The Royal House of Chaos

by Super Pwny

Chapter 3: The Alicorn Enclave

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Celestia's jaw dropped, she yelled “What? You want to take MY SISTER?!” Luna looked up at Celestia and was confused; she thought that peace had been achieved. Discord had just stood there taking it all in, Celestia yelling at Discord, almost about to break the deal but the moment was interrupted by Luna, who did not know why Celestia was angry. Celestia shouted with anger “Discord you dare to take advantage of our deal?”

The elements also confused but just followed along, charged at Discord. The elements and Celestia all hit Discord at once, Discord yelped in pain. Luna still clueless had just sat there and watched. The elements and Celestia started to feel stiff as they started to turn into stone, rainbow dash tried to fly away but was too heavy and as the other elements watched in horror they too could eventually not move. Discord was ecstatic as he jumped in the air and snapped.

The elements expected to be completely turned into stone but when Discord snapped their heads did not turn into stone but the rest of their bodies did, however Celestia had kept turning but it stopped once it encompassed her horn and the same happened with Twilight and Rarity. Luna who was just sitting there had ran to help her friends but was caught by Discord, he grabbed her quite suddenly and held her in his arms, Luna started to thrash around but stopped when Discord snapped, her legs went limp as he returned his hand to his side.

He stood in front of the elements and Celestia with Luna in his arms; they all started to talk about how “He would not get away with this.” or how “He could go to hay.” He snapped and they all found themselves unable to speak, he then exclaimed triumphantly “I could leave all of you here and plunge the world in to chaos but I have something else in mind, you see my little ponies I did not do anything in fact this is Celestia's fault.”

Rainbow Dash looked angry enough to tear Discord in half, Discord glared at Rainbow Dash as he spoke to her like she was a dog “What’s wrong? Does the little pony feel sad?” He snapped and Rainbow was able to speak “Buck you Discord, Celestia would never do anything to hurt Equestria.”

Celestia sobbed when she heard this, Rainbow truly believed that Celestia had been tricked. All of the elements looked at Celestia crying, Discord laughed and he said with glee “Tell them Celestia, tell them that their ruler nearly risked throwing Equestria in to chaos for her own needs.” She wanted to say no, forget that she wanted to get out of there, she wanted to get away from this but she faced the music and told everyone “Yes it’s true, I am the one who broke the rules.”

The elements stared in shock, Luna herself did not believe but Celestia yelled “I told them the truth Discord, so should you.”Discord then sighed as he spoke “Very well Celestia. Now my little ponies in the treaty Celestia signed it said I could pick any pony in Equestria to be my spouse I in turn picked Luna. It did not have any restrictions as to who I could pick.” The elements jaws dropped as they looked at Celestia, Discord snapped and they had the ability to speak again but only Twilight whispered “Why would you agree to give any pony to Discord?”

It truly boggled Twilight's mind, Celestia was the epitome of good to her and Celestia signed someone off to Discord as a slave? Discord looked at Luna, she however was just looking over at Celestia unable to believe her own sister gave her away like some object.

Discord’s paw ran up to Luna’s face as he grabbed it and directed it to his, He looked into her eyes with a huge smile on his face. He kissed Luna right there. Luna froze in shock, she tried to jerk her head away but he held her in place. The elements had to watch as they saw their princess locked in a kiss with Discord.

Fluttershy looked away, Twilight could not believe it, Apple Jack was still trying to understand why Celestia even signed the treaty, Rarity had gagged, and Pinkie just whimpered “Why do some of the fanfics have to be sad?” Rainbow Dash was kind of turned on. Discord broke the kiss finally to Luna’s joy. She wanted to hoof in the face right there her limbs were not in her own control, Discord looked at Celestia as he spoke “Hey Tia guess who’s going to be my wedding planner?" Rarity’s feminine instincts activated as she desperately yelled “ME! Pick me!”

A split second later she realized what she had just agreed to and face hoofed. Discord chuckled and told Rarity “You got the job! I was going to tell Tia to plan but since you’re so eager how could I say no?” Rarity's eyes bulged as she thought “I am going to plan a ROYAL WEDDING.

Hah I get to do the wedding plans this time Twilight!" Discord looked back at Luna as he whispered “Oh Lulu lets go celebrate!” He snapped and all of the elements and Celestia had been freed from stone. Before Discord snapped his fingers he looked at Celestia with a glare and said "Don't you dare try to break our deal again, or I will not be so merciful next time."

He looked at Celestia and said “Come on we got to go celebrate!” He snapped and Luna, Celestia and Discord teleported to what looked like a fancy restaurant in the middle of nowhere. Nightmare Moon was waiting inside looking bored out of her mind when saw them walking in. With a huff she said “Discord where have you been? You said you would be gone thirty minutes, it’s been hours!”

Discord frowned in disapproval as he replied “Oh I'm the one who was gone for a while? The exact second I separated you from Luna, you just up and left. You did not even tell me where you had gone.” Nightmare Moon looked at Discord with sad eyes when she started to say “Discord you're one inconsiderate Draconequus, I have been cooped up in Luna’s body for two thousand years half of which I was on the moon, you of all Draconequus's should understand how it feels to be trapped.”

