A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....
The landing
When I entered the bar I heard someone say “Hear about how they are enslaving ponies?” I shook my head, and said “No, I didn’t.” That someone said “Well they are, apparently they make good workers.” I sighed, and said “I actually was the clone commander, for the mission to Equestria.” That someone looked up and said “Wait you were?” I nodded, and said “Yep, I was I went AWOL so I could, get away from the massacres, and to help the ponies.” I then told him my, story.
Day 7 Clone Wars
Officially, when me and my soldiers, landed in Equestria we were part of the Republic. As all of us know, the Republic is now nothing but gone. Well as I was saying, the Equestrian’s welcomed us with love and hugs. We didn't really, care we were fine as long, as none of the stupid droids, landed. But I remember, walking in the hangars and entering the LAAT. I remember flying through the air.
When we landed, I turned around to Flame and asked “Flame, how’s your squad, I heard you guys just returned from Yavin 8.” Flame nodded, and said “It’s true Kicker we had fun with the freezing cold area, and the dry weather.” I remember how I got my nickname, Kicker.
I got the name when we were at the simulations, back at Kamino I would always kick the droids, down and start kicking the training droids, till their heads turned into, a fine dust. I laughed at the memory; Flame got his name because he nearly burnt down, the simulations. He accidentally got, the flame thrower version of the DC-15A, training was pretty interesting that day.
When are LAAT landed, we walked out I ordered “Try and find some droids, tell me if you find life forms.” Several soldiers ran by, searching the area. I looked up, and saw the Acclamators flying by. I sighed, and squirmed in the claustrophobic, armor. I have always hated Phase 1 armor, it was just so tight.
Flame and I, walked into what was supposed to be a town. Flame and I gasped, this planet was owned by ponies, and yes I said ponies. As we walked into the town, the ponies watched us march through. I told Flame “My god, they look scared.” Flame nodded, and said “It’s probably, the armor.” I then knelt, down to one of the little, foals and stuck my hand out. The poor thing, cowered. I then removed my helmet, and said “It’s ok, were not here to kill you, where here to help.”
Then we heard the infamous Rojer, Rojer. Several battledroids, walked out and shot in the sky, and squealed “You there, stop right there in the name, of the CIS.” I pulled out, my DC-15S and shot the droids, the ponies watched as we fought. I told them, get to safety and shot the battledroids back, as me and Flame fought them off. I said “Get the children, to safety I want this village to be safe.” Several clone troopers nodded, and ran towards the children to get them too safety.
Then I heard a super battle droid, I then put my helmet on. I got my DC-15A, out and aimed me and Flame got ready, Flame said “Just like the simulators eh Kicker?” I nodded, and said “Just like the simulations.” Then the super battle droid came I then said “Target the SB!” As we shot it, a burst of magic exploded, the B2 I watched, the B2 scream its last words “NO!” I asked “Who in the Fierfek did that?” I looked up and saw her, her name was Twilight Sparkles. Twilight asked “Who are you?” I stood up, and said “Some call me Kicker.” Twilight looked at me, and said “Well you are quiet clearly what some would call a human.”
Twilight then showed me, around the village, when then Flame ran up, to me and said “Sir, the Jedi are coming.” I responded “Which one?” Flame responded “Their names are Tylan Vuull, and Shir Korne.” I said “Well get ready for their arrivals, I want to show them the beauty of this place.”
Then a soldier, ran up to me and said “Sir a droid invasion force, is landing soon.” I gasped, and said “Get ready to attack soldier I want a massive scrap pile.” Then we saw the invasion force.The landing craft flew over us, the AATs were already deployed. I said “Flame, I want you to call in several AT-TE’s, we are going to need them.”
As we took offensive positions, the AT-TEs came up, and got ready. Then the droids, marched towards us, Twilight asked me “What are we going to do?” I responded “Stand back, and watch the fireworks.” Twilight watched as the AT-TEs blew up, the battledroids. The AT-TE’s cannons, sounded like thunder destroying several AATs. One by one the droids were destroyed, I turned around and said “This is what I call fun.”
Later that night, Twilights friends invited me for a dinner party. Flame and I came, so as we ate Twilight asked me “Where did you come from?” I responded “I come from Kamino; I am currently here, for the Republic.” Twilight asked “The Republic?” I nodded, and said “The Republic, fights for freedom, and Democracy.” Then our food came, I ate like a normal clone would do. Rainbowdash then asked me “Well tell me, how do you guys fly those, big floating battleships?” I responded “Easy we have pilots, they fly them.” Flame stood there with binoculars, looking for trouble. Flame tapped my shoulder, and said “Sir, we have a problem to the north, a unicorn Pegasi mix is coming.” Twilight told me “That is a Alicorn.” I nodded, and said “I want to meet her.”
