The Doctor and his Assistant Ditzy Doo.

by ela567

Rating: everyone
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Length: 2482

When the TARDIS suddenly lands in an unknown place, the Doctor and his Assistant Derpy Whooves seem to be.... humanized?

When the TARDIS suddenly lands in an unknown place, the Doctor and his Assistant Derpy Whooves seem to be…. humanized?

Ditzy struggles to understand how and why the Doctor had lived on such a cruel place such as earth. Does the Doctor have to teach her everything while figuring out why the TARDIS had brought them to that certain place at a time like that?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-19 08:13:50 UTC

Oh TARDIS

    The Doctor held onto my right back hoof while he was in the TARDIS so I could float above the planet to see its real beauty, for it was the first time. The Doctor had been excited for this day because he said it was going to be the year 2050 for planet Earth. He said that many, many people stay up all night to see the ball drop and to kiss the ones they love, for it is the beginning of the new year. He said this was called New Years. I had always expected the planet Earth to be a dark and mysterious place, but instead, it was a beautiful sphere with the colors of green and blue. It was very, very beautiful.

"Doctor, I had always imagined this place as an area where only murderers lived, and where the planet was a just a blank and black sphere, but out of all of the planets you have taken me to, this is the most beautiful one. I remember the first day I saw you, I thought you were a rude, crazy, and sick pony, but out of everypony that I know, you are the best of all. I am so glad and confused on why you took me.... Why was I the one, out of thousands and thousands of ponies?" I reached back to the sides of the TARDIS to pull myself in, succeeding.

"I chose you because I was bored, silly Derpy. I always need a companion to make me happy. I can get crazy, too, Derpy. All Time Lords can. So, I ran into you, and you turned out to be the most amazing mare that anybody could travel with. Anyway, I told you my not-so-secret, so it was bound to happen." The Doctor answered

    I remembered the time I first saw him, and how sad I was to watch him go. He was a Time Traveling pony, after all. He could have sure spiced up my life a bit. I was almost depressed, and then, I heard it. The noisy sound of the TARDIS landing made me practically spring out of my bed. I was so happy. He offered me to go and immediately the answer was a yes.

"Anypony, Doctor, anypony. You are not in England, anymore." I sighed, I had always corrected his mistakes so others couldn't figure out what or who he was. He was mine, and only mine. He is mine and only mine, and it will stay that way until the day I die.

"Yes, Derpy. Lets go back to Ponyville, maybe we could catch a bite to eat? Do muffins sound good?" He said

"Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes! Lets go! We can eat blueberry muffins, banana muffins, oh Celestia, so many to choose from!!" I screamed

I ran to the controls to the TARDIS and sat beside the bars while I watched him mess with the controls. For some reason, it was taking him much longer than it usually does. Very odd for him.

"Doctor, whats going on? Why isn't the TARDIS going all teleporty-thingy back to Ponyville?" I said, with a hint of worry in my voice.

"Uh, Derpy, this is very bad. This is really bad. The TARDIS has seemed to run out of energy. We have no time at all. Derpy, the anti-gravity around the TARDIS will disappear, and so will it while we are heading down. It should happen in a minute or so! You need to hang onto something as tight as possible, I will be right beside you, I have an idea." He said

    Panic surged through out my body. Why is this happening? I looked over to the bar I was sitting beside and locked my hooves around it as tight as possible. The TARDIS made a loud screech and I could hear the levers and buttons being pulled and pressed by the Doctor. If he doesn't hang onto something he will die. Either the TARDIS will crash land on Earth or miss Earth by a millimeter. If we land on Earth we should only come out with a few scratches or bruises, but if we dodge it, we will float through space endlessly until we finally hit an unknown planet.

"Doctor, you need to hang onto something. You will die! Please, Doctor, please. I need you, hang onto something now or I let go! HANG ONTO SOMETHING, NOW!!" I screamed

He looked at me and started to walk to wards me, but then, a loud cracking noise echoed inside of the TARDIS and soon was followed by a extremely loud crack, and then a screaming Doctor flew up into the air.

"Doctor, no! No, no, no, no!"  I screamed at the top of my lungs

I let go and my body seemed to fly up towards the top of the TARDIS. I could see the Doctor looking at me with eyes that said, "I am so sorry."

I decided I could do nothing and that I should sit there and wait for my death, wait for the cracking of my bones when I hit the floor of the TARDIS. All that could go through my mind at the moment was that I was so glad the Doctor was with me, and I loved him. I loved him more than anypony. We are going to die together.

I closed my eyes and waited for death, but instead, I felt an odd tingling surging through my body, the tingling soon turning into pain. It was death. It was death covering all over my body. The pain seemed to spread at what started at my chest, and then to my hind legs, and then all over my body. The pain was so unbearable that I couldn't handle it. I had passed out.

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My eyes shoot open to see the roof of the TARDIS. Am I dead? Is this where I go after death? I sat up and looked around to see....

What is that?

    I see a long body peach skin body, naked, and bruised everywhere. The Doctor told me this is what humans looked like. He said they have long legs like us ponies, and long arms with something called hands at the end of them, and hair that was on top of their heads. He was naked though with a collar an a tie that seemed to big were tied around his neck. His hair was flipped to the left side of his head, the remainders sticking to the right side of his head, and what looked like curls of hair on the sides of his neck, almost making him look... handsome. He had blue eyes. His body was quite long, although, I wouldn't know because I am a pony. In between his legs was...no, Ditzy, you can't think about that right now. I felt myself blush, still thinking about even though I told myself not to. Lines formed across his forehead and his arm twitched and touched his face.

