Infamous fan-fiction ideas/ideals made with no gore at all

"Hello there. If your watching this video, let me be the first to say Congratulations! You have gotten a job at the Weather Factory of Cloudsdale."

A LOT of fast-forwards later...

"Now I'd like to show you how rainbows are made. Inside this door lies where the magic happens."

The door opens by strings.

"This is the Rainbow Maker."

The machine has an EPIC yellow glow behind it for a moment before ceasing.

"This is the most important part of making a rainbow. The Spectrum Crystal. Princess Celestia trusted the Pegasus with this jewel for many centuries. It is the only thing that can make rainbows."

"The Jewel is placed here and we flip the switch to shine light onto it making all the colors for a rainbow. The colors are then zapped into the rainbow before the color is added to...add the color. That's how rainbows are made."

The video pauses.

"Whoa, Dashie. You weren't kidding," I said to Dashie. We were watching the Weather Factory instructional video to see how rainbows are made.

"It's awesome to think how easy it is to make rainbows," She replied.