The 'A new Home' shorts collection.

by NotRamjet97

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Crossover, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 1720

This is a collection of shorts I had originally put on FF.net, and now I'm putting on here as a box set. enjoy!

These are the shorts that I made of the Autobots' doing normal stuff with the ponies. The stories are:
Wikipedia- What happens when the Lamborghini twins get on Wikipedia? Trouble, that's what!

Side Burn's cutie mark-You say it's impossible for autonomus robitic organisisms from the planet Cybertron to get cutie marks? Ha! Woe is ye of little faith! Just how DO they get cutie marks? Easy! Read the drabble and find out!

Westerns- What happens when Ironhide lets Spike watch a western? Trouble, that's what.

To the MOOOOOOOONN- After a small tussle, Grimlock and Celestia face off!

Wikipedia 2: The truth. So what happens when it turns out Sideswipe and Sunstreaker were RIGHT about their Wikipedia article?

More to come!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-03 21:18:29 UTC

Side Burn's cutie mark

Side Burn's Cutie Mark

"WOO-HOO!" An enthusiastic Side Burn shouted, "I did it! I did it!"

"Did what exactly?" His way-more-serious-older brother Prowl asked.

"I got my cutie mark!"

"What?" Prowl asked in a serious tone.

"Uh-huh!" Side Burn then transformed into his SRT Viper Alt. mode and sure enough, on his flank was a picture of a small red sports car.

Prowl was not amused. "That's paint."

"What?! No it's not. It's a genuine-" He stopped, mainly because he heard someone laughing. Or make that, somepony.

Rainbow dash.

"You seriously thought you got a cutie mark? THAT'S RICH!" Rainbow burst into more laughing from where she was sitting on a tree branch. Side Burn stared at her with an absolutely sparkbroken look. He was crushed, devastated. And she kept laughing at him!

She thought he was stupid. The thought dawned onto him, realization hitting him like a…something…um, speeding train…flying elephant, whatever. The sadness flew away and was replaced with anger. Hot, furious, burning anger.

"You think that's rich?" Side Burn sneered, glaring daggers at the blue pegasus, "You'll think this is priceless." He grabbed his gun and shot at the branch Rainbow was sitting on.

*CRACK*

The branch fell and with it Rainbow dash.

"Oof!" Exclaimed said mare upon landing on the ground.

"Whatsa matter, Dash?" Side Burn taunted, "Forgot your wings?"

Thus began a heated argument. Meanwhile, Prowl watched the fight from a distance, shaking his helm. Tisking, he said, "Younglings."

To the MOOOOOOOOOOONN!!

"Princess Celestia," Optimus Prime began. "I am so glad you could make it."

The Princess nodded ever so slightly. "The pleasure is all mine."

Before Optimus could say why he had brought her here, there was a loud rumbling and a lot of crashing.

Celestia got a concerned look. "Is everything alright?"

"I'm sure it's fine. These things usually happen. Prowl probably has it under control."

"GET BACK HERE, YOU *BLEEP*ING *BLEEP* BEFORE I *BLEEP* YOUR SORRY *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!"

Celestia looked towards the source of the noise. "Prowl, I presume?"

Optimus nodded reluctantly. "There is never a dull moment at the Autobot base."

Celestia nodded.

There was a moment of awkward silence.

"Nice weather we're having," the Prime commented.

"Mh-hm. The pegasi are doing a very good job."

"What? There aren't any pegasi here."

A blue and rainbow blur raced in between the two, shouting, "Coming through!"

"Well...none that control the weather."

A sudden crack of lightning made Optimus look up.

...only to get drenched by a rain cloud. With an unamused question on the Autobot leader's faceplates, Rainbow apologized, "Whoops! My bad!"

Then the rain disappeared.

And the awkward silence came back.

The clock ticked away the seconds.

The crashs became more frequent.

The bangs becane louder.

Seconds turned into minutes.

Prowl's cussing became more colorful.

Optimus, not able to stand the silence anymore, went to the last resort. "So how 'bout those yankees?"

"I beg your pardon?"

"Yankees. It's a human thing for--"

Noticing the weird look she gave him, he aborted the mission. "Oh never mind."

"Me Grimlock SMASH!"

A few seconds after the battlecry, a raging Dinobot came in with Electric Storm hanging on for dear life.

"Grimlock," she scolded, "you watch WAY too many Avengers movies!"

Grimlock didn't take that too well and he flicked his tail, throwing the femme into a wall. He began stomping around, anhillating everything in his path. "Destroy! DESTROY!" he roared with glee.

"Grimlock, *calm do—"

Paying no attention to the Prime, Grimlock threw his tail to the left, smacking into Optimus.

"GRIMLOCK DESTROY! ME LOVE TO DESTR—"

"YYYYYYYYYEEEEOW!!!!!"

Grimlock temporarily stopped his smashing to ask, "Huh?"

He looked down to see his pede on Princess Celestia's tail. Her expression was one frozen in pain, containing burning fury.

"Oh, me Grimlock sorry for stepping on ugly pony's tail," he apologized, getting off of her.

Celestia's face was slowly turning red, thoughts boiling in her mind. 'First he stepped on my beautiful tail. Then he called me ugly. ME! UGLY!!'

Seeing the white princess turn red, the Dinobot asked, "Uh, you pony okay?"

"TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Before Grimlock could comprehend what was going on, there was a flash of yellow and pink. Next thing he knew, he was on a white ground. It had big holes in it, ooh, and there was Earth, and there was all the pretty stars and—wait. That must mean he was...

Grimlock let out a roar. "WHY YOU WHITE PONY SEND ME GRIMLOCK TO THE MOON?!"

Back on Autobot base, Optimus had recovered, but he couldn't find him anywhere. Then he saw the Princess.

