Super Yay The Movie: A Pony Movie with Ponies in It is Best Pony Movie. Also in 3D!
Equestria Girls movie was a complete failure, that movie was so bad that little girls started to cry after a couple of scenes in the human world, they didn’t know why a movie about My Little Pony had so few about ponies in it; Teenagers were totally uninterested in the predictable drama and stereotyped characters, and went out of the theater asking for their money back; even fans of Justin Bieber who expected an animated version of High School Musical, were disappointed by little moral courage shown by the producers who showed to Twilight and Rainbow Dash, not as afro-americans, instead they opted out of leaving them being technicolor girls, instead of plain normal girls as the title misleadingly advertises: and hardcore bronies all over the world, who traveled to see the movie in the few theaters where it was released, were crying after that scene where Twilight kiss Brian just before leaving to her own world, not because it was utterly moving or touching, it was because Twilight Sparkle loved Brad more than she ever loved them; They will never receive a flying hug from the Princess of Harmony, she would never run to them with anticipation in her eyes, she'll never look up tenderly and kiss them.
Many of them had rather a shot in the head right after that scene, but none of them was carrying a gun with them in the theaters, also after a few minutes of consideration, found that the street outside or their own room was a better place to kill themselves, in consideration of the underaged viewers of the movie, after all we all know who considerate the bronies are.
Also the ending was choppy and shouted “Hooray for Status Quo, hooray!” Well, except that Twilight Pinkie Promised to always love Brian even if she was in another world.
Unexpectedly Hasbro decides to make Season 4 with an story arc season long, that involves Sunset Shimmer vs Twilicorn for the most part. Unexpected in fact because they both end as friend in the movie, but after the double episode season opener, Celestia leaves Twilight alone with the kingdom, retiring to an undisclosed location, of course bronies think that she has died, but they just can’t say that in the show because little girls have to learn about death till a loved pet, or a member of their family, dies.
Still “Celestia is dead” becomes a supported theory after how Celestia usually appears again to speak with Twilight, in some kind of ghostly form, In any case Sunset Shimmer takes advantage of this situation, and betrays Twilight to become the new Princess, stealing her Alicornhood, and hypnotising Trixie, who was Twilight’s new student, against her new friendship teacher.
The three parts season finale, is a clumsy mix of Trixie returning the element of magic to Twilight, Sunset Shimmer redeemed by the power of friendship again, and Celestia explaining to Twilight that she doesn’t need to be an alicorn to be a princess...
Also teaching her a spell to get wings on her or her friends whenever she wants.
And of course the pinnacle of the ending was the kiss in the wedding between unicorn Twilight and human Brad. After that some pictures of the wedding party shipping the mane 5 now, without count Trixie, with unknow random ponies that seemed taken out by random chance at the pony generator; and for some reason the ending shot was the just married couple, both holding newborns little alicorns with the coat color of Twilight and the hair color of Brian.
After that season the world population of bronies is reduced severely again. The season was so bad that FiM is cancelled, Hardcore bronies from all over the United States refute against this hunting down every Hasbro employee to kill him, until a new “and good” season starts to being produced, later they changed that last to “just get aired.”
In the end they took over Hasbro main headquarters, raping little girls and real ponies, colored as the mane 5, 6, or 7, who know by now, and popular background characters. That moment was when the head administratives of Hasbro, and owners of the licences, who don’t usually go to their offices anyway, started to produce a movie.
“Yeah, well, not what we asked, but it’s okay if it’s good anyways.” The guys in fandom thought, many from prison.
The movie of course was going to have the things that the fans requested, and it felt like one of those times when the studio producing the cartoon was actually listening to their fans, and introduced elements accepted by the fandom.
The fans wanted to name it: My Little Pony: G4 is best generation, but marketing decided that The Princess Speech would be a better title anyways. Besides, better to not get involved with MLP brand after what happened in Hasbro main headquarters anyways.
