Burning Passion , Cold Vengence

by Dark Half-Brony

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Human, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1010

Celestia's boyfriend Drake Is in Equestria........... and now he's an Alicorn

Drake loved his new Pony girlfriend…. or Marefriend Celestia more than anything, and now she wants him to go to Equestria with her. He accepts but little did he now he would wake up as a Alicorn. Hilarity ensures as he has to deal with Pony Biology, Royals of all accounts ,Castle Staff and Royal Diets………….,But something sinister this way comes as a savage Alien race appears with a grudge against Humanity now declares war and Drake will be representing the humans alone, but don't worry he has the powers of a God now and a Sun Goddess too. So its even ground. FAUST AND GOD DAMMIT,NO ONE INTERFEARS WITH HIM AND CELESTIA"S CUDDLE TIME!!!!!!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-03 23:31:39 UTC

Intro

     (Drake's .P.O.V.)

           ..I was running. I didn't know where I was, how I got there ,or WHO I was. all I knew was that I was in some strange forest during Night time, no moon ,no stars, just darkness. Like the night  in a Horror movie. I was running like someone was chasing me............no, someTHING IS chasing me ! I knew  it was a thing cause of the sound it made, no footsteps, it sounded like a wave or a gust of wind. I felt the actual wind it was making and I knew that thing was big and it was moving alarmingly fast. I didn't dare turn around because I knew if I saw what that thing looked like I would stop. I don't know why I was running away but I knew if that............whatever it was caught me it would make me feel pain like I never felt before. Suddenly  I made a sharp turn, missing a tree by inches. I heard a loud crash behind me and the unmistakable sound of a tree falling. I couldn't help but smile, whatever that thing was it was too big to  make quick turns. I started thinking of ways to use this  new information when suddenly  it happened. It was like someone hit the slow button on me, my feet moved every ten second as I ran, ten seconds  I didn't have. I started to panic in a new type of swearing stop motion when suddenly I heard the voice. It sounded like someone with a sore throat was screaming while whispering. My entire body went cold as it said one word. "......hUMaN......". I awoke with a jolt and my body was covered in cold sweat.

           I remembered the dream as I shivered in bed when I realized I wasn't alone ( shoulda realized sooner huh). Sleeping next to me, looking like Beauty personified( or poniefied ? I'm not sure which) was Princess Celestia. PRINCESS FUCKING CELESTIA OF EQUESTRIA WAS LYING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!!!!! .Her regalia and my clothes laid on my bedroom floor of my house. Wait a minute......I never really introduced myself have I ? Well that won't do at all. My name is Drake. Drake Orenwell and me and Celestia are a couple. Now sit down and let me tell you how this whole crazy thing.  happened.

             I'll never forget the day she literally popped into my life. One day she came here in a flash of light dazed and confused.  As a Brony I couldn't believe she was there and it turns out when she was little she read in a book about strange ape-like creatures called Humans. So for two beings who knew each other only through stories and fiction and were now looking at each other face-to-face ............we naturally FREAKED OUT. after  we calmed down she explained she came here by accident when using a newly discovered teleportation spell found in some lost tomb. We then became friends and she decided to stay here to learn more about Humans. So she stayed and learned all there was about the humans. I answered all her questions while she answered mine about ponies. I explained the show and even showed her the fanfiction , I was scared to tell her about the clopfics, but she was okay and really cool about it. Turns out she has fanboys( fancolts?......ugh my head hurts now) too and they also make stuff putting her in sexual situations with the elements ,other  ponies, and even her own sister. Some of the stories she told me (shudder) lets just sat not all those ponies are sweet and innocent( and I thought "Rainbowfactory" and "Cupcakes" were creepy, they got knocked out of the ball park with some of those stories).Things were great, I got to learn more  about her, but After four weeks I noticed a change in her behavior. She was quieter around me or downright avoided me, she often looked like she was confused  about something and when she asked me questions on humans it was about awkward stuff like Human reproduction and how we have sex. I was worried about her well being until one day at Night ,out of nowhere she kissed me confessed she fell in love  with me. I simply smiled, kissed her back , and told her I loved her two and we've been together for two months now. Everything was perfect, but things changed quickly in one single day, the same day when her sister. Princess

Luna herself arrived. It was great to see those two together again. Celestia missed her so much and many happy tears were shed, but there were also problems. Celestia needed to come back to Equestria, which meant leaving me, she cried and begged as I told her she had to, and even if she stayed, I was mortal she's immortal, I would die and she would still be around. she went to our room to think about what to do leaving me alone  with an awkward silence with Luna for a very long period of time. She eventually came out with a decision. She said she said she would go back on one condition, and that condition was agreed on .

           So here we are now, as I laid next to her she subconsciously cuddled me in a very adorable fashion and I couldn't help but once again notice how seriously warm her body Temperature was(not that I complained),must be the whole being a sun Goddess thing. I looked around our room (yes our room !!!) and saw the clothes. In case your wondering , yes we did it.(Now that I think about it she's been "excited" a lot since we first had intercourse and It's been a few weeks since). I saw the calendar. each day had an X over them. we were counting down the days until .."The Day" and there were only a few left .In  fact I saw there were only Two days left.Two days left until that day arrives. Two days left until she goes back to Equestria  and I go with her.