"Princess Celestia! Are you okay?"

"Oh yes."

"Did Grimlock cause you any trouble?"

"I found a place for him..."

Celestia's face suddenly changed.

"Uh...Princess?" Optimus asked cautiously. "Why is your face human-like and slanted?"

Trollestia grinned at him. "I sent him TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Optimus stared at Trollestia in horror.

"U mad, bro?"

Wikipedia 2: The truth

Wikipedia 2: The truth.

"Sideswipe? Sunstreaker?" Prowl calmly asked the Lamborghini twins.

"Yes?" They answered in unison.

Prowl cleared his throat. "I suppose you haven't been tampering with almost every news source on the internet, have you?"

"No, but it sounds like an awesome prank. Why?" Sideswipe asked.

Prowl handed the twins the computer in his servo as the twins looked at the headline. "Uh, why do you care about George Zimmerman?" Sunstreaker asked.

Prowl frowned. "Beg pardon?"

Sideswipe hand Prowl the computer. "No, not this." He scrolled down a bit. "THIS."

They read again:

'Cote De Pablo to leave NCIS'

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker looked at each other. "Sides?"

"Yeah Sunny?"

"Don't call me that."

"Okay Sunny."

"Ugh! Sides do you know what this means?"

"That you're real picky?"

"No! That we were RIGHT about our prediction about Ziva leaving!"

"Oh... so that means we're..."

"Meteorologists!"

"Oh, I thought it meant we were fortune tellers."

"Meh, that could be a side job, but we can be weather-bots now!"

"...And as fortune tellers we can run Madame Pinkie outta business!"

Suddenly Pinkie Pie (dressed like a Gypsy) popped up and glared at Sideswipe. "We'll see about that," She then began to fade away. "We'll see..."

"Wow...that was creepy..." Sideswipe thought aloud.

Sunstreaker nodded in agreement. "No kiddin'. No kiddin."

Wikipedia

Wikipedia

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker snickered as they scrolled down a page on the computer. The two could hardly contain their laughter. "And just what are you two doing?" Prowl asked the two twins.

"Nothing," They answered in unison.

"Then why are you laughing?"

"Cuz."

"Because why?"

"Well…" The two scooted away from the computer and let the Autobot Second in Command look.

Ponyville library…

"Alright Spike," Twilight Sparkle began, "Now that we've-"

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Came a voice (that sounded like Prowl's) off in the distance.

"That's weird," the purple Allicorn mused aloud, "I wonder what's wrong?"

Autobot base…

"WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!" Prowl kept asking.

"Yo man, what's goin' on?" Jazz asked his fellow Autobots.

Sideswipe whispered. "We went on Wikipedia and put on that they're gonna kill Ziva in the next season, now Prowl's freaking out!"

"Yo man, that ain't cool, that's like tellin' Ratchet House ended."

"HOUSE ENDED?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ratchet's voice yelled.

"Wow, that dude really needs to catch up,"Jazz thought aloud.

"Yeah," Sunstreaker snickered, "That's like telling Blaster Hannah Montana's done."

"WHAT?!" Blaster boomed.

"We really need to stop this."

"Us?" Sides and Sunny asked in unison, "That's like trying to get Pinkie pie to stop watching Cake Boss."

"No Pony's taking Cake Boss from me! NO PONY!" Pinkie pie threatened as she walked through the hall way, going towards the TV.

"Wow," Sideswipe mused, "She's madder then Perceptor would be if he found out Bill Nye the Science Guy was over."

"WHAT?!"

Westerns

Westerns

Spike the dragon sat in the Autobot's main room in front of the computer, which also doubled as their television. He was currently watching something called a "western" with the Autobot Ironhide. At first, Spike wasn't too sure about it, but after an hour or so he really started to get into it, though not without bugging Ironhide with questions. "Ironhide? What are those things the humans are riding called? They look funny."

"Those are horses, some people call 'em ponies."

"Huh? Those aren't ponies."

"Yeah they are."

"No they're not, I've lived with one my entire life, I think I'd know."

"True, but on Earth they were different, they didn't talk or think or do much except let people ride on 'em. And there weren't any pegasi or unicorns, just earth ponies."

"Oh…"

They continued to watch until Twilight came in, which was about 9:00. "There you are, I was wondering where you had gone off to," The lavender Allicorn said in a rather mother-like tone.

"Gud evenin', Princess," Ironhide greeted.

"I thought I told you," Twilight began, "That you don't have to call me 'Princess', Twilight will do just fine."

"Alright then, Twilight," Ironhide corrected before returning to his movie.

Twilight smiled at the large robot before turning her attention to Spike. "I need to get you in bed, it's past your bed time."

"Bed time? I don't have a bed time."

"Well, tonight you do, we have to go to Canterlot tomorrow and you and I both need our rest."

"Ugh, fine." With that, Spike climbed on Twilight's back, and while he was up there, an idea formed. "Giddy-up, Twilight! Yah!" After yelling that, he slapped Twilight's flank, which surprised the mare. This caused her to make a whinnying sound, which also resulted in her kicking up her hind legs and sending Spike into the air like a rocket.

Nitro-x then entered the room. "Hey Ironhide, I- Whoa!" The Autobot shifted his body to one side so as to not get hit by the baby dragon-missle.

The dragon flew into the wall with a BCHK! and got his head thingy stuck in the wall. Nitro-x was the first to get to him with Twilight and Ironhide not far behind. Nitro-x grabbed Spike's legs, and pulled, the baby dragon coming out with a POP! Twilight then rushed to her assistant, "Oh Spike, are you okay? I didn't mean to buck you off."

"Wow, Twi!" Spike said enthusiastically, "You're a better bucking bronco then Applejack!"

Twilight's cheeks turned red at the intended-to-be-a-compliment from Spike.