A Fanfic for chris by Tidal splash edited by Adolf HItler and Master Chief.
in the beginning a magic pony with awesome hair made the heavens and the earths, This may seem like a bit of a stretch considering most of you probably believe in god and the rest of you are atheist twats. Well it happened i mean i wasn’t there but a friend told me about it. well on with the story she made the earth but it was very dark so she made a ball of light that would show the beauty of the world she called it the sun. Now she needed someone to raise the sun so she decided to fap over megan fox and then a baby pony was there she called her....sun pony.
sun pony was very happy she got to make the sun come up every day life was good.
but when she would make the sun go away things were blank not dark just black an empty and ugly silence filled the hair it was the most awful thing sense one direction i mean seriously fuck those guys the sun pony asked her mother if she could have a sister to play with the mother pony look at the sun with very disappointing eyes the way a mother looks at her son when he goes to music college.she said in a dark voice “are you not happy with the life i've giving you”
the sun pony looked at her mom “i live in outer space and make a bright ball of gas raise on a planet full of nothing!” The mother pony wasn’t listen she was busy on redtube.
the sun pony began to think “i need a name sun pony sounds like something out of a bad fanfic by a 18 year loser” how about... she began to write a list of possible names she could use the list follows.
The list
miss not sun pony, avril lavigne, pikachu,Luna (forgot that sounds like shit),sexy mc sexyton, morgan freepony, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER,kurt coheadshot,celestia,SEYMORE BUTTS
in the end the sun pony went with celestia as it was the least retard out of them all but still sounded pretty gay she went to the mother pony who had finished on redtube and said “Mother from now on you shall call me celestia!”the mother looked at her as if to say “DAFUQ” and then she made another pony out out the seman on the floor did i mention she had a penis?.
that part is kinda important her penis was lovely like a giant old lady arm’s covered in ice cream and veins. the seman began to take the shape of another magic pony. The magic pony came from da semen like gaint poop coming out of a turkeys anus it was the best thing ever in all of ever. After the pony was fully form she bad her way to the younger sister and said in a calm collective voice “"ii Be da Pimpin lunAA Ah $HALll tAyk cARe O'' DA Night"” The sun pony looked at her mother with a sad expressive face that was very expressive ( “^-^” have a random kitty face.) The mom look at her two ponie daughters and said i better mix this shit up. So she totally changed the world and everything else
she gave the earth an ocean its like a sink only like it takes up 80% of da world she also made more ponies to live in the world she called the world earthville and then made 8 planets i won’t go in to detail as you should know you fucking planets if you don’t dunno use google.
