A Few Good Grunts

by nesguy

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Human, Alternate Universe
Length: 1162

Meet Tom,Albert,and Adler some regular grunts doing their daily work.

Meet Tom,Albert,and Adler some regular grunts doing their daily work. When they all get teleported to Equestria! What will they do?! Follow Tom of the Western Frontier,Albert of the Tundran Territories, and Adler of Xylvania on their misadventures in Equestria.
cover art from here: [Link] Battalion wars belongs to Nintendo mlp:fim belongs to Hasbro.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-17 00:36:29 UTC

Prologue

Long Ago before the lightning wars began a strange power roamed the multiverse that could send any thing it wanted to alternate universes ,and even dimensions and back. So to ensure that this power never grew to be a nuisance to his army lord Ferrok trapped this power and hid it away in a box under the Iron tower which was made specifically  to power the box holding this power. So when the lightning war  ended and the tower was destroyed they had to find a alternative. So what was left of the Iron Legion made the Centopath to hold the box along with the graveyard of their  fallen comrades. It was not until later that it was found out that the Iron legion could be resurrected. Thus Countess Ingrid of Xylvania  made the grave mistake of calling the Legion once again ,but was soon defeated and the Centopath was destroyed freeing this power. This power stayed dormant until after the second war between the Alliance of Nations and Xylvania.

Meanwhile at the Western Frontier......

Chapter one: recon

Tom was doing some last minute tune ups on his recon before his recon mission. He was a grunt with some medical skills under his belt and knew how to drive the recon. In fact he was only doing this mission to make sure that there where no more Xylvanians in Frontier borders. "Hey Tom" said a Voice. Tom turned to see a grunt with a cast over part of his head with a hole for an eye and a symbol on his back pack that meant he was a private. It was Pvt. Hazard. Dubbed Hazard by his comrades due to his unbelievable bad luck streak.

                                                                                                                                                                                                 "Hey Hazard " said  Tom "I see your jaw bone is fixed."

"Yeah well I'm being discharged today due to my mom being scared for my safety and" Hazard said rubbing the back of his head "I got stuck In a Xylvanian mine field."

                                                                                                                                                                                            Toms jaw dropped "How did you I don't want to know?!" said Tom "Well good bye and good luck old friend."

"You to see ya" said Hazard sadly.

They saluted each other and went about their business. Tom thought for a moment "well there goes good soldier and friend oh well the recon is ready might as well get going" While driving he thought of how his recon had no weapons due to the Western Frontier's 'keep the peace' mentality they had know  ,and instead had a search light controlled by a joy stick in the front seat. In fact the only weapons he had where his standard-issue H-16 rifle ,revolver ,and a knife.  While patrolling the forests by the Tundran and Western Frontier border he felt something pulling him no sucking him to some unknown destination! He held on for dear life screaming while he and his recon were pulled in then he blacked out.

While blacked out he thought of his friends Private Hazard and Albert a grunt from the Tundran army. Right then he woke up only to be greeted by a small horse with a hour glass tattoo on its flank talking in a Anglo accent about humans and hands quite excitedly. Then it walked in to about a blue box about the size of a phone booth that vanished with a wind. Leaving Tom there saying "what the heck was in my coffee!?"

Chapter two: out on a walk

Albert a personal transport copter pilot and guard of Marshall Nova was on his break and decided to take a walk through the forest and back. Armed only with his standard issue Kasparove KA-57, pistol ,and knife just in case he ran into any last Xylvanian marauders still roaming in the Tundran Territories. While walking he thought about how one of the other guards was having another victory party due to their victory after the war with Xylvania.

He also thought about how he hadn't seen Major Nelly in awhile since the first war with Xylvania probably maybe she married that Colonel Austin guy from the Frontier just a theory. Still there was the Marshall's strange behavior while in his quarters alone seriously he would just talking alone and not just that but as if he were talking to someone else. Hell maybe the place was haunted Albert chucked to him self. Well he did see the figure that looked like Tsar at the victory parade but that was probably his eyes playing tricks on him.

He was near the border fence by now and saw Tom driving his recon on the other side of the border he waved but Tom didn't notice so Albert turned around to go back to his post since his break was almost up. Tom was a nice guy he thought about how they met. It was after the truse between the two nations he was just a grunt back then and him and tom were talking. Then they got in to a soccer game and some others joined in and they got their picture in the paper. Ha ha good times.

All of a sudden he felt a tug on the back of his jacket and turned around only to be greeted by a black ball ,and was sucked in. Is this death Albert thought if so this sucks. Then he felt snow under his back and got up. He was on the outskirts of a city with a tower of crystal in the center in fact there where crystals almost everywhere he looked even floating in mid air.

"Well guess we aren't in  Tundra anymore"

Chapter three: guard duty

Adler ship captain and sniper was on guard duty near the Vladstag in Xylvania. After the defeat at Tundra guards were posted everywhere all the time due to possible counter attack by the Alliance of Nations. Adler seriously doubted it though both sides where down on fire power afterwards so it pretty much ended there. He turned on his radio on and talked to one of the other guards.

"Hey you have any idea why we're even still working for the Kaiser anymore?" asked Adler.

"I don't know know." came over the radio.

"Ok." said Adler back.

He had almost forgotten all of the other guards were idiots beyond compare. Probably because of the horrible living conditions him and the others were crammed in he was seriously thinking about faking his death or something. He had no family to speak of and this job sucked and the only upside was he got to shoot tons of guns. The Kaiser wasn't even in charge anymore he was  only in charge during this war because he attacked his own country and took over.

All of a sudden Adler couldn't see a thing and started  yelling, "Hey where is everything"

Soon Adler woke up to be greeted by by a huge black bug thing yelling at him asking how he got in to her kingdom. Leaving him saying "wait what?"