A tight situation

  “Ngh… stop… please stop, it hurts.” Tighty cried. Big Mac immediately pulled his shaft away from her incredibly tight pussy. He hadn’t even slid an inch into her and it was extremely painful for the mare.

  “Ah’m sorry Ms. Whitey… ah didn’t mean tah hurt yah.” Big Mac stammered. The mare, and her friend, had persuaded the stallion to try and take her virginity. However, he, like the so many other stallions in Equestria, was simply too big to fit into her snatch.

  Tighty Whitey sighed regretfully. “No, it’s not your fault Mac… I’m sorry for putting you through this. Maybe we could go get some ice-cream sometime… or something.” Whitey said with a faint smile. Mac nodded as Tighty slid out from underneath his massive frame and started to trot away with her friend.

  Tighty looked over to her orange furred friend. PP, short for Puzzle Piece, was Tighty’s best friend in the whole world. Puzzle was a white earth mare with cherry red eyes. Both mares were in well physical form. Puzzle had a cutie mark of a puzzle piece and was rather genius when it came to solving ridiculous problems.

  Tighty on the other hand was a light sky blue pegasus with a cutie mark of a square box. She had never understood what in all of Equestria it meant, but it was her cutie mark.

  Tighty had been foalhood friends with Puzzle since both could remember and shared everything together. When Puzzle first talked about sex, it made Tighty shy away from the concept. That is, until she entered her first heat cycle.

  However, that was not the most painful thing for her to endure. The most painful thing was that no stallion in all Equestria was small enough to fit into her snooch. So the duo had set off to find a stallion that could finally take her virginity.

  Puzzle sighed. “Maybe we shouldn’t have searched for that guy if his name was ‘Big’ Mac.” Puzzle told her close friend, putting extreme emphasis on ‘Big’. Tighty sighed then flopped down onto her flank and pouted.

  “Oh… it’s just not fair… mares always take about small penises like it’s a bad thing… but for me it’s a good thing and I can’t even find one.” She pouted. Puzzle flopped down beside her friend in the orchard pasture and the two looked to the sky.

  Puzzle thought to herself… and thought… and thought until her puzzler was sore. “Ugh… my head hurts.” Puzzler commented as she held the sides of her head, trying to force away her sudden headache.

  “So… what do we do now?” Tighty asked, but just as she asked, Puzzle clapped her hooves together.

  “I got it!” She cheered in excitement. Tighty tilted her head to see her very excited friend in close proximity with her face.

  “Uhm… what do you have?” Tighty asked curiously, completely forgetting about the task at hoof. Puzzle facehoofed then grabbed her friend and pulled her up.

  “I have the solution to your problem… and it might be easier than we thought.” Puzzle stated then began to tug her friend along, who was still curious about what she in mind.

*          *          *

  “WHAT!” Twilight gasped in absolute shock. Never in her life had she ever had any request like this.

  Puzzle scowled. “Okay… I’ll say this one more time, REALLY SLOWLY. Measure the inside of her snatch, then teleport a stallion to us that will fit inside of her.” Puzzle replied, almost like it was a simple request.

  “I… I… I… th… tha…” Twilight sputtered and Puzzle grabbed the princess and began shaking her violently.

  “Goddess dammit Twilight! Hurry, time is a precious resource!” Puzzle yelled at the dumbfounded princess.

  “Uhm… okay… but I still don’t like this…” Twilight replied. The purple alicorn princess laid Tighty down on her bed then splayed her hindlegs apart with her magic. Twilight scratched her chin in confusion.

  “How do we measure the diameter of the inner vaginal walls?” She asked scientifically. Puzzle placed her hoof on her own face then groaned loudly.

  “Don’t say that… it sounds… queer. Say stuff like ‘Pussy’ or ‘Cunt’.” Puzzle told the princess who in turn blushed furiously. “Anyway, back on task… Don’t you have something labeled ‘Cunt measurer…er… measurerer.” Puzzle tried to figure out how to say the word and make it sound science-y.

  “Uhm… no.” Twilight replied. “Why would scientists make something to measure a vagina diameter?” Twilight asked.

  “Cunt.” Puzzle replied.

  “Excuse me!?” Twilight gasped, thinking the pony had just called her a rude name.

  “Call it a cunt… vagina sounds… queer.” Puzzle replied.

  “Oh… okay… uhm, why would scientists make a… Cunt measurer?” Twilight asked, still curious about the whole subject. ‘I’ll definitely have to send a letter to Princess Celes…’ Her thoughts trailed off as she answered her own question.

  “THAT’S IT!” Twilight yelled excitedly.

  Both Puzzle and Tighty looked to her. “What’s it?” The duo both asked. This time it was Twilight who facehoofed.

  “Princess Celestia can help us!” Twilight replied. Puzzle and Tighty looked to each other and then back to the excited princess.

