In Your Dreams!

by EveryponyEqual

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sex
Length: 5488

Twilight's been having naughty dreams about Princess Luna. When she confuses reality for a dream thought things quickly escalate. Princess Luna doesn't seem to mind too much, though.

After several nights of kinky dream sex with Princess Luna Twilight wakes up one night to find the real Luna in her room. The only problem is Twilight thinks it's still a dream. So she decides to have her way with the beautiful princess of the night.

Published 2013-05-22 12:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-17 19:52:32 UTC

Long Nights

Twilight moaned. Her hind legs were spread wide and her body was coated in sweat. So much so that the sheets underneath her back were soaked through. Another pony lay between Twilight's, her muzzle pressed firmly in Twilight's jewel. The licks were relentless and strong. Twilight simply couldn't get enough. With a nudge for Twilight to spread her hind legs farther apart, which she did, the other pony's tongue found Twilight's clitoris. For the third time in the last hour Twilight achieved her orgasm, another powerful one. Her body twitched and she bit down on her bottom lip hard to keep her voice down. Otherwise she might risk waking Spike up.

When the pleasurable waves subsided Twilight's limbs relaxed and fell to the bed. Her breath was ragged and she was sticky from the sweat. Her lover pulled out from between Twilight's thighs and looked up at the drenched unicorn with a playful grin. Twilight caught her lovers glance and blushed. After all, it wasn't everyday somepony got to sleep with Princess Luna: Ruler of Equestria.

**

Twilight woke at that moment. She leaned up a little to look around her room only to find that she was alone and that once more she'd fantasized about fornicating with the princess of the night. She slumped back down onto the mattress with a frustrated groan. A soft "Ewww..." escaped her lips as her back came into contact with the sweaty sheets. Twilight ignored the sensation though. She chose to focus on more pleasurable things. She replayed the dream in her mind.

The images rushed through her mind but she chose instead to focus only on one. Princess Luna herself. So beautiful, so sexy and seductive. As far as Twilight was concerned Princess Luna had the perfect body. She was tall with long, slender legs. Her dark sapphire coat was softer than anything Twilight had ever felt. At least for the purpose of Twilight's fantasies it was. Those moments where Twilight's eyes would catch the princess' moderate cyan irises would cause her to blush. They were so full of wisdom, yet seemed lonely somehow. Twilight longed to fill that loneliness. It wasn't only the princess' body that caused Twilight's hormones to go out of control but her actions as well.

The way she would whisper into Twilight's ears to lay down. Or the commands she would give Twilight to make accessing Twilight's jewel easier. Her hoofs running all over Twilight's body in just the right way. Once again, Twilight realized they were only dreams but it all felt so real. Just remembering them was causing her body to become quite hot and the area between her thighs moist.

It was getting to be too much for Twilight. Without having even realized it she had begun lightly running her hooves over her body. She massaged her own chest and belly until one of her hoofs ventured between her legs. Twilight bit her lip as she had in her dream as she lightly ran her hoof over the sensitive outer lips of her marehood.

Twilight allowed a quieted sigh to pass her lips as the first jolts of pleasure coursed through her. The initial hoof rubs were soft and slow. Barely any pressure was pressed to her sensitive folds and Twilight relished the teasing sensations. It was time to move on though and she pressed her hoof harder against herself rubbing her dripping lips. She formed small, circular motions with the corner of her hoof. Slowly she led it upwards where the swollen nub of nerves that was known as her clitoris was located.

Unfortunately for Twilight being an egghead had it's drawbacks. Just as she was about to start really pleasuring herself she couldn't help but muse at how it all worked. The idea that a simple, small bundle of nerves could cause such pleasure was baffling to Twilight. She'd read all about it once, a few years ago. Truth be told she'd learned more about the average equine body than she'd needed to but she was happy she had. If it wasn't for that research she never would have become so adept at pleasing herself.

Firmly pushing those thoughts from her mind Twilight suddenly pressed her small purple hoof to that swollen bundle of nerves she'd come to love in her teenage years. This time a moan did escape her lips despite her best efforts to keep quiet. The next several minutes were spent in a mindless bliss controlled purely by instinct. Her hoof went a bit lower and began to tease her opening. Upon trying to fill herself though she encountered the same problem her, and every other mare most likely encountered when they tried to relieve themselves. A hoof isn't exactly ideal for penetration. Twilight wasn't one for toys either. She preferred experimenting on herself and finding new, exciting ways to bring herself to climax. She also had one advantage that pegasi and earth ponies did not. Twilight was capable of magic.

