Is this Even Real?by DoctorStrangeChaptersThe Offer Of A lifetimeYour Joking Right?!Big Brother Yeah....I have no I idea what say to thatThe Offer Of A lifetimeChapter 2: Offer of a lifetime This was really weird, like “Twilight Zone” weird, heh Twilight get it? you know Twilight Sparkle from M.L.P....O.K never mind. Point was this was freaky and I wasn't sure what the hell to do. “I think you dropped your soda?” Luna said pointing her hoof at the can on the floor “ummm..yeah...ummm...I’ll go get a rag or something” I needed an excuse to get some space, and I did need to clean up the soda spill cause that’s how you get ants. “No need, let me take care of that” Celestia said making her horn glow and pointed it at the mess, in a matter of seconds it kind of rewinded itself back to when I had it in my hand. “There you are” she said levitating my soda back to my hand with a smile “Thank you, ummm that was pretty cool, the whole magic thing” I said trying to keep myself from doing or saying something stupid. “Your welcome, and I’m happy that you like my magic” I wasn’t sure what to say so the whole thing pretty much became a staring contest, Luna probably thought of this as well, because she did not blink, Celestia hower blinked three times “I’m Princess Celestia, and this is my sister Luna” she said using her hoof to as she introduced herself and her sis. “Sup” Luna said causally. So I have a basic knowledge of what the deal was with Equestria appearing out of nowhere, so so far only Celestia has really talked to the other governments, Luna was always by Celestia’s side but I never really heard her talk or maybe she did, I don't listen to every speech especially the one where a republican ended towing a shoe at her, man that caused a panic charges were dropped and surprisingly the guy kept his job, they he forgot his “pills” but who knows, so I could have missed her. But she didn't really talk like she did in the show, she sounded talked like any modern person might have. “Hey,I know who you are... I’m Bob” I said waving and Luna, she seemed really happy when I did that. “Bob?, forgive me I thought your name was Robert?, and the nickname would be Rob” Celestia sad asking me puzzled. “Well the short for Robert was Rob but it rhymes with Bob so that became the nickname” I said rubbing the back off my head, man I was sweating bullets. “Bob? sounds plain” Luna said putting her hoof on her chin thoughtfully “Meh, it works” “its a nice nickname” Celestia said smiling, Okay really if she smiles anymore I’m going to get worried, why the hell were these two princess of a fictional and now real realm of Equestria in my house. Oh man its finally happened hasn't it I've gone insane, I’m freaking out man, game over there going to take me to mental asylum, its that “Call Of Cthulhu” game all over again. I've gotta think....I..I...I “ahem” okay calming down now sorry about that, I got to figure out how why are they here in a clever yet polite way hmmm. “why the hell are you here” Dammit, Celestia seemed a little fazed by my words, while luna kinda kept staring at me not really caring. “Sorry, I’m a still a little stunned, could you please tell me why your here” I said smiling sheepishly, hoping Celestia would understand after all she’s dealt with this kind of stuff right?, its not like I might cause a war between humanity and ponies....dammit why! what the hell did I do!...I...I..I...calming down now. I’m a leaf on the wind, leaf on wind....... “It’s fine I understand, after all we stopped in without any warning” “no its fine, but how did you get in here teleporting?” “yes we did, pretty cooool right” luna said putting some more then effort on the word cool” “yeah I guess” I said watching Luna get happy like a kid getting a lolly, yes there called lolly’s deal with it. “So why are you here did you need a cup of sugar or some coffee” I said hoping to break some of the Ice with the classic joke, ahh jokes never leave home without them. she giggled a bit before continuing, “No, but anyways we come to tell you that you have been extraordinary offer of being involved in political development of our two great nations.” At that point my phone started to ring (the ringtone is the Doctor Who intro theme), man is this a movie or what I bet it’s James and holy crap it is! “Excuse me for a moment” I said undoing the lock on my phone, its 1234 the exact number of my suitcase, heh nah just kidding.......no I’m not. “James this is kind off a bad time” “Dude have you seen the news?!” “No...why?” “check it out” I was hesitant but it was an excuse quickly went into the living room putting down my soda and turned it onto channel nine. “Huh so Hershey's is finally going to start making Twinkies again, I won't lie it's interesting but did you have to call me?.” “Turn to FOX!” “Okay” I said flipping the channels “Breaking news Celestia has been confirmed, to be sighted in a suburban area outside chicago, the President has said that Celestia has in fact chosen a human representative and that there is no reason to panic, however he has sent Military to avoid any kind of instability. the reason for this being Celestia has chosen someone for her so called project, we go on sight”. I kept looking on the screen until they showed a picture of a house.....wait that's...my house I’d recognize that lawn gnome anywhere. “Don’t tell me” I said running to my front door when I opened it I saw, military cars blocking both ends of my streets with people (normal people and a few bronies) and reporters from several news stations gathered around, they weren't kidding about keeping the police, but the minute I stepped out, everyone started yelling there he is, or look! and then came me being blinded by film flash. I quickly shut my door locking it behind me, “What is it” Celestia and Luna said in Unison “Did you by chance tell the President about you being here?” “yes” Celestia said giving me a so what look “Well now the military is on my front door" Celestia, walked over to the door and opened it herself,being flashed with lights from cameras, she almost closed the door instantly. “It seems we brought you some attention” “yeah, you did” “hello, you still there” “sorry James, forgot you were there” I said rubbing my eyes “Listen I got to go, and it looks like you owe me lunch” I said hanging up, oh well at least I managed to get a free lunch out of this, Luna was face hoofing herself while i massaged my head, and Luna well she sat on my couch drinking my soda not caring it was on the floor. we did this for almost five minutes until we interrupted my some knocks. “what the hell now” I said going to open my door, it could have been the reporters but the military was holding them at bay....I hope. When I opened my door two men dressed like they were from the “Men In Black” both about a foot taller then me, one with black the other with brown hair, stone cold faces not like Pete from “Warehouse 13” they were wearing tinted sunglasses showing me bandages with the United States emblem with the words “Secret Service” in silver. “Can I help?” I said getting a little scared “Were with the Secret Service, please put your hands on your head and don't resist” The brown haired agent said closing the door coming in with a suitcase while the other one searched me and once found I was armed he handcuffed me and took me to the kitchen. “what about Celestia and Luna?” “Just sit down” he said coldly I did what he said not wanting to get tazered, do the Secret Service even use tazer or pepper spray? I do not want to find out and getting shot or arrested for treason would be bad. Celestia and Luna came in with sympathetic glances toward me, I returned the gesture hoping they would see I didn't blame them. We were also joined with two more agents and my parents being led by two more behind them, groups of two I guess. “[Hi Mom, Hi Dad]” I said in polish, but got no response, they were still in shock and...hey how come I’m the only one with handcuffs bastards, Getting side tracked any who one of secret service agents that was carrying a suitcase open it revealing a small laptop he turned it on showing the Commander And Chief and bunch of other men and women. “Hello Mr. Robert Kawa” I responded once more with first thing that came in my head “You gotta be kidding me” Author's Note Chapter 2, if your still here, must be doing something right hope you keep reading, feel free to comment and as always have a nice day. Your Joking Right?!You know what I just realized, this would make an awesome old spice commercial, think about it Celestia and Luna would come in and meet some guy about some offer, secret service would show up handcuff the guy, take out a computer and the president would be there, then the guy would ask about the offer and the president would respond with “trying our new Old Spice soap”. Come on that's a pretty good Idea, better write that down.....oh and well as to what was going on well after being tied down by government spooks and meeting two princesses, alongside the president, I began to panic, Luna said something about helping me calm down and it kinda went blurry from there, I do remember something about ninja cabbages