Darkend's Misleading Short Stories.

by darkendpheonix

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Random
Length: 1143

A compilation of short stories i wrote in my spare time and by short i mean pretty short.

Short stories each suggestive and misleading at times but all for good fun. Some are more suggestive than others and should not be seen as a bad thing.
(rated teen for some suggestive parts)

Published 2013-05-16 05:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-16 05:30:01 UTC

Shorts

These are for comical purposes only no harm is intended.

The Special Game

One day in the small town of Ponyville a curious pony by the name of Pinkie Pie is about to play a "special" game with her friends Rarity and Applejack.
"I don't know if i should be doing this." Said Pinkie very nervously
"Don't worry it will be fun!" Both Rarity and Applejack exclaimed in unison.
They both gabbed Pinkie by the hooves and quickly pulled her into the next room. After being pulled into the next room and played the "special" game for a while her eyes grew wide in excitement and delight.
"That was the most fun I've had all day!" Pinkie exclaimed, "what was the game called again?"
Both Rarity and Applejack looked at each other and then looked back at pinkie and yelled
"MINECRAFT!"

Alone Time

Twilight slowly looked around to make sure no one was around. After checking every nook and cranny of the library she thought to herself,
'Let me think here, I sent Spike out on an errand that should take him about an hour or two, I told all my friends I will be studding today so they should not bother me, and I closed the library for the rest of the day. This should be perfect.'
She rechecked the library for anyone and yielded the same results, No one. She went up to her computer turned it on, opened the password protected folder and clicked on the rarely used icon.
"It has been to long my friend" she said to herself.
A window popped up with the title "World Of Warcraft"

The Treat

Rainbow Dash laid lazily on a plush cloud no more than ten feet off the ground.
"Dashie!" Yelled an all too familiar voice in the distance.
Pinkies head popped out from behind one of the many hills shortly after word she yelled
"Dashie!"
One of Rainbow Dashes eyes opened and darted around looking for the body to accompany the voice she had just heard.
"What!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she darted off the cloud and scanned the rolling hills for Pinkie.
"I want you to try something down at Sugarcube Corner!" Pinkie yelled with an enthusiastic tone to her voice.
"What is it!" Rainbow Dash yelled back.
"It's a surprise" Pinkie yelled keeping the enthusiastic tone.
Rainbow Dash hovered to the ground barely making a sound as she landed no more than a foot away from Pinkie.
"Can't you just tell me?" Rainbow dash asked with an obvious annoyed tone in her voice.
All pinkie did was gesture Rainbow Dash to follow her and then hopped off towards Ponyville.
On the way to Sugarcube Corner Rainbow dash couldn't help but to think to herself what it was Pinkie wanted to do so badly. When they arrived at Sugarcube Corner Pinkie quickly said
"We need to go in the back to do this."
By this time Rainbow Dash couldn't help but feel nervous. All she asked was,
"Why is it a secret or something?"
Without answering pinkie pulled Rainbow Dash into the back room.
"Don't be nervous Dashie," Pinkie exclaimed as she looked down," I'm sure it will taste good!"
Rainbow Dash nervously looked down and swallowed. She couldn't shake the feeling of being watched.
"If you are so sure," she said nervously," I'll try it."
She reached down and grabbed what was laid out in front of her stuffing it into her mouth without thinking twice.
'This isn't half bad' she thought to herself. She swallowed what was left in her mouth and asked,
"What kind of cupcake is this?"

"Blueberry, do you like it? It is a new recipe."

Curiosity

One day a bored Rarity looked around her home for something she could do. She had no new orders for clothing, her sister was out with her friends The Cutie Mark Crusaders as she had called them before, and all her friends were out doing their jobs. while she looked around her home she noticed a strange magazine in the corner of her eye.
"hmmm," she said to herself," I've never done this before. I wonder what it is like."
She grabbed the magazine and quickly flipped through the many pages until she found something she liked. About halfway done with what she was doing a knock came from the front door.
"One moment!" She yelled with a frustrated tone.
more knocks came from the door.
"What is so important that you have to interrupt me in the middle of this?" she asked as she walked towards the door. As she opened the door she saw her friends standing in the doorway all confused with Rarities current state.
"What is wrong with your mane Rarity?" Twilight asked.
"Oh i must not have noticed . I've been busy while you were all working." She responded.
They all look confused with her vague response.
"Busy doing what?" Applejack asked.

"Making a soufflé! Would you like to try it when it is done?"

The Day

"No more waiting this happens today." Fluttershy said to herself as she looked out her front window. She had been planning this for weeks but Rainbow Dash kept on putting it off.
She then opened her door and hovered down to the bottom of the hill she lived on.
As she walked she tried to keep pace and keep calm on her way to Rainbow Dashes house.
Knock*
Knock*
Knock*
"Rainbow Dash no more putting it off today is the day this happens!" Fluttershy yelled the best she could
"Not now Fluttershy I'm busy right now!" she heard from the inside of the cloud mansion.
Fluttershy flew up to the window where she believed that Rainbow Dash was at but did not see her inside. Slowly she opened the window and hovered in just in time to hear a glass object break in the next room over. As she walked into the other room she noticed Rainbow Dash hiding poorly in the corner of the room.
"Get him now Dash." Fluttershy said with a frustrated tone.
"Ok. I will be right back."
Rainbow dash left the room and came back in just a few minutes with Tank under her arm.
"Here he is. Please be gentle." Rainbow Dash said.
"of course I will be gentle with him I have had to clean his shell before Dash. You seem to be getting more protective of him though lately." Fluttershy said.
Rainbow Dash looked up and was about to say something when Fluttershy interrupted her.
"Which is a good thing."
She cleaned Tanks shell and gave him back to Rainbow Dash.
"That wasn't so hard now was it."

Author's Note

Take it easy on the criticism these are the first stories i have written in a very long time.