The BRD chronicles: Adventures in Equestria

by BRD

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Sex, Owlowiscious, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Other, Romance, Original Character, Comedy, Random
Length: 3027

I wonder what it would be like If I was in Equestria

One minute when I was on the Computer. The next minute I'm in Equestria. How did that happen?

Fallow me as I start a new life in Ponyville.

Published 2013-05-18 05:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-19 05:21:09 UTC

A new world

I was home, playing Minecraft. (You know the 16-bit PC game where you make stuff out of blocks.) When a strange portal toke over the computer screen and sucked me in. Meanwhile in Equestria, Princess Celestia was walking in the Royal gardens when she saw a green Pegasus was on her Daises and she can tell that he was injured. So she called the royal guards to carry the Pegasus to one of the beds in the Hospital Wing.

When I woke up I was in a bed in a strange room. Just then Celestia walked into the room and said

"I see that your filling better, My name is Celestia co-ruler of Equestria and what is yours?"

I introduced myself to her and said

"Nice to meet you BRD, so I'm guessing that your from Cloudsdail?"

I thought

"what?"

and looked at myself and discovered that I was a green Pegasus. So I explained that I'm not from here, that I was a Human, and how I got here. Celestia asked

"Why is your cutie mark is a red ghost?"

I looked at it and it was Binky the Ghost from Pacman. I said

"My best guess is that I am somewhat an expert on ghosts and video games."

(Of coarse I have to explain what video games were, who Binky was, and the human world to Celestia;you know just in case that she didn't know.) Celestia told me that I have to change my name and not to tell anypony that I was human unless, it's necessary. (Because the other pones may think I was crazy and/or scared of me.) I asked

"How about Ghostflyer for my new name?"

Then Celestia said

"I don't see why not Ghostflyer."

Then she told me to go to Ponyville. (to find a new place to live) and she gave me a bag with 100,000 bits inside. She explained that Bits is the nation's currency. (I kind of knew that anyway but didn't say anything) Then I head out for Ponyville.

(The train ride was fun because I never been on a train before.) When I got off the train a purple unicorn was there to greet me and asked

"Are you Ghostflyer?"

(I almost said "No" because I was not used to my new name yet.) Then she said

"My name is Twilight Sparkle and I'm here to show you around Ponyville by order of Celestia."

(I was panicky because I wonder if Celestia told her that I was Human or not.) She could see that I was freaking out and said

"Don't worry your secret is safe with me."

(I thought "Thank god" and calmed down a little.) Just then a blue blur, came for us. (For a second I thought it was Sonic the hedgehog.) Then it stopped right in front of us. It was just Rainbow Dash and she said

"Hey Twilight, who's with you?" Twilight introduced me to Rainbow Dash. Then Rainbow Dash said

"Hey are you that pony that....."

Twilight cut her off and apologized to me because that she told Rainbow Dash about my secret. (Somehow I was not surprised.) I told her that it was OK and asked if she told anypony else. She said that she told Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Spike. I told her that OK as long they didn't tell anypony. (Thank god that they didn't.)

Just then a Pink pony that dressed up as a clown pop out of no where. I was scared silly (A: She surprised me and B: I'm scared of clowns.) (Fun fact: Colorphoba is a fear of clowns.) Twilight looked at me and asked

"Are you OK Ghostflyer?"

I explained that clowns scare me. Then she looked at the pink pony and said

"Pinkie Pie can you take off that clown costume please?"

The Pink pony's main deflated like a balloon and she said

"OK Twilight, sigh....."

I kind of feel bad for her and said

"I know your trying to be funny but, some ponies are afraid of clowns. I wasn't trying to be mean OK?"

Then her main "poofed" back up and she said

"Okey doky lowkey, By the way my name is Pinkie Pie and you must be Ghostflyer. I'll throw you a party later OK bye."

Finely, we got to Twilight's house and whet inside. After five minutes there was a knock on the door. I whet to the door to see who it was.

A yellow Pegasus was at the door and she said

"I'm sorry I'm looking for Twilight, is she in?"

And I said "yes, she's here just let me go get here OK?"

After a few minutes I returned with Twilight and she introduced me to her and I said

"Nice to meet you Fluttershy."

She looked at me and blushed. (I think she had a crush on me and between you and me I had a crush on her too.) And I blushed back and my wings whet "poof". (I thought "crap" because I had a wing boner.) Then her wings "poofed" up and she said

"Oh my..."

Twilight was blushing at this odd moment. After a few minutes Fluttershy handed a basket to Twilight and lefted. Then Twilight opened the basket and a owl hopped out. I asked who the owl was and she said

"This is my pet owl, Owlowiscious."

Owlowiscious said

"Who?"

(Sorry, I'm not falling for that old joke.) Twilight showed me around her house. Just then somepony was knocking on the door again. So, Me and Twilight answered it and It was Applejack and She said

"Howdy, My name is Applejack and I'm here to give you the Apple Family's Apple pie to welcome you to Ponyville."

