Ponyville's Row

by wrestleforever

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

The equivalent to Penn State Wrestling's "Murderer's Row"(Ed Ruth, Quentin Wright, David Taylor, etc.). The 4 biggest losers in school become the most badass athletes in Equestria. Snips, Snails, Featherweight, and Pipsqueak are tired of being rejected by all of the girls and getting beat up by the football and hockey players. They join the wrestling team to become popular, but they learn that the sport gave them much more than that.

(Any sexual comments will be deleted, it's not criticism, it's annoying, so no exceptions.)

Chapters

The Losers

The Losers
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Ponyville's Row

The Losers

It was a beautiful day at Ponyville High. The sun was shining, birds were singing, and Featherweight and Pipsqueak had just been shoved into lockers. "Hey Feathah?" Pip asked in his foreign accent. "Do you wanna hang out afteh we get outta these lockehs?" "Sure!" Featherweight replied gleefully. "But first we gotta find a way out." Pipsqueak always had a metal coat hanger just in case he got put into a locker. Pip fit it throught the vent of the locker, reached the key-hole, and picked the lock. "How do you do that?" Feather asked as Pip emerged from his imprisonment in the locker and walked to his locker to free his best friend. "Ah don't know. It's just that when you've been shoved in a lockeh for three months, yah either stare into the darkness or find ah way outta the damn lockeh." Once Pip freed Featherweight, the final bell rang and the hallway was Immediatley filled with ponies ramming each other to get to the exit.

6 years went by since the Snips and Snails had been in Miss Cheerilee's class. Now they were in highschool where everything got worse. They got even dumber and less smarter.