Becoming a mercenary was the best thing that could happen to me. Saved the world twice. Got to fly my own gunship, too. GlobeX decides to come back for a third time and nuke the Earth into oblivion via orbital space laser.

I remembered being taking the beam point-blank in the chest. By those standards, I should've been dead. But no, I wake up sprawled out in a forest that looked like it wanted to tear me to shreds.

Semi-official Advisor: Tastethelolz

(Crossover with a flash game called Strike Force Heroes. I do not own MLP:FiM nor SFH.)