wanting to destroy the world but I think that was a dream, oh well guess we'll never know. Luna’s perspective: This was an interesting turn of events, I finally got to meet him and now he was muttering something about ninja cabbages taking over the world. He was panicking so I cast a spell to calm his nerves, I think it might have been too strong because he drooling and barely awake. “Luna, what did you do?” my sister said putting her hoof to her forehead “I only wanted to calm him down, I guess I overdid it “ I said smiling sheepishly “can someone take him to his room, while I talk to his parents and to Princess Celestia” the president said entering the conversation, I knew this was a good chance to see his room, so I had to take action “I'll do it” I said grabbing him with my magic making him float in the air, while he seemed to call for the assistance of a Doctor McNinja to help fight against the cabbages, I must have really hit him with my spell really hard. “May I ask where his room is?” I said turning to his parents “right behind you” he said pointing to a door that had a sign that said warning bigger on the inside with a box on the bottom. “Thank you” I said hurrying and entering his room with him in tow, before someone could stop me. When I entered his room I saw where his bed was and laid him on it, it was dark blue with white pillows and the rest of his room was interesting. While messy he had a few posters on his walls, a small library across from his bed containing many books, must be a avid reader, a desk with papers and other nick knacks scattered around with a black laptop. All that remained was a tan rug on the floor, a dresser and his closet. This was not what i expected, I never knew how Robert or Bob, as he said looked like, I met him on one of the computers given to us. I was looking about and I found him while researching about human writings they called it fan-fiction if I recall correctly, some were disturbing to say the least. But I started a conversation with him and we became friends and when Celly got this idea from watching a show call “Real World” some show about a bunch of humans living together, so she thought it would a good thing to try. Realizing this I talked to the nice men belonging to a group titled MI-6 about locating him for me and some convincing of Celly and I managed to get him to be part of the project. Well he still hasn't agreed but I’m sure he’ll agree to me his cool and hip friend. Luna’s Daydream “wow Luna you're amazing, lets be friends forever” Bob said smiling while running alongside luna in a field of daisies. “You're also equally amazing , and of course we'll be best friends forever hahaha” “Hahahahah” “Its to bad you don’t have a friend like Bob” Luna said turning to her sister who just happened to be here and more fatter (daydream mechanics, strange stuff). “whawhawah why can't I be cool as you Luna, how come you always have to be cuter smarter and way more intelligent than me, now I'm going to eat some cake to make myself feel better” Celestia said running of crying with chocolate stains across her face “Luna watch out Ninja Cabbages!” Bob said appearing without a shirt and a red bandanna around his head shooting a 50 cal machine gun shooting cabbages wielding nun-chucks “What!!” “Huh....needs some more work, and where did ninja cabbages come in?” I said thinking out loud. “Ninja Cabbages, prepare to meet your maker” Bob said out in his delusional state, I was feeling kind of bad my first human friend and I accidentally use my magic to drug him. It was really hard to make friends after the nightmare moon incident and even after going to Ponyville for nightmare night I still wasn't able to talk to other ponies. But when I went on the Internet no one knew who I was, and these humans adored me this was a perfect time to make a friend after all the internet is a nice polite place right?. But I was going to be the best possible friend he could ever have and make up for putting him his current state! I decided to take a quick look at his belongings, I was simply wondering what humans into, Bob seemed to look like he was on top of the latest trends. Posters with AC/DC and Def Leppard put on his wall, this was clearly the latest music. I took a quick peek at his book collections some of the books were written in a different language, Polish if i remember reading Bob’s file a bit. But they ranged from some rather large ones on history and a few others, to some smaller ones like 20,000 leagues under a sea and Black Beauty, a book about a pony no less I would have to check it out on a later date. Before I decided to leave Bob to sober up as it were, I wanted to get a quick peek at his clothing, Rarity has been asking me about human clothing and I’m sure Bob would not mind. I took a look in his cabinet and examined his clothing, some pants and shirts with different pictures and words written on them. before I closed the cabinet, I saw myself looking at one of the shirts.....it had me on it.....I was speechless....I looked at the shirt closer it had the words Luna is best princess on it. This changed everything I was not going to be his friend...I was going to be his best friend!!! This showed he liked me, It was clear he had shown affection clearly for me the moment he set his eyes on me now I knew he had to expect the offer, but his parents would have to agree as well some other government stuff, but still. I can't wait and I think I know how to speed things up a bit, just you wait Bob your best-est friend Luna is going to help you out. I said jumping around with joy, dropping his shirt on the ground, I should probably leave before Celly wonders why I was gone for so long. Bob’s perspective “ahh man my head” I said opening my eyes “what the hell happened, the last thing I remember was Cabbage Ninjas..hahaha such a silly dream” I said turning my head facing my desk and what I saw made my heart stop, a cabbage wearing a ninja mask on my desk. “WHAT THE HELL?!!” Author's Note Alright Folks another chapter, after getting some advice from Melrose The Mad (thank you, once more) I am trying to write more form the point of view of the ponies. As always all comments help, if you favorite tell me why you like it and if you dislike why you don't, I appreciate all comments and they help grow as a writer. Also I'm going to start editing more of my chapters and I'm still looking for a proof reader so hopefully I can improve this story even more. -cheers Big Brother Big Brother Luna and Me Two pony princesses in my house, government spooks, the president talking to me. All on a Friday, so at this point in time I was confused and not sure what to make of any of it. But after I woke up Luna busted in my room shouting you're awake best friend or something, and took me with her magic into the living room. I was then finally given an explanation, so it was the whole plan thing Celestia said on the news and I was selected and stuff. So I unfortunately was then given a stern warning by the spooks and The president, using his exact words “his ass is riding on this so take the offer” and a threat or at least I think it was a threat. They also said I would be making my country proud and I would be rewarded,It almost made me forget why the hell they were asking a sixteen year old kid to be an emissary or whatever to a race of ponies! “Sooo, let me get this straight” I said fidgeting a bit, handcuffs were not very comfy, “you want me, to babysit the Elements of Harmony?” “and me!” Luna said interrupting me. “that is correct” Celestia and the president said in unison, “This is crazy I am highly unqualified for something like this!!” The president did some hand motion and one of the spooks showed me a check, “holy crap!!” I said looking at it, that much money for watching the ponies I could use that kind of money....Don’t look at me like that, it’s not like you wouldn't want to get that much money, “[son for the love of god please take the offer!!]” my dad said putting his hands together, “{ yes please think of what we could use that money for}” Not my parents, I couldn't really blame them. But dammit I have morals, or at least I think I do...Well at this moment I do, and I really didn't like being forced on the spot. “Does anyone care about my opinion” Everyone just sort of stared at me, “Well” Celestia said raising an eyebrow, “Well...I don’t know!” Everyone groaned, “please take the job” Luna said putting her hooves on my shoulder making me face her, she tried giving me puppy eyes but pony cuteness has little or no effect on me, now if she was smaller and a chi-bi, then we'll talk. “Okay,” I said awkwardly,felt like I had something in my noggin, you know how you watch something and it stays with you no matter what, until you do forget about it, yeah it was like that “really!!” Luna said joyfully “no” I said keeping up with my manly persona, “no” Luna said in a sad voice “yes” I said very manly like, puffing out my chest “yes!!” she said with her joyfulness “yes” I said remaining my, manly stance “Then it's settled, we'll give you the paperwork, Mr. and Ms. Kawa, your son will be taken for inspection.” “What!! I didn’t agree to