It was whilst researching that Twilight had discovered that powerful unicorns could use their magic for sexual purposes. Twilight figured as the element of magic she was most likely powerful enough to use her magic for such purposes. Now every time she masturbated she thanked Celestia that she was an egghead and had looked into such activities. Twilight focused and felt the magic growing, building up at the tip of her horn. The familiar purple aura of magic surrounded her and when she unleashed the built up magic is sent a wave of energy through her nether lips. She gasped, having used more force than anticipated then ground her teeth to try and keep herself quiet.

After the first wave of magic had rushed through her she focused now and kept a steady stream of energy going through her. Her vaginal walls expanded and contracted around the invisible phallic member that pumped itself in and out of her. A thin layer of sweat had built itself over her coat again. The room was humid and smelt of sex and Twilight loved it. The aura around her grew brighter and her vaginal walls tingled pleasantly. Then in one shocking moment Twilight found what she sought.

The muscles in her thigh clenched and her body became stiff. It took everything to keep her focus so that she could keep pleasuring herself throughout her climax. She bucked her hips to the convulsing of her walls, biting her lip hard enough to draw blood. It was so, so good and then just like that her muscles relaxed and her limbs fell to the bed just as they had in her dream.

Twilight was suddenly very tired and her body was relaxed in a state of post-orgasm haze. Her eyes fluttered shut and despite the uncomfortable conditions of her bed she fell asleep right away.

**

The next night went on as it usually did. The moment Twilight drifted off into unconsciousness she found herself having sweaty, passionate sex with the co-ruler of Equestria. It was good, better than usual. It was as though Princess Luna was being spurred on by something, as though she were really excited for this. The most logical thing is that Twilight's subconscious had a role in this. Her mind was escalating, her fantasies were becoming more intense. This time however when Twilight awoke in a cold sweat something was different. She came face to face with the object of her lust and a loud scream escaped her lips. Twilight was so startled she rolled right off of her bed and landed on the ground with a loud thud.

"Twilight Sparkle! Art thy okay?" the princess sounded genuinely concerned.

Twilight didn't rise right away. Her cheeks were flushed and she was so embarrassed she didn't want to look at the princess. Princess Luna held a certain power over dreams, after all. Twilight was worried that maybe Princess Luna had seen into her dreams. If she had Twilight would never be able to live it down. There was no more excuse to stay down though and so Twilight rose.

"Y-yes." Twilight mentally cursed herself for that stutter. She tried to compose herself and then she realized Princess Luna wasn't only an object of lust for her but also the co-ruler of Equestria. Twilight knelt before her and muttered some sort of apology.

"I am glad to hear it. At any rate I should be departing. Enjoy the rest of your night, Twilight Sparkle." with a quick smile Luna turned around and started to make her way out of Twilight's now open window.

Twilight raised a hoof to wave goodbye but the more she thought about it the less sense it made. Was she dreaming again? She used her magic to pinch herself and her face scrunched up in pain. No, she was completely awake. So why had Luna shown up? It was definitely suspicious. There was only one way to find out the truth. "Princess Luna, what were you doing here anyhow?"

The princess froze and she stood there momentarily without moving before turning around to face her sister's student. "Oh, you see I was in the neighborhood...And..." Clearly Luna hadn't thought this through but as princess it would be unbecoming of her to lie. After all it wasn't as though Twilight posed a threat to her reputation. "...Was interested in what you would be dreaming of on this night..." her words trailed off but the implications were clear.

The world seemed to be crashing down around Twilight. Every possible scenario rushed through her head. From the most likely ones which resulted only in embarrassment to the least likely ones which resulted in Twilight's banishment or her no longer being able to study under Luna's sister.

"Princess, I can explain!" Twilight cried out.

"There is no need, Twilight Sparkle. It is perfectly normal for a young mare such as yourself to experience such...Desires. It is just unfortunate circumstances that it would be me whom you lust after." Luna seemed to be trying to play it cool possibly to avoid any further embarrassment to Twilight, Twilight had nothing to say so after a few moments Luna cleared her throat and gingerly asked "I was wondering if perhaps I may ask you a question?"

Twilight nodded.

"The way you pleasure yourself with your magic... How do you do it?" it was Luna's turn to look away as her cheeks flushed crimson.