Discord started to frown but thought better of it and then said “It’s okay, I didn't understand but I do now, you needed to go and get some fresh air, that’s okay.” Nightmare Moon looked up at Discord, still sobbing as she said “Really? Do you mean that?” Discord replied as he smiled “Of course I do Nightmare, why would I not?” Luna and Celestia had their most confused faces on, the god of chaos comforting an evil alter ego of Luna’s.

Luna gathered enough concentration to ask “What’s going on?” Nightmare saw Luna and as quick a train she jumped up and said “Oh uh… Nothing, why what a beautiful night it is” Luna laughed as Nightmare tried to change to conversation.

Celestia who was still not okay with what happened in the last couple of hours was trying to think of holes in the treaty that she could exploit to get back Luna. Luna however accepted the situation as she pulled Discord away to talk; she then asked curiously “What just happened between you and Nightmare Moon just now?”

Discord laughed as he replied simply “Well she sees me as a father figure Luna,” Luna was taken aback by this. She had so many questions but the first that came to mind was “Why in Equestria does she see you as a father Discord?” Discord was baffled he really thought she knew but since she clearly did not, he explained it to her “Well Luna do you remember when you and Celestia trapped me in stone?”

She responded “Yes why?” Discord was not surprised she remembered.“Well when you trapped me in stone, all of the hatred and darkness in you manifested into a force you could use against me and so Nightmare Moon was born.

Luna could not believe it, Discord was Nightmare’s father in a weird way and she was baffled because that meant that she was like a disapproving mother. Luna started to feel bad as she remembered all those years that she could've helped Nightmare.

Discord tried to comfort her by telling her “It’s not your fault, you did not know” Luna was surprised; Discord was actually good at making people calm down. She had to ask him one thing though “Discord what does Nightmare Moon truly think about me?” Discord sighed “Well Luna, you are a distant mother at best to her, she really does not like you.” With this new information Luna told Discord “Discord I have to go talk to Nightmare.”

Luna saw Celestia talking to Nightmare, Luna looked at herself and made sure she was composed, then walked up to Nightmare. It looked like Nightmare was done talking to Celestia and so Luna stepped in, Luna started to speak “Nightmare I….” She was cut off by Nightmare as she asked “What do you want? Perhaps to ask me, why Discord faked that little situation earlier like your god damn sister, the bitch thought it was not real.” Luna looked at Nightmare and hoofed her in the face as she yelled “Don’t ever talk about our sister like that! She has the right to be skeptical.”

Nightmare looked at Luna with a glare as she said “The hate I feel for you, Luna, is abysmal and nothing will change that.” Luna however was extremely insulted and she even regretted wanting to apologize to Nightmare. After that she walked inside Discord had seen what happened he just said “Celestia! Luna! It’s time to go inside."

Once inside Celestia and Luna could not believe their eyes, the entire restaurant was filled alicorns. From the waiters to the cooks everyone was an alicorn. Luna ran up to Discord instantly and with great desperation she asked “How did you do this Discord?” He simply looked at her in confusion, “Simple really, they were always here. Do you really think I would let an entire species die out? I am not as chaotic as you think; Equestria is just a chaotic outlet for me.

Luna looked at Discord he started to walk away but Luna stopped him again, still skeptical he was that nice and asked “What’s the catch Discord?” At first he did not want to tell Luna but he knew he had to, so in a calm tone he told her “Well Luna all of these alicorns pledged their allegiance to me and they can never leave this restaurant, ever.” She looked at Discord with a look of disgust, Luna then started to yell “You mean to tell me that they can never leave, EVER!”

Discord looked at her with a stare that said “So what?” Luna could not believe this; she only had one more question “How many Discord? How many are trapped here?” Discord looked at her “200 Luna and they can never leave.” Luna ran, Celestia who was still frozen in disbelief, shook her head and closed her eyes expecting to see something else but she saw all the alicorns still working as if it was normal.

Discord teleported in front of Luna and asked “Where do you think you’re going Luna?” She was sobbing and tears fell from her eyes “I am getting away from here Discord and you can’t stop me.” Discord looked at her with a “Are you serious” glare but he said “Luna what do you want me to do? Release them? 200 alicorns? That would cause chaos!”

Luna sneered at him “I do not care, besides you’re the god of chaos you should want that!” Discord looked at her and said “Luna there is one way but you won’t like it.” Luna begged Discord “Anything Discord, just let my people repopulate!” He looked at Luna with a worried face as he began to speak

“The way that I gave them immortality was, I killed an alicorn.” Luna was shocked and disgusted but Discord started to speak again “Do not give me that look Luna, how do you think you are immortal? You father and mother killed themselves so you and Celestia could live forever!”

Luna could not believe it, she was so sad but Discord continued his proposition. “Luna the only way to release them is to create a new life, Luna if you promise to give me a child I can release them but only if you really will carry out your end of the bargain.”

Luna looked at Discord and she could not stop sobbing but she started to speak “Damn it Discord, why do you always have to be right? Why couldn’t you have just tricked me, then I would feel that it was your fault but now, It’s one bad decision or another and it will be my decision, I will carry that with me for the rest of time!" Luna fell to the ground and kept crying. Discord picked her up and simply whispered “I did not want to tell you but it is the only way, I am truly sorry I burdened you with this but now I need to know,

What is your answer?"


Author's Note

I tried to write a very suspenseful chapter but I don't know if I delivered. Tell if I did in the comments! I hope you guys liked the breaking of the fourth wall done by pinkie(Every respectable fanfiction need at least one of those!)

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