this” “well you just did” two of the agents took me by the arms, “I have rights!!” I yelled as they carried me to the door “you're sixteen, you technically don’t have that many” one of the agents that was holding me by the arms said giving me a look. “Really?” “yeah sorry you have to wait until you're 18 “but isn’t this like underage drafting or something” “nope” “so much for the amendments or constitution” I said as we got out the door, with cameras on my face, along with reporters asking me questions. A black car made its way in front of my house and I was put in the back. Now I was pissed, angry, and scared, in a weird kind of mix of the three, I’m pretty sure I got my rights violated along the line somewhere, but It’s not like I memorized practical law. Also why was I being chosen, man I so confused. Alright I gotta pull myself together...I’m screwed aren't I? Somewhere Secret: So I was placed in some kind of interrogation room with a single light from the ceiling, reminded me of 24, good show started watching it on Netflix, I’m on the third season. So I waited there for like three hours, I’m usually a patient guy, unless it’s video games, waiting for no reason, or other. I believe this fits into the last two, finally someone came, It was woman dressed like a spook. Man big brother loves his suits don’t he, any-who she had brown hair and looked like she was in her 30’s, she was also holding a bulky suitcase. “I’m going to ask you a few questions” she said coldly putting the suitcase on the table, she opened it taking out a file, she went over it for a minute before asking. “How old are you?” “16” “Have you have had any military training?” weird question, yes I am familiar with all Warsaw pact firearms including a bunch of other stuff in urban and wildlife survival, how do I know this? Well I have watch Macgyver, A-team, 24 and burn notice, so I’m pretty qualified.....What? “No” “It’ says your a black-belt in Tae-kwon-do, you any good?” “Well....” Just last week at practice: Bob made a dramatic stance, with a pair of nun-chucks, before he did a back-flip falling his face, and trying to wave his weapon around. “I’m decent” “you also took fencing a while back but stopped after about a year and a half” That's right I use to take fencing, I forgot most of the stuff though, in my defense blame zorro at the time. I saw the movie and I wanted to learn fencing, “also archery” Green arrow faze, and I i think I might have shot someone elses tire out, so that kind of ended that. But...But.. I did manage to become a decent enough shot to somehow not die of hunger on a deserted island “Yes” “Have you taken any illegal drugs” “No” And this was how it went on for an hour the woman did leave halfway to give me a break though, but once it was finally over they finally moved me out of the room and into a new one, they finally took off my handcuffs. During Bob’s integration: “So what do you think”, Celestia said looking at Bob through a one sided window, “he seems normal, got some weird hobbies though” the woman integrating bob said looking at him walk up to the mirror. Bob began to straighten his hair and simply straighten him off, “Weird?” Celestia said thoughtfully, “Yeah archery, martial arts, fencing, playing Accordion” “What’s an Accordion?” just last year: Bob dressed in a Polish polka outfit, with the feathered hat playing the accordion alongside more band members while singing. “We’ll he sure is interesting” “I'll say” the female agent said watching bob perform a series of Michael jackson moves including the moonwalk. “Kid can dance though” Celestia giggled looking at bob who had finished his dance number and now was now doing a dirty Hairy impression. “Don’t you agree Luna?” Celestia said turning to the right seeing no one was their, Luna?” Back at Bob’s house: Luna was searching Bob’s room, “let’s see what do you like best friend bob” “Must have gone to the bathroom” Celestia said looking back at the agent, “Do really want this kid?, I mean he seems like a nice guy like a nice guy and all, but he doesn't seem like he’s qualified.” “Luna insisted we use him” “Why him?” “I don’t know, but she threw a rather large tantrum.” “so you choose him because your sister threw a tantrum?” The female agent said giving celestia a curious look. “yes, yes I did” Luna’s tantrum: “But I want himmmm!!!” Luna sobbing while holding a Laptop with magic to Celestia's face showing her a picture of Bob. “Luna I understand you want him to be part of this project, but I think we could find someone more qualified.” Celestia said moving the computer away with her hoof gently “But Tia, he’s my best friend and he is so qualified,” Luna said turning her back pouting Celestia smiled amused at her sister's antics, “how is is he qualified?” “Well uhh” Luna said looking at the laptop, “He’s Polish and Like’s AC/DC” Luna turned around smiling. “How does that make him qualified?" Celestia said rubbing her head, “Uhh it shows that he’s culturally refined in music and he’s bilingual, what else.” “I understand but he’s young and and inexperienced,” “so he'll get some experience and besides he would be considered and adult here” “you know that it's different over there, and besides it would be his choice to begin with” Luna sat down and look sadly at the floor with tears in her eyes, “You just want to undermine me because I’m the younger sister, I get a human best friend and you won't let him be a part of this project” Luna said finally said crying loudly, Celestia Looked at her with disbelief, “Luna” “WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” “Luna stop it” “Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!” Celestia sighed, “fine he can be a part of this,” Luna stopped crying instantly, “Great, you won't regret it” Luna said racing off, “This is going to end badly isn't it?” Celestia said asking herself “That doesn't sound responsible” The agent said giving Celestia a look, “I concur” Bob said stepping in the room holding some coffee in a cup, “Bob” the agent and Celestia said together in unison, “Hello” he said casually waving his hand. “How did you get out?” “Oh the janitor let me out” Bob said pointing at the room where he was being held, a janitor was cleaning the table waving back. “Dammit Johnson, this is what happened with that Russian spy” The agent said face palming herself, “Hey wait that’s see through, you didn't see me do anything did you?” the agent and Celestia looked at each other then at Bob, “No” “That's good” “Anyways where did you get that coffee” “Oh this..” “I’m telling you that its good show” two men in suits are talking next to a coffee dispenser, “I understand but I don’t think it matches up to Game Of Thrones,” Bob slowly walks to the machine and pours himself a cup. “Hey Kid?” “yeah” “So me and my friend are having an argument, about which is better Breaking Bad or Game Of Thrones” “Game of Thrones” Bob said pointing at his T-shirt “Aw come on” the other agent said shaking his head, “I just think that is has more depth, but that doesn't mean I don’t like Breaking Bad” “And then we talked about how 24 was good show...” “Okay we get it” The agent said raising her hand for Bob to stop, “So what is the next step?” Celestia said intervening The agent took a breath before continuing, “Medical, come on follow me” Bon nodded and began walking after the agent “You know, you're handling this pretty well, I thought you might have broke by now” Bob smiled awkwardly, “yeah...sure” The Car Ride: Bob was curled into a ball on the back seat crying, “I don’t want to get charge for treason, be disgraced and lose my citizenship, and have to move to Canada, although its really nice over there and I have relatives there, alongside free health insurance...Whhaaaaaaawhahahwah” He went on like this for three hours... Author's Note Another Chapter, bit of a filler, I tried to make it funny hope you get a few laughs, maybe over did on the scene changing, but let me know what you guys think, I also will be updating my story summary might give you even more things to expect and lastly thanks for reading. Yeah....I have no I idea what say to thatChapter 1: You know how we live our lives trying to imagine what our lives were like if we were hero's or something out of T.V. No?.....Crap I wasn't prepared for this, well anyways My names Robert Kawa, my last name makes a v sound instead of the w sound, its Polish but more about that later. I'm 16 years old living in IL right outside of Chicago. So I'm going to tell you something that happened to me that only has happened in fan fiction and Movies, Why I am i telling you a story?... Because its a good story and I want to stroke my ego so yeah...Anyways it all happened in summer of 1959....wait no that's Stand By Me.....It all started around 2013 two months before school was ending, Obama was president, everyone was addicted to texting, Iron man three just came out and most of all that's when I met them. "Beep" "Hey it's 100.3 the mix all your songs from the 80's and more, here Starship with we built this city" The sound of music filled my room, it was a Friday so here's hoping for a good day I thought as I turned off my alarm clock. I grumbled