Celestia Is Judge And Executioner Of Interdimensional Visitors

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Human, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy
Length: 996

Celestia is judge and executioner of the interdimensional visitors that randomly teleport into Equestria. She alone by seeing through the mind of the visitor decides between who is and not allowed into this world.

Princess Celestia is judge and executioner of the interdimensional visitors that randomly teleport into Equestria. She alone by seeing through the mind of the visitor decides who is and not allowed into this world.

Mature Rated For: dark themes, adult humor and suggestive themes of gore.

It took about ten minutes to write, should not be taken seriously.

Published 2013-05-20 21:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-20 21:20:02 UTC

Interdimensional Visitors

Interdimensional Visitors

The Alicorn Goddess of the sun Princess Celestia sat on her throne awaiting to see the new interdimensional visitors today, that randomly teleported into Equestria, which the Royal Guard arrested on the spot.

There was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a Human male being held by two unicorn Royal Guard. There was a black sack over his head and he was wrapped in magical glowing blue chains and a white straight jacket.

The Royal Guard teleported away, then Celestia's horn lit up brightly with golden light, using her magic she saw into the mind of the interdimensional visitor.

"OK, it seems you are a rapist, murderer and a cannibal. Well into the pit of death you go." She pulled a leaver next to her, followed by a trapdoor opening underneath him. Thus he fell into a dark pit of lava and melted to death. "Next!"

Two unicorn Royal Guard teleported in bringing in another man, whom also had a black sack over his head, wrapped in magical chains and a straight jacket.

"Please! What did I do?! I thought Equestria was a nice place?!" he shouted.

The Royal Guard teleported away, then Celestia used her magic to see into his mind.

"Sorry about that. You seem to be OK. Just a pathetic loser."

"Hey! That's not nice Celestia!"

The sack, the chains and the straight jacket vanished to be replaced by a black tuxedo and a Guy Fawkes Mask.

"Here's a sack of pits." A sack of bits appeared next to him. "Now, there's a nice brothel down the street, there you can meet Ponies to have sex with you and you may find a nice Pony to give you a home."

"Uh, thank you I guess."

"You're welcome. Now go!" she pointed to the golden doors across the room.

The man shrugged his shoulders, then dragged the bag of bits along with him towards the door.

Once he left two Royal Guard teleported in again holding a man dressed like the other two before.

As usual the Royal Guard teleported away, followed by Celestia using her magic to see into his mind.

"OK, you have some sort of torture fetish for hurting people. Well, into the pit of death you go."

"Wait, give me a chance to redeem myself!"

"I cannot risk you psychologically scarring one of my subjects. Thus into the pit of death you go." she pulled the leaver next to her, followed by the trapdoor opening underneath him. Which he fell into landing in hot lava and melted. "Next!"

It was a rough job, but it had to be done. For not only had she to deal with these depraved individuals on a daily basis she also had to kill the odd xenocidel, giant cuttlefish machine that randomly teleported into Equestria.

She wish she had it like most Equestrias in the Multiverse, they only got the odd visitor from another parallel universe to their world, while her Equestria was like a dumping ground for the Multiverse.

It sadden her that many of her counterparts of herself were no longer her friends anymore and called her a monster, due to her harsh treatment of interdimensional visitors. But what choice does she have? Just let a bunch of rapists and murderers run around to hurt her innocent subjects? At least she treated the nice interdimensional visitors well.

Her counterparts didn't let the depraved individuals run around either, but they did give them a second chance to redeem themselves no matter how depraved the person was. Truly, they were very tolerant.

She wish she could just send the depraved people back home to their own universes. That way she wouldn’t have to kill them and whatever universe they came from is left to deal with them. Perhaps one day she'll have the power to send them back home?

All she knew for sure was she'll need to eat a lot of chocolate cake, drink a ton of alcohol and get the most hung Royal Guard to agree to a gang bang to help deal with the stress of this job later tonight after work.

"But I don't want to have sex with Ponies!" shouted a man wearing a black tuxedo and a Guy Fawkes Mask.

"You don't have to. We have lots of homeless shelters in Canterlot. Now go, I'm busy!"

The man sighed then dragged the sack of bits down the hall.

Princess Luna walked in through the golden doors toward her sister.

"That's the last of them for the day."

"Good. Now assemble the Royal Guard to my bedroom for an orgy, and get the chefs to bring up lot's of chocolate cake and booze." she demanded.

"Sister, maybe you should find another way to deal with--

"No! This is the best way to deal with the stress of this job!" she shouted.

Princess Luna sighed heavily, then walked away.

What has happened to her sister? For her sister has truly become depraved herself like the people she plays judge and executioner with. For now she just spends most of her time in her bedroom at night drinking her head off and eating chocolate cake while having an orgy with her Royal Guard.

Sure, Princess Luna herself would drink her head off and eat chocolate cake while having an orgy with the Royal Guard. But she only did it once a week, and didn't leave a mess of chocolate cake and bottles of beer everywhere. Unlike Celestia, she did it every night and messed her room up with chocolate cake and bottles of beers like they had a food fight or something. And after each night she would get the poor old castle janitor to go clean up the mess in the bedroom every morning.

On Luna Princess went to gather Royal Guard, whom had nasty grins on their faces as they walked along with her on the marble floor leading to Celestia's bedroom.

End