Buried In The Stream Of Time Is Where Your Power Grows
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My Little Pony: Full Life Consequences 2!!!: What has to be done!
Buried In The Stream Of Time Is Where Your Power Grows
Spike the Dragon was driving at 50mps and the wind was in his non existed hair when he saw a cop who might try to give him a ticket. He did not now why there was motorcycle cops when he had and made the only one in existence but he let the cop pull him over anyway.
"Give me your l.D." the cop said and Spike was about to pull out his wallet when he saw that the cop had strange eyes and didnt look like he was all there.
"I can't give you my I.D cop"
"Why not?"
"Because you is Hypno Zombie!!!!!!" and Spike the dragon punched him the face so hard that he went flying towards the moon which was high in the air even tho it was only 4 pm and was stuck there for the rest of his sad loney useless life.
Spike the dragon then sped off because Nightmare Moon had started the end of life itself!!!!! He kept on going and fighting off more Hypno zombie cops till he made it to canterlot and what he saw there shocked him alots. There where cults dedicated to Nightmare Moon and statues of the evil mare and demons were in the base Spike could not see them but he knew they were there. He Drove in the streets and headed to the castle making sure to destroy every staue on the way. Spike popped a wheelie and that made the bike go way over the castle walls and right on top of it where the final boss Nightmare moon was.
"So you have come Spike the dragon! I've been waiting for you because once your dead hehe... NOTHING CAN STOP ME!!!111!!!!oneoneone!!!!" she laughed and howeled at him but Spike did not care because he was too badass to be intimated by this loser.
"Shut up Nightmare! Because this is my story! And your not apart of it!" he said before charging towards her and punching. He did not even charge up his fist with his fire because he hadn't had a challenged since the changaling army invaded and wanted to to make this last and it seemed like Nightmare Moon had the same idea because she wasnt using any fancy ~~mathma~~ magic either. So the were throwing punching each one causing its own mini sonic boom which could be heard across the land there fight was so epic that colors that didnt exist before were being made by the sheer awesomeness of the battle it was like dragonball z action times nine thousand and one. At the end they were both beat up and charged up their fist with fire and magic and ran toward each other for one final blow and they punched their faces and went flying back and there bodies went limp. It was like this for five mintues before Spike the dragon stood up and said.
"I'm sorry Luna But I had to do what needed to be done of me on this day and live up to my FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!!!"
He said starting to walk away only to get stab in the back by the next boss! (gasp!) "Who did this to me!!!!" he yelled.
"I did silly dragon" said a voice but Spike the dragon knew that voice.
"Discord!?!?!?!!?!?!? But why? You were reformed!!!!" Discord chuckled and said
"That was all part of my master plan to raise the moon up and kill all life!!!" he then flew away to start part two of his master plan. Over at the pimp factory Twilight's wife senses tingled and told her that Spike was in danger and flew to canterlot castle where she saw him slowly dying! "NO!" she shouted like the dovahkiin and rushed toward the Swagon. "Who did this to you!"
"Discord..." he said while coughing up blood. "Before I go I have to say... I love you." he said before going compeletly limp.
"NO SPIKE THE DRAGON YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT!!!" she said while shaking his dead body.
"I'm sorry Twilight but he's dead now may his soul rest in piece." Luna said which shocked Twilight.
"I thought Spike killed you!"
"He only destroyed the evil power of Nightmare Moon in me. But that is not important what is important is that Discord told me his lair when I was being mind controlled and which is in... PONYVILE!!!"
"Then I must get revenge and murder that motherfucker." she said before jumping off the roof and flying towards Ponyvile.
I Pledge Myself To Conquer All The Foes Who Stand
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My Little Pony: Full Life Consequences 2!!!: What has to be done!
I Pledge Myself To Conquer All The Foes Who Stand
Twilight was angry no she was fucking pissed how DARE Discord go and kill the love of her life. She was so livid that every mug of coffee became piles of dirt but she didn't care because the only thing that mattered to her right now was tearing Discord a new one. She flew faster and faster the clouds she flew passed became alive due to her sheer malice but they died right after gaining knowlage of the life, the universe, and everything else. Twilight could see ponyvile and flew down to it and there she saw hoards and hoards of ~~ZOMBEH GHOASTS~~ Hypno zombies which she now knew Discord made them this way!