as I got out of bed, and got to my dresser to get something to change into, my room was what you expect of a teenage boy a little bit messy, I had a poster of Bruce lee along with Def Leppard and AC/DC. Yeah I'm a old fashioned Never really liked rap or pop that much I'm all rock and roll. My mom was drinking tea and she wished me good morning as I head to the shower, In my house both my parents are polish and moved here back when the commies were manning the Berlin wall I was born here but my parents made me go to polish school and I was able to speak, read and write Polish I won't lie my writing skill and reading could be better, but when you have to every Saturday in the morning you will slack off. But my point was that we speak polish at home. Before I got into the shower I looked at the mirror, I had dirty blond hair, bad acne, with rough looks, people always think that I’m way older like college age, oh and I have a mustache! but i really want a beard but my mom wont let me because of my acne. After getting washed up and got changed into my Game Of Thrones tee (it was the Stark wolf) with jeans and my doctor who belt. Was I a Nerd yes, am I a typical nerd hardly, I mean I really like a lot of nerdy stuff but never been have super into something, I mean yes I own a few shirts and some merchandise here and there but I like buy locks of hair and stuff, I'm more of a casual fan. After I finished up doing my usual morning ritual I walked past with my parents room were their T.V was on.It was news report about the current relationship status with the newly appeared Equestria and how communications were going between our two Nations. Little history lesson kids, around the time of oncoming apocalypse the nation of Equestria and whatever else popped off the coast of the U.S in the Atlantic. Shortly after a week Princess Celestia introduced herself the world and stuff went down, I wasn't really all up for keeping up with current events but let me tell you when this became public the entire Brony community was in panic thinking it was going to be like the Conversion bureau ha ha.....Okay so maybe I'm more of a nerd then I let on. So what I read fan fiction but hey some of that stuff is really good but anyways as it turns out that didn't, a few meetings with the U.N and some other complicated stuff with treaties and were all living peacefully. For the most part anyways, Celestia has been on the down low on what's in Equestria and the like, but so far no conversion centers have been set, personally this kind of interested me, since a show I like i was real, but truth be told after a while I moved on. I mean don't get me wrong its just that life goes on, I still got school and my life to live on and nothing really changed for me. I got myself some toast, before I had to leave for school, I was mostly just looking at the T.V news report. "In lighter news it seems Princess Celestia has been, furthering efforts of relations with the human race. This plan while not revealed fully has been said not to be harmful in anyway, we bring you this following statement." "The current plan is to further relations between are relations, but in order to do this I wish to use simple people and ponies of our nations to get along, not just are leaders," "Celestia is suggesting using civilians to further relations, so far no other report has been made, and no word has been made by the any other government." Before the report could go anymore I got my stuff and headed out my back door to my garage, I don't know how to drive a car yet so I drive a ,"Dramatic pause" a scooter! Yeah, so as it turns out in IL you can drive a scooter on the street, without a license as long as it was 50cc or lower. I'm not too sure about that so don't hold me to it, but I haven't been arrested yet so......Yay. I think its pretty cool its blue and looks like a Vespa but a little smaller. So I started my scooter and drove off to school, my high school is actually really close and I could walk there its only like a few streets away. It only took me a few minutes to get there, so I was able to find a spot in the students parking lot. You know if get to school an hour early, there's a lot of space. I just went to my first class and got a seat where I always sit, call me crazy but I think if you sit in the front you draw less attention more because the teacher thinks he can see you easily. Not that I would need to, I don't like to cause trouble, I just do what the teacher tells me to do, and try to respect the guy/gal and once I do it I can slack off it's.....not.....that.....hard. I know its high school or maybe its just here but this school but its filled with idiots and jerks, is it that hard not to text in class, just be polite, respect others and not be obsessed with sex. Now I'm not an old man even if I'm old fashioned, but come on it I thought there would be more to people then this. Classes started on time and I went through like always, the class I really like is history, no idea what is it about this subject but I really think its cool and hey I'm not too shabby at it. I also like philosophy, psychology and English is pretty fun, it’s mostly because of the stories and the fact that I'm a bit of writer might have to do with that....might. But what I want to do is become a detective, maybe I have been watching T.V too much but I find the idea of solving a crime really...what’s the word?......Interesting?...no..wait i got it fascinating on how you can deduce what a person does and is thinking when a crime is committed. So as I was telling you earlier, classes went by with me getting notes turning in any homework and listening to idiots argue, YOU CAN’T EAT FOOD DURING CLASS BECAUSE IT'S CLASS! "Ahem" sorry about that, but it gets on my nerves when my classmates can't seem to understand. I'm not saying I'm better then them or be mean its just that I feel like they're not even trying to be smart. Lunch came by and I grabbed my seat next to my friend James, he was a year older than me but he was a good friend, he had really short brown hair, he wore a green striped jacket and jeans(not like there's any other long type of pants we wear besides shorts). "Hey man "hey" "Did you hear about the news?" "about what" "about Celestia's plan" "oh that what about it" "Well I been checking the web around during last period about the whole thing" "and" I said taking out my lunch, a B.L.T and some ice tea "well as it turns out she's looking for high school students to be part of it" "That's weird, I'm mean shouldn't they get guys that know what their doing" "Hey as it turns out, ponies are considered adults when they are 16 in Equestria" "Since when are you interested in ponies, I thought I'm the only brony here" "you're right about that, but there's another thing." This got me interested, "what is this another thing?" "well rumor on the grape vine..." 'We have a grape vine?" I said smiling sheepishly while James chuckled "yes we do, but moving on, there's a rumor that someone from our school has been selected" I looked at James as if he was insane (more often than I like to admit), "That's bullshit if I ever heard of it, why the hell would they choose from our school," "That's what I heard, maybe it's you. Your a brony" "yeah right if anything they'll stay away from me, they would pick some rich smart kid, the fact of them choosing me and let alone a brony would be kind creepy". Truth be told Celestia did know about us bronies and was actually taken with us (I think it was the endless source of cake), she was a little surprised but noticed that not everything on the show was exact, and there was a lot of stuff not shown or changed. Anyways the point being is that Celestia wasn't freaking out And quite frankly enjoyed being liked as a celebrity then Dictator...I mean uh ruler. "I wonder, how the rest of the ponies will look like?" "I guessing just like on T.V" "yeah well if you get picked, I'll buy lunch" James said smiling "I'll hold you to that". After lunch was over I went on with finishing the rest of the classes, once that was over I got some stuff out of my locker, it was on the 2nd floor next to the science lab, it had a poster from the X-files with the a U.F.O with the words "I want to believe" on the inside of the door. After all was said and done I drove home, when I parked I got a text from my mom that she took my siblings to the park and my dad was still at work so I had the house to myself. All I really wanted to do was to relax, so i got myself a soda and headed to the living room, but there were some...visitors. " Its good that you have come Mr. Kawa, we have been waiting for you" Looking at me was Celestia snow white fur and flowing mane and all, alongside Luna, also mane flowing and blue fur, they were both smiling and responded with two reactions. I dropped my soda and said the first thing in my head, "Yeah....I have no Idea what say to that" Author's Note I'm still pretty new to this so, help me out if would you kindly, but tell me what you like and don't but here are 2 things I want to say If you hate stories like this don't read them and please no flame wars. 2.. I'm still new and figuring out things so keep your pants on if you see some errors. Hope to write more.
