(WARNING! THIS CHAPTER IS MEANT TO BE COMPLETELY RANDOM AMD STUPID AND IS IN NO WAY MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. THAT BEING SAID, ENJOY)

Slowly the Lycanthropes crawled closer they readyed them selves for a fight with Solar Flare changing into her dragon form with her teeth bared. It looked as if they were about to be drawn into a brutal battle... But then the most stupid... Most unbelievable thing happens...

HONK HONK! "SSSSPPPPRIGGS!!!!!" BOOM! A Red Centurion armour waring person drove in between the three and the pack of Lycanthropes on a quad bike honking randomly, this Spriggs was followed by another man wearing yellow Centurion armour firing a rocket launcher at Spriggs.... Without reloading.... At all...
"Dammit Sprighs, why... won't... You... DIE!" HONK HONK! Every rocket fired ended up killing a bunch of Lycanthropes.

Both the three of them and the Lycanthropes watched the two disappear around the corner in complete silence. "Well.... That happened" the Lycanthropes with the distraction gone turned back to the three intruders an-

"AHHHHHH! THEIR GONA KIIIILL MEEEEE!" a Green Centurion cried as he ran by with a blue one in tow "KILL YOU!? KILL ME MORE LIKE!" both were followed by a M1 Abrams battle tanks with a purple pony on the 50 cal gun and another grey one holding on to the side with a shoulder mounted laser "KILL THE TRIPLE M!" the purple on shouted while firing at the fleeing humans bit missing at hitting the Lycanthropes instead "HI HO, HI HO! IT'S OFF TO KILL WE GO!" the other one and the ones in the tank was singing "WITH HAND GRENADES AND RAZOR BLADES HI HO HI HO HI HOOOO!" the tank left a trail of destruction behind it with a large kill count of Lycanthropes, "HEY GUYS.... WAIT FOR ME!" a while pony ran after the tank frantically as as this lot disappeared around the corner the Lycanthrope pack was left significantly smaller then before and dispute this turned their att-

"Spriggs Slow down 'pant pant' Your driving too fast for me to kill you !" (Oh come on!) Spriggs and the green ones came back again with the Spriggs one driving a jeep this time and the green still missing every shot if his seemingly unlimited ammo Rocket Launcher.
"Come on Spriggs give a guy a break will ya-" Spriggs suddenly stopped and the Green guy ran full speed into the back of the jeep and fall back dazed. Spriggs leaned out the window and saw him on the ground and put the jeep in reverse. CRACK "Oh MY MAN JEWELS" Spriggs revved forward "OH I NEED THOSE!" CRACK "OH HOHA! THAT SMARTS!" Spriggs jumped out of the Jeep and proceeded to hit and teabag the unfortunate man "OH *Wack* Is *Smack* this *Clang* really *Crack* Necessary!?" Spriggs then stopped, got back in the jeep and drove off "Ohhh... That felt good for some reason!" Willy said, defying logic by seeming to be in no pain "THE WILLY WILL RISE AGAIN!"

"HI HO! HI HI! ITS OFF YO KILL WE GO!" the tank with the ponies in it came back and didn't see the green guy on the floor "Oh no..." CRACK! Squelch! "Ohhhh.... The Willy will not be rising anytime soon...."

Twilight by now was barely holding on to sanity at this insanity and Solar Flare had kept the same hilarious look on her face, Lucy was unsure what to think and the Lycanthropes were literally curled up in little balls and sucking their thumbs or jittering messes on the floor. The madness continued as two more jeeps surged ahead from opposite sides in a deadly game of chicken, both stopped just in front of each other and their occupants stepped out. The armoured occupants of the left jeep were all the colours of the rainbow while the ones from the right one were all pink.

"Heey, what's the big ideeeaa?" the lead pink guy complained.... This guy sounded like he was so far in the closet that he missed the turn to Narnia....

"We're here to kick your ass!" the black armoured leader of the rainbow guys shouted as he pulled out a light saber along with the rest of the rainbow guys.

"Oh yea? PINKS! ASSEMBLE!" the pink team lined up behind their leader.... As well as the rainbow team's pink.... "Hey, what are you doing?" the pink guy next to the pink woman asked.
"He said Pinks assemble and here I am silly"......

"I can hear the wind tunnel..." Lucy commented.
"Yea I can feel my IQ dropping by being in proximity to her" Twilight agreed as she face hoofed.

The two teams went at it quickly while shouting completely random things such as "Taste the Rainbow" or other completely idiotic things. And to add to the insanity that the situation had become, the tank ponies came back and just started blasting at anything in the Lycanthropes direction with the two men they were chasing badly taking cover behind one if the jeeps, Spriggs was back on the quad bike and was running over random things and to defy all logic, Willy got up and started chasing the red bike driver with his rocket Launcher.

By this time Lucy, Twilight and Solar Flare had snuck away from the madness and were hastily making their way to where Nightmare Sun was keeping the artifact.

"Hey Princess?" "Hmm?" "Discord was still in Cantralot when you left right?" Twilight Laughed "Flare.... Even Discord would find that crazy"

Author's Note

This chapter is completely random and short.... Not much to say other then that.... ENJOY