The adventure of Ignis and Fire.

Wandering through the town, I noticed a few things. For one it was slightly different from what i remember of it. It was just, umm, how can i describe it. It is more realistic as i could expect just as I saw with the Ponies here but I digress. As I walk through town I decide to get a feel for the place so if I had to run I can at least get away. I got about half-way through town when I saw a pony I hoped I'd never EVER see, PINKIE PIE!! to be exact. Well she saw me and what do you think the first thing she did was, hmm, Yes she gasped and flew away while seeming to break the laws of physics.

"Oh god! I can only guess what's gonna happen next" I say to myself, in which I have a habit of doing. "If she is doing what I think she's gonna do I really don't wanna be here". (but alas she will) "Well i guess i will have get out of here before mistress Pie! gets me".

I turn to go in the other direction when I happen to see looking around the corner of a building what seems to be a small purple lizard. "Well might as well meet the rest of the gang, for what I remember of Pinkie is that if she wants something, SHE GETS IT. Just great" I silently call to myself. Loosing the internal argument I gave myself, I followed the small green lizard, I mean Spike the dragon back to the library. "I always wanted to see this place in the flesh" I say to myself before walking to the door and knocking. "Hello~ anyone home?" I call through the door for after i hear shuffling of someone trying to hide. "I know who you are Twilight, can i some in? I promise i won't bite" I almost tease at all their reaction upon seeing me enter the town.

"H-how do you know my name?" I hear coming from said pony on the other side of the door. A slight tad frightened and to try to alleviate that fact I call back.

"I know a great many things. My names Ignis, can you please open the door for me? I just wanna talk before Pinkie Pie come and whisked me off to god know where?" "I promise no harm to anypony here if I can't help it. OK."

"Fine you may come in but please do behave!" I hear through the door.

"I don't expect any less" I say before I see the door glow in a purple aura and opening. I walk inside to find the place as I expected. Neat, orderly yet still with the slight showing of Organised chaos in the back for where I bet Twilight was before Spike warned her of my arrival. Said dragon was seen cowering under the table where Twilight was hiding. Said pony finally thought better of hiding and came out to meet me.

"Hello, My name is Twilight Sparkle, I'm sorry for that, just nervous that ah~"

"Human thank you, I am Human" I interrupt.

"Oh ok well... WAIT!, did you just say human?" She cried In what I thought was surprise.

"Yeah I did, Why you heard of my species?" I ask her intrigued on her reaction.

"Well I thought your people were a Myth!!" Twilight says to me. "Oh Tartarus, now i'm gonna have to apologize to Lyra".

"Lyra?" "oh wait is she human obsessed one?" I ask before I cover my mouth and nearly back out of the room from what i said.

"Yeah she is, how do you know that?" Twilight asks me in a rather wary tone as though she may want to back away from a dangerous animal.

"Uhh~, Umm~, I think I may leave now bye!" I call before running for the door but having it blown open in my face by a mint green pony, that I REALLY didn't want to see more than Pinkie.

"Did somepony say HUMAN!!" Lyra cries before tripping over my body where I lay after being bowled over by the door.

"UUGH, why does this keep happening?" I cry out, holding my head in my hands where the door hit me oblivious to the fact that Lyra was Gawking at me as though i'm a Rare gem.

"OH MY CELESTIA!!!, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, YOU MUST COME WITH ME, I HAVE TO SHOW YOU TO BON-BON". Lyra pretty much screams in happiness to my face making me feel WAAAAY worse.

"I may but you have to stop yelling at me, your only making my head hurt worse". At that moment, Twilight rushed over and stopped next to me.

"Are you ok. That was quite the hit you took there". Twilight says to me, worried for me.

"Yeah I'm fine, but i'm gonna leave now, I'll talk to you later". After that i got up and walked outside following Lyra.

After a little while Lyra lead me to a sweet shop near what I could see to be Sugar-cube Corner, walking in I am assaulted by the sight of every single type of confectionery possible and seeing a Cream white pony turned away cleaning behind the counter that I remember being called Bon-Bon.

"Hey Bon bon, I got somepony you gotta meet. Its a live human". Lyra yells over enthusiastically.

"OH Celestia, This had better not be another one o~" (O//o?) When she sees me, I swear she must have had minor heart attack. "W-what t-t-the T-tartarus a-a-are Y-Y-Youu?" Bon-bon says to me while trying not to panic (badly).

"He's a Human. I told you they were real!!, AHAHAHA I knew it" Lyra cries in triumph. "i have so many questions but those must wait"

"Why do we need to wait?" I ask her.

"Cause I haven't thought of any yet, to Riled in the excitement to remember".

"Oh well, was the only reason i was dragged here was so you could gloat to your friends that were right? If yes then go ahead". "But right now I think now would be a as good as any to go out and find Firedancer. You dont happen to have seen his have you?"

"The strange Pony with the strange ability to use elemental magic, then no I haven't".

"You know where he lives?" I ask them before me.

"No, Not really all I really know that he said that he lives up in Canterlot. Why you wanna find him so bad?" Bonbon says.

"I dunno Bonny, maybe cause I wanna ask him why he brought me here". I tell them.

"Uh why did you call me 'Bonny'?" She asked me.

"Well i kinda thought calling you bonbon seems a little silly, since that reminds me of Christmas bonbons, aaaaand Now with the name bonny I can have some fun with it Bonnnnnney".I joke.

"Oh my Celestia, with all this excitement I forgot to ask for your name, Care to share?" Bonbon

"Oh sorry I forgot myself there too. My name is Ignis, it is Latin for Fire I believe". I answer. "Well if there isn't more, I think  I may make my leave not, cause i reckon any moment now Pinkie is going to appear and ask for me to head to SugarCube Corner for a party.

"WooW, He's goooood!" I hear behind me, I turn around and standing behind me almost nose to nose is Pinkie herself.

"GAAAAAH, How, how did you get there?" I cry out in surprise. any more and I'm gonna feint.

"Well I read ahead in the Chapter and decided to pop up as i'm instructed" She answers enthusiastically not even aware of what she said.

"Ahead of the Chapter?"

"Go with it, or you will get a headache. Believe me" I hear Lyra say behind me.

"Ok then, Well Tallyho and see you later". I wink to the two mares behind me and walk outside heading to where I know what will be quite not surprising-surprise party. (oh how I was wrong!!).