The Offer Of A lifetimeChapter 2: Offer of a lifetime This was really weird, like “Twilight Zone” weird, heh Twilight get it? you know Twilight Sparkle from M.L.P....O.K never mind. Point was this was freaky and I wasn't sure what the hell to do. “I think you dropped your soda?” Luna said pointing her hoof at the can on the floor “ummm..yeah...ummm...I’ll go get a rag or something” I needed an excuse to get some space, and I did need to clean up the soda spill cause that’s how you get ants. “No need, let me take care of that” Celestia said making her horn glow and pointed it at the mess, in a matter of seconds it kind of rewinded itself back to when I had it in my hand. “There you are” she said levitating my soda back to my hand with a smile “Thank you, ummm that was pretty cool, the whole magic thing” I said trying to keep myself from doing or saying something stupid. “Your welcome, and I’m happy that you like my magic” I wasn’t sure what to say so the whole thing pretty much became a staring contest, Luna probably thought of this as well, because she did not blink, Celestia hower blinked three times “I’m Princess Celestia, and this is my sister Luna” she said using her hoof to as she introduced herself and her sis. “Sup” Luna said causally. So I have a basic knowledge of what the deal was with Equestria appearing out of nowhere, so so far only Celestia has really talked to the other governments, Luna was always by Celestia’s side but I never really heard her talk or maybe she did, I don't listen to every speech especially the one where a republican ended towing a shoe at her, man that caused a panic charges were dropped and surprisingly the guy kept his job, they he forgot his “pills” but who knows, so I could have missed her. But she didn't really talk like she did in the show, she sounded talked like any modern person might have. “Hey,I know who you are... I’m Bob” I said waving and Luna, she seemed really happy when I did that. “Bob?, forgive me I thought your name was Robert?, and the nickname would be Rob” Celestia sad asking me puzzled. “Well the short for Robert was Rob but it rhymes with Bob so that became the nickname” I said rubbing the back off my head, man I was sweating bullets. “Bob? sounds plain” Luna said putting her hoof on her chin thoughtfully “Meh, it works” “its a nice nickname” Celestia said smiling, Okay really if she smiles anymore I’m going to get worried, why the hell were these two princess of a fictional and now real realm of Equestria in my house. Oh man its finally happened hasn't it I've gone insane, I’m freaking out man, game over there going to take me to mental asylum, its that “Call Of Cthulhu” game all over again. I've gotta think....I..I...I “ahem” okay calming down now sorry about that, I got to figure out how why are they here in a clever yet polite way hmmm. “why the hell are you here” Dammit, Celestia seemed a little fazed by my words, while luna kinda kept staring at me not really caring. “Sorry, I’m a still a little stunned, could you please tell me why your here” I said smiling sheepishly, hoping Celestia would understand after all she’s dealt with this kind of stuff right?, its not like I might cause a war between humanity and ponies....dammit why! what the hell did I do!...I...I..I...calming down now. I’m a leaf on the wind, leaf on wind....... “It’s fine I understand, after all we stopped in without any warning” “no its fine, but how did you get in here teleporting?” “yes we did, pretty cooool right” luna said putting some more then effort on the word cool” “yeah I guess” I said watching Luna get happy like a kid getting a lolly, yes there called lolly’s deal with it. “So why are you here did you need a cup of sugar or some coffee” I said hoping to break some of the Ice with the classic joke, ahh jokes never leave home without them. she giggled a bit before continuing, “No, but anyways we come to tell you that you have been extraordinary offer of being involved in political development of our two great nations.” At that point my phone started to ring (the ringtone is the Doctor Who intro theme), man is this a movie or what I bet it’s James and holy crap it is! “Excuse me for a moment” I said undoing the lock on my phone, its 1234 the exact number of my suitcase, heh nah just kidding.......no I’m not. “James this is kind off a bad time” “Dude have you seen the news?!” “No...why?” “check it out” I was hesitant but it was an excuse quickly went into the living room putting down my soda and turned it onto channel nine. “Huh so Hershey's is finally going to start making Twinkies again, I won't lie it's interesting but did you have to call me?.” “Turn to FOX!” “Okay” I said flipping the channels “Breaking news Celestia has been confirmed, to be sighted in a suburban area outside chicago, the President has said that Celestia has in fact chosen a human representative and that there is no reason to panic, however he has sent Military to avoid any kind of instability. the reason for this being Celestia has chosen someone for her so called project, we go on sight”. I kept looking on the screen until they showed a picture of a house.....wait that's...my house I’d recognize that lawn gnome anywhere. “Don’t tell me” I said running to my front door when I opened it I saw, military cars blocking both ends of my streets with people (normal people and a few bronies) and reporters from several news stations gathered around, they weren't kidding about keeping the police, but the minute I stepped out, everyone started yelling there he is, or look! and then came me being blinded by film flash. I quickly shut my door locking it behind me, “What is it” Celestia and Luna said in Unison “Did you by chance tell the President about you being here?” “yes” Celestia said giving me a so what look “Well now the military is on my front door" Celestia, walked over to the door and opened it herself,being flashed with lights from cameras, she almost closed the door instantly. “It seems we brought you some attention” “yeah, you did” “hello, you still there” “sorry James, forgot you were there” I said rubbing my eyes “Listen I got to go, and it looks like you owe me lunch” I said hanging up, oh well at least I managed to get a free lunch out of this, Luna was face hoofing herself while i massaged my head, and Luna well she sat on my couch drinking my soda not caring it was on the floor. we did this for almost five minutes until we interrupted my some knocks. “what the hell now” I said going to open my door, it could have been the reporters but the military was holding them at bay....I hope. When I opened my door two men dressed like they were from the “Men In Black” both about a foot taller then me, one with black the other with brown hair, stone cold faces not like Pete from “Warehouse 13” they were wearing tinted sunglasses showing me bandages with the United States emblem with the words “Secret Service” in silver. “Can I help?” I said getting a little scared “Were with the Secret Service, please put your hands on your head and don't resist” The brown haired agent said closing the door coming in with a suitcase while the other one searched me and once found I was armed he handcuffed me and took me to the kitchen. “what about Celestia and Luna?” “Just sit down” he said coldly I did what he said not wanting to get tazered, do the Secret Service even use tazer or pepper spray? I do not want to find out and getting shot or arrested for treason would be bad. Celestia and Luna came in with sympathetic glances toward me, I returned the gesture hoping they would see I didn't blame them. We were also joined with two more agents and my parents being led by two more behind them, groups of two I guess. “[Hi Mom, Hi Dad]” I said in polish, but got no response, they were still in shock and...hey how come I’m the only one with handcuffs bastards, Getting side tracked any who one of secret service agents that was carrying a suitcase open it revealing a small laptop he turned it on showing the Commander And Chief and bunch of other men and women. “Hello Mr. Robert Kawa” I responded once more with first thing that came in my head “You gotta be kidding me” Author's Note Chapter 2, if your still here, must be doing something right hope you keep reading, feel free to comment and as always have a nice day.