When I first met Celestia, she demanded “Who are you, where do you come from?” I bowed, and said “I am Commander Kicker, or some just call me Commander Kick.” Celestia cocked her head and asked “Where do you come from?” I said “I come from Kamino; I am here for freedom and Justice.” Celestia wiped, a bit of sweat from her forehead, and said “Good I thought you were one, of Nightmaremoon’s tricks.” I asked “Nightmaremoon who is Nightmaremoon?” Celestia then explained, to me who Nightmaremoon was.
Then the Jedi’s Tylan Vuull, and Shir Korne, walked up. Tylan said “Commander, status update!” I nodded, and said “Sir, we have destroyed a droid invasion, with the help of AT-TEs. Also we have encountered these ponies they are very friendly, and helped us.” Shir kneeled, down to a wounded pony, on the ground and healed the wounded pony. Shir stood up, clearing her face, of her black hair and said “It’s so sad; these ponies are being dragged, into this war.” I nodded, and said “Yes they are, very peaceful.”
Tylan, then said to me “You seem, to be strong in the force, are you sure you’re not another one of, those experimental fore sensitive clones?” I shook my head, and said “No I’m pretty sure; I’m not a force sensitive clone.” Tylan, nodded he said “I think, we have a new planet to protect, don’t you agree?” I nodded, I knew this part of the 501st legion was, strong but we couldn’t protect an entire planet.
One by one, we marched back; to camp we got onto the LAATs that were waiting. As we ascended to the Acclamator star destroyer above us, I saw Equestria grow smaller, and smaller. When we landed, I decided to call in several more Acclamators; I mean this one ship the RAS Prosecutor can’t protect one planet right? I was talking to Sev from the Delta Squad, I told him how friendly the ponies where he responded “Come on now, that’s no fun, they aren’t evil? I want to kill another thing, remember I’m trying to rack up, 4,000 kills to avenge those 4,000 commandos, which died.” I sighed, and said “Sev, go talk to Advisor about it, I’m not your therapists.”
The next day I was supposed to brief, the Delta Squad I sighed and thought “Woo-hoo, reasoning with Scorch, doesn’t get any better.” When I walked into the briefing room, I said “Delta Squad, welcome to Operation Equestrian Loyalty.” Scorch raised his hand, and asked “Does this include explosives? Does it include missiles, tell me!” I told Scorch “Scorch no, it doesn’t it includes trying to figure, out who the ponies are loyal too.” Scorch sighed, and sat back down. I then briefed them about the mission, and then I said “One last thing, I will go with you guys.” Fixer stood up, and said “Umm sir, do you really think, that’s a good idea?” I nodded, and said “I’m a friend with one of them, that friend is Twilight Sparkles.”
The Delta Squad and I headed to Delta 42’s LAAT, as we boarded I said “Remember Sev, no killing.” Sev nodded and walked on board. As we flew through the Equestrian, airspace I ordered Delta 42 “Open the doors up, I want to see this place.” As the door, opened I saw the cities, and the castles. I ordered Delta 42 “Land, near that castle.” Then Delta 42, responded “Yessir.”
As we landed, in Canterlot we were greeted by Royal Guards. I sighed, and walked out. Then Celestia landed in front of me, and said “Hello Kick, how are you?” I bowed, and said “I’m fine; me and my squad are here, to scout out the land, and to begin relations with Equestria.” Celestia nodded, and said “Alright Kick.” As we walked into the castle, Boss asked “Please don’t tell me, there are bugs.” I shook my head, and said “Delta 38 don’t worry.”
Celestia told us the history, and how we were free to wander around as long as we didn’t destroy anything. I nodded and said to Scorch “See Scorch no explosives.” Scorch groaned “Ahhh Figgers.”
As we walked back outside, I told the Pilot “Prepare for takeoff, we are heading to Ponyville.” We then took off, as we flew over Canterlot; I thought “Maybe we can elect a senator.” When we arrived in Ponyville, we opened the doors of the gunship and walked out.
Twilight was standing by the library, and said “Hello Kick, how are you and how are your friends?” I said “Twilight I’m fine, meet the Delta Squad.” Twilight shook their hands, and asked “So where do you want to start?” I said “I want to go to the mayor’s office.”
I then turned around and heard something; I said “What was that?” I heard a deep voice “Identifying noise.” I listened closer, and screamed “B2 outside, Delta squad! Get ready for action!” The Delta Squad sprung to action, they took sniper positions. Sev said “Finally I get to kill something.” Scorch asked “What now no explosives?” I sighed, and said “Fine you can use explosives, as long as they are weak.” Scorch, then screamed “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!” I rolled my eyes in my helmet. I then told Twilight “Go and hide somewhere safe.” Twilight nodded, and hid.