The movie goes about Twilight having Problems with her husband because he has been a total jerk all along since they married, then getting divorced and leaving him in charge of the Alicorn’s daycare nursery that they had; and Luna inviting the mane 5-7 or something in between, (who know, the title became very ambiguous after the elements need an harmonic formation of two to work, and since Trixie was the last unicorn in use the element of magic,) to that undisclosed location, along with everypony else. (And I mean everypony, from Octavia to that one colt that looks like Elis from L4D2,) to the place where Celestia was taking her vacations. It was never revealed where, nor how much are supposed to last, but since she’s not in ghostly form there, canon scratched away every fanfic where Celestia was considered, as a matter of facts, dead, and just using a ghostly form to teach, through her strong connection to the force, I guess.
Oh, well, how I always say: Don’t let canon ruin your fanfic.
There Luna gives a speech, about the epic story about certain spirit that before the creation of anything; when there was only matter without form, ideas which are perfect, and space; pitied the matter, and copy in it the ideas, thereby obtaining the objects that make up the reality, then explaining the gap between the world of ideas that are perfect, and the real world, as an imperfect copy of the perfection. That spirit being Discord. Later it reveals that after fixing the problems to create Equestria, Princess Platinum, and Commander Hurricane held a private summit in which, after a night of the best earth pony cyder, Celestia was conceived. But Luna was indeed a planned foal, (that makes her best Princess at least for her parents,) in fact they had a lot of offspring, but not all of them were Alicorns, and just these two keep using aging spells to keep their youth, since they are such eggheads that are too busy with whatever they do, that never got married, or had offspring whom they didn’t want to outlive.
The elements are the tortured souls of the heroes of Equestria, sombra was the sixth of them, corrupted by who Celestia was using the soul of his five fallen comrades, and Luna became resentful because only in the night, Sombra, Who was the only who “played” with her at nights, could keep physical form after being altered by the elements. So Luna in a desperate attempt to keep her friend put a spell in the moon to be keep it stood, and the only way to make it move again that Celestia had, was using the elements again, along with an Alicorn nice who went by the name of Aurelia. the elements found a way to make the moon move again, but it was by binding Luna’s spirit to the moon, and something like that can’t last for less that a couple of five hundred years.
Later Aurelia is corrupted for some weird reason, and turns out to be Chrysalis before being sent to Tartarus from where she scapes when Cerberus get distracted by a time loop that seems to be irresistible for three headed dogs.
The ancestors of the mane 5-7 or dunno, were also there over the story, in fact an ancestor every character with an established voice was in that story, because they all had ancestors after all.
The movie wasn’t aimed to little girls and of course it didn't seem like one when you watched the trailer, and had slight implications of the major shipping that the fans admitted, It didn't make happy to everyone, but was okay for the major part of the fans, and the new voices of the Commander Hurricane and Princess Platinum were famous actors.
When Nicolas Cage heard about a movie about MLP, knowing that he was somehow related by the fandom, he declined the role of the main villain in the next Avengers movie, to interpret the voice of Commander Hurricane, the performance was kinda like Rainbow Dash voice but... aged. Also Holly Hunter, whoever she is, made the part of Princess Platinum, and was kinda of better performance that the one made by Rarity, specially if you don’t like Rarity, but if you do, screw you! It was still better anyways.
The movie was about trainings, powers, duels, fears, paranoia, redemption, and... and songs, also Pinkie showed where she hides all the balls and eyepatches in Ponyville, that was kinda funny, not a lot, but at least Rarity had an scene, was short, and not very important, but it was totally hers. It wasn't very funny either, I'm kinda feeling that fans forgot to ask for a comedy.
And because they were listening to fans requests, and since 70% of them had requested at least one clop scene involving their favorite shipping, they filmed a Jappleackload of them, but unable to fit all those scenes in a four and half hours long movie, they decided to just add an orgy at the end, and blamed to the magic of desperately needed sex, for the bad editing when they smashed all those scenes together. Also the ending theme was freaking amazing.
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Why couldn't Equestria Girls be like this?