Your Joking Right?!You know what I just realized, this would make an awesome old spice commercial, think about it Celestia and Luna would come in and meet some guy about some offer, secret service would show up handcuff the guy, take out a computer and the president would be there, then the guy would ask about the offer and the president would respond with “trying our new Old Spice soap”. Come on that's a pretty good Idea, better write that down.....oh and well as to what was going on well after being tied down by government spooks and meeting two princesses, alongside the president, I began to panic, Luna said something about helping me calm down and it kinda went blurry from there, I do remember something about ninja cabbages wanting to destroy the world but I think that was a dream, oh well guess we'll never know. Luna’s perspective: This was an interesting turn of events, I finally got to meet him and now he was muttering something about ninja cabbages taking over the world. He was panicking so I cast a spell to calm his nerves, I think it might have been too strong because he drooling and barely awake. “Luna, what did you do?” my sister said putting her hoof to her forehead “I only wanted to calm him down, I guess I overdid it “ I said smiling sheepishly “can someone take him to his room, while I talk to his parents and to Princess Celestia” the president said entering the conversation, I knew this was a good chance to see his room, so I had to take action “I'll do it” I said grabbing him with my magic making him float in the air, while he seemed to call for the assistance of a Doctor McNinja to help fight against the cabbages, I must have really hit him with my spell really hard. “May I ask where his room is?” I said turning to his parents “right behind you” he said pointing to a door that had a sign that said warning bigger on the inside with a box on the bottom. “Thank you” I said hurrying and entering his room with him in tow, before someone could stop me. When I entered his room I saw where his bed was and laid him on it, it was dark blue with white pillows and the rest of his room was interesting. While messy he had a few posters on his walls, a small library across from his bed containing many books, must be a avid reader, a desk with papers and other nick knacks scattered around with a black laptop. All that remained was a tan rug on the floor, a dresser and his closet. This was not what i expected, I never knew how Robert or Bob, as he said looked like, I met him on one of the computers given to us. I was looking about and I found him while researching about human writings they called it fan-fiction if I recall correctly, some were disturbing to say the least. But I started a conversation with him and we became friends and when Celly got this idea from watching a show call “Real World” some show about a bunch of humans living together, so she thought it would a good thing to try. Realizing this I talked to the nice men belonging to a group titled MI-6 about locating him for me and some convincing of Celly and I managed to get him to be part of the project. Well he still hasn't agreed but I’m sure he’ll agree to me his cool and hip friend. Luna’s Daydream “wow Luna you're amazing, lets be friends forever” Bob said smiling while running alongside luna in a field of daisies. “You're also equally amazing , and of course we'll be best friends forever hahaha” “Hahahahah” “Its to bad you don’t have a friend like Bob” Luna said turning to her sister who just happened to be here and more fatter (daydream mechanics, strange stuff). “whawhawah why can't I be cool as you Luna, how come you always have to be cuter smarter and way more intelligent than me, now I'm going to eat some cake to make myself feel better” Celestia said running of crying with chocolate stains across her face “Luna watch out Ninja Cabbages!” Bob said appearing without a shirt and a red bandanna around his head shooting a 50 cal machine gun shooting cabbages wielding nun-chucks “What!!” “Huh....needs some more work, and where did ninja cabbages come in?” I said thinking out loud. “Ninja Cabbages, prepare to meet your maker” Bob said out in his delusional state, I was feeling kind of bad my first human friend and I accidentally use my magic to drug him. It was really hard to make friends after the nightmare moon incident and even after going to Ponyville for nightmare night I still wasn't able to talk to other ponies. But when I went on the Internet no one knew who I was, and these humans adored me this was a perfect time to make a friend after all the internet is a nice polite place right?. But I was going to be the best possible friend he could ever have and make up for putting him his current state! I decided to take a quick look at his belongings, I was simply wondering what humans into, Bob seemed to look like he was on top of the latest trends. Posters with AC/DC and Def Leppard put on his wall, this was clearly the latest music. I took a quick peek at his book collections some of the books were written in a different language, Polish if i remember reading Bob’s file a bit. But they ranged from some rather large ones on history and a few others, to some smaller ones like 20,000 leagues under a sea and Black Beauty, a book about a pony no less I would have to check it out on a later date. Before I decided to leave Bob to sober up as it were, I wanted to get a quick peek at his clothing, Rarity has been asking me about human clothing and I’m sure Bob would not mind. I took a look in his cabinet and examined his clothing, some pants and shirts with different pictures and words written on them. before I closed the cabinet, I saw myself looking at one of the shirts.....it had me on it.....I was speechless....I looked at the shirt closer it had the words Luna is best princess on it. This changed everything I was not going to be his friend...I was going to be his best friend!!! This showed he liked me, It was clear he had shown affection clearly for me the moment he set his eyes on me now I knew he had to expect the offer, but his parents would have to agree as well some other government stuff, but still. I can't wait and I think I know how to speed things up a bit, just you wait Bob your best-est friend Luna is going to help you out. I said jumping around with joy, dropping his shirt on the ground, I should probably leave before Celly wonders why I was gone for so long. Bob’s perspective “ahh man my head” I said opening my eyes “what the hell happened, the last thing I remember was Cabbage Ninjas..hahaha such a silly dream” I said turning my head facing my desk and what I saw made my heart stop, a cabbage wearing a ninja mask on my desk. “WHAT THE HELL?!!” Author's Note Alright Folks another chapter, after getting some advice from Melrose The Mad (thank you, once more) I am trying to write more form the point of view of the ponies. As always all comments help, if you favorite tell me why you like it and if you dislike why you don't, I appreciate all comments and they help grow as a writer. Also I'm going to start editing more of my chapters and I'm still looking for a proof reader so hopefully I can improve this story even more. -cheers
Big Brother Big Brother Luna and Me Two pony princesses in my house, government spooks, the president talking to me. All on a Friday, so at this point in time I was confused and not sure what to make of any of it. But after I woke up Luna busted in my room shouting you're awake best friend or something, and took me with her magic into the living room. I was then finally given an explanation, so it was the whole plan thing Celestia said on the news and I was selected and stuff. So I unfortunately was then given a stern warning by the spooks and The president, using his exact words “his ass is riding on this so take the offer” and a threat or at least I think it was a threat. They also said I would be making my country proud and I would be rewarded,It almost made me forget why the hell they were asking a sixteen year old kid to be an emissary or whatever to a race of ponies! “Sooo, let me get this straight” I said fidgeting a bit, handcuffs were not very comfy, “you want me, to babysit the Elements of Harmony?” “and me!” Luna said interrupting me. “that is correct” Celestia and the president said in unison, “This is crazy I am highly unqualified for something like this!!” The president did some hand motion and one of the spooks showed me a check, “holy crap!!” I said looking at it, that much money for watching the ponies I could use that kind of money....Don’t look at me like that, it’s not like you wouldn't want to get that much money, “[son for the love of god please take the offer!!]” my dad said putting his hands together, “{ yes please think of what we could use that money for}” Not my parents, I couldn't really blame them. But dammit I have morals, or at least I think I do...Well at this moment I do, and I really didn't like being forced on the spot. “Does anyone care about my opinion” Everyone just sort of stared at me, “Well” Celestia said raising an eyebrow, “Well...I don’t know!” Everyone groaned, “please take the job” Luna said putting her hooves on my shoulder making me face her, she tried giving me puppy eyes but pony cuteness has little or no effect on me, now if she was smaller and a chi-bi, then we'll talk. “Okay,” I said awkwardly,felt like I had something in my noggin, you know how you watch something and it stays with you no matter what, until you do forget about it, yeah it was like that “really!!” Luna said joyfully “no” I said keeping up with my manly persona, “no” Luna said in a sad voice “yes” I said very manly like, puffing out my chest “yes!!” she said with her joyfulness “yes” I said remaining my, manly stance “Then it's settled, we'll give you the paperwork, Mr. and Ms. Kawa, your son will be taken for inspection.” “What!! I didn’t agree to this” “well you just did” two of the agents took me by the arms, “I have