*          *          *

  “Uhm… are you sure… this is how… you measure my… ooh… ahh...” Tighty tried to speak but couldn’t find the willpower. “My vagina?” She finally asked.

  Celestia pulled her mouth away from Tighty’s lower lips. “No, I just wanted a taste of your essence.” Celestia replied before standing up and wiping her lips. “Oh, and call it a pussy. Vagina sounds… weird.” Celestia stated. The young mare blushed.

  ‘Wow… the princess is really thorough… I don’t think I’ve ever had an orgasm like that in my entire life.’ Tighty thought to herself as she shakily stood to her hooves. “Uhm… so what do we do?” Tighty asked.

  Celestia scratched the back of her head. “Hmm… I GOT IT!” Celestia announced.

  “Really!? What do we do?” Tighty asked. Celestia grabbed the trio in her magical aura then rushed to her sister’s chambers.

*          *          *

  “Wait… WHAT!?” Luna gasped, completely awe struck by her sister’s demand.

  Celestia facehoofed. “Luna, when you help ponies with their dreams, who is shameful about the size of their cock?” Celestia asked.

  “Uhm… I don’t know.” Luna replied. Celestia groaned irritably then grabbed her sister and shook her.

  “Dammit Luna! This is an emergency. Who has the smallest cock in Equestria?!”Celestia boomed. Luna blushed furiously. The younger sister had never really paid attention to ‘those’ details.

  “I uhm… I don’t know who has the smallest penis sister.” Luna replied.

  “CALL IT A COCK!” Celestia, Twilight and Puzzle all yelled. Luna blushed furiously then scratched her head in thought.

  “Oh! I know who might be able to help us.” Luna gasped in excitement before taking the group in her magic aura and rushing off to her niece’s empire.

*          *          *

  “WHAT!?” Cadence gasped, completely in shock about the request. Luna facehoofed.

  “Who has the smallest peni… cock, in Equestria.” Luna replied. Cadence scratched the back of her head.

  “I uhm… I don’t know.” Cadence replied.

  “WHAT?!” Celestia gasped. “Cadence, you’re the mare of love! How can you not know who has the smallest cock?!” Celestia gasped, resulting in Cadence’s cheeks turning bright cherry red.

  “Uhm… because I don’t usually go… you know… looking down there.” She replied.

  The group of five all sighed depressingly. Tighty sighed to herself. “Oh… now I’ll never get laid.” She pouted.

  “WAIT!” Celestia yelled and everypony froze. “I know what to do.” She stated and everypony waited in heavy anticipation… but Celestia didn’t answer the question at hoof. “Why didn’t I think of this before.” She squealed in excitement.

*          *          *

  “Oh, Becky, come on.” George Shrinks pleaded to his best friend. She shook her head.

  “I’m sorry George… but you’re ‘WAYYYY’ too small for me.” Becky replied. George sighed to himself as Becky walked away. Only a few days ago, he started getting… urges. He didn’t understand what they were at first and was almost scared by the feelings he got. That is, until he found one of his dad’s ‘special’ magazines. The ones his father had always told him not to look at.

  Inside the magazine were depictions of all the special spots on a woman. George had begun to play with himself but soon found that he himself, could never satisfy the urges he got. And now, he had absolutely no way of satisfying those urges.

  Suddenly a bright flash of light blinded him and his mind went blank. Eventually his mind came into focus and he found himself lying on a cold tile floor in a throne room. “Huh… whoa… what a weird dream.” He muttered then his eyes went wide as he spotted several large unicorns things standing around him.

  “Unicorns…” He muttered. Celestia rolled her eyes then splayed her wings wide.

  “Alicorns actually.” She informed the young boy. George just nodded in fascination. ‘This is one weird dream.’ He thought to himself, but little did he know, the dream was actually reality.

  “Wow… this is crazy.” George muttered. Celestia nodded.

  “I think he’s small enough.” She commented. George raised an eyebrow.

  “Small enough for what?” He asked curiously.

  Celestia smiled as she took the boy in her magical aura and lifted him up. “Do you see that mare, the blue pegasus?” She asked and George nodded. “We need you to take her virginity.” She informed George who simply gasped.

  “What!? I… I… I can’t do that.” He gasped, utterly stricken by the weird request.

  Tighty’s face saddened greatly as she sighed then turned to trot away. “Well… thank you your highness… but I guess I’ll never…” She trailed off as she sniffled sadly. Her sadness struck George’s heart painfully.

  “Wait…” George called out and Tighty stopped. “I… I uhm… kind of have a similar problem…” George stated with a blush.

  “SEE! Problem solved!” Celestia cheered. “Okay, it’s easy: just stick your cock in her cunt and voila!” Celestia announced. Both George and Tighty brought their hand/hoof, to their face in utter embarrassment of the princess’s bluntness.