"Um, well..." Twilight sighed. This part wouldn't be hard. She just imagined it as giving a presentation on the applications magic could have for the purpose of sexual stimulation. "It's all about focusing and controlling the magic in the specific way you want. It's very basic magic but not many unicorns know about it. When used properly it can- I didn't masturbate tonight."

"Pardon?" Luna frowned and raised her head to meet Twilight's gaze.

"I didn't masturbate tonight. I did it yesterday and I wasn't dreaming. That means you would of had to be here yesterday." a glimmer came into Twilight's eye and before the princess could react Twilight threw herself at the older mare, wrapping her forelegs around the alicorn's neck. Twilight pushed their muzzles together into a warm, wet kiss. Without even pausing to ask for permission Twilight's tongue forced itself into Luna's mouth and made short work of exploring its depths. When finally Twilight could no longer hold her breath she pulled away with a sultry look.

"And since I only masturbated yesterday there is no way the real princess Luna could know about it. Therefore the only possible, logical conclusion is that this is still a dream. I'm glad this one is happening differently though. This time I get to take charge. Oh, just the thought of it makes me wet..." Twilight grinned as she mentally began preparing a list of all the things she wanted to try with her dream Luna for the rest of the night.

"Uhhh, Twilight I-" Luna started but was cut off.

"This is going to be great." while holding onto one of Luna's hoofs with one of her own Twilight led the princess to her bed.

"I'm not-" interrupted again.

"We're going to buck all night long!"

Luna sighed. Arguing with the mare would clearly prove pointless and the idea of bucking her sister's student was not unpleasant. After all it was her that had began visiting Twilight's dreams in the first place...

Princess Luna certainly wasn't used to being to submissive one. Not in bed nor in any other situation. Her brief return as Nightmare Moon was still fresh in the minds of her subjects which meant when something was asked of her it was done right away. It was unfortunate as Luna considered herself a rather kind pony. Slowly her subject were coming around, in fact it was Twilight who had helped to start better her reputation. Something Luna would eternally be grateful for. Her sisters student had proven herself more than capable in many trying situations. And now she's going to prove herself in bed. Luna thought wickedly as her lips twitched into a grin.

The younger mare was bubbling with excitement. Luna had some idea as to how badly Twilight wanted this. It wasn't only Twilight that had hidden feelings, Luna shared them as well. When Luna had first entered Twilight's dreams it had not been for the purpose of sexual activity but she hadn't been able to help herself. She couldn't remember the details but somehow she had been behind Twilight and gotten a perfect view of the mare's flanks, her tail had been teasingly swaying. After a thousand years by herself, a thousand years of built up sexual urges Luna had not been able to help herself. It was not the real thing, but it was the next best thing. Now, however, she was going to experience the real thing. Even throughout her journeys into Twilight's dreams she had never been pleased by the purple mare and now that she was about to she couldn't hide her excitement either. The dripping between her thighs was a testament to that.

Luna gasped as her back hit the bed. Twilight licked her lips as she looked the princess over. Twilight crawled onto the foot of the bed before continuing her crawl towards Luna. Twilight had no idea how seductive she seemed at that moment, in fact she had no idea she possessed the capability of being seductive. She'd never tried before. Finally she reached Luna, her entire body over Luna's. Twilight's left hoof reached out and gently brushed Luna's cheek. This was unexpected and Luna found herself suddenly shy and blushing from Twilight's actions. Twilight on the other hand was too entranced to be shy or embarrassed.

Twilight's hoof traveled from the princess' cheek to the soft fur along her neck. Twilight couldn't suppress a soft 'squee'. The fur was as soft as she'd imagined it would be. She leaned forward and pressed her muzzle into the crook of Luna's neck. A content "Mmm" left her as she nuzzled herself into the princess. Luna's blush returned, she felt as though all she was doing was blushing, but the feeling of Twilight cuddling into her was far from unpleasant.

The nuzzling evolved into kissing. Twilight trailed a series of light kisses up and down Luna's neck. Luna sighed as Twilight had done moments before. She was beginning to relax now, it seemed Twilight would not realize this was actually reality. Twilight gingerly replaced her lips with her tongue, softly running it up and down Luna's neck in the same manner she'd been kissing her. An almost inaudible moan left from Luna's parted lips, the first of many to come Twilight hoped.