rights!!” I yelled as they carried me to the door “you're sixteen, you technically don’t have that many” one of the agents that was holding me by the arms said giving me a look. “Really?” “yeah sorry you have to wait until you're 18 “but isn’t this like underage drafting or something” “nope” “so much for the amendments or constitution” I said as we got out the door, with cameras on my face, along with reporters asking me questions. A black car made its way in front of my house and I was put in the back. Now I was pissed, angry, and scared, in a weird kind of mix of the three, I’m pretty sure I got my rights violated along the line somewhere, but It’s not like I memorized practical law. Also why was I being chosen, man I so confused. Alright I gotta pull myself together...I’m screwed aren't I? Somewhere Secret: So I was placed in some kind of interrogation room with a single light from the ceiling, reminded me of 24, good show started watching it on Netflix, I’m on the third season. So I waited there for like three hours, I’m usually a patient guy, unless it’s video games, waiting for no reason, or other. I believe this fits into the last two, finally someone came, It was woman dressed like a spook. Man big brother loves his suits don’t he, any-who she had brown hair and looked like she was in her 30’s, she was also holding a bulky suitcase. “I’m going to ask you a few questions” she said coldly putting the suitcase on the table, she opened it taking out a file, she went over it for a minute before asking. “How old are you?” “16” “Have you have had any military training?” weird question, yes I am familiar with all Warsaw pact firearms including a bunch of other stuff in urban and wildlife survival, how do I know this? Well I have watch Macgyver, A-team, 24 and burn notice, so I’m pretty qualified.....What? “No” “It’ says your a black-belt in Tae-kwon-do, you any good?” “Well....” Just last week at practice: Bob made a dramatic stance, with a pair of nun-chucks, before he did a back-flip falling his face, and trying to wave his weapon around. “I’m decent” “you also took fencing a while back but stopped after about a year and a half” That's right I use to take fencing, I forgot most of the stuff though, in my defense blame zorro at the time. I saw the movie and I wanted to learn fencing, “also archery” Green arrow faze, and I i think I might have shot someone elses tire out, so that kind of ended that. But...But.. I did manage to become a decent enough shot to somehow not die of hunger on a deserted island “Yes” “Have you taken any illegal drugs” “No” And this was how it went on for an hour the woman did leave halfway to give me a break though, but once it was finally over they finally moved me out of the room and into a new one, they finally took off my handcuffs. During Bob’s integration: “So what do you think”, Celestia said looking at Bob through a one sided window, “he seems normal, got some weird hobbies though” the woman integrating bob said looking at him walk up to the mirror. Bob began to straighten his hair and simply straighten him off, “Weird?” Celestia said thoughtfully, “Yeah archery, martial arts, fencing, playing Accordion” “What’s an Accordion?” just last year: Bob dressed in a Polish polka outfit, with the feathered hat playing the accordion alongside more band members while singing. “We’ll he sure is interesting” “I'll say” the female agent said watching bob perform a series of Michael jackson moves including the moonwalk. “Kid can dance though” Celestia giggled looking at bob who had finished his dance number and now was now doing a dirty Hairy impression. “Don’t you agree Luna?” Celestia said turning to the right seeing no one was their, Luna?” Back at Bob’s house: Luna was searching Bob’s room, “let’s see what do you like best friend bob” “Must have gone to the bathroom” Celestia said looking back at the agent, “Do really want this kid?, I mean he seems like a nice guy like a nice guy and all, but he doesn't seem like he’s qualified.” “Luna insisted we use him” “Why him?” “I don’t know, but she threw a rather large tantrum.” “so you choose him because your sister threw a tantrum?” The female agent said giving celestia a curious look. “yes, yes I did” Luna’s tantrum: “But I want himmmm!!!” Luna sobbing while holding a Laptop with magic to Celestia's face showing her a picture of Bob. “Luna I understand you want him to be part of this project, but I think we could find someone more qualified.” Celestia said moving the computer away with her hoof gently “But Tia, he’s my best friend and he is so qualified,” Luna said turning her back pouting Celestia smiled amused at her sister's antics, “how is is he qualified?” “Well uhh” Luna said looking at the laptop, “He’s Polish and Like’s AC/DC” Luna turned around smiling. “How does that make him qualified?" Celestia said rubbing her head, “Uhh it shows that he’s culturally refined in music and he’s bilingual, what else.” “I understand but he’s young and and inexperienced,” “so he'll get some experience and besides he would be considered and adult here” “you know that it's different over there, and besides it would be his choice to begin with” Luna sat down and look sadly at the floor with tears in her eyes, “You just want to undermine me because I’m the younger sister, I get a human best friend and you won't let him be a part of this project” Luna said finally said crying loudly, Celestia Looked at her with disbelief, “Luna” “WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” “Luna stop it” “Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!” Celestia sighed, “fine he can be a part of this,” Luna stopped crying instantly, “Great, you won't regret it” Luna said racing off, “This is going to end badly isn't it?” Celestia said asking herself “That doesn't sound responsible” The agent said giving Celestia a look, “I concur” Bob said stepping in the room holding some coffee in a cup, “Bob” the agent and Celestia said together in unison, “Hello” he said casually waving his hand. “How did you get out?” “Oh the janitor let me out” Bob said pointing at the room where he was being held, a janitor was cleaning the table waving back. “Dammit Johnson, this is what happened with that Russian spy” The agent said face palming herself, “Hey wait that’s see through, you didn't see me do anything did you?” the agent and Celestia looked at each other then at Bob, “No” “That's good” “Anyways where did you get that coffee” “Oh this..” “I’m telling you that its good show” two men in suits are talking next to a coffee dispenser, “I understand but I don’t think it matches up to Game Of Thrones,” Bob slowly walks to the machine and pours himself a cup. “Hey Kid?” “yeah” “So me and my friend are having an argument, about which is better Breaking Bad or Game Of Thrones” “Game of Thrones” Bob said pointing at his T-shirt “Aw come on” the other agent said shaking his head, “I just think that is has more depth, but that doesn't mean I don’t like Breaking Bad” “And then we talked about how 24 was good show...” “Okay we get it” The agent said raising her hand for Bob to stop, “So what is the next step?” Celestia said intervening The agent took a breath before continuing, “Medical, come on follow me” Bon nodded and began walking after the agent “You know, you're handling this pretty well, I thought you might have broke by now” Bob smiled awkwardly, “yeah...sure” The Car Ride: Bob was curled into a ball on the back seat crying, “I don’t want to get charge for treason, be disgraced and lose my citizenship, and have to move to Canada, although its really nice over there and I have relatives there, alongside free health insurance...Whhaaaaaaawhahahwah” He went on like this for three hours... Author's Note Another Chapter, bit of a filler, I tried to make it funny hope you get a few laughs, maybe over did on the scene changing, but let me know what you guys think, I also will be updating my story summary might give you even more things to expect and lastly thanks for reading.
