DISCLAIMER: This is not a Human in Equestria story!

My name is Jason Wheeler. At least, that's what I think my name is. I'm not sure about anything anymore. Everything is all messed up. I've only been on this island a few days, and something is getting to me. Maybe it's the heat. Maybe it's the anxiety. But I do know a few things for certain.

I might die here.
My family has no idea where I am.
Ponies don't talk.