"Oi, what happened?" he said in a weakened voice that made him sound exactly like....

No, it isn't possible.

I looked down at my body to check for bruises but instead find a body of a human. I looked down at my once hooves to find hands and feet. I looked at my chest to find....

What are those? What is on my chest?

I took my... hands... and felt my head to find hair. I took a strand of hair and placed it under my face to find the usual blonde color. The hair seemed to spread down to my back. In between my once hind legs were the same as usual. I wasn't surprised on that one, but still, what is this sorcery on my chest? What is it? Is it bad? The Doctor, or the man, or whatever he is in front of me sure doesn't seem to have them. They sure seemed to be very large, so, what are they?

"DOCTOR? DOCTOR!" I screamed

The man shot up and looked straight at me and blushed right away and covered his face.

"Why am I dreaming of this?" said the Doctor

"No, this isn't a dream. It is me, Ditzy, your companion, your assistant. Don't you remember me?"

"Why are you human?" He said, still blushing at me under his hand. His whole face was a shade of red.

"I don't know, the TARDIS crashed and I was sure we were going to die. I let go to save you and the next thing I know my whole body is inn pain and then I pass out. Look Doctor, you are human also! I am not the only one!"

He turned his back towards me and looked at his whole body.

"Yes, yes, yes! I am human! I am on Earth once more! This is impossible. Yet I like it. No, I don't. Wait-.... Hmm." He said, arguing with himself

"Doctor, what are these?" I pointed to my chest

Doctor turned around and covered his whole body to see what I was talking about, but before he could answer, his face got all reddy again and he turned back around. Whatever it was had got him ashamed to look at me.

"Ditzy is what we should have your name be in this world. You are a Ditzy. Ditzy is a better name and I don't know why I call you Derpy, but those ponies got me used to it. I am sorry for it, I know it isn't your name. You might want to get changed, also, you know where all the clothing is, so help yourself.... Actually, wait here while I get it and close your eyes." He chuckled at the last part, yet I don't know why.

I didn't close my eyes, I acted like I did, but I didn't. The whole time I watched I wondered why I have such a perverted mind. I always have. Sometimes I just can't help it. I am a loner that gets teased all the time, so really, I see why. I am just so lonely. I felt the urge to cry at that word. Lonely.

The Doctor came up to me and placed the clothing in front of me, covering his hands over his eyes. He was wearing a brown suit with a white undershirt, red suspenders, and a brown bowtie. He looked very young, about in his late twenties, but really, I know that he is over a thousand years old.

"Why are you ashamed to look at me?" I ask, but soon regretting it.

"I am not! It's just... You're well.. uhem..." He says

"Oh yes, so? I am naked all of the time in Ponyville and you look at me. What is the difference?" I say, irratated.

"Well, this is Earth. Now would you please put the clothing on?" He turned his back against me and walked away.

What in the hay is up with him? I thought.

In front of me lie a lace material thing that seemed to go over the circles on my chest, a large yellow T-shirt, a black skirt, underwear, and a pair of black thingies for my feet.

    I took my arms and tried to push myself up, but I failed. The lace thing slid over my head. There were two holes that I guessed were meant to be where my arms should go. I slid my arms through the holes and it was on. It felt very tight and comfortable, but I am glad I even have clothing, because the Doctor sure seems to hate me without it.I tried putting my arms behind me and standing up with my feet, but I failed. I lastly tried to jump up to stand, but still, I failed. Since that wasn't working, I decided to take hold of the shirt and put it over my head. The shirt slid down and I aimed my arms for the two little holes on the sides. I took my hands and pushed the shirt down. It fit perfectly, even with the shirts size. Meaning I should be fat.

    Next was the underwear, which I easily slid on, getting the hang of it. I took the skirt, flipped it, and slid it up my legs, although it was extremely tight. The black thingies were next, and most likely the hardest. The black thingies had a slot for my two toes to hold the thing to my feet, other than that, my whole foot looked bare. The hard part was trying to decide which foot it should go on. I flipped it over and decided that the one that was facing the same way my foot was was were is should go. I did the same with the other shoe, but this time, under the shoe read the words "Flip-Flops size 11."

Why is being a human so hard?

"Doctor! I can't get up. It is too hard. Whenever I try I fall back down again. Please help!" I said

He walked over to me, trying to hide the smile on his face. I knew he was laughing because his face was in an awkward calm mode. He was probably laughing at the fact that I don't even know how to get up. It was funny, though. I myself even started laughing when he pulled me up to my feet.

"You look very nice," I say, "Is there a special occasion?"

"Yes, we are going somewhere only for the two of us. Somewhere I know barely anybody goes to." He said in a dark, mysterious voice.

Oh great, what are we going to do now? Go to the moon? Heh, it is the Doctor.

Once I got to my feet, the hard part was walking. The Doctor kindly demonstrated it to me and I followed his every move. I did this around the TARDIS for a while and got used to it. We were about to leave when he pulled up a mirror that can show my whole body. I am very, very chubby. I have chubby cheeks, a fat stomach with curves, and my thighs are very fat. My eyes are crossed and yellow, but very pretty, as I always say to myself to feel better. I have long, blonde hair that parts on my left side and flows down to my back, and I have a shirt with bubbles on them.

"It is for my bubbly personality!" I said in the happiest voice I could make out.

"A very bubbly one, might I say." He added

"Okay now, Doctor, where are we going?"

"Oh lets see here. A coffee shop to get muffins! I did promise you after all. We are also going to tour around this place, which I think is the wonderful planet Earth!"

God I love the Doctor.