Yeah....I have no I idea what say to thatChapter 1: You know how we live our lives trying to imagine what our lives were like if we were hero's or something out of T.V. No?.....Crap I wasn't prepared for this, well anyways My names Robert Kawa, my last name makes a v sound instead of the w sound, its Polish but more about that later. I'm 16 years old living in IL right outside of Chicago. So I'm going to tell you something that happened to me that only has happened in fan fiction and Movies, Why I am i telling you a story?... Because its a good story and I want to stroke my ego so yeah...Anyways it all happened in summer of 1959....wait no that's Stand By Me.....It all started around 2013 two months before school was ending, Obama was president, everyone was addicted to texting, Iron man three just came out and most of all that's when I met them. "Beep" "Hey it's 100.3 the mix all your songs from the 80's and more, here Starship with we built this city" The sound of music filled my room, it was a Friday so here's hoping for a good day I thought as I turned off my alarm clock. I grumbled as I got out of bed, and got to my dresser to get something to change into, my room was what you expect of a teenage boy a little bit messy, I had a poster of Bruce lee along with Def Leppard and AC/DC. Yeah I'm a old fashioned Never really liked rap or pop that much I'm all rock and roll. My mom was drinking tea and she wished me good morning as I head to the shower, In my house both my parents are polish and moved here back when the commies were manning the Berlin wall I was born here but my parents made me go to polish school and I was able to speak, read and write Polish I won't lie my writing skill and reading could be better, but when you have to every Saturday in the morning you will slack off. But my point was that we speak polish at home. Before I got into the shower I looked at the mirror, I had dirty blond hair, bad acne, with rough looks, people always think that I’m way older like college age, oh and I have a mustache! but i really want a beard but my mom wont let me because of my acne. After getting washed up and got changed into my Game Of Thrones tee (it was the Stark wolf) with jeans and my doctor who belt. Was I a Nerd yes, am I a typical nerd hardly, I mean I really like a lot of nerdy stuff but never been have super into something, I mean yes I own a few shirts and some merchandise here and there but I like buy locks of hair and stuff, I'm more of a casual fan. After I finished up doing my usual morning ritual I walked past with my parents room were their T.V was on.It was news report about the current relationship status with the newly appeared Equestria and how communications were going between our two Nations. Little history lesson kids, around the time of oncoming apocalypse the nation of Equestria and whatever else popped off the coast of the U.S in the Atlantic. Shortly after a week Princess Celestia introduced herself the world and stuff went down, I wasn't really all up for keeping up with current events but let me tell you when this became public the entire Brony community was in panic thinking it was going to be like the Conversion bureau ha ha.....Okay so maybe I'm more of a nerd then I let on. So what I read fan fiction but hey some of that stuff is really good but anyways as it turns out that didn't, a few meetings with the U.N and some other complicated stuff with treaties and were all living peacefully. For the most part anyways, Celestia has been on the down low on what's in Equestria and the like, but so far no conversion centers have been set, personally this kind of interested me, since a show I like i was real, but truth be told after a while I moved on. I mean don't get me wrong its just that life goes on, I still got school and my life to live on and nothing really changed for me. I got myself some toast, before I had to leave for school, I was mostly just looking at the T.V news report. "In lighter news it seems Princess Celestia has been, furthering efforts of relations with the human race. This plan while not revealed fully has been said not to be harmful in anyway, we bring you this following statement." "The current plan is to further relations between are relations, but in order to do this I wish to use simple people and ponies of our nations to get along, not just are leaders," "Celestia is suggesting using civilians to further relations, so far no other report has been made, and no word has been made by the any other government." Before the report could go anymore I got my stuff and headed out my back door to my garage, I don't know how to drive a car yet so I drive a ,"Dramatic pause" a scooter! Yeah, so as it turns out in IL you can drive a scooter on the street, without a license as long as it was 50cc or lower. I'm not too sure about that so don't hold me to it, but I haven't been arrested yet so......Yay. I think its pretty cool its blue and looks like a Vespa but a little smaller. So I started my scooter and drove off to school, my high school is actually really close and I could walk there its only like a few streets away. It only took me a few minutes to get there, so I was able to find a spot in the students parking lot. You know if get to school an hour early, there's a lot of space. I just went to my first class and got a seat where I always sit, call me crazy but I think if you sit in the front you draw less attention more because the teacher thinks he can see you easily. Not that I would need to, I don't like to cause trouble, I just do what the teacher tells me to do, and try to respect the guy/gal and once I do it I can slack off it's.....not.....that.....hard. I know its high school or maybe its just here but this school but its filled with idiots and jerks, is it that hard not to text in class, just be polite, respect others and not be obsessed with sex. Now I'm not an old man even if I'm old fashioned, but come on it I thought there would be more to people then this. Classes started on time and I went through like always, the class I really like is history, no idea what is it about this subject but I really think its cool and hey I'm not too shabby at it. I also like philosophy, psychology and English is pretty fun, it’s mostly because of the stories and the fact that I'm a bit of writer might have to do with that....might. But what I want to do is become a detective, maybe I have been watching T.V too much but I find the idea of solving a crime really...what’s the word?......Interesting?...no..wait i got it fascinating on how you can deduce what a person does and is thinking when a crime is committed. So as I was telling you earlier, classes went by with me getting notes turning in any homework and listening to idiots argue, YOU CAN’T EAT FOOD DURING CLASS BECAUSE IT'S CLASS! "Ahem" sorry about that, but it gets on my nerves when my classmates can't seem to understand. I'm not saying I'm better then them or be mean its just that I feel like they're not even trying to be smart. Lunch came by and I grabbed my seat next to my friend James, he was a year older than me but he was a good friend, he had really short brown hair, he wore a green striped jacket and jeans(not like there's any other long type of pants we wear besides shorts). "Hey man "hey" "Did you hear about the news?" "about what" "about Celestia's plan" "oh that what about it" "Well I been checking the web around during last period about the whole thing" "and" I said taking out my lunch, a B.L.T and some ice tea "well as it turns out she's looking for high school students to be part of it" "That's weird, I'm mean shouldn't they get guys that know what their doing" "Hey as it turns out, ponies are considered adults when they are 16 in Equestria" "Since when are you interested in ponies, I thought I'm the only brony here" "you're right about that, but there's another thing." This got me interested, "what is this another thing?" "well rumor on the grape vine..." 'We have a grape vine?" I said smiling sheepishly while James chuckled "yes we do, but moving on, there's a rumor that someone from our school has been selected" I looked at James as if he was insane (more often than I like to admit), "That's bullshit if I ever heard of it, why the hell would they choose from our school," "That's what I heard, maybe it's you. Your a brony" "yeah right if anything they'll stay away from me, they would pick some rich smart kid, the fact of them choosing me and let alone a brony would be kind creepy". Truth be told Celestia did know about us bronies and was actually taken with us (I think it was the endless source of cake), she was a little surprised but noticed that not everything on the show was exact, and there was a lot of stuff not shown or changed. Anyways the point being is that Celestia wasn't freaking out And quite frankly enjoyed being liked as a celebrity then Dictator...I mean uh ruler. "I wonder, how the rest of the ponies will look like?" "I guessing just like on T.V" "yeah well if you get picked, I'll buy lunch" James said smiling "I'll hold you to that". After lunch was over I went on with finishing the rest of the classes, once that was over I got some stuff out of my locker, it was on the 2nd floor next to the science lab, it had a poster from the X-files with the a U.F.O with the words "I want to believe" on the inside of the door. After all was said and done I drove home, when I parked I got a text from my mom that she took my siblings to the park and my dad was still at work so I had the house to myself. All I really wanted to do was to relax, so i got myself a soda and headed to the living room, but there were some...visitors. " Its good that you have come Mr. Kawa, we have been waiting for you" Looking at me was Celestia snow white fur and flowing mane and all, alongside Luna, also mane flowing and blue fur, they were both smiling and responded with two reactions. I dropped my soda and said the first thing in my head, "Yeah....I have no Idea what say to that" Author's Note I'm still pretty new to this so, help me out if would you kindly, but tell me what you like and don't but here are 2 things I want to say If you hate stories like this don't read them and please no flame wars. 2.. I'm still new and figuring out things so keep your pants on if you see some errors. Hope to write more.