"Get out of my way hypno zombies!!!!" She screamed at the top of lung.
"But this is our town!" they yelled backed. So Twilight felt bad then since this used to be her town to and knew the pain of having to leave when the changalings launched a surprised attack and made it go boom. So she got an idea and blew them up so they were at peace a tricked learned from Spike the dragon when he used it on that wingless slut of a changaling before he died. This made Twlight even angryer and now was running towards the center of the town where Discords house was because he made one. But when she got there was some~~one~~pony waiting for her.
"Trixies!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? Why are you here!?!?!" she said and was charging magic.
"Twilight i loved you because you were awesome and I didnt not see that before so I am here to stop you and make my ship everyponys OTP forever!!!!!!!!!!!" Trixie said with grin.
"Sorry to burst your bubble but the only one i love is Spike the dragon and even thoughs hes dead.... HE'll ONLY BE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME BITCH!" Twilight said and launched magic bolt at Trixie who then blocked it with magic shield and fire her magic bolt which Twilight blocked and this happened about 3 times before they knew this wasnt going anywhere and spawned in magic swords and when to go fight each other.
"muahahaheheheh you cant beat me Twilight for I am more magical than youz." Trixie said before stabbing Twilight in the knee.
"No... your wrong! I am the most magical of them all!!!!!" Twilight said and she started to do the windy thing and her eeyes started to glows and then Trixie and banished to the nine hell of below.
"Spilight forever bitch." Twilight said before walking in to discords house and in there was a place not to mankind if man kind existed that is.
"DISCORDS WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!"
"Right here!" Discord said from behind her.
"Discord whatever did I do to make you take my Spike away?
"You didnt do anything he was just in the way."
"IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT LETS DO THIS!" she said and pretty much fliped the fuck out and fired alots and lots of bullets which were magic bolts and the gun was her horn but all of the missed because discord was too quick and that made her even angryer and started firing more bolts faster and harder and they still missed.
"WHY WONT MY BULLETS BOLTS HIT YOU!!!!!!!"
"Because you suck!" Discord said that that was the final straw so using her crazy magic crap she used her magical powers to summon the other member of the main seven and it was seven because Spike before he was dead was totally apart of the group and anypony that says other wise gets fucking stabed. so they appeared and they had there elements on alreadys because they just do and they firing off a super laser beam whiched made discord into nothingness as in he nolonger existed all the hypno ponies that Twilight didnt kill went make home and Twilight got her revenge.
The End.
My Little Pony: Full Life Consequences 2!!!: What has to be done!
Crimsion Beyond Blood That Flows
It was been a wonderful since the great battle of awesomeness that went down in canterlot and Spike the dragon has made his business a success with pimps now starting up their own businesses but they still pay Spike 45% of the profits since he copyrighted it and that means it gets to make sweet sweet milk money from it. Anyway Spike and Twilight got married and had the greatest wedding ever with thousands of flowers and birds and it was also a lunar eclipse because they had connections with the princesses so it was even awesomer and rainbow dash went so fast she did five rainbooms overhead and broke the speed of light and just disappeared. She came back though six months later and she said she went to a universe where there was hairless apes and only a few of them liked Spike the dragon and preferred only ponies and gushed over her. Nobody believed her because Spike was too awesome to not be liked and left out of adventures and fics.
Spike had just finished writing a book on how to be a swagon in life when he got a letter from Luna which said.
"Spike the dragon I have become evil again because I read the last story and you said my moon sucked so I am nightmare moon again!!!!"
Spike was shocked and jumped out the window and landed on his motorcycle which he had made using legendary old dragon tech and was about to speed off when Twilight ran out and said "No! Don't leave without me!"
"I can't let you go with me this mission will be to dangerous and I don't want anything to happen to my beautiful wife now do I?" he said and gave her a quick kiss before driving off.
