kept her wide stance, not even moving her body, but she was making her flank muscles tense up for a second then relaxed, then repeated the process, which also made her royal booty jiggle when relaxing. "This really help the flank muscles." stated Celestia proudly.
You knew you were staring, and you knew you can't stare. Be professional you curse at yourself.
"Goodness, Anon, you keep blushing like that, you might become hotter than the sun." giggled Celestia, bringing you out of your staring stupor.
"Ye-yes, Your Heinie... I mean Celestia!" You can't believe you just said that! Hopefully the Sun Alicorn didn't thought you were just correcting your addressing of her name and not Her highness Heine. You shut your eyes, cursing yourself for such a obvious, vulgar mistake, knowing you're at fault. "Please forgive my misnaming you. I don't have any excuse!" you bow to her, keeping your eyes shut.
Celestia only chuckled at your embarrassment. "It's quite all right, Anon." her horn glowed as her magic levitated a towel to wipe her sweat off.
You raise your head, seeing Celestia was beside you. The difference in your sizes really made you feel embarrassed; Celestia being 7ft tall, you being nearly 5ft. "You really don't have to be embarrassed around me." said Celestia being buddy-buddy with Anon, bumping his side playfully with that big royal flank of hers. You felt it dragged along his side up to his shoulder.
"Ah!" Celestia suddenly shrieked. You snap out of your funk to see you Princess squatting her whole body down, looking pained. "Ow ow ow..." she cried with the most adorable voice ever.
"What wrong?" you ask, aiding her.
"I... may have overdone it a little exercising. I have a cramp." Celestia winced.
"Where?" you ask.
"In my flank!" Celestia cried. You mentally kick yourself. Of course she would get a cramp there; all those butt-exercises. "If it's too much trouble, would you massage it?"
Your eyes go wide. You couldn't believe she was really asking you this, not even a hint of shyness in her request. Massage her bum!?!?! In one corner of your mind, you're thanking whatever deity placed him in this situation. (No problem, buddy XD) But the other corner was yelling at you to remain professional. "With all due respect, Celestia, I don't think I'm qualified for such a thing." you say, being polite.
"It'll be okay." Celestia assured." "But it really hurrrrrrrts~ Won't you help your princess in distress?"
Okay, now it seemed like she was really teasing you with how she made her plea. But how can you say no to her adorable, pleading face? Finally you caved in: "I do want to help my Princess anyway I can."
"Thank you, Anon." Celestia smiled. Her wings expanded, taking her up and she lays herself on her bed. "I'm ready now."
By Starswirl's beard, your brain says as Celestia's massive plot was presented to you as she laid herself out on the bed. Bottom-heavy was the understatement of the millennium. Those white cheeks seemed to jiggle without even her moving, rising and falling to her breathing, looking so soft. You knew how soft it was, you had more than once incident regarding it. You just have to massage her butt, you say to yourself, trying keep 'Mr. Happy ' from coming out of his home. You really wanted to help Celestia out, she was in pain after all..... or was she really?
"Ooooooooooh~ it hurts so much, Anon~" Celestia's cry snapped you out of it.
"Y-yes!" you exclaim.
You lift both your hooves to touch Celestia's cramped buns. It slightest touch made her butt-meat jiggle a good couple a seconds, eliciting a slight "ooooooooh~" from the princess. "Your hooves are kind of cold~" she whined.
Quickly, you rub your hooves together to warm them up. Not wanting to keep Princess Celestia waiting, you bring your hooves back onto her quivering cheeks. Celestia shifted her thighs and hips a bit, molding to her bed. Celestia's ass was softer than marshmallows if that's even possible, yet it was firm to the touch at the same time, having the best amount of meat to make this royal flank malleable. You press your hooves hard enough so it wouldn't hurt the princess. You were somehow keeping a calm, cool face as your hooves rubbed and kneaded circles on and around Celestia's oh-so-soft keister. Funny, despite all the workout she does, her booty was still big and fat in the right areas.
"Mmmmmmmmmm~" you hear Celestia moan in the happiest manner possible. "You have miracle hooves, dear Anon."
"How're you feeling?"
"Ooooh getting better." you can tell Celestia was really enjoying your massage.
To be able to massage, let alone even touch this massive royal butt, you could probably die happy now with no regrets. You shake your mind out of your lusting haze, probably needing to end this now before a certain part decides to make himself welcome. He reluctantly took her hooves off Celestia's well-rubbed cheeks. "How do you feel now?"
The princess stood up, having a pleased look on her face. "Ooooooh, much better. Than--whoa!" Celestia lost her footing on the bed as the silk sheets didn't provide much friction. Your view gets slammed by Celestia's colossal can as she stumbled backwards, knocking you flat on your back and her booty on your face. Thank Faust for the soft bed, otherwise your situation would be even more painful. Your vision was black, but your sense of feeling knew you were right underneath your Princess' big butt.
"Oh my! Sorry." Celestia apologetically chuckled. she lifted her butt of your face, well, more like slide her butt of your face. "I hope I didn't crush you."
'Maybe my pride' you thought. 'Maybe not.'
After that whole mess was taken care of, you and Celestia sat outside on her balcony, sitting on big, super-soft cushions. You share that yummy strawberry-vanilla cake with your princess, stargazing at Luna's night.
"Wow. I never really had the chance to enjoy your sister's night." you say to Celestia captivated by the night sky.
"Yes, my sister does know how to work her magic." said Celestia smiling.
Your mind and body feel at peace. You're with the princess you've been crushing on for days, enjoying the cool night air. Sure that whole situation back there really tested your self-control, but it was all worth it. You can't help but stare at Celestia's beauty shining even in the night. Her multicolored mane blew in the night breeze.
