Now the Awkward Part

Well, we have now come to my explaination of the more awkward questions you have about us. So, you ask how we ponies use the little fillies room or are able to have foals? It is actually very simple if you think about it. Just think back to my previous explaination about how there exists magic within all of us ponies. This same magic is what allows us all to maintain all of our *ehem* bodily functions when the only external parts we have are our muzzles and cute noses. For example: when we ponies eat several slices of cake (in my case) or any other number of things, the magic inside of us digests our food. Where does this food go one might ask. Well I am sure you are familiar with how we princess ponies (and some unicorns) are able to teleport. Well, this kind of works in the same way with food and drinks. Any food or liquid in our bodies is teleported out of our tummies by our inner magic and is sent to designated areas (outhouses ect.). That is the exact reason that there are things like bathrooms and outhouses in Equestria.

With that first question out of the way, let's move on shall we? Now although I have never been a mother before myself, I have to now answer the question that many young foals ask their parents. Where do little foals come from? Magic magic magic! This is how everything works in Equestria after all. When a mare and a stallion fall in love and decide to get married, the magic signatures within each of them recognize the magic in their partners. When a mare and stallion are in love, their magic resonates with one another in the love that they have found in eachother. This resonance causes a foal to appear. Based on what I know of you humans, we both carry our young in the same way until they are born. However, my subjects are born in a different way from you humans. It works the same as anything else. Magic! Foals are basically teleported out of their mommy's tummy just like that. Neat huh? Well there you have it. All of us ponies run on a very intricate magical system. Whew. Now that the awkwardness is over, I think Luna and I will go have a cup of tea and a (few) slice(s) of cake. Also, always feel free and do not hesitate to ask me any questions at all. Just please, next time it could be a question that doesn't make me blush while answering. Until next time my faithful subjects, Princess Celestia.