Whats Equestria?

So where to begin my life story. lets start from the point where i got into firearms. i was only 9 at the time but hey never to late to start. I loved hunting, ever since i shot my first gun which was a .22. anyway my 16th birthday ( yes i know skipped 7 years of my life but t isnt important) was a week before my accident, everything was going great, my brthday present was a Remington 870, which is my personal favorite shotgun for hunting. Im pretty good when it comes to handywork and suvivalism (is that a word i dont know) but anyways. okay here we go.

                  Bwahhhh! i fell of a steep ravine with a loud thud. when  came to it was dark i felt the darkness come over me like a thick blanket. All i could see was the little flickes of fireflies. Wait fireflies i thought to myself, but its the beggining of the winter. I started feeling nautious. i started walking toward an opening, to my demise i spoted a little vilage maybe a mile away from where i was standing. i started walking toward the 18th centry looking building wondeing where the hell i am. i slowly puled my 870 of my back and put into a field carry position. when i came to the skirt of the village i stoped and saw a couple of horses or ponies or some stuff like that. ithis time i felt like puking my brains out. i decided to sneak around and scope out what and where the hell i am. i came across what looked like to be a market, good thing too im very hungry. (hungry pumpkin wise) i looked around and saw no one insight i quickly ran to a food cart that had apples in it. i gathered a few apples and found a alley way. i ran in the alleyway and set up camp for the rest of the night.

                  in the morning i woke up to find a minty geen pony staing at me. i stared speechless as i got up and tried reaching for my gun but my body wouldnt let me. the green pony spoke up and said. Oh my gosh youre a human! I just knew they were real, they called me a liar and a joke but now, i can prove them all wrong. She kept staring at my terrified expression with a big smile on her face. I tried speaking but the green pony cut me off saying. opps where are my maners. hello my name is lyra, lyra hearthstrings. she asked me my name, i said sorry umm lyra thats youre name yeah. sorry but m not going to give out my name, esspecially to a talking pony.

                   we continued to stare at each other for a long couple minutes. they felt like hours. she asked me if i wanted a tour around the town. i said miss but im a human and i dont thnk folks around here are willing to meet a human. well come on t wont be that bad. i said No firmly. she gave me a death stare. i kept saying to myself to not give in. another couple of minute went by and  just said fine i guess we can go to your house for a while till  get used to all of this. her face lit up in excitment. well come along she said. i said to myself oh god what have i gotten myself into.