What the hell did I write?
It was a bright and sunny day in ponieville. The birds were singing, the flowers blooming, and the six elements of harmony were out having a picnic in the meadows.
"I love the egg salad you made Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie exclaimed cheerfully.
"Yes it is quite divine, darling!" Rarity said blissfully. Then what appeared to be a purple tear in the sky appeared and out jumped........Duke Nukem!
"Hail to the king baby!" he said while pointing at Fluttershy. Fluttershy had her mouth open in a gasp and before she could say a word Duke had his large throbbing dick in her mouth. Fluttershy was shocked and horrified at first, but then she started moaning seductively, enjoying the roughness of his sweaty dick in her mouth.
The other ponies watched shocked as their shyest friend was sucking off a random person in public. Except Pinkie Who started masturbating vigorously. Then out of fuck no ware, John McCain jumps out and begins ass fucking Apple Jack. Apple Jack moaned in ecstasy as the republican senator trusted his elderly, redneck dick up her ass.
Twilight started masturbating at the scene when she saw the single hottest scene in her entire life unfold before her. As the two humans fucked their mares (Duke pulled his dick out of Fluttershy's mouth and stuffed it her pussy.) Duke began French kissing John McCain. He grunted in pleasure as he fucks the light yellow Pegasus and passionately tongue wrestled John McCain at the same time.
Suddenly Twilight looked away from the scene (But she didn't stop masturbating!) and saw Rarity having a three way with the myth busters. Adam was plowing her in the vag while Jamie got his dick slobbered on in her mouth. They moaned and began kissing each other and at that point Rainbow Dash came over and started eating out Adam's ass. Slowly she stuck her tongue up into Adam's poop chute and began eagerly slurping up his shit.
Twilight came and as soon as she finished masturbating she felt her legs being spread, and looked up to see SpongeBob Square pants insert his spongy, yellow dick into her welcoming unicorn pussy. She looked up and smiled at the giggling sea sponge and became twice as aroused when she saw Spike come up behind SpongeBob and began to fuck his ass. Twilight loved the feeling of the sponge's dick in her snatch as it absorbed all her pussy fluids it began to bulge, stuffing her vag to its limits.
With a final grunt, Duke and McCain pulled out of their ponies and started to 69 as they came, filling each other's mouth with warm semen. Fluttershy began kissing Applejack and looked over to see that Pinkie had gotten in on the action as Mel Gibson began stuffing her pinkie candy vag with his Jew hating cock.
Meanwhile, after they came Duke and McCain began to have a casual conversation as they masturbated to the orgy in front of them and ate popcorn (Which was covered in semen.) FlutterShy and Apple Jack fell asleep in each other's hooves. ...
When the myth busters came Jamie pulled out, jizzed in his palm and smeared it all over his nipples and when Adam came he pulled his dick out, rammed it into Rarity's ass, and said "Looks like this myths just been..." and then right as he came he yelled "Busted!"
Meanwhile SpongeBob gave his signature giggle, came and then exploded. Literally, he exploded sending blood, semen and sponge guts everywhere. Twilight then said "That sure was fun! Now Spike be a good dear and DIE!" she said die in a demonic voice and when she said it her eyes started glowing red. Then a purple magic cloud enveloped Spike and he busted into flames, leaving nothing behind.
Then out of the portal came Moammar Gadhafi and he started ramming Rainbow Dash's pussy with his dick. RD screamed in pleasure as the Libyan dictator fucked her with his abnormally large dick. Gadhafi fucked Rainbow for a full 20 minutes until he shot his warm seed into her vag. RD panted in pleasure as she came to and turned around to look her lover in the eyes. She then began to speak, only to have Gadhafi say "Shhh. It'll ruin the mood." and then he took out a .45 Automatic and blew Rainbow's brains out. Everyone at the scene laughed and stared masturbating, fucking, and kissing into the night. THE END!