Twilight's ministrations began going lower towards Luna's chest. Twilight once again buried her face into the dark sapphire fur there, rubbing her cheek against it. As soon as Twilight had her fill of that she began pressing soft kisses again, this time against Luna's chest. It was long before Twilight's tongue once again came out to play, and not long after that Twilight began going lower again towards her true destination.

Luna inexplicably suddenly found herself nervous and she shut her hind legs shut but Twilight wouldn't have any of that. Without even blinking first Twilight places a hoof on each of Luna's legs and spread them open before admiring her prize. Seeing Luna's pussy, finally, was great and the first thing Twilight notices was the scent. It was slightly sweet somehow, and very strong. It made Twilight's mouth water and cause her to ache for a taste.

This was going too far, Luna thought. If Twilight were to realize the truth she would be extremely upset. The purple unicorn was operating as though this were a dream, doing and saying things she might not otherwise do or say. Luna would feel terrible if Twilight found out and things took a turn for the worst. "Twilight, I think that maybe you sh-" Luna was interrupted again, it seemed to be becoming a constant thing.

"Hush." Twilight's voice was firm, not wanting to be questioned. Never would she ever speak to Equestria's loyalty like that had she thought any of this were real.

This was extremely arousing to Luna. She'd been just about to put an end to this entire thing and now she no longer wanted to. Seeing this beautiful young mare speaking to her, a princess no less, in such a manner was too sexy to end now. If Twilight's words were causing her to become so aroused she shuddered at the thought of what would happen once Twilight started really putting her oral skills to work.

Luna's lower lips were soaked and glistening with arousal. Twilight leaned down closer to Luna's crotch and gave the soaking folds a tentative lick. It was pure, unadulterated bliss. Luna tasted far sweeter than she smelled. The closest thing Twilight could compare it too was licorice, with a mix of something Twilight couldn't quite place. Whatever it was it was delicious and Twilight 'dug in' so to speak.

After a thousand years without being pleasured by a mare or stallion it was fair to say Luna was quite sensitive. The moment Twilight's tongue brushed against her sensitive lips a gasp was heard from the princess' lips followed by a moan. It was incredible. The sapphire alicorn had forgotten how good it felt to have somepony buried between your hind legs. All reservations gone, Luna leaned her had back. Her flowing mane which resembled the night sky strewn around her wildly, seductively. There was nothing left for her to do but enjoy Twilight's ministrations.

Twilight concealed her mane deeper into Luna's crotch her tongue teasingly licking around the sensitive flower. Her tongue went dangerously close to Luna's clit but at the last second changed courses and returned lower towards Luna's tight hole. Twilight wasted no time in filling it with her tongue, pushing it as far in as she could. She was rewarded with a buck from Luna's hips which only made the unicorn grin and flick her tongue within the alicorn's hole.

Luna didn't take long to reach her climax. The feeling of it building up was almost as good as the climax itself for the princess of Equestria. Her marehood was hard and although that was the only area that burned at first it eventually spread throughout her entire body. She was sticky and sweaty and so, so hot. She felt as though she were burning up and she needed some release, something to put the fire out. That 'thing' was Twilight's tongue, and put the fire out it did. Luna exploded with a loud shriek, her body convulsing under Twilight's tongue. Every lick was like the lash of a hot whip against her inner walls. Luna couldn't even form a coherent sentence, communicating only in breathless screams.

Twilight was having an equally fun time down below. When the princess came Twilight found out something new about the sapphire alicorn. She was a squirter, Now Twilight was in a frenzy to lick up ever last precious, delicious drop. Her tongue was everywhere at once licking up everything it could find. Although the licks were focused mostly on Luna's hot center Twilight's tongue made sure to lick along the princess' inner thigh and anything that trickled down her flank. When Twilight was satisfied that she had gotten every drop that she could she pulled away and sat herself up on her bed with a grin.

"Not very princess-like, Princess Luna." Twilight called towards her lover cheekily.

Luna's eyes were shut tight, she was breathing harder than she ever had before but still she broke out into a fit of hysterical laughter. How very like Twilight Sparkle to make such a comment after showing such exceptional oral skills. When Luna finally managed to stop her laughing she began to rise only to be pushed back down by her sister's student. The princess have the younger mare a confused look.

"Oh, we're not done yet, Princess." Twilight had leaned down to whisper into the princess' ear. She gripped the tip of Luna's ear between her teeth and then licked slowly. The princess' body shuddered under such a simple action. "You owe me, I think."