Then she handed the pie to me (Personally I like pumpkin pie better than apple pie but, I can't say no to a free pie.) and lefted. Twilight said that I can sleep here untell I find a house to live in. So Twilight and me had dinner, (Oddly the hey didn't tasted that bad.) and We whet to bed. (We didn't sleep together you pervert.)

Author's Note

Note: this is a "what if" story and the OC (or fan pony) is me.
The rights for Pacman belongs to the rightful owner(s)
(Not mine)

8/14/14:

"That Night I had a dream that I was strapped to a table and got shot by a lazier that gave me a powers of a Changeling. (It's weird I know.)"

That may explained things later.

Thanks

BRD

How I became part Changling.

When I woke up I was strapped on to a metal table with laser cannon looking thing pointed at me. (I thought I was going to be cut in half.)

"Good it looks like our new friend is awake" said a mare's voice.

I looked at the laser and behind it was Alicorn and insect hybrid thing.

"My name is Queen Chrysalis and I'm here to turn you into a changeling" said Chrysalis

(That explains a lot, I thought.)

Then she zapped me with the laser. (I don't fell any different or the need to feed on love from somepony.)

"Hey! why is this thing not working?" asked Chrysalis.

"Somehow his mind is blocking the "Love feeding" part of the Changeling's DNA code." said a Changeling, who was working the laser.

Day 1

I woke up to a loud sound. I wasn't sure what is was but, before I fell asleep I heard a "BOOM!!!" than I got up to instigate. (It was 8:30 AM by the way.) When I opened the door I was looking down a cannon barrel ( I thought "F***") It fired again but instead of a cannon ball it was confetti and streamers. I look back to see Pinkie Pie holding a cannon in place and she said

"Good Morin, Ghostflyer I'm here to give you an invention."

I asked what the invention was for and she told me it was for "Welcome to Ponyville Party." Then I asked

"Why is a cannon was filled with confetti and streamers?"

"Because this is my Party cannon silly."

Pinkie replied ( I was going to ask why she owns a cannon but, then again It's best not to know.)

Pinkie and I whet down stairs for breakfast. Spike was cooking hayjacks (like flapjacks but made out of hay) and Twilight was siting at the table. I sat next to her and asked

"Why did you send Pinkie Pie upstairs?"

Twilight said

"To wake you up and just to see how you would react to Pinkie's Party cannon."

Pinkie Pie was smiling at me and I stared to laugh. (I have to admit it was kind of funny but, not at the same time.)

After breakfast we headed to Sugarcube Corner for the party. Before we got there we ran into a white unicorn. Twilight Introduced me to Rarity and Rarity said

"Nice to meet you darling, if you need any tux or something like that let me know."

(Personally I'm not a fan of fancy clothing or anything like that for that matter but, might be a good Idea to have a tailor.) When we got to Sugarcube Corner the party was in full swing. We ate some sweets, ( I like the Blueberry muffins the best.) danced, and meet everypony that was there. After three hours the party ended and everypony whet home. After Twilight and I got home somepony was knocking at the door and I answered it. It was Fluttershy and she asked if I come to her house to help her with the animals. I said it was OK and fallowed her to her house.

Author's Note

Note: You may guessed that Fluttershy whats me to help her with something else. (wink, wink) But you'll have to read the next chapter to find out.

Thanks,
BRD

Flying lessons

The next month I went to find Rainbow Dash for flying lessons. (I'm a Pegasus so, learning to flying is necessary.)
She was talking to Fluttershy about something at town square. (I didn't hear their conversation.) When I got to them Fluttershy was blushing and Rainbow Dash had a smirking smile on her face. (I thought "crap" because I had a gut feeling that Fluttershy told her about us and what we did.)

Rainbow Dash asked

"How are you Stud?"

(F***, my gut feeling was right.) I said

"Well I guess the cat is out of the bag now, right Fluttershy?"

Then she gave me a sad look and I said

"That's OK Fluttershy I don't blame you for telling Rainbow Dash about us ,K?"

Then I asked Rainbow Dash about flying lessons and she told me to meet her by her house later. I asked Fluttershy if she'll walk with me to Twilight's house to tell her the big news. She said

"OK"

And we headed to Twilight's house. After we told Twilight, we whet to see Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity to tell them about us. Then I whet to Rainbow Dash's house for the flying lessons. Rainbow Dash was talking to a small orange Pegasus filly when I got there. She introduced me to Scootaloo and told me that she here for flying lessons also. After two hours we learned the basics of flying and I whet back to Twilight's house.

Author's Note

Let's hope that the other five pones don't ask me to get to bed with them.

Time to go to school (again)

When I got inside of Twilight's house I saw a desk in the middle of the room, A double-sided chock board and Twilight was dressed like a teacher. (I hoped this isn't a sex fantasy of hers.) Then she said

"Hi Ghostflyer, I'm Miss. Sparkle and today I'm teaching you how to control your Magic, any questions before we start?"