I then called up to the Prosecutor “I need reinforcements, I need them now! Battle droids are scattered in the city.” I looked up at the RAS Prosecutor, and saw LAATs flying down, and attacking droids. Celestia sent a message to Twilight asking “What’s going on?” I told Twilight “Send her a message that says droids are attacking.” Twilight nodded and sent it. I looked up again and saw V-19s attacking Vulture fighters.
Then the droids were converging on our spot, I then said “Delta Squad, destroy the battle droids.” I got my DC-15A ready, and aimed at the droids. Soon gunfire filled the air, battledroids fell to the ground. I shot several blasts at a B2, the B2 fell to the ground. More and more battle droids were coming, we were literally, neck to neck.
I shot several more times, I watched as the droids fell to the ground. I then saw Shir Korne, slicing away, at battle droids with her Lightsaber. I then noticed my DC-15A was out so, I got out my DC-15S. As I shot back several more hostiles, I said “A normal day eh Sev?” Sev nodded, and destroyed another battle droid, and said “More kills, woo hoo.” I turned around, I saw Delta 40 knock a battle droid down, and kick it.
I then noticed the enemy’s lines where weakening, and I said “We can get out soon, they are leaving.” Delta squad and I got out, just seeing Shir Korne, leaning over a dying pony. Shir knelt over, and healed that dying pony with the force. I told Twilight “It’s safe, you can come out now.” Twilight asked Shir “What kind of magic was that?” Shir stood up, and said “That’s the force Twilight.” Twilight asked “What’s the force?” Shir said "The Force is what gives a Jedi Knight his or hers power, it's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together." Twilight said “That’s not possible, it’s not scientifically possible.” Shir said “Twilight that is exactly, what the book says.” I said “It’s true.”
I then watched the sun set; as it set I said “The force, I think it is in me.” I stood there on a rock, watching the sun set. Over time the relations with Equestria grew. I personal think we could have gotten senators to visit, but we were told no. Over time we learned, about the ways of the Equestrian army.
When the Venator Class Star Destroyer was deployed for the first time we all thought “Finally, were saved.” The reason is we could finally have something, that wasn’t weak to other ships. I watched as the Venators filled the sky, I said “Finally, we have reinforcements.” As the Venators finished arriving, I told Flame “Reinforcements have arrived.”
I watched as we got reinforcements the AT-TEs walked dropped off, and got into position. SPHMAT’s were being deployed; one by one they walked off random ships. Clone troopers marched off, and I stood there watching them, the thumping noise filled the air. Acclamators took off, once they deployed the soldiers, I knew the battle of Equestria has begun. Soldiers marched towards, Ponyville LAAT’s filled the sky, and V-19’s filled the sky too. I thought “No droid will survive, I will be sure of that.” Then I saw Y-wings fill the sky, I sighed and turned around to see Twilight smiling, I asked “Why are you smiling? People are going to die!” Twilight said “I’m just happy to see you; I mean this could be our last time seeing each other.” I nodded, and put my helmet on, I watched the soldiers march. I walked downstairs, and got my LAAT ready.
Soon I was airborne, flying towards the Everfree forest. As we flew, over the Everfree forest, I saw Spider walkers, walking through the forest. I screamed to the pilot “SHOOT THE SPIDER DROID’S LEGS!” Then I saw missiles, flying through the sky destroying a spider droid. We then landed; I jumped off shooting several droids.
I screamed “Attack the main AATs; I want a clear area for landing!” Soon we began to attack, I shot several battle droids. I than looked up, and saw a dog fight going on. More and More battle droids came, more and more clones came. As we ran, towards the bunkers clones exploded. I screamed “All forces, attack!” We then ran by a ponies hut, her name was Zecora.
Zecora came out of her hut, puzzled she asked “Who is fighting?” Then a blaster bolt, whizzed by her face. I ran up to her and said “Get to safety, there is a battle being fought.” AT-TE’s walked into the forest, destroying all the droids near us. I watched and told Flame “Inform Canterlot, the Everfree forest is being fought over.” I then watched, the walkers destroy hostile emplacements.
Then remains of Venators and other ships fell back down to the planet. I then saw several soldiers trying to run; they instead got crushed by debris. I screamed “Take cover! Debris is falling back to the planet, take cover and hide!” We took cover, as fiery debris destroyed our bases. I watched as the debris, destroyed our forces.
Once the debris where over, we advanced to the other side. One by one we took back the forest, well the fighting wasn’t much. I remember how hellish, it was the droids were destroyed. But many died, many died. This was a few years before Order 66.