With that Twilight turned around on the bed and lay her head down on the mattress. The upper part of her body was against the mattress as well whereas her rear was up in the air, supported by her hind legs. Her tail swayed back and forth suggestively, like a lure trying to tempt Luna into going in. Twilight shook her hips to and fro and although she couldn't see the princess' face she liked to imagine her entranced by her rear end, desperate to get a taste. Little did Twilight know how right she was, but Luna had something else in mind. Something her and Twilight hadn't done in dreams, something new to try.

Luna crawled forward, extending her wings which were getting a little sore. She took a good long look at Twilight's flank before raising a hoof and bringing it down with a loud smack. Twilight gasped, it hurt a little but it wasn't altogether unpleasant. In fact, it was kind of hot. Luna raised her hoof and send it back down again, a little harder. This time she got a whimper from Twilight and she grinned.

"You have been a very bad filly, Twilight Sparkle." Another swat was delivered to Twilight's firm rear. "Treating royalty like some common peasant. How dare you?" The hardest spank so far was met with a loud sound that was a mix of a whine and a moan. It rekindled the fire in Luna's loins. Oh yes, she had a good idea for this. A little teasing was in order first, though.

She leaned down to bring herself closer to Twilight's flank. She ran a hoof on her haunches and on the sexy little star cutie mark. Luna ran her tongue along said cutie mark, getting a long, low moan from Twilight. She caressed Twilight perfectly toned derriere, one cheek with each hoof, before suddenly pulling the young mare back towards her as Luna herself climbed onto her hind legs. She briefly wondered how Twilight managed to maintain such a toned rear when she spent most of her time studying but then decided it wasn't important.

"Get ready, Twilight. They say two is better than one." Luna knew there was no way that Twilight could know what she was planning, nor that she was referring to their marehoods."So we're going to double the fun."

Twilight tilted her neck to look behind her with a confused expression on her face. Luna climbed atop the young, studious pony. Twilight's confusion did not fade as princess Luna was not a stallion, so she failed to understand how the could possibly achieve sexual stimulation in this position. Twilight soon found out.

Luna brought their lips close together in such a way that their marehoods touched. It was electrifying, Luna hadn't even begun to move and already Twilight was desperate. Maybe it was simply the fact that it was Luna, or maybe it was the fact that this seemed extremely exciting to Twilight. Whatever it was Twilight honestly didn't give a buck, so long as she was bucked. With a firm grind their pussies ground against each other for the first time. Slippery and wet yet firm enough for their clits to rub against each other. This may be Twilight's new favorite position.

It didn't take long for Luna to find a good rhythm at which to buck her young lover. The grinds came and came. It wasn't too fast, nor too slow. It was just right. Twilight would grind her hips in a circular motion to help their soaked marehoods find friction against each other. Both were moaning loudly, their fur was covered in sweat and their hormones out of control. As if the feeling of their marehoods grinding against each other wasn't enough Twilight began building her magic up. It was with a loud gasp and a scream that Luna realized exactly what Twilight was doing.

"Y-you were- Ah! Cur-i-ous weren't you, Princess?" Twilght looked back towards Luna with a look of such lust it made the alicorn shiver. The princess responded with a nod as another jolt of magic traveled through her pussy, pushing her ever closer to her orgasm.

There was no more thinking, just action. They were a mindless, sweaty mass of hormones grinding against each other, desperate for their sexual frustrations to be released. It didn't matter what happened so long as their was something to grind against, or somepony lapping at their crotches. So long as they had a reason to moan at that moment they would be happy.

Both were getting dangerously close. Luna began grinding harder and Twilight bucked the princess with the invisible, magic phallic object as much as she could. She was in so much pleasure sometimes she would lose focus and she would lose control of her magic. This would elicit a frustrated groan from Luna which would make Twilight aware of the situation and she would quickly fix it. It was unbearable, waiting for that moment of sweet release and when it came it had definitely been worth the work the two ponies had put into achieving it.

Both screamed the others name. Luna's grip on Twilight's flanks became harder and she did her best to keep grinding through her orgasm. Twilight was also doing her best to keep the magic flowing, keeping Princess Luna filled with it. They rode their orgasms out together and when neither could scream anymore because their throats were dry, and raw they resorted to low groans of pleasure instead until the collapsed next to each other. Both were out of breath and unable to speak for at least a couple of minutes after their intense orgasm. They were both still tingling from the powerful climax they had brought in one another. When finally their bodies calmed down they turned to each other at the same time.