I sat at the desk and raised my hoof and asked

"Why are you teaching me Magic Miss Sparkle?"

She explained that she got a reply from Princess Celestia that told her that this is the first time that she heard of a Pegasus that can use Magic and told her to teach me everything that she knows about Magic.

After today's lesson I learned how to use telekinesis (to move things with my mind.) (OK I used magic to move things but it's the same thing right?) After a month I learned how to use magic to defend myself. And after six months I learned every spell known to Pony-kind and graduated Miss. Sparkle's (AKA Twilight) class. By that time I can fly as well as any Pegasus.

Author's Note

Note: I already graduated from High School In 2011.

A few years later

A few years later

I have Married Fluttershy and had a kid named Flutterfly (Yes I know It sounds like butterfly) She's at School now and I work as a Life coach. (Basically I'm the Pony that you talk to when you have a problem or to get something off your chest or somepony that you just what to talk to.) Right now I'm on my way to pick up Flutterfly from school. When I got there she was at the steps crying. I walk up to her and said

"What's the matter my little butterfly?"

and she told me that the fillies at school was teasing her because she didn't have a cutie mark yet. I told her it's OK if you don't have a cutey mark yet and don't let the bullys get to her. When we got home Fluttershy was tending to a sick Phoenix. She asked Flutterfly how school was and she replied

"It was OK but, some fillies was teasing me because I didn't have a cutie mark yet." Fluttershy asked if Flutterfly had homework to work on. Then Flutterfly went to her room to work on her homework. Then She asked me to tell Flutterfly about my life as a human and how I became a pony. (I don't know if she ready for that story yet. But then again Flutterfly was wise for her age.) After Dinner I told her my life story.

Author's Note

I know some of you don't like this story but I'll try to make it better.

BRD

Ghostflyer Vs. Discore

Ghostflyer Vs. Discore

When we got to Fluttershy's house the animals were running around like crazy. (I got a bad felling about this.) Just then a Draconequus appeared as if out of nowhere and he said

"Well, Fluttershy I see that you got somepony to help you but, I thought you are going to get your friends not a Human being."

(I guess Discord can see through my Pegasus body.) Fluttershy asked

"Can you leave my animals alone please?"

Discord Replied with a laugh and said

"Why don't you come up here and make me."

Fluttershy tried "The Stare" on him but, it didn't work.

I said

"Hey leave Fluttershy alone!"

Discord look at me and said

"Or what?"

I flue up to him and tried buck him.(I had no idea how to fly or buck so I missed) Discord said

"I didn't fill a thing now it's my turn"

Then he hit me with a magic spell (It stings like hell) Just then my eyes turned white and I shot a magic spell at Discord (Don't ask me how because I have no idea)Then Discord let the animals go and lefted. Fluttershy asked how I did that and I said

"I don't know."

Then she asked

"I know we just meet yesterday but, will you be my colt-friend? as is if you like to."

(I didn't expect Fluttershy to ask me that.) Then I said

"I was going to ask you the same thing but, yes I will be your colt-friend Fluttershy."

Fluttershy asked If she could tell her friends about us. I replied

"Not yet, I think we should what a month or so first."

(You know to see if this relationship works first) Before I lefted for Twilight's house, Fluttershy asked if I could spend the night with her. I said

"OK I don't see why not."

Then we whet inside Fluttershy's house.

Author's Note

Somehow I can use magic as a Pegasus. (odd I know)

Burning Love

When I got to Fluttershy's bedroom I smelled something. (I don't think it was the animals) The smell came from Fluttershy. (I guess she was in heat.) Fluttershy asked

"Ghostflyer, can you help me with something?"

I said

"Sure, what do you need?"

Fluttershy came closer to me and said

"I know it not right for the first date but, can you F*** me?"

I hesitated a little and I said

"I... guess so but, I'm a virgin so take it easy OK?"

(You may think "the hell?" but I'm helping out my Mare-friend, OK?)

A few hours later....

Fluttershy and I were laying in bed and Fluttershy said

"Thanks I needed that."

I said

"Your welcome Fluttershy."

(I was hoping that I didn't get Futtershy pregnant; I'm not saying that I don't what kids but I'm not sure that Fluttershy was ready for kids yet.) Then we fell asleep and woke up the next morning. We ate breakfast and I went back to Twilight's house.

After I got back Twilight asked

"Where have you been Ghostflyer?"

I told Twilight everything that happened that night. (But I didn't tell her that I'm dating Fluttershy and that I had sex with her.) Then Twilight asked Spike to send a letter to Celestia to ask her to see if she knows anything about Pegasus using magic.

Fluttershy and Flutterfly wher blushing at this point. (Then I asked myself why I'm telling her this part of the story? Then I remembered that Fluttershy and I gave "the talk" to Flutterfly after the time she saw Angle Bunny and his mate having sex in the backyard.)

Author's Note

Note: I'm still a virgin in real life so I have no exps. in writing clop.

thanks,
BRD