You then felt a shift in your cushion. You look to your left and see Celestia moving right up beside you. The blush in your cheeks retuned with a vengeance, heart racing like Rainbow Dash on caffeine.
"Like another slice of cake?" Celestia offered, using her magic form her glowing horn to levitate the small plate of cake over to both of them.
"Um... no thank you. I'm pretty full." you kindly objected.
Celestia levitated the plate to the ground, having a cheeky grin on her face. "So.... 'Princess Heinie' you muttered earlier."
D'oh!
"I am so sorry for that. I-it just slipped out, I don't know what I was thinking.... I..."
"Oh I think I understand. But, be honest... is my plot that big?"
Your shade of red went darker. "I... I...."
"There have been rumors spreading throughout the castle, that I have a fat flank."
"well... 'fat' isn't the word I'd choose to describe it."
"I was always a little concerned with my weight. That's why I've been exercising, but..."
"I... don't really have any complaints about it." you stammer.
"You don't?" Celestia asked.
"No, no. I like it. I MEAN-!" you shut yourself up, now feeling really inadequate to the princess. he turned his head away, eyes closed in embarrassment.
Celestia looked over to her sat can, then back to you. "You like it?"
You couldn't say anything, but you nodded, being honest. You feel Celestia sit up off the cushion. You opened your eyes to see Celestia's giant badonkadonk in your line of vision. Your eyes went wide as saucers.
"Tell me." Celestia looked back at you, holding her butt a mere inch away from your face. "What is it about this royal plot do you like? Be honest."
You can't see her face, but you can tell from her teasing expression that she was grinning.
"You want honest? I'll be straight with you." taking a deep breath, you let it out. "I love every inch of this royal plot! I admit it! But it's not just that! Ever since you hired me to be your servant, I can't stop thinking about you; your cute face, your smile, how you treat everyone with kindness, even that playful side of you. I don't deserve being in your presence, a lowly Earth Pony like me in the grace of a goddess like you, but I thank whoever that got me here, so I can tell you this directly! I love every part of you, my princess! I... I LOVE YOU CELESTIA!!!!!"
Your heartfelt voice echoed throughout all of Canterlot. Celestia was definitely surprised. Everypony within the Canterlot grounds heard your echoing words. Even Princess Luna in the throne room was surprised.
"Wow~" was all she could say, not even in her royal Cantlerlot tone.
Back with you and Celestia, you stood up, feeling ashamed and embarrassed what you admitted to your crush. "I'm sorry." you started to walk off. "that must've been pretty embarrassing to you. I-I'll go now."
As you walk, you have your head down, not looking where you were going as you walked face first into Celestia’s rump, stopping you in your tracks. Your muzzle was momentarily buried in soft, warm flesh, giving like a marshmallow around your face. It took you a moment to collect your wits, and another moment to pull back. Celestia was looking over her shoulder smiling a bit wider than before. She then turned herself around to look into your eyes directly, having a dreamy look.
"You love me?" she asked in a beaming hopeful manner.
You perk up, blushing again. "Yes. Really, I do. I love you so much."
"That's why I teased you so much. Truth is... I really love you too!" Celestia beamed with such happiness she glomped you to the ground, hugging you so tight, not letting you go. Her wings were deployed, flapping furiously like she was ready to take off and take you with her.
"You always know how to make me smile, Anon!" cheered Celestia. "I feel like the luckiest princess in the world. You looked so down the past couple days, I wanted to change that."
"You make me feel like the luckiest colt in the world." you admit. "I've been wanting to tell you that without my tongue being tied."
Before you say anything else, your beloved princess locks her lips with yours in the most heartfelt manner possible. You didn't know how long this kiss lasted and you didn't give a buck. All you knew was you didn't want it to end. But your kiss did end, Celestia looking into your eyes.
"So, do you still want to have our fun tonight?" she asked you, smiling gleefully. She lowered down, whispering in your ear. "But let's save the 'real deal' for another fun night."
Your heart could just about give out at this point, and you wouldn't care. "Sounds good to me." you had the biggest grin on your face.
Celestia picks herself off you, allowing you to stand, but... Celestia turned to face her big royal tush in your direction again. "You didn't answer my question though. How much do you love my royal tush?" she chuckled in a naughty manner.
"Well... I..." you babble as you're being backed up by her booty.
"Come on. Tell me." Celestia ordered, puckering her lips in a cute pout as she moved backwards towards you. She jiggled rump as she shook her hips in her stride. You're backed up against the wall with that massive fanny closed in on your face. You felt the heat off her backside, warm as the sun. Celestia's big white plot rubbed sensually back and forth, her voluptuous curves softly gave in and conformed to the shape of your face. Such softness, such suppleness, truly an Alicorn's behind.
"So the sayings are true. Big can be better at times." Celestia chuckled to herself as she slowly moved her titanic tushie up and down and across your face. She's not pushing her butt in so much that you couldn't breathe, though you were inhaling nothing but Celestia's sweet scent. Celestia jiggled her bubbly booty against your face with glee as your hooves came up to rub and kneed that butt-meat like before.
"Guess I'm glad I snuck a couple extra slices of cake all those nights." Celestia admitted to herself, giggling like a pervert in her mind.
Her long tail rubbed along your shoulders and back as you worship Celestia's mighty bum.
It was official, tonight had been the best night of your life.
The End.... no pun intended.
Author's Note
Well... I hope I didn't damage anybody's psyche heh heh heh.
Anyhoo and y'all got any interesting ideas for this. Not necessarily hanky-panky stuff but naughty fun, ecchi stuff, leave your comments below