Twilight was exhausted, which she thought was unusual considering she was in a dream. She didn't particularly care right at that moment though. "That was the best sex I've ever had."

"Of course, you're dealing with royalty, Twilight Sparkle." they both broke out in a fit of giggles. Even Luna, who considered herself far too old for breaking out in fits of giggles. She couldn't help it thought, Twilight was adorable.

"It's too bad this was all a dream." Twilight was already drifting off to sleep.

"Why is that?"

"We could have had so much more fun." she mumbled the last words because sleep overtook her.

The princess grinned. This had also been the best sex she'd ever had and truth be told she didn't want to not have it again. She didn't want to deceive Twilight though. Since her return she'd grown quite fond of her sister's student. She couldn't wait to see the look of shock on Twilight's face when she woke up to find out she truly had experienced this night.

**

Twilight woke the next morning feeling especially refreshed. A soft giggle escaped her lips as she recalled the previous night's dream. She stretched her body, getting several satisfying cracks from the bones in her back. Then she rolled over and screamed bloody murder, falling out of her bed similar to the way she had in her dream of the previous night.

The princess could only break into a fit of laughter again. "Oh, Twilight. I knew you would react this way."

"Pr-princess Luna!? Last night was real!?"

"It most certainly was."

Luna gave Twilight a puzzled expression. Although she'd initially panicked now she seemed quite calm, thoughtful even. Twilight had figured that if there were to be repercussions they would have come last night, which logically meant that Luna was okay with last night. The fact that she was still present suggested that she wanted to continue their relationship, whatever it may be. This was the source of Twilight's frown. Of course, Luna didn't know any of this.

"What is it, Twilight?"

"I'm just trying to figure out how to word my letter to Celestia."

Author's Note

So here we go, This was a request, kind of, by Lunyx Force0. It was actually fun to write and I think it turned out quite well, but I'll let you guys be the judge of that. I'm happy with it though, and feel like I may have improved a teensy bit since my last fic.

Once again if you guys have a pair you'd like to see, or even a pair and specific kink (Horning, hoofjobs, whatever floats your boat.) I'd be more than happy to try my hand of it.

Let me know in a comments, or in a PM (PM'S preferred.)

A Letter To The Princess

Dear Princess Celestia,

Recently I've conducted some research in the field of sexual activity and different methods of stimulation. I never realized what powerful sensations can come between sexual intercourse between two mares. It's incredible! I also find it incredible how different sexual fantasies, or fetishes, can directly impact arousal. Last night I got to find all of that out for myself with Princess Luna.

Princess, I'm not going to lie, we rutted each other senseless. I actually feel as though some of my brains were bucked out, like I've actually lost a few IQ points from my activities last night. That is how good your sister is, Princess. She's so experienced, it really helped me learn a lot.

I realize that sending you this letter may be a little awkward but you sent me here to study friendship. I realize this is not friendship, necessarily, but I hear that there are many friends who choose to fulfill their sexual desires with other friends. They're called friends with benefits and although I'm still unclear on the nature of the relationship between Luna and myself this one seems to be the most logical conclusion. I could go into more detail, and tell you all about it but it simply wouldn't be the same without the experience. Words can't describe the sensations I felt last night. I'll keep you updated on my progress in this field, Princess.

I have some more 'studying' to do.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle.

Author's Note

Alright, alright. I've been convinced to write this letter, potentially tying it into a next chapter including a threesome with Princess Celestia. I can't guarantee the threeway, as I hear they're quite difficult to write but I may try. I'm not sure how well this letter turned out to be honest, I knew it wasn't going to be long from the start. Hopefully it's funny none-the-less. But let's take a moment to discuss the over all quality of my work.

It's decent, at best. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate all the compliments and stuff I've gotten but I appreciate the criticism just as much. That's why whatever is published next is going to undergo some quality control, I think. I'm going to try and make it as good as I can. I doubt the jump in quality is going to be extremely apparent right away, it'll take some time for me to improve but just be a little patient with me and I think I can get to the skill level to at least be qualified as 'good'. Like I said though, that doesn't mean I'm not grateful for everything so far. I love writing, I want to get better at it and you, the readers, are the people who help me do that.

And for the record, I don't think this letter is that good.