A Few Good Grunts

Adler ship captain and sniper was on guard duty near the Vladstag in Xylvania. After the defeat at Tundra guards were posted everywhere all the time due to possible counter attack by the Alliance of Nations. Adler seriously doubted it though both sides where down on fire power afterwards so it pretty much ended there. He turned on his radio on and talked to one of the other guards.

"Hey you have any idea why we're even still working for the Kaiser anymore?" asked Adler.

"I don't know know." came over the radio.

"Ok." said Adler back.

He had almost forgotten all of the other guards were idiots beyond compare. Probably because of the horrible living conditions him and the others were crammed in he was seriously thinking about faking his death or something. He had no family to speak of and this job sucked and the only upside was he got to shoot tons of guns. The Kaiser wasn't even in charge anymore he was  only in charge during this war because he attacked his own country and took over.

All of a sudden Adler couldn't see a thing and started  yelling, "Hey where is everything"

Soon Adler woke up to be greeted by by a huge black bug thing yelling at him asking how he got in to her kingdom. Leaving him saying "wait what?"