Thomas J. Dinkleborph's story book: Golden melon

by Themelonking

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random, Human
Length: 287

A magical tale about ponies

In this story you will feel what it's like to trip balls

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-18 05:54:04 UTC

The nigger mobile part one

There once was a man called Thomas he hated bronies so much that he killed his own brother and for that he was put into jail for 20 years also i should tell you he is black and while he was walking out of the jail he fell down a manhole and into a portal to equestria then he woke up in a water melon patch pull of golden water melons there was also 2 ponies in the patch one of them looked like this fapping to big macintosh when her assistant spike came in studing new friendships when spike came in and ate her left hoof twilight said holy fucking celestias weiner spike why did you do that and spike said cause im a tv network in america and they all laupghed until a letter came in from princess celestia telling her of tom and how he killed his brother so she made hewr dragon slave do all her work for nothing twilgiht thought of gathering the entire team of her friends for her journey of about 6 miles to everyfree so she went to rainbowdash and said GET OFF YOUR FUCKING FAT ASS AND GET OVA HERE YOU STUPID SLUT and rainbowdash turned around and said FUCK YOU then celestia sent rainbowdash to the moon with luna and then twilight went to applejacks slave trading hut and said get over here applejack but apple jack couldn't hear over the sound of slave chidren so twilight used her magic to open ythe jail cells for all off them and they escaped and apllecock got so mad that she raped grany smith over a table and posted it on the internet